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anonimi:
She should direct her "particularly instructive third tweet" to the Daura President and Borno elders who UNDERMINED our gallant soldiers fight against Boko Haram =>












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Nigerians have short memory.

Oh, this is good news...

gregzone:
Last week I commented on another thread on this meeting wit GMB I said that the outcome of this meeting will have a lot to say about the personality of GMB.
He has once more shown that he is a man of character and integrity, who sees Nigeria to be a greater than any Nigerian and political party.
Please fellow Nigerians let's put our political differences aside and give this man the support and loyalty he deserves, I sincerely think and know for a fact that change has come to stay in Nigeria.

Indeed, if Buhari continues like this and stands for whqt he believes in, I'll be the happiest person. If he is bold enough to bullshiite these silly governors, then he truely is qn agent of change.
I hope h3 lives long.

Abbey2sam:
hmm!! There was this girl I met at a bar, she actually approached me (on the pretense that she knows me somewhere ) so we got talking as she joined my table, she later followed me home that same night ......

at the beginning we were cool, fvcking like craze everyday (in her place, my place, my bathroom, her bathroom, even hotels) all this I did for free, until after sometime she just used the slightest opportunity to get angry with me especially when I want to enter puna, it started like play sha, like buy me this or that b4 sex...then it became every time we want to make love.


Then it became official that I have to be paying for it


that No.2, @op your so correct

At least you don chop well well

wisdomguy4u:
There is still the danger of being conned by your beautiful girlfriend who could be a covert prostitute or have a history of indulging in it. There are certain signs that must be kept in mind to identify such women , because such women isn’t really the type you’d be looking for, especially when it comes to seeking loyalty within a relationship. Her loyalties are basically reserved for the highest bidder; and if you fail to bid consistently, you’ll lose her in the end.

Even women who haven’t prostituted themselves can exhibit these traits below. Technically they may not be prostitutes, but they still have a prostitute’s mind set. Essentially, they
prostitute themselves to their boyfriends or lovers for a period of time, as long as these men can afford them. This has led to the coinage of the term ‘covert
prostitution’ to such relationships where men are essentially indirectly paying for sex. So here are some signs you must observe:


1. She despises poverty, and more so of men who have low paying jobs:
She easily get annoyed and abusive while dealing with poor men ( taxi driver, barrow pusher, e.t.c ). Her hatred of poverty reminds her of her own desperate circumstances at one time. Even though women are hypergamous by nature, most women don’t despise poor men as long as he is working to earn something. Prostitutes however see no ‘customer’ potential in such men.

2. She makes it a routine to request for something (maybe monetary) before giving you sex:
This type of girls are so cunning in their dealing, when they first starts a date with a potential costumer, they will give you frequent great sex(they are very good in bed) without requesting anything in return at least for a week or less. When she has succeeded in blowing off your mind in bed ( that period you starts behaving like a small pikin) ,then gradually she reduce the fun ( to make you beg for it) to a reluctant transactional chore she performs for you only when you have done something for her first (usually something of monetary value). Sex now becomes a reward in the relationship.

3. She frequently uses the word Ashawo, slut and LovePeddler to describe her friends or women she doesn’t like:
If you have been to a brothel and observe where prostitutes quarrel or fight, one word you always hear them call themselves is "Ashawo" . This is because what they does in their life relives in their mind. She’s simply projecting onto others what she has done and been called before by others.

4 . She openly tells you she doesn't trust her friends around you , but still doesn't want to leave them:
Birds of same feathers flies together. She gets upset and paranoid(ask a lot of questions) anytime you tell her you met one of her girlfriends. She is only trying to protect her money making machine from her fellow tigers (they are all in same business). To her friends she will be like "go get your own maga bitch".

5. She boasts and prides herself of her sexual skills and how men are attracted to her and also she is openly jealous of beautiful women:
She knew that the only thing she is good at is sex, and she will always brag about it , like how all her ex are still calling and begging her because of it. She says all this to upgrade her low self esteem and to make you feel jealous of losing her while she milks you dry. If you are observant enough you will also notice her envy against younger and more beautiful women whom she tries to demean.

6. She tends to be usually ‘busy’ within the week without explaining what ‘busy’ is. ‘Busy’ is the code word for booked or reserved, a term commonly used by prostitutes. A normal girl will rather tell
you directly what she’s doing to postpone plans, instead of using the ambiguous, business-like ‘busy’ , when we all know she doesn't work or go to school during the weekend.

7. She is known by multiple names among people. Her guy friends call her with different names, or she asks you
to address her by a name which is not her real name. Also: she has multiple cell numbers.
If your "Chizzy" is called as "Rossy" by
some other guy and called as jessy by another, it means that those names are her work alias. Runs girls doesn’t want to be known by their real name to protect their identity. Multiple cell numbers are obvious: one is for personal or casual use, the other one is for official or ‘work’ (prostitution) use.

8. you happen to find stuff like wigs of several colours, length and styles in her wardrobe:
Who carries or keeps stuff like that? Only experienced professionals. Wigs are to camouflage her identity when in club house or other places she normally hangout to catch potential clients.

9. You observe she has some tiny (razor-like) markings close to her vagina:
Professional runs girl ( just like professional armed robbers) often seek spiritual protections and prosperity in their work. This diabolical protection is mostly done by cutting a slight fresh close to the vagina, through which concoctions are insert. Some of this works like a charm in a man once you get in, you can't leave until you are milked dry, while some maybe for protection from ritualist , occultist e.t.c

10. She has a poor or average income, but she manages to afford a comparatively affluent lifestyle without family support.
Who pays for it? Is she surviving on a financial loan?

11. She constantly reminds you of the things that she’s done for you:
Especially of the sex she provided for you. What else can she do for you except provide her ‘special’ orifices for you
on demand? For her you should be grateful for the skilled services she provided for you, since she has done a better job than what her competitors would her given you.

12. She berates and criticizes girls who date men below them in social and economic status:
You hear them say things like 'why on earth will a fine girl like that be dating that small ratchet boy'. Ask her what's her business, her business is that it's a waste of resources to see a poor guy digging that money making pot for free, when their are big men out there ready to pay for it.

13. She rates men on their income, social status and influence (disregarding character):
If she idolizes rich and ‘successful’ men of questionable character, it shows where her priorities lie. A little attention from such men is enough for her to pull down her panties for them.

14. In public even when she is with you, she still keep staring at other men:
Just as some guys (even when with their babes) still stares at other women butt (especially when it's bigger than their babes), that's same way a covert prostitute even when with her so called boyfriend stares at other guy she think are richer. The only different is that the she stares the potential maga straight into his eyes, and hoping the dude catches the gaze (signal)

15. She’s obsessed about money and excessively materialistic:
The classic prostitute mind set: she talks money, thinks money, eats money, sleeps money. This woman can easily be
seduced with offers of money, and sometimes even asks for it. She never refuses offers of cash gifts. Money will open her legs and give her gina tingles faster than any other thing.

She is very raw and loves to dpeak pidgin.

If you check her phone, you'll see many male contacts and they are usually big boys.

When she tells you most of her male friends are oyibos or oil workers, this is a very red flag.

They are not usually from rich homes.
I once met a lady like that in Lagos. We got talking and we exchanged digits. She happened to br travelling to Port Harcourt the next week. Coincidentally, i was also travellibg to Ph.
Interesting thing wss that where she was staying wasn't far from my place.

When l arrived, I called her severally but she didn't reply. When i got to Lagos, we met and she told me she was so busy. After a week or so, we go to know ourselves very well. . When i searched through her phone, I saw pictures of a white elderly dude.
She said he works in AGIP.
She told me that dude is the friend to her sister. Funny thing is that her sister doesn't work in AGIP and I doubt if her sister is a graduate.

.... I sensed counter thread, it's a NL trend.

Hmmm.....no. 9 looks more like it.

Let me see them both in bikini..... the one in red looks hotter.

Febup:
Why is IT not on the list.

No. 13

buygala:
From my experience, nothing frustrates a bitcchy girlfriend more than silence.... total verbal black-out and blank expression ..... they will be dying to know what's on your mind because that kind of silence is much creepier than all the shouting and beating a man can bring himself to do


Anyway, me sef wey no even well before na im woman wan dey show herself for my side? ....

Last time a babe made me really wanna beat her, I just went on lowkey to fucck two of her best friends in a single week... She was the one now crying uncontrollably and blaming me for not beating her instead but getting back at her by bleeping her friends


THANK GOD I HAVE NOW GIVEN MY LIFE TO CHRIST .... I AM NOW A NEW MAN

...Women bad o. There's a saying that women are like MTN promo. Screw one and get her friend for free.

chowlade:
1. They wants their Woman to give them a BJ, Dick sucking, Ass licking e.t.c. Listen up guys all the Mamas of Africa of the ancient including your Mothers and grand Mothers did not suck Dicks. Cause we are not in America, but we are in Nigeria. so this annoying traits you watched on films from the Western countries(are from Sodom & Gomoras) are not in a typical african Woman spiritual being beside God is not in support of it.

2.They think relationship is all about sex. My friend if you are one, expect ur heart to be broken multiple times before you change the notion

3.Smoking/Drinking When you know youself as a periodic smokers/drinker, you should date/court a woman of your type. some hides it and impregnate a woman before they come out of their shell as a pot head husband, leaving the innocent woman in her nightmare.

4.They kick there woman out of her matrimonial homes whenever there is dispute in their relationships knowing fully she has no place to go.

5.They takes unclad pictures of their woman and leaks it on social media. in America is a felony.

6.Cheating on their woman while trying to prevent their woman from doing the same.

7. Intentionally Hurting the woman and they will start to watch her reactions

8. Tellling all sort of lies to get a woman. Don't they know that what's hidden today will be disclosed tomorrow?

9. Most Nigerian man don't cook or assist their woman in the kitchen hmm.u leave d house duties to your woman and you think you are the man(serious concern) why

10. Lastly, Disobedience. They don't take corrections from a woman.
Pls add yours

Who says women don't like giving bloww jobs ?

You sound funny. Mouth Action is not good in the sight of God, but fornication is ok ? In the first place are you supposed to be having pre marital sex ? If it's ok for you, then bj is as well good.

ronald4lif:
It's funny how we all claim not to be in America when it's of convenience to us but claim otherwise when it doesn't suit us. Most American women are independent and don't rely on their men for their hairdo, shopping etc like most of you do in Nigeria. They are not leeches and parasitic like lots of you.

MouthAction has nothing to do with being an American or any particular part of the world. MouthAction is a form of sex that aid the maximum satisfaction of couple and enjoyed by two during sex. If you don't like it doesn't mean other girls don't. It's a choice after all.

Take one gulder....

badassProdigy:
It seems kissing a Dolphin is the new trend in the entertainment industry and we don’t blame them, because Dolphins are super cute!!!


So, here are some of our favourite celebrities spotted kissing a Dolphin...

Why is it dolphin? When they start kissing shark, let me know.

islandmoon:
this is a lesson for my fellow brothers that want to marry from south east because of their yellow skin, my uncle did that and when he left oil company his wife started nacking his friends, building house secretly in her village, she was very hot, i wont lie but she was not loyal, she ruined him , i was dating a igbo girl before, the way she was asking for money, draining me dry was so terrible, she never supported any developmental plan but just wanted the money, you just have to give her the money, my my people advised me but i refused to stop, i was thinking of how much i have invested in that sexy hell hole, but she never care because she has not spent more than N2000 on the relationship.
i was surprised the day the day she bluntly leave me for a guy who is toasting her if i do not give her the money i want to invest.
infact, forget igbos, Yoruba marriage to igbo partners always fail, i challenge you to show me one that work, just one.

I know a Yoruba and Igbo marriage that's doing well and the guy is not loaded. So it depends.

Sorry about your babe o. When she keeps asking from you and she refuses to spend, thats a big red flag. Lol. Go to the next Igbo babe, may be from another state.

misshoree:
Spreads mat

This thread seems intereresting

Let me join the fun tho



It might not meet up to ur expectation,so no bashing plz

Nice photo shopping. Can i hire you ?

misszainab:
Here is meeeeeee

This thread might be old but the person in the dp is cute. I want to meet her.

Some people start a project but when the going gets tough, they call it quit.

After the excitement is gone, the passion to continue is lost. She think say to trek na beans.

charityexplicit:
Do you remember this plant ?

Devil beans. E don show me pepper

polydyonpoint:
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Just days after Floyd Mayweather defeated Manny Pacquiao in the richest boxing bout in history, a Ghanaian professional boxer/actor, Bukom Bukom has challenged the undefeated American champion to a fight.

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This man is a clown. Has he forgotten that boxing is about weight category ?
Let him face Klitschko

Leitner:
Western comedians to me,are drier than the harmattan wind!.

Nigerian comedians telling their joke in pidgin is obviously the reason they are not on the list.

Comedians need to be more international. This applies to Nigerians and oyibos. A foreigner won't understand most of our comedians because our sense of humour is different.
I also don't enjoy most oyibos and black Americans style of joke. But i like Steve Martins and a few others. As for stand up comedian, none.

Jim Iyke is forming tough..

This one na cassava...

Make Jim Iyke go rest. He like to form gangster too much.

Oyibo sef. Smh..

6ty6ix:
laffin hard

The guy na learner.

SAMBARRY:
whatever men!





I'm not in the mood to engage you with so much conversation

Neither am I

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