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Pharaoh4rin:
I don't usually check d names. I just read comments. I don't know how to create a thread or else....

Anyways, NL has spiced my laughing life out. If my mum is alive she'd be happy that I've learnt how to laugh.

For the thirty something years of my life, I've not known laugh until I joined NL. I was born that way. Thanks to nl. NL is a therapy.

When your UserName is Pharoah, how will u know how to Laugh?

Kai, A Desperado!

But OP,

Your so called Girlfriend, Is she Faithful? Hope she won't Disappoint

Better Access this Particular Babe oo.. Marry her o If she has Portable boobs and Yanch + a Manageable Character.

DomainPros:
That bastard was trolling me over a thread that I created. Because the thread empowered men to emancipate themselves, which stood against her feministic views, she decided to attack me unprovoked.

A lot of people commented on the thread on the front page and moved on but that e-diot called her friend to troll me. I also found out she does this to a lot of guys on here.

Told her to leave me alone. A week later she goes around mentioning me in a thread that has nothing to do with me, just to trigger me. I avoided her for a long time and even warned her to not mention me again because I have no business with the thread. You know what she did, she mentioned me again.

Please just leave her alone to face the monster she created because the !d!ot had assumed I was some timid person. If not for online anonymity, she won't try this level of attack, where I hadn't done anything wrong, without being slapped to reset her brain.

Am I the cause of her loneliness and her inability to keep a man to the point that she became a feminist or she should blame her inability make good choices? Am I the reason or cause of her puzzy being stretch beyond its elastic limits till the men moved on because they were done with her?

Trolling and Insulting is A MUST in Nland.

Me and Magnolia always Cuss ourselves BUT I hardly take it personal.

Just Relax, OK?

My Shout-out goes to

*Truvelisback
*Angelfrost
*Paulolee
*JasonScolari
*Jeromestarks
And the Real Niggas in NL


*Candidlady
*Magnolia
*PrettyGirl200 and Many others..

Love you all and wish you a Blessed 2023.

obembet:
2022 as been amazing year despite all the up-and-down, God has been faithful. Also, I
appreciate God for keep me and my family alive and also my great Nairalanders . You guys have been so wonferful this year.

So let me specially appreciate my wonferful Nairalanders that as make me Smile This Year even Thought some of them are ready to beat me whenever we see for real.

My special Shoutout to All Nairaland football Fans, MJBOLT kosky, MizzD, safarigirl,Venita switlily25,Twaci,Mimienudles,prettybae23,
queenbetsy,sweettease,Liliantalks,kestolove95
curvysola,Ladylite,obembet, Facebooker,
Amatarasha, Prettydiamond, obontami, Lamanii22, Joystark, missimelda01
Dizzyrascal also my English teacher grammarnazi2 , Anfield247 also to my special mod Mynd44 Odewaleadesoye
Seun Lalasticlala OAM4J Dominique Mukina2 Fynestboi Zzor Nlf.pmod . Also my Pessi Fans, OJEEMAH paulolee Joebayo217 Kingcalls ThierryJay NLPoliceWoman Vinnie2000 Fergie001and Sammy07 . I Love you all and God bless you.



Nlfp.mod
Lalasticlala
Seun
mynd44

Lolss..

Obembet remember me?

Dat's a Nice one!

But Obembet, PLEASE SUPPORT PETER OBI.

We Never suffer reach for dis Naija?

Nice one, Sir Peter Obi!

Solofresh2:
One thing I like about this lady is that she is free spirited
When I finally meet her,i will do the needful

Hahaha..

Una when dey crush on her many..

She is Fine and Sexy Sha.

Even the Critics here, if you put Dem and her in a Room, their Priccks fit tear their boxers.

After she divorced her hubby, She still went back to her Yansh shaking business?

Ishawuru movies..

There was one where he ate White Agidi sacrified to Idols.

Watched this in 2003 Christmas day.

Ckonnet:
And don't be surprise she has been leeching on that guy's finances. I never had a female friend. Na straight banging after that you can choose to be FWB. I repeat I don't keep female friends. We can be business associate tho.

Lolss, Dat's y Rapper Erigga said 'Friendzone nah for Bastard'!

Nigerian Ladies will Pick a Guy, friendzone him, be collecting Money from him while secretly searching for Rich Boyfriends like Davido.

They Always think they are Smart.

The day the Guys sees one Fine Girl and Abandons the 'Situationship', you will see them getting Angry and Pained and Hating on the Guy

Angelfrost:
Context is everything...!

When I say given consent, you should be intelligent enough to know that I mean communication (which is both verbal and nonverbal)!

You don't just make assumptions... In this report, the woman has said she gave no such verbal or nonverbal consent!

This matter is simple! Everything no be quarrel!

Hahahaha..

I just dey read ur comments dey Laugh..

Girls (Esp Naija Girls)are so Cunning and Manipulative..

They can touch you, call you sweet names, Hug you but the day you touch her Waist to Reciprocate, They will get Angry and start forming Disciplined lady..

Some might get Jealous or Angry when a Pretty Girl show Interest in you.

They Play VERY SILLY MIND GAMES, Dat's you should Understand

id4sho:

Rasputin

Is Rasputin a Christmas song

The song is about Rasputin, A Magician and Sex Maniac in 20th Century Russia..

Boney M only added it their Album.

McCoy662:
Silent night, holy night!
That song gives me goosebumps!

Same here...

Silent Nights is a CLASSIC song.

You don't just sing it anyhow like other Xmas Carol's..

In Germany, it is Sung only on the Night of December 24th!

The Song is the GOAT of Christmas songs!

SmartPolician:
If Peter Obi wins this election, then we will understand what true leadership feels like.

Most of us, chiefly Tinubu urchins, have Stockholm syndrome but they don't even know it. We are soooo defeated that we don't even know what we deserve.

May God help Peter Obi to win this election, amen.

NOT Stockholm Syndrome@all, Bro..

Just Sheer ingrained Wickedness.

They just want Nigeria to remain Backward and All of us to continue Struggling.

OP, leave Righteousness with his Preachings Abeg..

In Nairaland, everyone get Freedom of speech.

He is Far better than some Zombified APC/Tinubu Goons such as Batified2023 and Moh247.

OP, It's not by Muscles or Size..

Some peeps have natural Zeal for hardwork.

Just like some APC/Tinubu Guys have Zeal for Supporting Evil..

Or some Girls have Zeal for Ashawo work..

Jeon:
Even this dry person claiming everyday in life is on my issues..
Wow.

Once again, SHUT UP and stew in the Juice you cooked for yourself!

Who send you to Start Acting Gayish? Talking about Fcvkkiing pple's Yanch..

And Downgrading another Person. U know him in Real life?

U better be Careful..

Truvelisback:
Jeon is a gay and Bisexual and he is a feminist too.

A Gay, Bisexual and Feminist@the same time?

Lolss..

But hw come this Post is NOT on FP?

Abi, the Mods have travelled to their Village for Xmas?

They are so Sleepy diz days..

Prettygirl200:
I can't call you a transgendered cux there's no gender of such, we only have male and female so specify your gender so I can adress you that way.

Don't mind Jeon..

She is Female..

A Cool but Sarcastic and Foul-mouthed one though..

Jeon:
What brought this nonsense?.

Please know how/when to mention my name.

If you want to get mad use another name, don't get mad with my name/ always remember the name of the monikers you mention.

Samantha /Shalommy aren't the same, but the symptoms of madness won't let you see it.

SHUT UP and stop attacking her.

You Portrayed urself as a Male and a Gay when you Sarcastically started to talk about fccvking a Guy's Ass..

Capital NO!

No Matter how the Parties smile to their friends or the media, one of Dem is hurting badly..

Particularly for the man,

he will be like 'So Another Man will now be Fcvkkiing my Wife steadily'..

Marvellsmart:
Bro I don't know if anyone has told u this... This isn't about redpill or simp shit... I'll tell u this if dem like make dem ban me... Oga you're a very stupid man.. You get stretch mark for brain and your iq is extraordinarily low... So your useless girlfriend comes before ur father? If you don't withdraw money and get that man 1bag of rice, may ur children place their girlfriends before u too. Demented fool.

I can feel ur Anger, Man.

The OP is so Silly and a very Weak, Spineless Mofo..

How will Sb buy Gifts for his/her Parents and SUDDENLY share into 2 to give to a Partner?

This is the Height of Senselessness, really!

When Argentina lost 2 1 to Saudi Arabia and had 4 DISALLOWED GOALS, I didn't hear anything about FIFA oo..

When Mbappe scored 2 Quick goals, I didn't hear any Complaint..

OP, just take heart and don't carry this Depression/Bitterness into 2023,OK?

Kai, this Thread.

See Heavy Bombing of our ladies folk..

Make una take am easy oo..

Nice thread from the OP.

@Least the Post is Not on how he is Pressing a Woman's Yanch..

Kudos.

Lolsss...

Dis Nairaland tho..

OP, Pls release the Pant to the owner..

Dsp Omo Agege really acting Responsibly..

Not a great Guy but FAR BETTER dan the Stealing Machines, Okowa and Oborevwori..

Persephone1:
And Virgins won't? Or they will remain virgins forever. Looking for the connection between a hymen and morality

You This GENDER-LESS individual, you have come here, Abi?

Today Man, Tomorrow Woman..Confusing others upandan.

You and Meobizy deserves crowd beating seriously..

JayJay Okocha not winning CAF player of the Year..