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PROVERBZ:
Wow. The new video rendevour put up of alaro city is breath taking. I know I argued that tatu city and alaro city are the same thing some while back.

The truth is that the people at alaro looked at tatu and made improvements. I also noticed that bike lanes are not present at tatucity. And the road where the main boulevard road is only a two lane rosd. While that at alaro is a four lane road.

But I told u didn’t i ?

Shma2020:
Verbal diarrhea at its core.

Wait whatttt!!! This is it? This is ur comeback.
Dude I just made a mockery of ur existence and every living fiber that make u an entity and all u could you could come up with is the same ol’ ramblings on some self-hallucinated grammatical error which only exist in ur head. Surely I wasn’t wrong to alway see u as a doltish miscreant pervading the cyberspace for attention and validation on that empty floating organ enclosed by ur cranium. U never cease to amaze me. U long ran out of creativity and ur constant clinging to some imaginary error is how limited ur brain has become. I don’t expect anything more from u other than this . This is the farthest ur frail brain can go. Olodo oshi forming nonsense. Who dash monkey banana.

Shma2020:
I know you read. The only thing that didn't come well from it is a comeback. And since you're prone of googling technical jargons, your brain can't have power to comprehend what I bombarded you with.

Deactivate your brain or perish.

U are one self -deluded piece of work.I can tell u for a fact that I didn’t read that. The rest of ur incoherent ramblings is not something I take interest. I leave that to the rest of ur fellow street urchins drowning in the gutters.
U are under my feet bro.Facts

Shma2020:
He's not ignorant, he's in desperate mode trying to save face. I've opened his skull for the public to see how dumb he is, now he's in pain.

See how he's going to come up with paragraphs on this

Lol all I see is an unfortunate Sperm cell thumping his dry chest for achieving nothing.

Shma2020:
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I don't see why I should continue to diddle with your undernourished porridge brain. It's high time to put things as it is and kill the nonsense once and for all. The fact that you keep coming here chest beating for doing nothing - infact, for embarrassing yourself out of your own consciousness, should tell alot about your eensy-weensy brain. You keep on juggling around with incomprehensible mind-numbing
tautologies Just to make sense but not knowing how dumb you sound in the glance of intellectuals.

Come on baffoon! I cannot emboldened your verbal diarrhea then go ahead and spoon feed you like a toddler - it's upon you to go and help yourself fathom where you went wrong, of course with the help of grade 2 English aid cos your brain is too puny to understand your own mistakes.

This time I crossed everything because from A to Z, I can only see mistakes and duplicated words from the mighty shma being thrown left right center. Dare me to point out one then I can confidently do it in the next quote. Zombie

Are u getting emotional again?
Trust me I didn’t read this. Summarize this drivel then get back to me.

Shma2020:
Dumb kid! Can't you write properly? Why are you mongering incoherent grammar in every quote you try to string yet I've sacrificed my time to feed your homuncular brain with basic skills?

Zombie, you're embarrassing yourself. You better quit this embarrassing show before it's too late to save face - it's for your own good .

No bro u’ve sacrificed ur time in revealing how much of an abandoned illiterate u are. Lol emboldening my words doesn’t mean u are correcting shiit,it’s just shows how desperate and limited u have become with cheap comebacks. Get off ur high horse,every Tom,dick and Harry knows what I wrote is correct.u are either dumb,blind or plain stupid to think otherwise. Or perhaps u just lack comebacks and content and probably running out of working brain cells to deliver on target.
Take out time to look in the mirror taahira,ur constant juggling of words to create a sentence u barely even understand is as pathetic as it get. If I have to dumb down to ur level then I will have to correct ur entire write up not just a word ,sentence or paragraph.

rvp20182:
Which pidgin is making to oxford - Kiswahili is an international language - dont compare it with crap like that.

Kenyans speak better English - as near as British English as you can get in Africa - maybe outside parts of South Africa.

This why Lumumba PLO is all over Africa making money

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmqS8W3F85Q

Just google it already u raved looney. Some pidgin words made it to the Oxford dictionary I think early last year. About 20 or so.

Shma2020:
Pidgin is just like sheng. A hodgepodge of more than one language to ease the communication.

They won't understand that until we show them our own "monchoka ubanche uko na MA youth de wa kanairo"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz6itx726x0

Swahili or any other useless language emanating from Kenya is as useless as the p in psychology. Pidgin words keeps making it to Oxford dictionary,that’s a feat no kenyan language can attain.go figure.

Shma2020:
English, English, English!! Doofus.

Listen here kid, even a punchline needs some intelligence and creativity. your punchline are as thick as two short planks which can't even wobble a fly. FYI, I cannot be fazed by an amalgamation of cooked jargons & stupidity in the name of shots from a zombie who can't even take use of basic skills in writing - I'm even surprised where you get the balls to quote me even after I've diconstracted your puny brain and rendered you a weak-kneed at the glance of intellectual and your peers who are definitely dimwits.

As a norm, we just have to educate a zombie at the end of everything, but when a zombie is too thick headed to consume some teachings, then we'll not spoon feed further but to direct. Watch the emboldened and learn, Grab grade 2 English aid and expound your miniscule brain with skills, okay? Stop embarrassing yourself

If this again is yet another of ur senile rant then pls miss me with that otherwise summarize ur verbiage. I cannot keep losing useful brain cell just read up jargons from a renowned mental patient. It’s like pouring water into a basket.

Wuoche:
Lamu

Have u seen lamu today


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZSoIlgXhjU


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djzTaK7umoI

Shma2020:
Why are you using an outdated punchline? A punchline which has been in use since time immemorial and it holds nothing astonishing in savage Industry, mofo.

I was too lenient to compare you with rvp cos rvp is just waaaaaaay ahead. You can't stand any kenyan in this forum in intelligence.

I've crossed your incoherent grammar. Tomorrow try and wake up with some little knowledge, okay? .

U spent so much time on some self-hallucinated standard of punchline that u forgot how dumb and stupid u sounded.
This obviously confirms what I keep saying about you. Your attempt to sound smart is rather derisive as you sound less witty than most 2 years old. Forget it bro ,u are a naturally decorated daft individual. No matter how u fight it ,it’s like a stubborn stain and pervading stench on ur soul.An identity of nature’s failure on ur wasted life. I look at u and I nod my head in the mess u have become.
U my friend will have to unlearn ur servile upbringing and take my hands for redemption otherwise u rot in this sham u Call a life.

theTranscriber:
shma2020
Nigerian pidgin has actually left the pidgin status
it's a mixture of french, English, Portuguese, Spanish and about 100 Nigerian languages
I'll call it a Creole
this is John 3 :16 in pidgin

Bikos God luv di pipol wey dey dis wold wel-wel, E kon send di onli pikin wey E get to us, so dat enibodi wey biliv am, nor go die, bot e go get life wey nor dey end.

there's no way a non Nigerian will understand this well

Lol u worry to much about that fool.Nigerian pidgin are making it to Oxford dictionary.let Swahili achieve that in the next century and see if that wouldn’t be a Herculean task.

Shma2020:
See how dumb kids consume information! Anyway, thanks for low-key confirming my previous point- rvp's intelligence is far above your mongoose head outside pictorial & video contests. Let the likes of Oba and chanter cater for that.

You and me are like water and oil. You're too doofus to stand my intellectual capacity. My IQ plays a distance gap far away from yours and that should sink deep in your dumb head .

Blah,blah,blah. I have said what I said and I am pretty sure I said it without mincing word.U and the rest of those dregs are way below be in the intellectual hierarchy of things. If that irks u so bad then I suggest u shove ur middle finger up ur arse and drill that stupid hole.

lexyclasy:
Not all about that, Jaypaul is prospectus, marriage is far from those qualities you listed but caring, simple, anger management, ego and maltreating tendencies are things to watch out for.....she may be right in her choice of preference.

Cos is very playful and has good anger management,Atleast that’s what we are seeing.it’s almost hard to see that side angry or frowning.always cheerful and happy.

Ego and cross in thesame sentence are two words that can’t go together.same with maltreating.

Shma2020:
English contest was never a bone of contention, Zombie.

You can google all kind of technical words to spice up your verbosity but once your obtuse brain fails to articulate the main point using those jargons, then you'll be embarrassing yourself.

The point here was simple, don't try to poke your nose on intellectual topics, it's beyond your knucklehead, okay?

Now focus. It's me and you today, you've been quoting me quite a lot with your childish comments while I'm busy

I am sorry but not sorry,I am more intelligent than u and any of ur countrymen here. If that makes u angry and intimidated then I am not sorry.
Lol u want to come for me.pls do idiot. The floor is urs,but while u are at it ensure u book ur next session at a mental hospital cos u definitely u will be an occupant of room 306 very soon.

Shma2020:
Your Incoherent grammar.

"U are all over the place,I could barely read through the first paragraph before I gave up on ur verbosity."

Instead, it should be this way.

You are all over the place.
I could barely read through your first paragraph.......


Your last paragraph.

"Take a chill pill then give me the summary of this hogwash,until then u’ve been relegated to leeching around like a stray dog"

It should be this way dingwad.

Take a chill pill then give me the summary of this hogwash. Until then, you've been relegated to leech around like a stray dog.


You need a proper education.

Lol arguing with u on matters of English is a complete waste of time.I would fare better looking at a motionless clock than having to dumb down to the level of brain-dead gibbon to discuss English.
U my friend is yet again another pathetic pvssy-whipped dweeb spamming the nets for validation and endorsement to define the mess and failure ur life has always been.cheers to that man

Shma2020:
Verbal diarrhea at its core!!! Blubbering with jargons and inosculating them with absurd declaration to sound savage, but the point still remains completely out of context - which was, "rvp's intelligence is beyond samorobo's puny brain" you can't stand a single data he gives yet your trepidation is always in action to debunk and peddle unmaly tantrums without absorbing and deciphering what has being laid in front of you.


For the hedious slumbolish video you've posted, I will confidently say, even a station in kibera cannot buy anything from such ugly structure, A typical zoo in grandeur! With an illiterate peddling so weird kind of accent.

I emboldened your mistakes, Keep learning from shma

U are all over the place,I could barely read through the first paragraph before I gave up on ur verbosity.

Take a chill pill then give me the summary of this hogwash,until then u’ve been relegated to leeching around like a stray dog.

Omicron007:
Are you done?
Get the fvck outta here.

Yes I will get out but any Tom,dick and Harry of a man must talk down to ur daughter anyhow since women are useless and they are more superior to her because they stand up while taking a pee

humilitypays:
of course Liquor is forcing herself on the young man. She is older than him, she is not that cute, she is just wasting her time unless she wins the 90million and use it to entrap Jigolo Emma, if not




Dear ladies, you get fine face doesn't make you a beautiful or hot chick....killer shape is more important to guys than a fine face, sadly

My own na fine face over killer shape. U can’t be ugly near me

kestolove95:
That tomboy call liquorose, love na byforce ni? He should allow emma flex abeg, its obvious emma no like her

Reminds me of tolanibaj and prince.
It’s was one sided and it was glaring clear for tbaj to see but she was still forcing herself in the ship and she got the biggest embarrassment of her life during and after the show.it’s made a mess during the reunion. Abeg if pesin no like u the way you like am just pull out and stop embarrassing urself.it’s disgusting to watch and u will definitely regret it except you have the stomach for it and you can be shamed.

Pidginwhisper:
Most beautiful lady this year.

Story

Justbehave:
No wonder. He has always being a sissy.

How is that.

mofedamijo:
Lol........ RMD don cut me soap oooo

How is the industry going sir

Omicron007:


This one saw the flamboyant lifestyle of that big ass clitocurrency vendor, Nengi and deciced to follow suit by throwing away her future.

Immeadiately she comes out of that SoftPorn House, she would start mining clitocurrency officially and those two seconds pot bellied Politicians looting tax payers money will line up to have a taste of her.

After three months, she would buy a house and a benz and post on instagram, saying it is the result of her handiwork. But we all know it is the result of her kpomo in between her thighs.

Fear vaginal people.

Osheeyyy alpha,toxic masculinity. Oya clap for ur sef. I hope u have a daughter one day.then u will have one dingbat of a man disrespect and talk to her on the most demeanor way simply because he stands up to pee.

Zimzim2000:
Coming to the show has already jeopardize the relationship, you chose the show over ur man

Yes. What would the guy ha e done for her that big brother wouldn’t do double. She is still in the house and she has made millions and she is already a brand ambassador for a energy drink. Imagine how much money she will make with that beautiful face or hers and how she will grow in her career and entertainment industry. Fvck that guy,fvck him marriage. Na him loose.

Businesslist:
Source: https://dailypost.ng/2021/09/06/bbnaija-i-was-suppose-to-get-married-next-year-saskay/

This thing called choice ehhhn.it’s very funny.

I know I am a guy and I my not see things the ladies way but from a neutral point of view cross would have been better for her. Who is jay Paul.

Cross is obviously more successful and way more financial stable (abeg leave grammar,he is rich), handsome,taller,well built than that short engine.

mofedamijo:
WHEN A SUPPOSED TO BE ARTIST/ACTOR DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT FIGURATIVE AND LITERAL MEANS, THEN HE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT HIS/HER TRADE.

THAT GUY IS A SOPHISTICATED ILLITERATE. PEOPLE LIKE HIM WILL NEVER SEE THE CAMERA IN A WELL ESTABLISHED MOVIE INDUSTRY.

Apparently he knows nothing about the craft.

Hello RMD

theTranscriber:
have you heard of pidgin?
that's the blend
Nigerian English is different
accent is different from language

Feed that illiterate

Shma2020:
Shurrrap! Take this nonsensical verbosity infiltrated with incoherent grammar to KG kids. You sound dumb every time you engage an intellectual, Thanks


And whats up with the video you posted? I can only see slums and ugliness left right center and of course weird accent .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69fh5Izy9-o

Ignoring the first paragraph of ur verbal flatulence. I understand you lack the mental disposition and fortitude to reason on a sane level and of course like every street urchin u become a raven looney displaying g ur barbarism like the lowly individual u are.

As for that location.the train is to cater to people of all social class.it’s cut across high brow neighborhoods to average and of course poor neighborhoods. Let ur zoo roll their sleeves and build something like that not relegating themselves to that Spanish garbage handouts.

rvp20182:
Say West Africans who mispronounce almost every word. Arguably the most horrible of English one can imagine of....turning a Nasal language into a tonal language.

Kenya has one of Africa's most neutral English accent.

Which explain why Kenya has thriving if not small BPO - call center - market.


The good thing about call centre [work] is the [Kenyan] accents are very, very good and neutral.
Number two is there are some amount of saturation levels reaching India and Philippines, and
number three is attrition levels in these countries and companies operating in these companies are
crazy high . . . So I think the customers are . . . saying ‘I need . . . a new source’. (Interview,
Nairobi, 22 November 2012)

Nonsense what I heard from that lady is very discomforting to the ears. And if that is how am average Kenya speak without the interference of ur cultural phonology then that is as bad as it come. Everything should not be argued,this is not even up for argument.

vankelvin:
To the 3 Countries at the top

SHAME ON YOU..

You watch Indecency more than tv news

@rvp, @Vlain and @Shma repent,
stop watching porn

Lol what’s bad in watching porn.

Appisko:
Kenyan accent is the mist terrible on the continent

I couldn’t agree more