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Sighs!! Wow! Great insights. Thanks. I can't fight for Jesus tho' He's the LORD he will fight his battle.

Pls I started thinking differently of recent. I paused at giving Muslim beggers my money in traffic why? I keep thinking that if this ones can be my critics religiously, why should I ever give them my money. And that kept on in my mind till now that I brought it here to know if am doing against the bible or against the ten commandment of God. Cos the bible says; if you love him , you will keep his commandment. Kindly help me out mates and my spiritual Seniors. Thanks

Samples pls and are my ideas save?

flyca:
OP it's
"that has" and not "that have"

So op sef throw part of the bombs? Don't say am not correct o. Am not a grammarian.

Lagos
Alimosho
Egan Igando

Lol

engrkaz:
I found some guys with this cat on my way to work yesterday...Along Lekki-Epe express way. I bought it for 7k.. It has since been processed and chilling in my freezer...

I don't even know what it is called..

Its is call ajagbo. Bush dog. I bought it once in mpape Abuja years back and it was very delicious.

MrHistorian:
Adeyinka's grandson or whatever his sobriquet reads surely must be deluded.

I have always known the offsprings of the great Yoruba race to show rare,incomparable and matchless erudition.This dude is an aberration to my belief.He reeks of acute gullibility coupled with some portion of lunacy.

Yorubas are for "ONE NIGERIA".

To be fair and truthful..NO REGION nor SECTION of this Country has been treated fairly.But then,the benefits of our continuous conjugation outnumbers that of self-actualization.

Once again....Yorubas are for ONE NIGERIA

You are suffering from delusions of grandsons oh! Sorry, grandeurs. You and who benefits from the kwantri? Or you take gentility of lion for cowardice? You just keep watching. Soon you will know YORUBAS aren't DUMB. And to hell with 1nigeria deceits. We are n't 1 from d beginning. It is total #FRAUD!!!!

BTCNaira:
Hello Nigerians,
We have gotten some request on how to purchase digital assets like Bitcoin, Ethereum and other Altcoins in Nigeria. So we are planning on making it simple and would like to inquire as to whether you will crowdfund a project like this.

We are looking at a situation whereby we develop a Nigerian owned exchange platform for Nigerians to trade both Bitcoin, Ethereum and perhaps different digital assets.

This project will be crowdfunded by as many of you who are interested and the project would be carried out by our Tech partners.


DEVELOPMENT STAGES:

-Alpha Version will be built within 2 months.
Few Investors will be invited to test the Alpha version and submit bugs observed.

-On the off chance that all goes well, BETA would follow within duration up to 2months or less.
All investors will then be welcome to test the version.
After a week of test with all things right, v1.0 will be launched to production.




While this may sound incredible, just your enthusiasm to contribute can breath life into it.


INVESTMENT SIZE:

Minimum Investment to lock-in acceptance by investors is 5 BTC (Around N7,000,000)
Maximum Investment to close in-take of investors is 20 BTC (Around N30,000,000)


WHAT YOU GET AS AN INVESTOR:

1. Fee-Free Trades for duration agreed by investors.
2. Of all fees paid to the service by non-investors, 30% will go towards further development of the Platform, 10% will go towards the team, while 60% will be distributed between Investors based on their stake percentage upto 10years.


STAKE ACQUISITION and DISTRIBUTION:

WAVE PLATFORM will be utilized to create a token named NLEX Token that would be directly equivalent to the Naira at start. i.e 30,000,000 of NLEX token will issued.
1BTC = 1,500,000 NLEX
10,000 NLEX = 0.0066 BTC

The token value would increase as the company makes profit.
Investors can always sell off their stake to buyers on the Wave Platform whenever they feel.

If this sounds good to you, comment below to show your interest and a Slack Channel and Telegram Channel would be created for this purpose

I think you should pin it down to minimum of 3-5yrs before investors can sell off like Snapchat so that it won't become pump & dump hence securing investors wealth. And building your platform Strong to withstand the test of time. I like the idea , its a good one.

otobomax:
HP mini****
2GB ram
320GB hdd
Charger
Windows 7 64bit


35k

Is this still available?

Yeeeepa! Aye awon okunrin miin ti baje bayi oo. Thank God I don't shuk anyhow. See pellagra

Rip dude

Op is dunce and if we ask the op how many times have you entered Uber ? Maybe just once and u come here to rant? All this you wrote is full of ignorance with that your poverty stricken fingers.if you have ever been stranded on the road you just up your phone to order Uber and right there a car came to your rescue, you not think the way you think. The good about uber, Taxify,Ogt are more than the bad. Besides, its not by force. Use your what you are used to. Cabu cabu or better still, your normal danfo. OK? Don't come here ranting about nothing again.

AutoJoshNG:
Uber and Taxify are currently the top cab hailing apps in Nigeria. They are extreme rivals, however, their services are rendered to the similar customers using the same cars and drivers in most cases. The service is far better than where we are coming from but we can’t stop there. It is also important to note that these organisations cheat us in one way or the other and I will mention 4 ways that comes to mind.

They take longer routes
This particular issue is so sad. Their navigation systems and some drivers have been programmed to take you through longer routes in order to get the maximum bucks out of every trip. Few weeks ago, I booked Taxify from Ikeja Computer Village to Ijora. Before I knew it, the driver and his navigation entered Awolowo Road to go take 3rd Mainland Bridge through the old toll gate area.

Then I asked the driver to turn and take Ikorodu Road through Maryland which he did. All through the trip, the map kept telling us to make a U-Turn and go through 3rd Mainland even after we got to Anthony on Ikorodu Road, the map kept asking us to re-route. Just Imagine taking 3rd Mainland Bridge from Anthony to Ijora. Too bad! .. If you are thinking there was traffic on Ikorodu Road, no.. there wasn’t.

Just this week again someone who was going from Ijesha express to Ilupeju (10 minutes journey) was taken all the way to Ikorodu Road through Stadium (30 minutes journey).. your transport fare will be more than double.

So it is better you to know the best route to your destination.

Cancellation of trip before pick up
Uber charges N1,000 request cancellation fee and it became even worse after their drivers became disgruntled with them.. so the drivers started taking advantage of that. They will accept your pick up request with prior knowledge of not coming to pick you up. Then they will cancel your request after 5 minutes with an excuse that they can’t come pick you again.

Despite the cancellation being the driver’s fault, Uber will deduct the N1,000 from you card immediately or they’ll add it to your next trip fare. See trouble o!

Rickety cars
Sometimes you’ll be feeling cool that you just requested a cab through your phone expecting a fully air conditioned and stress free ride. Instead, some cars will just arrive with terrible shock absorbers, fuel smell inside the car or AC not working. Has anyone experienced this? Tell us your experience.

Surge pricing
You’ll get adverts on price discounts flooding your phone but when you are actually booking a trip, everything will be on surge. Do the calculation, they give you 20% discount but surge price is 1.3x. Maintaining the status quo is sometimes better.

Do you have any that comes to your mind? Tell us in the comment section.

https://autojosh.com/4-ways-uber-and-taxify-are-cheating-nigerians/

ak22:
Support And Vote Olowo Temitope Sunday As The Next Governor of Ekiti State!

In God We Trust!

Tell us more about him please

Which part of EKITI is he from?
What about his biography?

Romeo3:
beat my results or park well.

Format 104 yahoo boy. Aja nsare owo njona. Hain! hain!
Your days are numbered in Uber. We know people.

Romeo3:
you are just too dense to simply divide 73 hrs by 7 days.

come back when your brain is a bit sharper.

Lol

Nbote:
Stop exposing how stupid u are... Its gud for d goose but not for d gander abi?? It is becoming obvious by d day dat on d left side of ur head there's nothing right and on d right side there's absolutely nothing left...

EPIC!

ISLAMABAD

amzee:
My cassava has been working perfectly since I urinated near the wall.

Enjoy it while it lasts

You this woman still carry your infectious Nigeria mentality to that USA? Chuo! Your own presidio wey no dey at all nko? And take it or leave it, if you are an illegal immigrant, next available flight for you. Yeye woman!! Instead make you hide your face in shame. Your own country good na im you run go amelika? Why you no stay here work hard, and climb the middle class level? Nonsense!

Amagite:
US based Nollywood actress, Georgina Onuoha who is an American citizen took to her Instagram page to blast Donald Trump over his policies on immigrants. She also shaded him for marrying women who had no formal education.


She shared a photo collage of Trump, his wife and ex-wives and wrote;


“Isn’t it so funny, insensitive and insulting that a man whose speciality is to go marry “bimbos” from East Europe that claim to be models, that can’t speak English nor right it insulting immigrants. None of his three wives had any skill or formal education, Melina claimed to have graduated from college and when journalist swamped her so called college, those claims were dropped and removed from her page and Wikipedia page. Yet America gave them a chance, they assimilated and thrived like every other immigrant that came to this country. To hear this man utter some of his ill conceive ideas about legal migration, makes me cringe. His own parents are from Germany yet his disdain for immigrants is sickening. This is a cheap billionaire that will rather hire foreign workers than pay Americans full wages.. How many White Americans will you see on the fields picking berries? Non.. because they will rather wait tables and get tips and better still meet rich men. How many white Americans will you see in any hotel cleaning the rooms? None.. they will rather be yatties? How many white Americans will you see working as CNA’s (Certified Nursing Assistant) in skilled nursing facilities? None.. they will rather go work in night clubs ? Yet this man thinks all immigrants are lazy!! And are a burden on the system? His ignorance is Laughable. Indianas, Nigerian and Asians make up the highest number of doctors and nurses in this country working effectively and efficiently. It is Laughable to think that immigrants are taking jobs from white Americans,?really? You can’t just get out of high school, refuse to go to college , marry at 17 and then expect to be a doctor or rich person. No it those not add up. This migrants come to America, go to school, learn English, work hard and move up the ladder to the middle class. It is insulting to listen to this man’s stupidity at times. God save this country from the hands of this slowpoke.”


http://www.lailasblog.com/god-save-country-hands-slowpoke-us-based-actress-georgina-onuoha-blasts-donald-trump/

Common bro, I didn't do anything illegal at all and if you go try my post, I made copies of testimonies, so pls read well. I wish you see the thread again. He presented it as a Biz opportunity and a lot of people followed. I never put a dime init. Tho' the guy still mail me yest but I never fall for shits. This is just to caution people to be watchful. No shortcut to success. Lesson learnt.

aAK1:
you are both the sane thing

I Don scam you before?

Hey Guys!
There's this guy with moniker "Don.Wale " he claimed to have the contact of some hackers that sell iTunes gift cards at a discount rate. Beware of him and his cronies ( the hackers) they're scammers.
I just got scammed a total of 0.079btc equivalent of N72,000. Had to this cos I don't want others to fall victim
BEWARE DON.WALE IS A SCAMMER
By @wilshow a fellow nairalander.

This same guy scammed me of 18500 today. By @ourown a fellow nairalander.

Many nairalanders are still gathering money for this same man to venture into his biz. Pls don't!!! Your money will be gone forever. Don't live by experience but by example of what happens to others. My two cent tho'

Chimaritoponcho:
Start POS business .money dey am no be joke

Pls enlighten more on this. I don reason am before but to get pos no be here o. Dia TnC too tight. The way pipu queue for ATM Di's days in some part of lag, is just too outrageous.

Avoid the this op o. He's more than a plague. I use airtel a lot and its blazing. Streem, watch, download do anything. Abeg op don't infect nairaland with you b†* l†**

Pls how much can you do Honda Pilot 2003 model. Total landing cost is #1365000 ?

08086653749

U can telegram me @vpaymoney