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The "Kim kardashian" of Nigeria. Never disappoints with her collection.

Never out of anger call ur girl "a prostitute" I'm sure u don't want wanna know the consequences.

Moral lesson: don't laugh when pple fail, last season when Man-U was Jonsing Chelsea fans were laughing, fast4ward to this season. A case of " God prepareth a table before me in the presence of my enemies" with the way they are going down, they'll soon discover oil. I didn't laugh o mbok

Oh God! When will this blood bath end I don't even understand why they keep killing? What's their motive na? Shebi PMB na president now, I was thinking this killings will stop when a northerner assume office , alas NO

One job I love but never got the opportunity to do it. #sadface# weldone op.

Lovely jawe.

Unbelievable. But there is nofin God can't do.

MTN, Airtel and Glo. Very annoying msgs and calls, thank God my Samsung "true caller" blocks most of those stupid Airtel calls for me. Imagine when I'm expecting a sweet text or credit alert and I see their spam msgs. Kai na to slap them deh hungry me.

The only thing that can make my heart skip with out so much of an effort .....Man-U. I Love them scarra

This man sure knows how to keep people on suspense. On a lighter note: my bf ain't getting no food until they release the ministerial list. Lol.

Congrats to them. The baby looks a lot like mama peace.

This is getting very interesting. Politics sha

Timi's wish me well killed it. Gave me goose bumps

I can't help but feel sad. Oh Lord help my country. This is heart breaking seeing people's lives turned upside down.

The use of excess Make up is the worse thing that happened to ladies. Haba, different shades of color. HBD to her, #respect#

Insuurance:
Politics is great

Super Blaze Music ( A subsidiary of Music Co-operative Society Int'L)

Music Co-operative society is a multidimensional institution set up on the Principles of Equitable Co-operation (PECo). It main function is to create an avenue for upcoming and intermediate artist to showcase their skills and develop their talents.

The Coop Society has a basic purpose of helping member patrons in terms of their music production, promotion, marketing and distribution FREE of CHARGE.

Music Co-operative society is a co-operative society that is free of advance fee fraud (419) with ZERO Naira/dollar registration fee.

Note: On no account should ANY artist expected to pay a dime for registration/auditioning/MGN form/PMAN form/whatever; (Reg is FREE). Rather opportunities will be given to You FOC (Free of Charge) for Auditioning, use of studios, label signings, promotions, marketing, printing and distribution of your collective ideas; based on the fact that the artistes are willing to nurture, nourish and impact with his/her talents.

Further more, free shows (with incentives) will be given to OUTSTANDING artiste. Celebrity hypes, hang-outs with pros and professional back-ups will be given to artistes FOC.

Words of Wisdom (W-Square): You can NEVER be a star in your bedroom/pallor/home studio. You MUST volunteer for free shows (with/without incentives), collaborate, co-write, learn new stuffs ((just because you free styled a beat in the studio doesn't make you a Super Star - there are many things you ought to learn)), learn morals/character and develop the Spirit of PERSISTENCE.

Interested artistes should send their:
(1) Full Name(s),
(2) Stage Name,
(3) Phone/Mobile Number,
(4) Age,
(5) Sex, and
(6) Location; in that order:

To Insuranzes@gmail.com, in-box on www.facebook.com/d.insurance or through Whatsapp or SMS (preferably) on +234-706-258-6862.

NOTE: This Co-operative society might not make you a super star, but can horn and develop the skills you need to be a super star.

Finally, this is an Int'L Music Co-operative society with the growth, empowerment and sponsorship of our artiste at hearts - (It's not a profit making organization). Your growth is our growth, i.e., there are no perfect human, perfect human are all the human beings put together.

You are required not to pay a dime.

FEATURES OF A HIT TRACK
i. GREAT chorus/hook/punch-line
ii. Super Production (less is more syndrome) with little or no Compression. Moderate EQ, dynamics, best mixing of the bass drum/bass guiter. LESS USE OF Auto-tune/Melodyne (this makes the God given natural artistic voice of the artist unique without too much distortion or colouring). Plus super mastering.
iii. Use of Imagery. Examples: Money, Flowers, beautiful, sky, snow, rain, rocks, rivers, Mighty, stone, love, women, Sleeping in the Fire, walking in the sky/cloud, running in the air, sleeping with lion, making love in the moon, etc
iv. Ideal Mode in Vocal Delivery: Aggressiveness (Terry G, Olamide, etc) sober, timid, calmness, agile, angered, happy, sad, thankful, humble, arrogant, hopeful, etc. and finally;
v. General Initial Appeal/Acceptance: This is through marketing, promotion, concert tour, free shows, hypes, adverts, download links, live shows, blogs, facebook, Nairaland, etc.

The Music Co-operative is opened to all music lovers, song writers, rap writers, solo artistes, independent artistes, lyricists, producers, cinematographers, dancers, wanna be super stars, comedian, pastors/Imans, managers, instrumentalist and vocalists. YOU ARE REQUESTED NOT TO PAY ANY MONEY rather, you might even be paid if you are good enough.

Rush now and inform your artistic friends, neighbors, police, or who-ever you want to be THAT super star..

Sir Insurance I see u. #ProudlyMouau#

Oh my God like wowwwwwwwwww..... most beautiful bride of 2015. May God Bless ur union Mrs churchill

pbs4real:
hahaha kids and dre way of pronouncing tinz. . .ow was ur nyt?

was fine thanks.

pbs4real:
meaning?

that's thr way my lil cousin pronounces "I don't knowwww" lol

pbs4real:
hahaha Luvly siggy,are u refering to moi?

I yoo yooooo

pbs4real:
same here tnx,caught u eavesdropping I had to mention u.

well, that's what nairaland is all about

pbs4real:
Vivavik sup?

I'm okay , u?

That number 8 is over true. How they watch the tv when sleeping beats my imagination cos immediately u change the station she will wake and start shouting. They are still the best thns that happened to us. May God bless and keep my mama, Amen.

It's about time. God help them.

Twaci:


Thats great!

Funny thing though, his 'death' just made him popular because God knows i haven't heard about him before.

Hia! I think say na only me no no the guy o. I hope it's not for cheap publicity sha, get well soon.

Applicable in Naija. Smh

All leakages are getting blocked. I've always said it, stamp out corruption, the major problem of Nigeria.

Speaking by faith, I am RICHER than Oprah, Winfrey. God bless u papa.

I keep saying that PMB is the best thing that happened to this country at this time, If for nothing, Let him be the sanitizer to corruption. Imagine Oga Joe came back with this present economic situation Just imagine. Don't get me wrong pls, he tried his best but was surrounded by wolves in sheep's clothing whose only goals were to sink this nation. IMO.

ONIjibit1:
My Rebecca na U.S sprinter.













Anyway, I have something which have been troubling my mind because of you. Obviously, I want to tell you that........





































































You are a lazy babe.

I know say na sprinter but is she running from bullet? Don't u know the difference btw running for ur life and running to have a life?

ONIjibit1:
100meter thou.





Lazy babe. Wetin Rebecca Soni of U.S.A take senior you?



That's the effect of too much donation!

chei God. Na me u deh give this kind ella?shebi ur Rebecca deh run from gunshots so?

Yes o, so true. I'm just coming from mile one market and the 100 meters no be here, we had to drive backwards through aba road. So much unrest.