₦airaland Forum

When we tallk about great leaders, we'll mention Awolowo, Azikiwe and those who fought for our independence.
You know a great leader cos he fights not just for himself but for the good of others. They are sincere and altruistic.
If the lion of Bourdillon is the best Nigerians can boast of, then we are to be pitied.

kolomax:
It's cool. But GMB isn't that fat naaa

Doesn't look so healthy.. lol. Just kidding. He's oyr president elect.

ChiSun27:
Never knew frog is edible...

Frog is edible, toad is not.

bettercreature:
Keep decieving yourself,because they are speaking pidgin,i must tell you real south-east ladies dont get involve,they are mainly from edo,calabar,(LAGOS) Yoruba girls and so on

Someone calls your tribe, therefore you have to call other tribe

lygn19:
I don't see anything wrong with what they are saying remove d log on ur eyes b4 u remove another person's own, I don't see any difference between what those SAfricans said to Nigerians and what yorubas say to igbos everyday here on Nairaland.

If you love your country, you won't stand someone else insulting us. Whether Yoruba, Igbo or Hausa, we are still Nigerians and the world see us as that.
No country is perfect.
Even the United State still suffers racial discrimination but when it comes to their National interest, they defend it jealously.

Parolee:
What are you on about?

1. Why must we leave our country and go elsewhere? SA is just so so great....why would I want to leave my motherland? Everything needed in life is available here.....so I see no need why SAns should go elsewhere....to do what?

2. Very lazy.....I see a lot of you are into that chorus....now I put you on the spot, explain this laziness you are talking about in the SA context....let's hear.

3. Lack professional skills?? Rubbish. Every year we have new enrollments in our institutions of higher learning, year in year out there are intakes and graduates.....then what are you talking about?

Without Nigerians, you guys in SA will be nothing. Especially you black South Africans who cannot produce anything.
If you doubt me, mention one notable South African alive who has done great exploit and I'll mention 3 Nigerians.

It's the white in your country that has made your country worth living. Without them, you guys would have been plunged into the stone age.
So give us respect. For instance, this us Naira Land, owned by a Nigerian. Tell us ine major South African website like this..

autotrader014:
It's time our Nigerian brothers come back home, there is more opportunity here dan dere.. most Nigerians dere are just jobless and roamin abt the street constitutin nuisance.. they spend close to N500,000 in securing visa, flight and accommodation, dat money is more dan enof to start a business here dat will change ur life for ever.. With 500k u can start a laundry biz and earn ova 120k a month, with 500k u can start a mini boutique, wit 500k u can start a female hair saloon and make ova 150k a month, with 500k u can start buying Dangote cement in trailers and make huge return on investment, u can start wholesale indomie distributorship with 500k, the list is just too numerous to mention. Rather we preffer to use dat money to go enslave our selfs in a foreign land. I have been a graduate for over 5yrs with no job, I deal on cars and I can tell u I make ova 400k a month with wat I do. I started as a car agent, linking buyers and sellers and making 50k in a single transaction. We need to stop tinkin travelin out assures u of greener pastures.. Am proudly Nigerian and ain't leavin my country to be a slave in a foreign land.

Incase u need best deals on cars, Holla my number 08187368455.

Super clean Land Rover Freelander for Just N950k

This place looks like somewhere in Aja.

wristwatch:
The screening exercise guys undergo to win a lady's heart is like when an eyeball go through a needle. The thesis, vocabulary, eloquence, and wooing skills of the guy must be sharp and precise.

However the aforementioned attributes is pleasing to ladies but the first thing they do is short listing guys to pass through their rigorous screening exercise before they can say YES to one guy.

Eventually the one they say YES to, they still conduct series of test to get full assurance he is their dream man.

These test are;


Ignore his calls


Intentionally, a lady can shut down her network to the guy by ignoring his calls for a moment( not 2days neither a week, as they guy may quit). The moment I am talking about may be at most a day.

Lukewarm attitude

Also can be referred as mood swing. They show heaven for the guy today and abyss for him tomorrow. A times for no reason ladies grab their emotional nature to punishing the guy for no offence. They nag excessively at him and later show empathy by apologising.


Fail to show up on date

To test his impatience attitude after planning a day for beautiful date, she may show up very late or not show up at all. Though this is very risky but they display it especially when they have been dating him for a long time.

Observing his listening skills

Ladies are designed to talk and can talk through out the day without getting tired. Therefore, they engage their boyfriends into discussion to observe if he is listening or not.


To defend her in public

Ladies can deliberately act wayward in public to see if her guy will defend her or not. The moment he fails to perform his function, her heart may grow cold for him as time goes on.

Claim negative health status

To know the in depth of love he have for her, she claims negative health status to know if he can't continue or not. Well, very risky and too close to call if I may say.

Supporting her dreams

Ladies want guys to be sensitive to their issue. As a result, they discuss their dreams where financial assistance is needed. They do this to send signal that he needs to support her dreams as a way of testing him.


To ignore important football matches

Imagine a guy declining important matches like El classico, derby matches ( for e.g Arsenal vs Chelsea) champion's league final, FA cup final, etc for his girlfriend's attention.... Too difficult to decline honestly!

Ladies are sometimes funny. To have his attention perhaps when a pressing matter arise, they tell him to ignore the match to test if he can drop his passion for them.

Request to switch off his phone during conversation

Some ladies tell their "busy body" boyfriend to switch off his mobile device due to the numerous calls he receives just to have his attention.

I can't just be carried away by her whims and caprices...

12 rules ... Chai.
But there's one golden rule the op forgot about.
Women are like MTN recharge promo.
Date one and get her friend for free

chuna1985:
maybe ur using apple phone

No, i use Samsung. If i had access to wifi, it would have been better. Can't use almost 500mb downloading just 1 game.

What about non alcoholic malt drink ?

write2obi:
So if he pays 3m out of the 25b he is free to go . Nice

Yes nah. Its a good deal. 3m is not up to 0.1% of what he stole. In fact people who pay tithe will find this ridiculous..

AndreRose:
Our judicial system is stil functioning afterall.
Hope its not just talk that he will serve his punishment

He was given an option of 3 million naira fine. So there's nothing to rejoice over. 3m is just a tiny fraction of 25bn naira

Dera25:
My wife says I should be greeting her each time I finish eating, if not for anything but for the sake that she take her time prepare the food and served me that she deserved a greeting from me. I said okay just that it is not part of our culture and I don't think I will be maintaining to greet her each time she give me food. It is not that greeting her will reduce anything from me but the issue is that I don't usually remember this greeting after eating because it is not part of me although I do greet sometimes for peace to reign, but the way she remind me this greeting of a thing get me angry as if it is mandatory or something to the extent that sometimes we had issues because of it. So dadies and mumies in the house do you greet your wife after she have given you food? Or do your husband greet you after eating? If yes is it a mandate or just for fun? Please remind you that this is not the issue of been a bread winner or not. I beg forgive my long story and wrong grammer for I am not a grammerian. Thanks in advance

Telling her thank you is enough. If she wants more, enter the room with her. .
As long as you appreciate her, but i don't see the reason for greeting her again

kitnah:
Nothing turns a girl on more than a white panties

But,why is she grabbing the something nah??

Hahahahaaa.... . Na white odowa your bf dey wear ?

America always up to one mischief or the other. But i know Russia can't be outsmarted.

It is true. After all, Naija politicians no get shame at all...

Wow...... . Time flies

Wetin dey worry this people sometimes

Talk is cheap. Let's see them in action.

maxtamazin:
The whole write up is a hogwash. Why is she talking about cabal now? Am a life long supporter of GEJ but he goofed by allowing this type of minister to stay on. Dezani. ..nothing can help you now but the truth. NNPC is the face of corruption in Nigeria, the game is up.

Yeah. She's one of those people yhat actually discredited Gej administration and made people call him clueless.
Had it been he removed her long ago, this wouldn't have happened. Her excesses and scandals were becoming too many.

ogahlouiskid18:
I just discovered that ladies are another thing entirely

¹)port harcourth
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2)lagos
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3)Abuja
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4Bbenin
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5)0werri


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if you disagree hit like if you agree hit share

I agree with 1 and 2...
I was going for a work one day in Ph and I saw two light skin babes.
They were cute but then I heard them speaking pidgin English.

It wasn't up to a minute when a white SUT drove and stopped right in front.
It was a foreigner. He spoke to them and before you knew it, they hopped into the car.

Runs in PH is very common. If you are not careful, you may even be toasting one to be your gf.

FlirtyKaren:
Last Saturday in Warri, billionaire extraordinaire Ayiri Emami, the 'Akulagba 1 of Warri celebrated his 40th birthday. And with his beautiful wife Asba by his side, the hot couple literally hosted their entire community.

First they commissioned a new branch of Ayiri's gas station and eatery, gave out free fuel and kerosene to the lower income people, and then hosted a free street carnival that had comedian Bovi, singers Timaya, Solidstar and Harrysong in attendance. See more pics below.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/04/fab-photos-from-warri-billionaire-ayiri.html

Just 40 Kudos

Don't know any part of my body i don't like. Mqy be down south

Hmmm.... what's the idea behind it

LegalIcon:
Good day Nairalanders, pls I just met an Igbo lady from Awka who is a lawyer like me. I love the idea of inter-tribal marriage and would possibly like to marry this this lady. So, I would like to know if I, as a Yoruba guy can marry the said lady from Awka and the requirements for marrying ladies from that area, if they at all they allow Inter-tribal marriage. Thanks.

Not a bad idea. The problem could either come from her family or Yours. But if she's okay, why not ?

True talk.. . Downloaded one spider man game. It was 40mb when i checked the store. After playibg 2ce, they said i should download the remaining. By the time i knew it, i had spent 350mb and still counting.
I had to end it...

Lets see another picture of you guys..

Samirana360:
I knw nigeria and south africa ar draggin 4 africa power...who will rule d continent
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South africa ar nt happy dat nigeria is called giant of africa dat's y they so hate nigeria..
Buh d truth remains dat





We ar giant of africa. Our only problem is corruption

It's jealousy.
May be we should do awqy with South African companies.
Let us see who will lose more.
Our leaderw sef.

Interesting facts. The brain is so awesome, yet people don't make good use of it.

richkids1:
In the wake of African small businesses and startups struggling to make it to the top of the rank, AIM APEX Group, in partnership with some of the big brands in Nigeria will be hosting a one-day intensive business summit in Lagos for business owners, and those interested in starting their own business with little or no financial capabilities.

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- What it takes to run a successful business in Nigeria with professional support (online and offline)
- How to start your own home based business with little or no capital
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- And lots more...

Side attraction: Free Coffee Break

Limited seats available.

To attend this event, signify by typing "I WANT A CHANGE" below.

Gate fee? Will this sqme seminar hold in Ph ?

Lacomus:
Take her to an ATM machine, Insert ur card check your account balance, if it's in 8 digit guy she's all yours.

Open a thread that says, how to be a mugu