SunshineHQ:
y'all can trash talk her sha but i know the dog is more hygenic than some of y'all and if she gets infected with something, money dey for treatment. i can't say the same for y'all infested brain

Not all infection get cure

Chioma99:


hmm

but what do we do then?

U do what u must or move to another business

Chioma99:
please my fellow nairalanders i just want to ask a question......
how profitable is chilli pepper farming?
is it a profitable farming venture or not just that profitable.
am in Lagos and a friend of mine is looking to invest heavily on chilli pepper farming
i want to know if there are steady buyers for it or not.
although pepper sells well but i don't really know of this chilli pepper
please how profitable is it here in Lagos?
thanks....

There is money oh
But ready to jazz up
Mile12 market is for the spiritual
Dem no dey use clear eyes drop goods for there

nairavsdollars:
Animal in human skin who are giving Islam, a religion of peace, envied by other religions a bad name

Who will envy hell

Guy don cash out
Them wan make am disappear
Settle am
And he will live in another place

munstaqq:
Dear Nairalanders,

With a sad and heavy heart, I'm writing to seek your advice and/or recommendations.

My mum is late. She died 2 years ago and since her demise, everything has turned left for us - her children. We were deserted and left to fend for ourselves by our uncles, aunties, and other relatives that we thought were with us when my mum was alive. My dad is still alive but he only pretends to care about us. I can't even remember the last time he has done something good for any of us. Our school fees, food, everything, were taken care of by my mum.

There is a 50-year-old man who we were later told is our distant relative. His house is a stone's throw away from our house. When I was at home, I used to run errands for him, like going to the market to buy things for him. So it was normal. He used this same method on my sister. He took advantage of my sister's naivety and impregnated her. She's barely 16 and I swear to God, she has not known any man until this bastard did this to her. He even ran away from home and plan to come back when tensions are low.

Note: we left her in the village with my dad and my brother. We, the elderly ones left the village to hustle in the city. We have not settled and we couldn't afford to take them with us.

Please I need your advice. What should be our next line of action? He's 50 and won't marry my sister. There is also a high tendency that he won't even take care of her and the baby.

Please what should we do? We are all we've got and nobody to turn to to help us fight this battle. What should we do?

Thank you.

U are so foolish to even consider he will marry ur sister
This is rape
She is a minor
When will u lots have sense
Find him and report to gender crime department in your state

This woman is a nut head
Even the gaze of her eyes says it all
I wonder people who sleep in the same room with her
People like this can wake up at night and kill u

Zoharariel:


I have really missed Yinka Odumakin. I did not believe he passed away until I saw his corpse.

Only a handful of Yorubas can stand shoulder high & walk in Yinka Odumakin’s shoes.

Some paid BMC bastards said Tinubu paid his medical bills & was flown abroad for a surgery when he had a swollen arm.

But these bastards failed to mention that it was during the administration of the greedy heroin-sniffing bastard of bourdillon when they were still together.

Yinka Odumakin fell out with Tinubu in 2006.

Was it that you didn’t have money when I told you in December 2006 that it was over between us politically? Have I ever looked in your direction ever?

I recall how you said to me in 2006 about Senator Tokunbo Afikuyomi and I quote you “Adiye ni Tokunbo, yin agbado fun a pada” (Tokunbo is a fowl, throw corns and it is U-turn). Has he not turned his back at you today? You don’t have “corns ” again? This was the man who was your fall guy when you made all the forgeries in 1999. He was among the team that went to bury your biological mother in Iragbiji when you could not show your face, has his exit not shown you there are men who place value on principle than money? ~ Yinka Odumakin

https://neusroom.com/portrait-of-the-tiger-ambode-rode-by-yinka-odumakin/

If not for Tinubu, these uncircumcised Fulani bastards wouldn’t be claiming indigenous rights over my ancestral land with me in South West.

When Pa Fasoronti’s daughter was murdered at Ore by these uncircumcised Fulani bastards, the only question that this greedy & self-serving bastard could ask was WHERE ARE THEIR COWS?

In an attempt to absolve these uncircumcised Fulani bastards of their grevious crimes and also to preserving his selfish interest of ruling Nigeria - which will NEVER EVER COME TO PASS.

One wonders, do the Fulanis go with their cattles whenever they embark on their rampage of havoc & destruction?

Some other paid BMC bastards on Nairaland always chant the mantra “YORUBA, DEFEND YOUR OWN”.

Of course, I will defend my own when my own defends me.

I will defend my own, when my own is remorseful & admits his grievous mistake for foisting an illiterate, certificateless, quota-system calamity on me as a President in the name of messiah.

I will defend my own, when half of the 9Billion Naira Tinubu makes from the IGR in Lagos EVERY MONTH is transferred to my GTBANK & Zenith Bank Accounts.

http://saharareporters.com/2021/05/28/tinubu-takes-n9billion-lagos-internally-generated-revenue-account-monthly-says-bode

Until then, Oku e lo ma gbè pada bo wa si ilu Eko lati London (Na him dead body dem go carry come back to Lagos from London).

Except I, Omo Oduduwa tokan-tokan, “Zoharariel Underscore Obatala aka Iskander-M of Ijebuland” have not been at the receiving end of Tinubu’s greed & self-serving interests; Sango and all the Gods of my ancestors shall obliterate & cast into the abyss, every bastard (including all their family members) that defends Tinubu directly or indirectly on this matter. Ase!

The same way afonja sins still speaks even in his death by the conquering of kwara .
Even if tinubu dies
His deeds have already opened the gates of hell into yoruba land

Coronabirus:
Nigerians failed to understand that they're not the ones thinking but rather allow few Politicians to think for them using social and mainstream media.
Between 2011-2015 average Northerner believed that GEJ was behind Boko Haram and FG and DSS were used as an agent of terrorism. Many believed GEJ used security agents to bring weapons to terrorists BH by deliberately allowing the terrorists to ambush arms transported to military in North-East, at the peak of BH insurgency more than 60% of BH weapons were looted by insurgents from military ambush; these allegations was further propelled by Late Gen. Andrew Azazi who was former COAS, and NSA who publicly claimed that PDP is Boko Haram and he shortly died in plane crush which many people believed that he was assassinated for trying to expose hidden agenda of PDP and Nigerian Politicians which is commonly acceptable by average Northerner.

More over, some few years after PMB took over in 2015, BH was pushed to boaders of Borno and Yobe and banditry by Fulani herders become the order of the day, they kill, rape and kidnap people. This prompted many people especially from the south to believe that PMB and APC are terrorists and behind all these insecurities.

Finally, it is very sad how both educated Nigerians and illiterates are so brainwashed & delusional not to understand the media twist and unfounding speculations of dangerous accusations we play which will never solve our seemingly unending problems. Media houses are being paid by opposition parties to play such a dangerous game and the gullible citizens believe everything media feed them especially propaganda driven by ethno-religious bias. This mistrust is proliferated by some extremist religious leaders from both Christians and Muslims who have strong affiliation to party politics and politicians use them to propagate falsehood which they believe gullibile citizens will quickly believe. These religious leaders know nothing about governance but they've few people around them who tell them that they've access to security reports and they know what is happening and govt is planning to do this and that; during GEJ era many of such people deceive Northerners that Southern, Christian President is using BH to depopulate them while under Northern Muslim President they deceive southerners that North want to Fulanize/Islamise them when in reality North is the worst hit and biggest victim of the banditry and kidnapping.
We all have to wake up from being used by ethno-religious division politics!

Shut up

passionguy:

My dad is late since 2015
Before then my dad wasn't in the country for more than 5years. My brothers sisters during those periods are all in school even me
He was the only one with our mum

Yet u told another person that he wasn't pampered
Yet he was all alone with ur mum

passionguy:
My brother is 24 years old. His entire life has been spent fucking up. The thing is he lies, cheats, gamble and steals. He has succeeded in selling almost everything in the house be it fridge, stab, pressing iron, electronic and manymore
Now he has extended it by going out to steal from neighbors and people.
He as been arrested so many times and been bailed. Now everyone in the family is tired of him mostly my mum she can't eat good food because of him because his becoming worse.
Pls Advice me on what to do.

A failure from ur parents
He didn't start today
He started as a kid
And ur parents looked away
Leave am
He will change
And this is the result

pocohantas:
The interviewer is so dull and his exclamations are ********

Whether Tuface married her or not is not our business. What we know is, Annie thought she could pull a Disney love story with a community gbola. If our husband were a human being, it would be Tuface.

Pero done kuku do breast and nyash. We die here. Na unofficial second wife she be.

Annie should take heart o. Naija men no fit retire from brolosho duties until they are old, broke and sick. They will now find their way home like the prodigal son. Straight into the bosom of the virtuous wife. She would have to spend her retirement posing for family frames, reminding him to take his drugs and cooking unripe plantain swallow with oilless vegetable soup.

U sabi the drill

NwaNimo1:
Maybe they've not heard.........nobody 'up there' can read!

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arabic...they can read arabic

900warriorz:
Nawa for this people oo....Hungerbad

may his soul r.i.p

used to be a great guy here

wait fess
to pay over 500k dollars back
where him wan see the money
abi he will find it in prison ni

Sufferingboy:


Thank you.We in Delta north are planning to make an Ijaw or Isoko the next governor.

Urhobo(Ibori) and Itsekiri(Uduaghan) abandoned delta north and even the capital of the state asaba.

Okowa will decide who becomes,the next PDP Governorship candidate and the is the next governor,either Isoko or Ijaw.

Oga u all can't
Urhobos are the largest ethnic group in delta.
Without them u can't even get deputy
Understand delta politics and know peace

But your unfortunate parents had a lesbian in their home
Smh

Adeolaissacutie:
He said that I can't do anything, and it breaks my heart

Send him the law
U are not to do anything.
The law will

Adeolaissacutie:
Please guys, help me, I beg on anybody in the millitary to help, a guy I met online has threatened me with nudes and I don't want him to get away with, I don't deserve , I was a good person to him, he took the pictures while I was sleeping and threatened me with it via video call, I don't have any evidence but he showed me the pictures via video call.

He will go to jail
Show him the cyber bullying law
Na ten years e dey joke with

Crossroad1:
which of her visas sure? Visas to where specifically

call and ask the one u want

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright .....

Most girls are coded runs babe ....
Just walk down to any of this hotel and you see people's girl friend banging for ten thousand a night

Especially if you have a whip(ride) even if it is a low budget ass car

I assure you will be banging people's girl friend and wife for ten thousand a night

e get one wey dey fly from ph to abuja come knack men
cream babe oh
na 15k be her money
and one guy dey carry am for head like world cup
even let am dey drive him wip

wetin concern me
she don even call me say she dey come last week
na cos she sick she no show
but once she show
omo i go collect oh

Take her to bible study

Vaughanlanrewaj:


Dear sir, only the enemies of Nigeria hate Alhaji Lai Mohammed . That's one of the best ex-Chief of Stafff Lagos State has ever had. He is not only an experienced Lawyer,  he is a brilliant administrator and a communicator with first degree in French Language yet he was not from a rich background. He is old enough to be a father to many of you .


If you are old enough to know who Alhaji Lai Mohammed is, you will know that you still have a long way to go in your own life and you don't cover such milestones in life if as a youth one spends all his or her time on Nairaland. It's particularly an unwise use of time hiding behind the anonymity of this kind of platform to run down others. Seriously,  for most of you,  Lai Mohammed is the least of your problems,  what you need to deal with first is the consequences of bad character of living different lifestyles online and offline , bad upbringing and highly addictive self imposed idleness. 

May God bless Lai Mohammed and other patriots . May God bless Nigeria. All the enemies of Nigeria will always lose .

U mumus will always swing the age card
We can see how he left the Lagos
Can't u see how all Lagos youths live in luxury
How they can all eat without doing owo mi da
How they are all balling

Oloriburuku somebody
Mtcheeeeew

The end result of Materialism is usually sucide
When greed creeps in
People should learn to give thanks in whatever situation they are in
People will say depression
What causes depression
It's just greed and Materialism
When u begin to compare yourself with others

Why is he shouting
Na from the money una dey take una on budget
So stop fooling yourself

Splashme:
That was the entire game plan ...

1) Manipulate the bill to favour the North

2) Use party and regional majority to pass it

3) Get the ethno-religious Buhari to assent

4) Ask aggrieved Southern region to initiate amendments if dissatisfied

5) Use Northern majority to suppress any such amendment
.

This is the absolute truth
Nothing removed
Nothing added

Case was dismissed

Delay tactics
How many years una wan use probe

Generalkorex:

What are the old men?

Same but the new generation coming will finish us

Generalkorex:
I wish the youth can take over now. We've tasted both PDP and APC. We have seen what all these old people can offer. Let's try the youth. Let's form our part and relegate these old men who have divided us along religious and ethnic lines over years.

The present youths are criminals
Once this old lots dies off
We are finished

Untiy beggars
Stupid one nigerianist

Don't worry they will slit ur throat
Then u will know we are not one
Ode

thorpido:
These snakes no dey stay their bush wey dem suppose stay.

Man is encroaching on thier habitats