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hapless troll

my spouse has gone mad again


aunty wetin i do you


All The Hot Girls In Lagos Attend Dr. Fireman’s Church


i don taya for this nonsense

this beautiful sister must marry


i smell america-annointing to travel


home of champions


oh God na like this we go dey

Who Is Monitoring My Life, Leave Me And Let Me Drive My Car

no more shit

NTA Channel Jesus

my garri don-done!

Give Me A Spouse Or I Die


point and kill


how to identify a witch


prison break(season1)

When it comes to anything that concerns Church, Nigerians have not been found wanting. When you walk through the streets of Nigeria, one of the things you easily notice is the indiscriminate way posters are being pasted on the walls, signposts, cars and every available space, ranging from obituary posters, campaign posters, church posters etc. But the ones that actually prompted this write-up are the church posters. Sincerely speaking, I don’t have anything against any church, I was only captivated by the themes they use on their church posters, and some of them are quite very funny.

Apart from the images they use on the write ups, some of the themes sound more like movie titles. A theme like “Prison Break Season 1″, the last time I heard about Prison Break Season 1, it was a movie that involved a bunch of criminals escaping from the prison, and now am seeing it again as a church program. Once again we have nothing against these churches nor the posters but truth be told, they are very funny, maybe by the time you go through these few church posters we came across, then you will have a clear understanding of what we are talking about. But the good news is that whatever your problem is, you will see a poster that describes it perfectly

[b]these famous Nigerian celebrities say they are waiting until their wedding night to have their first sexual experience.

1. Toolz
Beautiful On Air Personality and Host of X-Factor West Africa, Tolu aka Toolz once stated via her Twitter handle that she was still a virgin. And she is keeping her flower for a future husband. Cool.


2. Damilola Agbajor
Damilola emerged Miss Nigeria in 2010. At that time she was just 19. During one of her interviews she confessed that she was a virgin. She said that it was due to her young age. She considered herself too young for sex. At that time she had no boyfriend as well.

3. Seyi Hunter
Seyi Hunter is a graduate of Olabisi Onabanjo University, Ago-Iwoye, Ogun State. Despite her young age, she has already featured in over 20 movies, both in Yoruba and English.
The actress recently said in an interview that she is a virgin and also opened up about the new man in her life.

“Yes. I was attracted to him because of the fact that he’s born again, spoils me with gifts and puts my needs before his own… Money is more important to me in a relationship,” she said.


4. Annabella Zwyndila
Anabella is 27 years old. She is a product of the Amstel Malta Box Office reality TV show. She is sure that her virginity belongs only to her future husband. She stated this in one of her interviews.

“Listen, my dad taught us good morals. My father is an army officer, so I fear him a lot. In fact, I respect him a lot. He is not everywhere but he keeps his eyes on us. Even when I went abroad, he was not there but I didn’t misbehave. While I was in the hostel he was not there with me but the good morals he taught us have kept me till date,” she said.

When asked how she has been able to cope with temptations, Anabella had this to say:

“Actually, that side of me is dead until I get married. Aside avoiding premarital sex, I am also a born again Christian and I fear God a lot. I can remember while we were growing up we had that lesson about STD and the fear of all those things really kept me away from sex. So, if I must have a relationship we must enter into an agreement of no sex. It has to be a smooth relationship but if you feel you can’t wait and you’re so much in a hurry then propose. I have all those things in mind but thank God I have found someone who proposed. So, as a married woman, I’ll be free to do it and know I am not committing any sin.”



5. Adokiye
She is a 23-year-old singer. Her V-status was revealed after she offered her virginity to Boko Haram in exchange for the abducted Chibok girls. We do not know why Boko Haram turned her offer down. Adokiye is a UN Peace Ambassador who doesn’t believe so much in love. But she is ready to meet a nice and handsome guy. She even shared a secret on how to win her heart.

“Any man that buys my mum the private jet wins my heart.”


6.Chidimma
The ‘Kedike’ and ‘EmiNi Baller’ crooner and 2010 Project Fame Season 3 winner, cried out that she is still a virgin while denying in very strong terms ever making a sex tape that has gone viral on the Internet she emphasized her claims by saying she could not have been involved in such sex scandal since she is still a virgin.

“I didn’t make any sex tape o, I have no idea where that tape is from and I am still a virgin o,” she said. She also promised to sue those behind the dastardly act. [/b]

naijaboiy:
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abeg pluck me one ripe pawpaw