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Temptee101:
A called a fatal accident which took lives and injured several others "just"?

Na wa o

Ever since Messi and Argentina won the World Cup,
Obembet has been so Sad, Melancholic and somewhat confused..

No Blame her plz.

Mtcheww..

Gbaja with his Orangutan bierbier..

Inefficient Smooth talker like Amaju Pinnick.

In the Write up, they did NOT indicate which State the community is located??..

Can Never allow her Disrespect my Mother and my Friends too!

Simply because they eat poor nutrients meals@home.

(This is For Poor Girls tho)..

Lol, see topic..

The Guy above me don answer the Question kansa kansa.

Lamasta:
This is suppose to be a straight win for Man Utd but anything can happen

Straight win Abi? :

Did you NOT see in the Article dat dier Main Defenders Varane and Martinez are Missing?

Man utd is LOSING the Match.

Man utd 1 Nothingham Forests 3.

One goal for Jesse lingard, Taiwo Awoniyi and Emmanuel Dennis.

Lolss...

This Reminds me of a Guy who was 25yrs then and used to laff @his Office colleague dat married@33 yrs.

Dat the Guy married late.

But Currently, he is Now 33 yrs, Still living in his parents house and NOT having Shishi in his Account..

He told me Soberly 'To dey Laff Person no Good o'

OP

That is an old Pics..

And the man is from Uganda.

We, Nigerian Guys are so Cool, Classy and Matured.

Can't say for Nigerian ladies..

Any Man dat spends more than N300,000 for his Wedding is a Dunce!

Many Nigerian couples do not plan for LIFE AFTER WEDDING.

Later they start Borrowing and Asking Money from Friends, siblings, Uncle's, etc..

Tallesty1:
Why you come take am personal?

U dey mind her?

It's her type that gets Angry and Paranoid @the Mention of DNA Test!

Nice one..

In d Legal Profession, if a Criminal commits an offence 40 years Ago, and it comes out in the Open, Dem no go still Arrest am?

marvellous2222:
sorry for harsh word pls

Nice one..

The words used on that Parxcarl dude is Distateful.

In life and FOOTBALL, u must have Enemies.

Every football fan suppose know.

Prettygirl200:
What do u mean bc she's slim? So slim don't get wet? M a slim girl and if I wet here everywhere go dey draw like ogbono. Look I think it's bc of the harmattan, u know harmattan period no dey good to Bleep the girl go dey dry anyhow. See what u will do when next u want to make love to her, try cover yourselves with duvet, off your AC or fans make the room dey hot with that she won't easily get dry. Shey u understand?

Omo..

This Girl ehn.. It's like you go sabi Knack well well o.

zed7:
Kids will always talk. A woman can divorce a man for many reasons. It's easy to sit here and judge, some of you have divorced mothers and sisters but find it convenient to analyse others.

Poverty has made you guys think money is the beginning and end to all things. Some of these divorced women will rather pray for their husband's to be average and responsible than rich and irresponsible and abusive.

As for not letting your wife know your pay, it works two ways. If you're foolish enough to marry a leech, then it makes sense to hide your payslip. However, if you're sensible enough to marry a good woman, then your wife should know your password and PIN. Millions of naira and properties have been lost by men who died without disclosing anything to their wives.

There is a Saying 'Times change and So do People'.

Hope you know a Woman can CHANGE?

Guderian:
I think as time goes

People are learning to be private and self concerned

Its now more of me and my family(for the maried folks)

But it was not like dis doz days oo..

Nice one..

Who says Nigerian songs are Wack?

Music comes in Different Shades and form.

Every singer DOES NOT HAVE TO sing like Celine Dion and R kelly.

OP, ignore ur Attackers.

Nice dat Ex President Barack Obama listens to some of our Naija songs..

because some Mofos will be complaining about Lyrics, Bla,Bla,Bla.

Forgetting dat NOT every song must have good Lyrics.
Some songs are made just to Put you in a mood@a particular time..

SocialJustice:
Even with the shege being experienced, the insane people in the country still want APC to continue.

Different Strokes for different Folks, my brother.

Maybe the Administration Favour them.

Like the Keke Riders in Delta State,
they love APC because according to some, the Buhari administration favoured Dem..i.e. as the Fuel price increase, they can Overcharge passengers and make more Profits.!

jeromestarks:
Na ass dey turn me on in other girls but na my girlfriend boobs dey turn me on.

Moral of the story:
In lust - her ass and waist will make u horni

In love- her boobs and face will make u horni.

Lolss..

Shebi you see what you are doing..

So U have a GF whom you are Pressing her Boobs and you will be shouting VIRGINITY upandan.

skedman:
Yes

Hmm..

Always Keep 5 Steps ahead of your Wife..

Unpalatable but a Legendary, Evergreen Quote..

Let the Wise learn Sha..

JooEeL:
Wow.

Black slaves of africa following the crooked politics of their political colonial slave masters.

Ehwwww, nothing new.

Hope you are Not following and watching English Premier league?
Hope u don't Support Arsenal, Chelsea or Man it's?

Otherwise, this will make you A MUCH BIGGER SLAVE!

FireUpNow:
Trouble is brewing up in the most corrupt and thieving empire in the world, soon Prince Andrew could spill the beans an it the death of Princess Diana and Dodi Fayed. The death of the Queen of England will cause so many problem among the royal family. They should all return the Bini bronze works and artworks stolen by their rogue soldiers.

The Comtemporary Stealings done by the Likes of James Ibori, ,Lucky Igbinedion, Olusegun Obasanjo, Bola Tinubu, Atiku, etc that Ravaged and Ruined dis Nigeria?

Is it Britain dat caused it too?

Keep trading Nonsensical blames.

Dat Argentina vs France World cup Final thread.

It reached up to 130 pages!

Showed dat Messi is the Baba of Football.

Just Imagine A Jehovah Witness member eating Christmas Rice..

Or a Deeper Life member celebrating Catholic Ash Wednesday..

Or a Pentecostal Member Dancing Igbe/Olokun with his Grandma.

Will such a Person Not Receive Bashings like Mo Salah?

Truth is CHRISTIANS ARE ALSO INTOLERANT!

Not only Muslims!

phorget:
The thing just be like environmental day for my side...


E no go better for APC.

Lolss..

This 2022 Christmas in Nigeria ehn, was so Dull.

Even the Angels in Heaven go Shock gan!

chloride6:
What does he mean by last show?

MLLE hasn’t done well at all.

He needs to get back to features and give us that old sound we know..

It means HENCEFORTH, All his Shows in Nigeria will be FREE.

But For this December own, Fans will pay to Watch.

Carry go WizzyBaba..

U re Already made..

Like LIONEL MESSI, U Have won all the Big Trophies in ur Music Career..

abobote:
I can't marry any girl that has money

But Boss, u don tell us B4 say you are a Married Man with kids nah..

It's Like u go sabi enjoying Young Babes o..

OP, diz jokes are Wack! No offense..

Goan learn Barbing

Or meet MannaVultureGrills for Grilling apprenticeship..