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Forum Games / Re: What Song Are You Really Feeling Now? by VoodooDoll(m): 5:59am On Aug 09, 2012
Set adrift on memory bliss - PM DAWN.
Politics / Re: Clark Challenges IBB To Public Senility Test by VoodooDoll(m): 5:51am On Aug 09, 2012
A senility face off? This is the quality of "statesmen".

Two old men accusing the other of losing all his marbles; it's like watching two quadriplegics wrestle.
TV/Movies / Re: The Walking Dead Season 3 Trailer by VoodooDoll(m): 11:09pm On Aug 08, 2012
It doesn't get any easier! New stills show heroes set for toughest challenge yet on The Walking Dead Season 3


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2185238/The-Walking-Dead-Season-3-New-stills-heroes-set-toughest-time-yet.html
Forum Games / Re: Start A Sentence With The Last Word Of The Previous Poster by VoodooDoll(m): 10:43pm On Aug 08, 2012
Piece by piece, brick by brick, the house was built.
Politics / Re: Remove GEJ & Prepare For War – Dokubo Asari Warns North by VoodooDoll(m): 1:05am On Aug 08, 2012
Only clowns who haven't seen war jump, dance and call for it. War devours all: young, old, sick and healthy, innocent and guilty.

If a war kicks off in Nigeria, best be advised that there are no rules, no referees, no arbitrators. War is a zero-sum game. For one side to win, another must lose.

The territory with the easiest assets to plunder is the most exposed. If that territory has no leaders then they've already lost the war before a bullet has been fired.
Politics / Re: Fashola (666) - Lagos: The Unanswered Questions by VoodooDoll(m): 12:54am On Aug 08, 2012
Fashola and ACN are trying to build a South West fit for this century. It takes planning and it takes decisive actions.

Sometimes mistakes are made, but on the whole progressive leaps are made. PDP and the scoundrel known as OBJ did their worst to starve Lagos, plunder the SW as they're doing elsewhere and wreck noble institutions.

The broooom revolution has chased PDP out and I pray PDP stays out. PDP can stay active in the centre and other regions, that's up to the other regions.
Forum Games / Re: Answer A Question With A Question Reloaded by VoodooDoll(m): 11:01pm On Aug 07, 2012
How?
Forum Games / Re: Start A Sentence With The Last Word Of The Previous Poster by VoodooDoll(m): 10:59pm On Aug 07, 2012
World weary with a bloated stomach, the malnourished child voter cast his illegal vote once again for the ruling party.
Forum Games / Re: Start A Sentence With The Last Word Of The Previous Poster by VoodooDoll(m): 1:14pm On Aug 07, 2012
Inconsequential is the voice of the masses.
Forum Games / Re: Did You Know? (Share Scientific Facts) by VoodooDoll(m): 1:06am On Aug 07, 2012
Did you know Crocodiles swam the Atlantic from Africa to the Americas.
Forum Games / Re: Start A Sentence With The Last Word Of The Previous Poster by VoodooDoll(m): 12:55am On Aug 07, 2012
Light illuminated the room, pupils constricted to adjust, power had been restored.
Forum Games / Re: Start A Sentence With The Last Word Of The Previous Poster by VoodooDoll(m): 11:12pm On Aug 06, 2012
Without a casket, pimples or Joy, Kola cried in the darkness.
Politics / Re: Possible Burial Place Of The Queen Of Sheba Found In Ijebu - UK Archeologists by VoodooDoll(m): 8:56pm On Aug 05, 2012
Beaf: The imperialists should learn to ascribe black achievements to black people and cut out the Queen of Sheba bullshiit.
The walls were built by the progenetors of Ijebu people. Period. cool

Let every proud Ijebu daughter and son stand tall and claim their heritage before some crazy foreigner with anti-black beliefs rewrites your history.

Nuff said. cool

It is the same way they claimed that the Great Zimbabwe could only have been built by whites, just as they also claimed that the Ife and Benin bronzes must have been cast by white skinned Egyptians. Utter crap! angry

This is the Great Zimbabwe:



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Zimbabwe

Well said.
Politics / Re: Okonjo-Iweala Named In UN Social Panel by VoodooDoll(m): 8:49pm On Aug 04, 2012
UN appointments are largely Govt sponsored.

Bearing in mind that Nigeria is not doing so well on her Millennium Development Goals, it is not unreasonable for the UN to have asked a laggard country like Nigeria to nominate a govt person to consider changes to these goals. Other nations appear to have nominated their Foreign Minister, may be their "prime ministers" or finance ministers are too busy doing their day jobs.

It is a disappointment that GEJ could not consider someone else but chose NOI whose inbox is overflowing without any progress, but at a great cost to Nigeria's masses.

What a country!! People shout about a UN social panel as an achievement. It is a shame that the ethical dwarves and mediocre ogres are the ones making noise and in positions.
Politics / Re: I Hate To Describe Boko Haram As Terrorists, Although They Act Just Like Them by VoodooDoll(m): 8:37pm On Aug 04, 2012
Why can't Nigeria's leadership call Boko Haram a terrorist group without blinking.

Why are these wretched duo of Jonathan and Sambo such a cowardly bunch?
Politics / I Hate To Describe Boko Haram As Terrorists, Although They Act Just Like Them by VoodooDoll(m): 8:33pm On Aug 04, 2012
I Hate to Describe Boko Haram as Terrorists, Although They Act Just Like Them – Goodluck Jonathan

In an address presented on his behalf by his deputy, Namadi Sambo, at the graduation ceremony of the National Defence College Course 20, in Abuja on Friday, President, Goodluck Jonathan has made it clear that it is a difficult task for the Federal Government to surmount the challenges posed by terrorism in the country.

Among other things, the president stressed the cooperation of all patriotic Nigerian in tackling the terrorists. The President pointed out that Nigerians must do everything possible to uncover the various terrorist hideouts in the county. He also challenged the security and intelligence agencies to take up the challenge to expose the various threats to national security through effective inter-agency collaboration.

According to the address, “Our security will therefore require the best intelligence to reveal threats hidden in built-up areas, in hills, in forests, in remote settlements and so on… Inter-agency cooperation among our security agencies must be reinforced and our responses must be swift… Above all, our security will require the participation of all loyal citizens of this country. The work ahead is complex and difficult; so, are the choices before us.”

The address continues: “I hate to describe the enemies as terrorists, but they operate just like them. We must uncover their cells using all available tools. We will work with all our friends in confronting terrorism… We are in a conflict between the good and the evil and we must be bold enough to call evil by its name. This evil goes by the name Boko Haram.”

Source: http://www.informationnigeria.org/2012/08/i-hate-to-describe-boko-haram-as-terrorists-although-they-act-just-like-them-jonathan.html
Politics / Re: Boko Haram And Oshiomhole's PA Killers, Wearing The Same Clothes by VoodooDoll(m): 1:58pm On Aug 04, 2012
Interesting, any links to sources with covering stories showing the suspects in the pictures (and shirts)?
Politics / Re: GEJ's Racist Comment In Trinidad And Tobago by VoodooDoll(m): 3:21am On Aug 04, 2012
EzeUche: I think it is racist to the people of Trinidad because that country is half black and half Indian. And the current Prime Minister is an Indian.

Trinidad is a multiracial society. GEJ has to be careful about what he says there. grin

GEJ, careful about what he says? shocked That would be the day.

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Politics / Re: Crude Oil Theft: Again, Jonathan And His Familiar Mistakes. by VoodooDoll(m): 8:33pm On Aug 01, 2012
Gbawe: GEJ is simply destroying the SS in precisely the same way his mentor OBJ attempted to divide-and-conquer the SW. This man gained a golden opportunity to uplift a region that has suffered terrible injustice into meritocratic [/b]prominence and set the ND/SS on the path of sustainable development.

Development for the ND can be facilitated through a deliberate drive to promote the coming together of the best and most upright intellect the region has to offer in an effort to chart a way forward. instead GEJ is[b] cynically
empowering criminality, oil theft, militancy, political impositions etc that will become another Odili-style albatross against his region in future. I wish the ND/SS 'goodluck'.

It's a pity. I had a lot of goodwill for GEJ's right to run at the start, despite the stories and miserable track record. I really wanted him to shame the OBJs and IBBs of this world. I would have happily eaten my hat in shame if he had proved us all wrong. But all we hear these days are: "parasites, 2015, tenure elongation, na we oil". All these while resources are reaped by rent seeking politicians, taxes collected but wasted and our collective common wealth stolen whilst leaving us all with new debts ($44bn at last count).

The burden of GEJ's legacy will be borne by all, but the regionalistic and tribalistic sycophants will not be forgotten so soon.
Politics / Re: Crude Oil Theft: Again, Jonathan And His Familiar Mistakes. by VoodooDoll(m): 8:54pm On Jul 31, 2012
Can GEJ kindly declare his Niger Delta republic, separate/ extricate his region and then go and rule his people in the same manner and fashion he is ruling Nigeria.
Politics / Re: Subsidy Fraud: EFCC Withdraws Charges Against Four Suspects by VoodooDoll(m): 8:43pm On Jul 31, 2012
Once again GEJ aims low and misses.
Politics / Re: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala Is An Untruthful Finance Minister? by VoodooDoll(m): 1:48am On Jul 31, 2012
This same lady has:

1) run up our debts to US$40bn;
2) failed to grow the external reserves, even during a period of peak oil price, but instead sillyily used peak oil price as justification for a lunatic debt to GdP profile;
3) sat back and cluelessly paid out billions in subsidy fraud; and
4) signed off and affirmed a humongous fraud called the 2012 budget.

I used to give NOI the benefit of the doubt but the evidence that she is rubbish is just too prevalent to ignore.

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Politics / Re: Unemployment Is Global Issue – Okonjo-iweala by VoodooDoll(m): 7:25pm On Jul 29, 2012
Okonjo-Iweala has lost her damn mind.

Govt creates the enabling environment for jobs to be created - WEST

Govt builds huge and beneficial infrastructure to act as economic catalysts - EAST/China, S.Korea and India (and WEST in post war era)

Govt steals resources, makes it difficult for business to happen, and borrows to further burden the masses and increase the debt. Same govt turns around and says Govt does not create jobs - NIGERIA.

Mrs Iweala is a disgrace to economists.
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan And Patience Visit Jamaica by VoodooDoll(m): 12:23am On Jul 29, 2012
If the report is to be belived, one country's president is around for a party while another comes for a state visit when the party has ended and will still be around on Aug 6, Jamaica's actual independence day.
Politics / Goodluck Jonathan And Patience Visit Jamaica by VoodooDoll(m): 11:00pm On Jul 28, 2012
Goodluck Jonathan Visits Jamaica:

NIGERIAN PRESIDENT Goodluck Jonathan will visit the island next week in commemoration of Jamaica's 50th anniversary of Independence.

President Jonathan, along with First Lady Dame Patience Jonathan, will be the guest of the people of Jamaica from August 2 to 3.

The Nigerian president will hold bilateral talks with Prime Minister Portia Simpson Miller. He will also pay courtesy calls on Governor General Sir Patrick Allen and Leader of the Opposition Andrew Holness.

The Government last week announced that Jacob Zuma, the president of the Republic of South Africa, would be in the island to celebrate the country's golden jubilee. Zuma is scheduled to arrive for a three-day visit on August 4.

Source: http://jamaica-gleaner.com/gleaner/20120728/news/news4.html
Fashion / Re: Ghana-Must-Go Shirt & Cap On Model by VoodooDoll(m): 12:00pm On Jul 28, 2012
That guy should avoid open flames!
Politics / Re: ₦8Bn For African First Ladies Secretariat Permanent Site by VoodooDoll(m): 11:54am On Jul 28, 2012
$50m or N8bn. Is This from the same govt that cannot implement a budget? Please tell me it's not from tax payers' resources, and that NGOs are raising the funds privately!

N8bn on a daft and wasteful project which should have been dead on arrival, with the person that proposed it summarily dismissed.

N8bn is a good percentage of the federal budget for essential projects and a multiple of primary infrastructure that's currently absent.

If this was being spent on a maternity hospital, that would have been different.

I say again, GEJ cannot tell the difference between his elbow and his buttocks. Clueless from the start, in a clueless fashion will he finish.

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Politics / Re: Why Is Supporting GEJ Seen As An Offence? by VoodooDoll(m): 8:05am On Jul 28, 2012
Supporting mediocrity, failure, corruption, insecurity, abuse of office, sycophancy, nepotism, and blatant treason is OFFENSIVE.

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Politics / Re: First Ladies Summit: 200 Cars Ordered By FG (BMW X3, X5, Jaguar & Other Exotics) by VoodooDoll(m): 1:07pm On Jul 25, 2012
Demdem:

Specifically Innosun. if u need to buy any vehicle at all why dont u buy from Innosun and let the so called dignitaries appreciate our own

They should have gone with Innosun, and allowed Innosun market and display its products to a wider African market. This is how jobs are created!
Politics / Re: Obasanjo To Lose 2,500 Hectares Of Land . by VoodooDoll(m): 3:26am On Jul 22, 2012
The last words OBJ and loads of Naija politicians should hear:

"three, two, one"

"FIRE!"
Politics / Re: The Good Decisions Of GEJ by VoodooDoll(m): 9:57pm On Jul 21, 2012
- Waking up, going to bed.

- Putting clothes on before meetings.

- Chewing his food before swallowing.

- Yawning after eating Cassava bread.

- Wiping his behind after going to toilet.

More good decisions below:
Politics / Re: Fashola Inspects LAGBUS' New Site, Oshodi New Market. (pics) by VoodooDoll(m): 8:01pm On Jul 21, 2012
Sisi_Kill:
Hehehehe! grin

Say. . .when is GEJ's birthday? I'm thinking of gifting him with an endless supply of valium. cheesy

grin grin

I highly suspect GEJ already has the local version on tap.

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