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Ikillbrokehoes:
Help kee you there

Help who?
Your pathetic thinking brain?
You think bringing my hubby here to also insult him will rile me up?
See eh, e get person wey go insult me I go shame
You have NO SUCH POWER OVER ME
Absolutely None!
Cos I know what you are
Some little boy that hides behind a keyboard/keypad trying so hard to make himself relevant due to his low self esteem.
I will continue to decimate you!
That's who I am, the one that has the power over you to always seek me out so u can masturbate over my posts.
No stain ya bed o

guobe:
Currently in my room, just rolling on the bed, heavy heat in the room as there is no light. Ontop of that, the neighbours generator just pounding my head heavily as the noise is just too much.

A lot of people are in this situation in Nigeria. How do they sleep also realising that plenty bills to be paid.

Apple fruit just one is now 250 naira, Airflight fare may be going to 120,000 naira per trip soon. Cost of things skyrocketing everyday in naija and salary still remains the same.

How do we sleep? God help us!

This picture
Last night I realised that a loaf of sliced bread was now N500.
My dear, we moooove

Ikillbrokehoes

You can attempt to edit my posts.
The original remains and can still be read
Maybe u failed to think about that, not surprising.
You clearly show Limited scope of reasoning.
How Singapore na?

Ikillbrokehoes
This is so old little boy
Please find another method of defense
it doesn't take out the fact that my original post remains and everyone can see who it was targeted at and why.

You are indeed a legendary slowpoke of a child
Keep it coming

Ikillbrokehoes
Finally, we are back to your normal level of weak defences.
I was wondering when we will get there!
The funny thing is that u actually think u can bully me!
Its laughable and everyone can see that.
Pls keep it coming ijit!

Ikillbrokehoes

Mumu dey
Mumu dey Mumu dey yanfu yanfu!

Ikillbrokehoes:

Ahhhh!
Here he is.
The dullard of Nairaland !

Mr. President,
We are tired of your lame excuses.
The fact of the matter is that you were never prepared to lead this nation and your last 7yrs has been one of abject failure

Ikillbrokehoes

Oh Hello Clown!
Slow morning for you?
And how is the fabled time at Singapore?

Ikillbrokehoes
Wait, that's the new defensive?
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Truly a child!

iLegendd:
I have turned you to a clown who is now editing my post and adding your own words to make it seem I said it. If you want to clown around, do it with a purpose like me.

Kid, rest. Focus on your fraud and reap the disaster at the right time. Ugly creature that can't post his picture online before the people he scammed get a hold of him. I know you're addicted to me. Let me shock you, you're not the only one. It happens more offline.

The guy is a complete slowpoke!
He does same to me and it's so laughable as that is all he can do as opposed to engaging intelligently.
He constantly keeps searching out my posts all in a bid to cause mischief. He is a child. But I give it back to him always.

Ikillbrokehoes, it's a new day. I am ready for you since you decide that you won't ever let me be.

Ikillbrokehoes
Ahhhhhh, if it isn't the King of Clowns himself.
I see you have sought me out again, hope the masturbatory sensation it have you was well worth it?

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HitSong:
It will not be well with all of them including the senile MC idiot.

You are insulting your likely Minsiter of Transport under Tinubu's cabinet come 2023 o!

People just be creating threads with funny headlines.

He continued: "For instance, these could be the very same laboratories that develop COVID-19 or we could demonstratively strike the test range in Nevada with a ballistic missile."
We need a Clown emoji on NL

bluefilm:
1 - 1

Game on

Two can play that game !!!

That Hunter Biden and his Ukranian business associates are never up to some good.

Hard-hitting nationwide economic sanctions versus No come my country again is what you are referring to as 1- 1?

Zonefree:
No one even cares about male refugees

Well technically, apart from the aged, mature males were not allowed to flee Ukraine so they would be limited numbers

They fought a good fight - this was a case of No Victor, No Vanquished. Almost like the Vietnamese War. NATO and the West failed Ukraine although to a certain degree, I can understand their reason for non involvement at this time.
Zelensky and Putin should count their losses, sheath swords, end this nonsensical war and move on.

God please bless me to be out of this country for good!

Popo97:
And they brought a bill of 23k.
Said we should pay 68k for prepaid meter.
Isn't it supposed to be free?

Your bill is likely for Feb 2022.
Depends on location, some residents pay for the meters probably out of desperation.
I didnt pay for mine thank goodness and it was installed just last week after almost 2yrs of requesting.

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Ojemedad:
He is a business man, in 1995 Putin wasn't the president then.

The OP clearly stated that he was being protected by then President, Boris Yeltsin and remained a close ally to the Krelmlin when Putin came into power on 2000.
I also agree that this was business and particular persons in political office back in Russia, profited from the deal still.
What I dont understand is why BBC is making a fuss now as Abramovich has been a steady investor in the UK for over 17yrs. Chelsea FC being just one of his many UK successful investments.

essandor:
but this is not how it is in geography map

If you look at the flat Atlas maps, just mentally wrap it around in your mind like the roundness of the globe and you will see.
Its the same way the islands of Japan, Australia and co are so close to Hawaii (US territory) Yet seem so far apart on flat maps. That's why Japan was so close enough to fly over to Pearl Harbor seemingly undetected in WW 11 and bomb Hawaii.

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rapmike:
G force- The Name of this series was battle of the planets, the good guys were the ones that bear the name G Force.

Anyway who remembered:
SledgeHammer.
X-men: The animated series.
Inspector Gadget.
Samurai X: the first Japanese Cartoon I enjoyed.
Super Force: Abeg who don build his suit, because the year 202 is a few years away.WonderWoman: I can only remember the name cos i was so young then.
Birdman: Black and white things.

Then Cadbury Breakfast shows on Saturday

My God! Battle of the Planets was one of my faves back then. I recall we didnt even have a color TV but I was just a kid and couldn't be bothered about that.

"and watching over them from stellar Neptune, 7 Zack 7. Watching, warning against prime attacks by alien galaxies"!
I liked Terror Hawks too but Zelda was scary.
Sesame street
Voltron
Moonlighting - where I first fell in love with Bruce Willis
Robin Hood of Sherwood - very cute actor!
Superforce with Ken Olandi or something like that

Oh to be a child again!

BILL10:
Abeg make dem give airplanes fuel o....fuel finish for train the other day,e park dem for middle of no where, later fuel come dem continue their journey...but if fuel finish for plane wey dey up,I no know where dem go park o.....

I was initially wondering how you were going to end.
Very funny!