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SchoolZinicc:
You have Google right?

Then waste no time, deliberately start searching for American, European, Canadian or even Asian forums or Academic institutions to share ideas with.. Look for exams you could apply for, just be using your data to look outward instead of wasting it here for people to talk about betnaija to your hearing.


Advice : Never ever in your entire life smoke, drink or bet anything with anybody..

Believe it or not you are a unique kid and if you don't live your life in a unique ways better than what this environment provided you with then you will fail just like every other person.


For a start, if you have money, go and find a German language class and enroll in one...

Also check for that PTDF exam and apply to it..

But you must keep reading to be able to step onto new heights.

He is a savant and his unique strength lies in numbers so enrolling in any language course is useless

Herlertah:
Hello Nairalanders, Lol, never thought I would one day post anything on Nairaland. I used to come here just to read news and funny comments by you guys. People like simplykush .

Before I go further, I will forever be in debt of the mods if they can pls let this reach front page.

My name (nickname actually) is Herlertah, 18, graduated from secondary school last year with 4 distinctions and 4Bs in WAEC and prospective student of OAU pharmacy (got 281 in jamb but still waiting on that slow school)

I decided to discuss a very important thing with you guys as I know we have many intelligent guys here who, as I have witnessed, have helped many people here.

I discovered when I was in Jss classes that I have the ability to multiply, divide, add and of course, subtract numbers (even big ones, I mean very big ones) without using calculator within a short time or no time at all!!

I am very also very good in squaring numbers within twinkle of an eye, just like, Scott flansburg.
I can find the square of 98765 within 10 seconds with my brain. I know the factor of ever number from 1-more than 10,000 or even more (don't know my limit). I once found the 3^40 and got 12157665459056928801with my head (took me few mins though). It's the longest record I have for now.

I also have the ability to know on what day of the week a date falls, I mean any date, whether past or future. Like asking me on what day of the week June 3rd, 2065 will fall and I will tell you that it's gonna be Wednesday.

I have known this for a while, buh where I am living here in Osun State, its hardly recognised. Although, I was given A MacBook upon from graduation from sec school mainly because of this ability of mine. Still I need help, I want to show this to the world, I want to make the country proud. I can do much more and I don't even know how I am able to do it. Although, I work them in my head buh in a rapid manner.

Thank you as you help with your invaluable comment.

Thank you!!!

You are a savant

azpekuliar:
Still best known for starring as a corrupt police officer in Wale Adenuga’s Super Story hit, ‘One Bad Apple’.

Nope , he's best known in the Sango movie way back then

Na Simply_tacha matter una carry for head like this

Allaboutkatiee:
I think this has now reached a spiritual level
If he had done all this to her and she's still misbehaving
Then you should know she needs to see a pastor real quick

Nigerians will always be Nigerians , why not a therapist. So with everything you've read you think a pastor is her best bet , The backwardness in this country is alarming
@op : I think she needs a therapist as it seems to have gotten to that level where she needs professional help and please don't listen to any pastor sh*t

Ranchhoddas:
Coming from someone who uses her age as a factor in an argument, that's like a compliment.

Little boy run home and meet your father he'll tell you how people lived then , you can as well go ahead to tell him to provide facts

Ranchhoddas:
Very funny. Age does not prove anything.

You have stats? No!

You really are as dumb as they come

sexybaby22:
Why??
It was a crime of passion.

Seriously are you asking me why

She should be jailed at least 10 years

Ranchhoddas:
How do you know this?
You have evidence or is it merely conjecture?

For someone in her forties I should know , I've lived through the time

Ranchhoddas:
Thse things have always happened. It is because you have grown older and you read the news more so you get more information and your mind is tricked into thinking that it is increasing. I'm very sure Christian/Muslim relations are getting better.
Things always get better. Evolution is always upward

Things don't always get better at least not in Nigeria , what a cleaner/gateman could afford to eat some 30 years ago isn't even possible these days , are things really getting better

derrydinny:
when will nigeria get sense? op didn't mention the tactics they use, their star players and manager, he only talked about how they live in church and pray before matches like those things win football matches. Messi has tattoos, cr7 has children out of wedlock but both of them are GOATs


nigerians should understand that religion has nothing to do with football

Actually religion has nothing to do with anything except maybe enslave those following it

Explorers:
16yrs old transformed from male to female, 1year.

Still looks the same to me

Famousbabe:
Watch the extremely interesting video here

This is old na

superlightning:
I celebrate success regardless of tribe.... but he is clannish and downplays others. follow his post and stop being sentimental.

I'm not being sentimental , when I read comments on Nairaland , or anywhere else , disregarding any tribe I try very much not to comment so that I don't come off looking like them. From where I'm seated I don't really see a difference in both your actions

superlightning:
you are barking at the wrong tree.

It's a simple question , what makes you different from him ?

superlightning:
that's the problem with ngbatis. when we sincerely try to celebrate you guys, you begin to claim superiority.

Have you heard of Eni Njoku jnr.? the first NASA scientist from Nigeria? infact he rose so high that he won various group NASA award and was inducted as a visiting fellow of MIT's Faculty, something very rare with blacks.

https://mlkscholars.mit.edu/enjoku/


follow this link and know more about him

https://www.nairaland.com/2535707/meet-dr-eni-njoku-jnr

What makes different from him

kingreign:
Stupidity runs in your veins, it's toxic, purge yourself of this stupidity before the new year arrive.

Seasons greetings

I don't see anything wrong in what he wrote

wagazala:
I tell you. Why dem let am enter?

He meant who opened the gate for her to go out not come in

omablogs:
no in namibia

What has century got to do with Namibia

omablogs:
no in namibia

What has century got to do with Namibia

kingxsamz:
Here's how to prevent your poop from splashing toilet water on your butt.
Thank later. *wink*
1
A: As the poop is coming out of your butt you catch it and hold on until everything leaves your body.
Then you take all the poop in your hand and drop it gently into the toilet.

2
B: Another method is to make sure you don't break the poop. That is, it has to come out in a way that it doesn't leave your butt until it touches the toilet water, as seen in the diagram below. How to bring out the poop without breaking it is up to you.

3
C:
Make smaller poops. In order to prevent water from splashing, you'll need to be careful of the size of poop that's coming from your butt. Let the poop come out in small amounts that when it hits the water it doesn't splash on your butt.

4
D: Stand up quickly as soon as the poop leaves your body.
If you have a problem making smaller poops then this is for you.
You just need to stand up immediately the poop leaves you. This would require strength as the poop could drop before you can even be able to stand up. Though this is not an easy method but if you put work to it, you'll achieve.

5
E:
Put some ice cubes in the toilet.
This works pretty well. All you have to do is get some ice cubes, at least a cup, put it in the toilet and then do your thing. Not a single splash. *wink*


6
F: Sit in the toilet water.
This method is the one which I feel is more effective and guarantees you a %100 splash free pooping experience.
All you have to do is take you butt all the way down to the toilet water and sit in it. That way you would be pooping directly into the water without a single splash.

Well that's it guys. I hope these tips really helped. Questions are allowed.

The best way is to pour some detergent into water , shake your hands in the water to produce lather ( foam ) then pour the foamy water into the toilet. With this you won't have a single splashback when you drop the shit. Alternatively you can cut tissue into smaller bits and throw it into the toilet

legionnaire:
The 'Necrophilia' part is simply disgusting!

Funny as it seems I would take necrophilia to paedophilia anyday

Lucifer66:
You no knowledge of sport cars.
Google how much it cost just for a tuneup.
$1000 now engine normal repairs?

How can maintenance for a year cost more than the actual car Why would I need to maintain then , I'll simply buy another one after a year and save $100k. It just doesn't make any sense whatsoever

Lucifer66:
Children are hungry and starving and this man has a sports car!?
Let's not forget raffling Is a fraud!
You could end up spending 10x more and the maintenance of that car cost more than 300$k after a year.

How can you spend $300k on maintenance a year when the car is about $200k It doesn't make sense that you'll spend more on maintenance a year than the actual cost of it.

Phemvin:
I vote sense for you.

You need it more than I do

kunleweb:
Have you tried God?

Which God That absentee landlord

obailala:
Haha, you're still missing the point I'm trying to make. I really doubt you have seen the tweet that birthed this conversation. If you see it, you will speak no more! I wonder why the Op didn't post the tweet and for some reason, I can't seem to find it online any more.

English fluency obviously cannot be a used as a yardstick to measure intelligence. But in some bizarre cases like this one, I'm sorry, exceptions MUST be made. Using your example about poor math ability not being a reasonable measure of a person's intelligence, what exactly would you say if you met a GRADUATE who has been through primary school, secondary school and a tertiary institution, but cannot solve 5 x 5? Would you still make this argument about mathematics not being a test of knowledge?

Now you are the one mixing things up , 5 X 5 is basic primary 1 or 2 maths , there is a degree to everything , in your case you would expect any adult or graduate to know basic primary one English or maths. It's akin to saying a graduate who can't spell come , go , book or sit now compare that to graduates who can't solve senior secondary maths and believe me there are tonnes of people like that.

obailala:
English fluency may not be an established measure of intelligence in the large scheme of things. However, in a country like Nigeria where English isn't our first language and where most people are first exposed to English language in schools, when other yardsticks of measurement are absent, an individuals command of English language can be used as a first pointer to measure the person's intelligence/aptitude.

With regards to the corper girl with the appalling English grammar, I'm sorry to say but she must be dumb. After attending different levels of school for at least 18 years of her life, if she can't still string together a simple decent sentence, or spell simple words correctly, then her aptitude for learning must be very low.

But you can not disregard other yardstick of measurement as you would most likely get it wrong. I'll use your logic as an example , we all know mathematical proficiency is low and more people ( at least 8 out of 10 ) are not really maths oriented but would it be wise to judge based on mathematical proficiency alone ?. While English may say something about the environment you grew up ( I'll come to that in a bit ) it shouldn't be used solely as a measure of intelligence.
Yes to a large extent speaking "good" English has a lot to do with where you were brought up , you won't expect a child who grew up in a rural environment to speak better English than one who grew up in Banana Island or even in England but we can not say the child who grew up in Ikoyi is more intelligent than the one who grew up in Aramoko.