₦airaland Forum

firstEVA:
My God, how did this very pretty lady marry I go die who cannot make a complete sentence in simple and correct English?

Abi u no know say money and success na the best aphrodisiac ? Abi if Sagna propose to you, u no go gree ?

South Africa na useless place. This woman suppose go jail for child abuse.

With all this mqkeup just to ride bicycle

Perfect symmetry.. . But their bf sef ehn, he go enjoy.

hopilo:
Like AIT questioned Tinubu's source of wealth and are now being dragged to court.

God bless you. You just said what's on my mind.
I hope someone reminds them about their benefactor.

One who talks too much should be careful.

Op shattap.

Pastot Chris daughter don big ooo.

As police dey, God dob help me say I never enter dia trap. I even hate Lastma pass police sef.

Hmmm.. . Na wa ooò. Nollywood actors just dey kick the bucket. May God help us.

Op, how far nau. O boy the morning still early o. . Abi you know the guy wey dem play as maga ?

oluwafemi113:
That was while I said we should thank God for using Kofi Anan, General Abubakar and Thank Mbeki of South Africa to persuade Jonathan to concede defeat on time.

The gentlemen were at Hilton hotel and General Abubakar instructed some one at the collating center to inform him when it is mathematically impossible for Jonathan to win. And so, the moment Delta state was announced the man called General Abubakar who swiftly moved to Aso Rock with the two other men, and they persuaded Jonathan that since it was impossible for him to win now, he should please call Buhari to congratulate him for the sake of peace in Nigeria.
The moment Patience Jonathan heard that she started shouting that Jonathan should not do it. It was late revealed that it was Patience Jonathan that sent Orubebe to scatter the Collation Centre!




Jonathan didn't what calling a Hero....

Conspiracy Theorist.

Ezemust, you spoke well. I still blame the presidency for allowing this nonsense tlo happen. You can imagine all the underaged voters in Kano with pvc.
It's an eyesore for you to sit down and allow people to rig yiu out of office. I would have rather resignedlong before than to allow this happen.
Gej should have changed Jega since because there was evidence that he was having meeting with APC big wigs in Dubai. He did nothing. I don't know why he decided to have an adequate plan.
Really, the party failed. If they had done things right, they would have shut the mouths of those lousy tribalists.

youngalex:
Got the shock of my life today,A married woman in her early thirties was like "Her Husband was more faithful to her when they were dating than now" less than 2yrs of marriage she has caught him with several women,am prompted to ask is the urge to cheat more in married men than in single guys?...This marriage matter tire me o seriously

Who is a single guy faithful to

MEILYN:
You can watch Al Jazeer, CNN, BBC on your Android phone. That is what I am using.
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She is now answering questions on the policies of World Bank.

You need alot of data. 2gb may not be enough.

She's being evasive like a politian but the guy don catch am.
Obj is corrupt but she is trying to hide it.

Them dey open her yyanshh

ozoigbondu:
She looks as OBJ and the host is ripping apart her lies that she is not a polticians with facts

Just tuning in. Eetin she dey talk since.

I dey watch am....

When we tallk about great leaders, we'll mention Awolowo, Azikiwe and those who fought for our independence.
You know a great leader cos he fights not just for himself but for the good of others. They are sincere and altruistic.
If the lion of Bourdillon is the best Nigerians can boast of, then we are to be pitied.

kolomax:
It's cool. But GMB isn't that fat naaa

Doesn't look so healthy.. lol. Just kidding. He's oyr president elect.

ChiSun27:
Never knew frog is edible...

Frog is edible, toad is not.

bettercreature:
Keep decieving yourself,because they are speaking pidgin,i must tell you real south-east ladies dont get involve,they are mainly from edo,calabar,(LAGOS) Yoruba girls and so on

Someone calls your tribe, therefore you have to call other tribe

lygn19:
I don't see anything wrong with what they are saying remove d log on ur eyes b4 u remove another person's own, I don't see any difference between what those SAfricans said to Nigerians and what yorubas say to igbos everyday here on Nairaland.

If you love your country, you won't stand someone else insulting us. Whether Yoruba, Igbo or Hausa, we are still Nigerians and the world see us as that.
No country is perfect.
Even the United State still suffers racial discrimination but when it comes to their National interest, they defend it jealously.

Parolee:
What are you on about?

1. Why must we leave our country and go elsewhere? SA is just so so great....why would I want to leave my motherland? Everything needed in life is available here.....so I see no need why SAns should go elsewhere....to do what?

2. Very lazy.....I see a lot of you are into that chorus....now I put you on the spot, explain this laziness you are talking about in the SA context....let's hear.

3. Lack professional skills?? Rubbish. Every year we have new enrollments in our institutions of higher learning, year in year out there are intakes and graduates.....then what are you talking about?

Without Nigerians, you guys in SA will be nothing. Especially you black South Africans who cannot produce anything.
If you doubt me, mention one notable South African alive who has done great exploit and I'll mention 3 Nigerians.

It's the white in your country that has made your country worth living. Without them, you guys would have been plunged into the stone age.
So give us respect. For instance, this us Naira Land, owned by a Nigerian. Tell us ine major South African website like this..

autotrader014:
It's time our Nigerian brothers come back home, there is more opportunity here dan dere.. most Nigerians dere are just jobless and roamin abt the street constitutin nuisance.. they spend close to N500,000 in securing visa, flight and accommodation, dat money is more dan enof to start a business here dat will change ur life for ever.. With 500k u can start a laundry biz and earn ova 120k a month, with 500k u can start a mini boutique, wit 500k u can start a female hair saloon and make ova 150k a month, with 500k u can start buying Dangote cement in trailers and make huge return on investment, u can start wholesale indomie distributorship with 500k, the list is just too numerous to mention. Rather we preffer to use dat money to go enslave our selfs in a foreign land. I have been a graduate for over 5yrs with no job, I deal on cars and I can tell u I make ova 400k a month with wat I do. I started as a car agent, linking buyers and sellers and making 50k in a single transaction. We need to stop tinkin travelin out assures u of greener pastures.. Am proudly Nigerian and ain't leavin my country to be a slave in a foreign land.

Incase u need best deals on cars, Holla my number 08187368455.

Super clean Land Rover Freelander for Just N950k

This place looks like somewhere in Aja.

wristwatch:
The screening exercise guys undergo to win a lady's heart is like when an eyeball go through a needle. The thesis, vocabulary, eloquence, and wooing skills of the guy must be sharp and precise.

However the aforementioned attributes is pleasing to ladies but the first thing they do is short listing guys to pass through their rigorous screening exercise before they can say YES to one guy.

Eventually the one they say YES to, they still conduct series of test to get full assurance he is their dream man.

These test are;


Ignore his calls


Intentionally, a lady can shut down her network to the guy by ignoring his calls for a moment( not 2days neither a week, as they guy may quit). The moment I am talking about may be at most a day.

Lukewarm attitude

Also can be referred as mood swing. They show heaven for the guy today and abyss for him tomorrow. A times for no reason ladies grab their emotional nature to punishing the guy for no offence. They nag excessively at him and later show empathy by apologising.


Fail to show up on date

To test his impatience attitude after planning a day for beautiful date, she may show up very late or not show up at all. Though this is very risky but they display it especially when they have been dating him for a long time.

Observing his listening skills

Ladies are designed to talk and can talk through out the day without getting tired. Therefore, they engage their boyfriends into discussion to observe if he is listening or not.


To defend her in public

Ladies can deliberately act wayward in public to see if her guy will defend her or not. The moment he fails to perform his function, her heart may grow cold for him as time goes on.

Claim negative health status

To know the in depth of love he have for her, she claims negative health status to know if he can't continue or not. Well, very risky and too close to call if I may say.

Supporting her dreams

Ladies want guys to be sensitive to their issue. As a result, they discuss their dreams where financial assistance is needed. They do this to send signal that he needs to support her dreams as a way of testing him.


To ignore important football matches

Imagine a guy declining important matches like El classico, derby matches ( for e.g Arsenal vs Chelsea) champion's league final, FA cup final, etc for his girlfriend's attention.... Too difficult to decline honestly!

Ladies are sometimes funny. To have his attention perhaps when a pressing matter arise, they tell him to ignore the match to test if he can drop his passion for them.

Request to switch off his phone during conversation

Some ladies tell their "busy body" boyfriend to switch off his mobile device due to the numerous calls he receives just to have his attention.

I can't just be carried away by her whims and caprices...

12 rules ... Chai.
But there's one golden rule the op forgot about.
Women are like MTN recharge promo.
Date one and get her friend for free

chuna1985:
maybe ur using apple phone

No, i use Samsung. If i had access to wifi, it would have been better. Can't use almost 500mb downloading just 1 game.

What about non alcoholic malt drink ?

write2obi:
So if he pays 3m out of the 25b he is free to go . Nice

Yes nah. Its a good deal. 3m is not up to 0.1% of what he stole. In fact people who pay tithe will find this ridiculous..