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RomanceRe: I Want To Impregnate My Girlfried So She Doesn't Cheat by vodkat: 9:57pm On Aug 16, 2011
kaku guy u failed to mention

1 her age
2 ur age
3 wat u do
4 wat she does

Usually its women that think like this when they want to trap a man, lol but I beleive you really like this girl for some reason because u sound kind of desperate to keep her. Is it becaues of her beuaty, personality or money? na only u know but Look a girl that has ojukokoro ( looking every where) will nak any guy that she so desires b4 or after u impregnate her so dont think naking a girl will keep her banged down like a picture frame on the wall.

Impregnating her can only trap her for a very short time but she will leave if she wants too she can even abort the baby or do som ething to stop the baby. but i beleive u can g et wat u want if u play ur cards right
Music/RadioRe: Is Fela Really A Nigerian Icon by vodkat: 1:00am On Aug 06, 2011
Music/RadioRe: Is Fela Really A Nigerian Icon by vodkat: 10:54pm On Aug 05, 2011
for you to be asking this question means either you are related to Obansanjo or abiola, i take it you have never listen to Army Arrangement, Authority Stealing , ITT , Vagabonds in Power, Confusion Break Bone, Overtake don Overtake Overtake etc etc. where he talked about corruption in the 70s and 80s when naija was still very bam. Now what he was singing and talking about is what we are seeing the effects of now. i.e the mis management of public funds, miltary corruption .
Now if you disagree with his smoking igbo and phucking thats fine but he was an entertainer and not a pastor.
TravelLost Passport by vodkat(op): 8:16am On Mar 01, 2011
I need little advice peeps, i lost my passport with a valid visa in it, God so good an airport security officer found it and now he is teeling me to give him 20k or no passport. i dont have 20k to give him, dont want to cause a scene there cos he did find the passport but now he wants to rip me off

Abeg i need ur advice pls
CelebritiesRe: 2face To Appear On Mo’nique Show by vodkat: 10:02pm On Feb 05, 2011
check it out
Jobs/VacanciesOil And Gas Job Pay? by vodkat(op): 2:30pm On Apr 25, 2009
Is 100k per mnth + accomodation for 3 moths a good offer for an oil and gas job ?
PoliticsRe: Primate Babatunde Elijah Ayodele's 2009 Predictions For Nigeria by vodkat: 3:46pm On Mar 08, 2009
Nor be only Primate na mammal. When other ppl are predicting what will hapun in 2020 and the future beyond this 1 is predicting rubbish.

What is the possibility that u will not die tommorrow? 50%
What is the possibility that u will die tommorrow? 50%


Tommorrow i predict that 75% of people in lagos will not have power supply in their offices or homes for more than 7hrs. Tommorrow i predict that one politican will siphon money meant for a public project into his private account or award the juicest contract to him self


Nigerians problem is that we like to deceive our selves and others most of the time. This is why we are where we are.

Some manipulate fact and say na vision

Fact of life
14709 births each hour, 6098 people die each hour. 245 births each minute, Not less than 102 people die each day all over the world.One day we will become part of this stat. Not a prediction but it is reality.

in other parts of the world na economist and scientist they predict based but my country na pastors and babalawo
PoliticsNew Name For Nigeria by vodkat(op): 11:38am On Mar 08, 2009
i think Nigeria needs a new name. A name that is given to it by its own people. Nigeria is a latin word for black .

Any suggestions for a name that we should pass on to the next generation?
RomanceRe: What Do Girls Want? by vodkat: 11:52am On Sep 03, 2008
What they want is for you to spank them HARD when they fumble and then u shd say RUNWAY BATTY GIRL.

Try it ,it works
PoliticsRe: 40 Million Yorubas Get N14,560 Billion While River State Get N15,097billion by vodkat: 7:03pm On Aug 21, 2008
This is why oyinbo for euro land , asia , oriental dey call us sub human aka monkey,
To them u are one and d same no difference, yarning dust, yoruba ,igbo ,hause tiv ,ijaw , whatever u are african, im sure person who wrote this post is jobless, Naija man cant even make a simple machine to refine oil or turn cassava into a biofuel, u cant even provide electricity for 1 day without blinking , y, u dont want to use ur brain to do any thing, japan ,america , england no get oil but their citizens are far better of than us until nigerians stop thinking like this , we will still be in the stone age, forget say we get internet ,bank ,gsm, we never reach industrial age, china no get oil but e get money because they are productive and they create value, na thinking dey make oil get value, oil for ground no fit enter moto start engine, so the poster of this discussuion is still in the stone age, im sorry to say, the market is waiting for you, and she will ask u what can u do?, no be which ppl collect money, pppl wey get money nor dey wait for govt, i don tire for my country men
TravelRe: Stripped Completely By British Immigration Officials by vodkat: 3:24pm On Aug 21, 2008
The truth of the matter is some naija ppl give naija bad name so there is a stereotype all around the world about nigerians. When an outside person meets a nigerian you are assumed to be a criminal/ fraudster until you prove or examined otherwise.

Even African countries that are extremely poor have criminal stereotypes about Nigeria. You can imagine going into a foreign airport with Naija passport you are assured of being checked for carrying drugs or something illegal

I met a rwandan person who came from india and after we got to be friends she said they were warned to be careful of mixing with Nigerians because they are criminals.

So when naija ppl stop doing crime then people would stop harrassing innocent ones.

We need to get our acts together and do more things that add value to our self and commuity than negative things .

Viva Nigeria
RomanceRe: How To Woo A Man? by vodkat: 6:35pm On Jun 19, 2008
It is ok to woo a man so that he knows u like him

as per the wooing , try this

Tell him you want to sit on his laps
TravelRe: Study Opportunities In Ukraine by vodkat: 11:37pm On May 29, 2008
419 alert.

Scammers your karma awaits you X 10.

Dont say u werent told!!
TravelRe: United States Of America Vs United Kingdom by vodkat: 6:52pm On Apr 02, 2008
The Uk a silent racist , they hate foreigners although they wouldnt tell you (because politeness is a culture in england) but you can read it in there body languauge.

It is less in the city where people are hussling but it is more in the remote parts .

All in all , i beleive the home is the best place (Naija)
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Contract Job With Total (200k) Vs Masters In The Uk: Which Do U Prefer? by vodkat: 4:52pm On Mar 29, 2008
Take the job since it is a contract job ,it is also a learning experience ,infact what you learn from the field is more than what you learn on your Masters course

Work experience does not come as easy as that especially in Naija and in total for that matter .

If i were u i would take the job and defer my admission to the next session,the Job is not going to wait for you but the Masters Course has been going on for the past 70 years and probably will still be there for the next 100 years.


Infact the work experience you get will probably open more doors for you than a Masters cos employers dont want theory they want experience.

See a BSc graduate with work experience is more cometent than a Phd with theory.


At the end of the day is your choice
RomanceWhat Does She Mean? by vodkat(op): 7:57pm On Jul 24, 2007
This girl has been my friend for long but now it seems our relationship is taking a new level but she still confuses me.She travelled to the US and a got a few shirts for me.i really appreciated it.She also asks me when im going to get a good girl that good girls are not easy to find.i reply saying i have none. she later tells me she is a virgin to my disgust cos i really not interested in sleeping with her .Now she is telling me she is dating a guy in jand or has been dating him for years.

WHAT DO U THINK THIS GIRL IS REALLY TRYING TO TELL ME NLANDERS?
CareerWhere Can A Materials ( Metallurigcal And Materials) Engineer Work In Nigeria by vodkat(op): 10:49am On Jun 23, 2007
any engineer knows where a materials engineer be most useful in nigeria with all the knowledge acquired from school .i dey find work ooo
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Are You An Engineer? Civil, Mechanical, Structural… by vodkat: 10:45am On Jun 23, 2007
what about a Materials (metallurgical and materials) engineer
Educational ServicesRe: GRE And TOEFL Examinations by vodkat: 10:23pm On Apr 27, 2007
How much does it cost .via credit card

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