₦airaland Forum

Everyone must trend ooo.

Na dem dem.
Already grooming him to lead the state in the near future.
Ours is to sing their praises.

Bad !market

Na dem be the re-election sacrifice.
If you're dining with politicians make sure you use a long spoon.

gloriaunobi:
I have zenith, UBA and first bank app. Why do I need ussd? US dollar nko....

Actually, USSD as used here doesn't mean dollars.
it means Unstructured Supplementary Service Data. sometimes referred to as "quick codes" or "feature codes"

OlisaOsega87:
MTN won’t be the first network to do this. They are just following the footsteps of other networks, the banks are the guilty party here.

It is not just about the apportionment of blames. But more about the realisation that the end users, (you and I) have often been at the losing end of these charges.
At the same time, we must observe that these charges do not emanate from vacuum. A GOVERNMENT policy which makes businesses pay more than the usual, often ends up with the final consumer bearing the blunt.

Just received this sms from mtn.
Yello, as requested by your bank, from Oct 21, we will start charging you directly for USSD access to banking services. Please contact your bank for more info.
Sender:
MTNN.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
These are indeed tough times for Nigerians. Considering the alarming rate at which prices of common goods are going up, government and multi-nationals are, in addition to the huge profits they generate, squeezing the juice out of the meagre income generated by the vulnerable citizens.

Wiseandtrue:
So tell me why the FG is yet to react to such a huge fire incident?

Don't tell me he doesn't read the news

Look I stand by those prophetic words!!!

Bookmark it if you know what that means

I heard it in the news yesterday that Bubu has reacted.
But I am tired of people reacting to issues and thereafter ignoring those same issues soon after.
We need to be proactive and not reactive.

Is she looking for our applause or sympathy?
Either way I've none to give.
Another satanic inspired post moved hurriedly to front page.

And they hurriedly moved this to front page just like that...
The guy needs to grow up.

festacman:
Simple. Aisha Buhari's office will be funded the same way Patience Jonathan's office was funded. The same Turai Yar'adua's office was funded. The same way late Stella Obasanjo's was funded.

Now, you still got problem with that? Poor opposition move. Long way to go for Papa Deceive Pikins (PDP).

You don't get it, do you?
Buhari and his APC was one of the strongest critics of the office of the first lady. During his campaign, he vowed there shall be no such office.
What exactly happened to your brain that you can't simply reason logically?
If you came into power to replicate everything PDP did what is the essence of having you? Did you guys trade PDP for another worse form of PDP?

BluntBoy:
So, what should Buhari have done? He should have beaten Daura's daughter or locked her up?

Is there a family in this world where there are no conflicts? And does that belittle the competence of the head of that family? We are humans, and are bound to collide once in a while due to individual differences and conflicting interests. That is why we have conflict resolution.

Aisha's story did not happen suddenly. You must have read about Yusuf and the House that Maman Daura once occupied. This means that the tension had been building over time. Aisha has yet to imply that Maman's daughter is always rude to her, so it might just be a one-off incident which happened due to anger, immaturity, and women palaver.

Omnipresent, I hail you.
Una no dey taya?

The way both candidates are boasting, it appears the electorates are inconsequential in this matter.
Let just take them to the wrestling ring so they can both slug it out John Cena and Kane style.
Whoever comes out alive is crowned winner.

Like I said before, the 90 days rehearsal is now over.
The real show has just begun

90 days in the BBN house was just a rehearsal.
The real show has only just started.

Afamed:
The first sign of Madness is when you actually believe your own lies. The second sign of madness is when you begin to convince people to believe in your lies and the advance incurable sign of madness is when you begin to hire people to help you promote / spread your lies.

Omokri and co are in advance stages of their madness

You unwittingly captured what the APC and the Buhari led government represent
Just like when they told Nigerians fuel would sell at 40 naira per litre, that naira would exchange at one dollar to the naira.
And that electricity power will b constant in 6 months,
And all you who helped to publicised these well rehearsed lies are the ones currently suffering from schizophrenic psychosis.

Is this also sex for marks?

flex04:
Why are u making it look like she is the one giving everything? beside she is the one needing it now

It works differently with women.
She wants it, you pay for it. You wants it you pay for it.

2800net:
Very Silly Indeed. Who was stopping you. JSTFUP

Abeg go park your tokumbo for one side. Or better still, send it to scrap yard.
You are obstructing other genuine road users.

Xclusiveme:
Wait!!! Was the show preventing you from going about your daily life? So silly

Wisdom is not a commodity you can buy from the market. It also does not depend on the volume of books you have read.
if you don't have it, you don't have it.
Q.E.D.

I thought the zombies hero, Former British PM Cameron will be given this post.
The whole world will continue to tap from the vast experience of peaceful disposition and exemplary leadership displayed by H.E. Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan.

The show is over.
Can we go back to our normal life once again?

I do have a story to share on this trending subject.
Meanwhile, let me rush for lectures. I have to snap him and upload his photos later.
I shall post the full story when I return from classes later.
Meanwhile, feel free to post your own experiences while you wait.

docadams:
Does he have any electoral value?

Hatred has milked your brain all juice of objectivity

Jasseyfrd:
Just because of ordinary election



Only in Ashawo house will u hear these:



*1. Abeg cum make I wear cloth.

2. Oga do fast naa.

3. See ds osho free man, u like better toto u no wan pay money.

4. Make am 5k nah, i go Bleep u well.

5. U neva release? Haa!!!

6. Na only Bleep u pay for oo, no dey touch my breast.

7. Bros abeg do, make i go hustle.

8. Customer, customer hw far naa.

9. Add 1k make i suck ur prick.

10. See ur small prick (chuckles).

11. Wetin naa. Since u dey do ds tin u nefa cum. Toto dey pepper me abeg.

12. Hw much u giv me wey u dey find doggy?

13. Come I will do u well 2day.

14. Abeg get up, e don do. Na so una go dey take tramadol.

15. Na ur mama leg u wan carry up. Abeg respect ursef

16. Wetin u drink come?

17. Oga ppl dey wait outside, hurry up abeg.

18. No carry dat condom comot here oo. No be me una go use do juju.

19. Na talk u wan talk abi na Bleep.

20. Hian!!! Abeg i no dey kiss.

21. Na on top 1,500 u wan change style?

22. No dey turn turn me like dat biko.

23. Oga i swear if ds condom burst u must bring money for medicine oo.

24. Oga yellow, come Bleep better toto.

25. Fine boy come naa, i will do u frm back.

26. Abeg i no dey suck prick for 2k.

27. Wait make i see dat boil for ur prick. Na so una go dey carry disease.

28. Ds one don pass short time oo.

29. Oga abeg use condom, abi u wan share goloria giv me?

30. Touching body - 200, kissing mouth - 250, suckn breast - 300, short time - 500, skin to skin- 1000. Overnight - 2500. If u wan suckn prick u add 500 extra.

Professor!!!

I didn't see any hot soup here.

Gives you sex and marks for free? Don't you get the saying that nothing goes for nothing?

This is Nigeria.

slimjosh231:
With this your attitude, I’m afraid you might not go far.

I done waka far. U are just learning. come and register, let me coach you.

was he really masturbating or he is performing ablution down there?

Kendumazy:
Mheen! Wonders shall never end. This is funny. So, there are small scale dstv companies. Mheen! Nigerians i hail thee!

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Which part of the country are u? In Warri we call it Osusu cable.
It's been existing since I was a kid.