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Emmmm.... Caro go like use porsh car, Range rover and other exotic rides but Ada fit make due with beetle. @ OP, if I catch U ehhh, akuriemu gi gwo gwo!!!

My guy better make hay while the sun shines cus dat ur X go soon connect ur wife to one man wey go dey shine her kpekus in retaliation or with motive to ruin ur marriage o!! All this bad bad girls and their wahala sef. Warn both of them individually and collectivelly.

Chop remain for ur brother like Atiku chop remain for KoKo master . Na joke I dey o!! Abeg hw I go get aunty Jenny number sef??

Oluwawhemzy: lmfao!!!
Take m easy nw...ts nt lyk sex is food

Jst grant my humble request. I no mind if food no dey for ten days as long as am getting the original food(very natural food U knw.)

Oluwawhemzy: you should b able 2

Please dear am nt married and am sure U are nt. The only reason I will have to abstein for somtime is cus am gearing for NYSC if nt........ Maybe U shud give me a trial. I can actually bone my intentions for NYSC jst for U. Dat ur guy na learner!!! Chei see fine gal with kissable lips jst dey waste........ I wish...... Tell dat guy sey I no wan use ma eye see am lai lai. *so angry*

jennyphrisel: YES

Maybe he is suffering from bleepingphobia...... Please do him if he is afraid to do U and the confidence will return fully. Thank me later. Happy New bleeping year!

Oluwawhemzy: dnt tell me u cant b in a relationship without sex!

And Y shou I do that? Abeg body no be firewood o!! Why am I fitter than the koko master then?

heykims: .....wch is why I'm not a footballer, and am sure Mikel is also a nuisance in d profession where I flourish.

If not for ban sake i for say U are very S*T**P**D carry the award go give ur papa na. If U really have one yeye field where U "flourish" then the word is really coming to an END!!! Nuisance!! WTF!! *spits on him, slaps him, bites him, poos on him* mind ur business! Happy new year!

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Meet OSHIOMOLE!!!

@OP, didnt they do the needful(kpekus shining) before he proposed In flavours voice biko my people "ara darada adago" ur friend na learner o!!

akpur1: Rarely am I lost for words — but that’s
exactly what happened a few weeks ago
when I was at a networking event with
top businesswomen and the talk
inevitably turned to money.
‘My 25-year-old daughter’s got it all
worked out,’ laughed one woman, a
lawyer. ‘She’s going to marry a wealthy
man and be taken care of.’
Seeing the look of shock on my face, the
woman continued: ‘ http://sovereignzone..com/2014/01/why-every-woman-must-read-their-man.html?m=0

Mr. Akpu, where is Mrs ofe?? Abeg go and die on ur own o!!! U won become Linda Ikeji(yam bottom).

princeuzoh: am not scared and wouldnt mind marrying one, provided she is well mannered.
08105719317: 08093943996:

Na rich woman konji go kpai U o!! If U see any of them abeg run ka ahapu iji gi tuo utu!!! A word they say is enough for the wise(uche gi odikwa ya??).

talkwitanny: uhmmmm...Oro Nla

Pray it means somthing kool, if not...............








I will give U 1 "GO AND DIE" in the morning!! Thank U o!

jennyphrisel: no he wasn't,I knw cos he never asked me of it for a day

Are u sure the guy's "OLIVER TWIST" is functioning properlly

(jst asking)

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A woman who can bleep properly without missing a spot!! Thank me later!!

Am tired of this post being recycled consistently!! But for the sake of new year I will comment.
Why should U go into a shop where gogoro is soled to buy Rolex watch?? If U can not, or believe U are not ready for sex, then dont date Simple!! Cus at the end, a girl will either open her legs or use her mouth simple. No 4get sey peugeot and camry na motor all them be. Use ur head!! Happy new year!!

Ok! Please take this advice as it has worked perfectly for many ppl. Sell the engagement/enchantment ring to any dealer, use the income U realise to prepare a very delicious meal(LAST SUPPER) for both of U, after the meal, explain the source and dump his sorry bottom remember the saying that "It is better late than never" in Terry G's voice *TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT*!!!

cutierashy: Wat God hath join 2geda let no man put assunder

Cuttie, Who tell U say na God join them make them dey BLEEP each other seriously(according to our yeye OP) without due process?? Abeg no join God for aborminable things this year o!! Happy new year!!

@OP U are a very big learner!! Hahahahahaahaaahah the girl use ur head well well. Am sure she wil be dancing skelewu by now. Na ur xmazz gifts and plenty money be that OoooOOOOOO!!

lynpetra: Sometimes I have mood swings and prefer to stay alone.I think I wud prefer my own personal room,even if I still share my husband's room.

Now I disengage U officially, since U have mood swings most times, *chai, U sure sey I fit do am cus na hot babe be this o!*

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! Oga U be ASUU member abi Dont worry, after monday(9th Dec.), U go beging sell pepper for eke awka. Lol!!

prof.femi:
Hmm, I am "degrading my status" by using ICT to speak directly to my constituency (students?). I wonder what school you attend(ed). Probably staffed by academics who see themselves as demigods, no?

What union has gone on strike for 6 months? The union that stands as the custodian of the most important resource needed for national development, faced with the stark truth that the government would not fund said resource unless it stood its ground. That's who.

Hunger looms? I shake my head for you. Probably used to hungry teachers who took this job as a last resort? I'm not one of them for your information. Let me tell you, I take pride in the fact that I left much more lucrative options to come do this job. I take pride in the long list of lives I have (by God's grace) molded and see excelling. I take pride in the fact that (by Gods grace) I am enjoying a career dedicated to the simple premise of showing Nigerians: "it can be done".

emmmmm... Prof. Femi, you have made your point please ah ah!! What is all this Jst consider "we" the students and call off the yeye strike abeg. Don't forget that there is nothing like "Automatic development", everything na small amall na. Thank you. Na una go still embezle that money, talk tory then strike again!!

Good morning friends, please can any body help me with the outcome of the meeting that was held across different departments in Unizik yesterday?? I really would want to resume by friday. Greatest Zikites!!! Thanks in anticipation.

kalimera101: All of u saying that Govt. Should pay ASUU for the lost 4 months, I meant 5 FREAKING MONTHS are either STUPID OR EVEN MORE STUPID. When has it been that u don't work and u get paid. God too punish ASUU. God too punish these Lecturers. If ur parent(s) is a lecturer. I'm sorry for my harsh comment.
But it will be harsh anyway.
I'm trying to read one Lecture note now. Can any of u guess when the Note was compiled?
If ur guess was within the 2000s u are so wrong that I weep for u.
If ur guess was in the 1900s u understand the method.
This note was compiled in 1989. All the research sources were dated 1970 and above. So tell me is it the fund the Govt will be providing that is going to change their notes and attitudes to work.
That they should be paid allowances for doing their work. Then what the hell was their salaries 4. Wen this thing started, I was thinking it was salary again. Instead it was Junk. Junk I tell you.
Wen we resume they want to threaten us to buy one certain unknown book else we won't pass.
I say God too punish them.
What sort of life is this? Even if this money comes for the so called infrastructure 10% will go to the actuall projects while the remaining 90 only God knows.
Oh God am so Pissed now eh.
Call me arrogant and stupid. Quote this my post and say ' rantings of a fool.'
But I'll call u ignorant and silly to not see that this ASUU people are not it at all.
They suspend NEC meeting because one man I don't know went and died. ASUU members voted to call it off, they came up with fresh demands.
How many students had lost their lives within these 5 months, frankly, I don't know either.
Some1 might even claim 'so are u saying that if ASUU was not on strike they wouldn't have died?'
I didn't like checking the newspapers because this ASUU thing is Depressing. But this fresh demand thing is something else.
Then one idiot might say, go and learn a trade. Oh I did dat sonny, I'm still doing that, but I want to go to school. That my parents can't afford private universities and international schools is it a sin to school in Nigeria's public universities?
Another person will say, why are u making a fuss, it's not like wen u graduate, u will get a job? 'Buzz' sorry, I believe that with the right skill and God by your side, anything is possible. But let me finish school first and cross that bridge wen I get there.

My guy U are so on point. U are one of the best things to have happened to this education section in nairaland. God bless U wella. Cheers.

ncpat: my friend go and sleep and expect government to pay you, is university of llorin not owned by government? today uni llorin is one of the best university in Nigeria with a fast academy calendar and do u know why? because they pulled out of the useless ASUU. For Nigerian university to progress they need a transparent and accountability VCs to head and manage the affairs of our universities.I have seen universities that took off successfully but only to fall down because of joining ASUU.

Thank U my brother. One good example of such university is Unizik. Chai!! See self aclaimed "university of the moment". The mighty has fallen for real. SMH!

kolawaxxy: madam cutiepie01. It is "it's" and not "its".

Kolawaxxy ma guy, thank U jare she jst wan make I reason her as a Zikite Prince. Awka finest!!!!

cutiepie01: Bros Prince,itd deemed not 'dimed'.Thanks

Cutie Cutiem it is "it is" or "it's" nt "itd" thank U too and dont 4get I love U ok??........

I thank all of U that dimed it fit to keep us updated on this ASUU thing. Nw I can comfortably kneel down and pray for the DEATH of all the yeye ppl that are playing pool with my future. I for don dey Finland by nw o!

frankeinstein: I have only heard of ASUU. Who is ASUP?

Thats the baptisimal name of Kogi state governor and his fellow tomato sellers association.

Thanks, U made my day. ASUU and their useless, clueless, greedy and selfish lectures should all die for all I care!!

@ Op, as U no talk of Ur town gals eeeehhhhh........... And U talk of ma state babes(lie lie), No comot outside 2day o! Na die U dey cus hot hot slaps dey wait 4 U. WTF!! Am D 1st To comm...............