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Christianity Etc › Re: "Pastor" Declares Holy Communion With Rice And Worms To Church Members (photos) by Vulcanheph(m): 10:07am On Apr 18, 2019
I wonder what we Africans are turning Christianity into?
Romance › Re: She Want It Raw. But I'm Avoiding Such Temptation. by Vulcanheph(m): 8:55am On Apr 18, 2019
There can only be two reasons why she wants it raw.
1. She wants to get pregnant and sees you as a potential baby daddy candidate . OR

2. She has some STD and she wanna share it with you.

Be wise.
Christianity Etc › Re: Winners Chapel's Game Of Thrones Poster (Photo) by Vulcanheph(m): 8:46am On Apr 18, 2019
Wizmax:
Hmmm...God go help o...I just hope say d nyt walkers no go dey in attendance shaarrrr...
grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Produce Your Credentials, Buhari Dares Atiku by Vulcanheph(m): 9:39pm On Apr 17, 2019
Pot calling kettle black.....
Politics › Re: Buhari Challenges Atiku To Produce His Academic Credentials Before The Tribunal by Vulcanheph(m): 9:34pm On Apr 17, 2019
Kaybenny:
Which credentials buhari wan bring.
Suya paper?
Hahahhahahahahahaha
Politics › Re: Buhari Challenges Atiku To Produce His Academic Credentials Before The Tribunal by Vulcanheph(m): 9:33pm On Apr 17, 2019
Kaybenny:
FTC

Oyah the next person "finish him" (in mortal kombat voice)
grin grin grin
Literature › Re: For The Sins Of My Parents (very Short Story) by Vulcanheph(m): 12:58pm On Apr 17, 2019
Breathtaking story as usual oga soul.... Love your work and the story was so touching, but you didn't include me(one of your biggest fan/follower ) on the role call, I've literally read virtually all your stories( the devil Wears okrika, delayed diagnosis, the hole in the wall etc)..... I'll pretend as if my feelings aren't hurt.
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Literature › Re: The Dog Attendant (T. D. A) [COUNTLESS Part 2]. A story By Darousmart Emmanuel. by Vulcanheph(m): 12:38pm On Apr 17, 2019
Good job TBM
But I can't help but feel as if you are writer who doesn't write with plans like other writers.... You just flow with the wind.
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Sports › Re: Just Imagine If Manu Had Won Messi & Ronaldo Defeated FC Ajax by Vulcanheph(m): 12:30pm On Apr 17, 2019
If this happened I for no hear word today
Education › Re: If You Know Prime Numbers You Should Be Able To Solve This Shape (Photo) by Vulcanheph(m): 9:09pm On Apr 15, 2019
Radius =8.
The radius when drawn beyond the center forms a perfect iscoceles triangle.
Also the radius line lies parallel to the other numbers.
If you draw the radius beyond the center it will give you 11 because an iscoceles triangle has the two top sides equal.
And if you add the other lengths
1+2+3+5=11.
So following the radius from outside to the center stops at exactly 3+5=8.

If you still don't understand it, forget it because I'm not a good teacher.
Literature › Re: The Dog Attendant (T. D. A) [COUNTLESS Part 2]. A story By Darousmart Emmanuel. by Vulcanheph(m): 1:39pm On Apr 15, 2019
Old boy see action film.... The suspense no be here oooo
Literature › Re: The Hole In The Wall by Vulcanheph(m): 1:31pm On Apr 15, 2019
Dear soul... Thank God you made an update, if not I would have DELAYED your DIAGNOSIS.
Sports › Re: 87 Odds Pls Play It And Pray Harder God Will See Us Through by Vulcanheph(m): 12:01pm On Apr 09, 2019
Is it bet9ja
Crime › Re: Zamfara Indigenes Ask Buhari To Stop Mass Killings, Kidnapping by Vulcanheph(m): 8:41am On Apr 07, 2019
This is the next level....
Politics › Re: Atiku Makes U-turn Congratulates Buhari ,withdraws Election Petition (SEE SHOCKI by Vulcanheph(m): 11:18am On Apr 01, 2019
Hahahahahahahaha..... grin grin grin For a while there you almost gave zombies hope.
Crime › Re: Remembering Lawrence Anini by Vulcanheph(m): 11:00am On Apr 01, 2019
I think the book titled "The road to bar beach" was actually inspired by him.
Politics › Re: Invest In Education Not Just Anti-corruption - Ben Bruce Tells Buhari by Vulcanheph(m): 6:55am On Apr 01, 2019
tsaragii:
This guy ain't well ooo
The transformation going every where in this country is highly unprecedented.
Bros abeg which transformation and for which country.... Please explain. huh huh huh
Politics › Re: Invest In Education Not Just Anti-corruption - Ben Bruce Tells Buhari by Vulcanheph(m): 6:55am On Apr 01, 2019
tsaragii:
This guy ain't well ooo
The transformation going every where in this country is highly unprecedented.
Bros abeg which transformation and for which country.... Please explain.
Travel › Re: ₦155.6Billion Museum With Roof Made Of 76,000 Panels Opens In Qatar(Pics) by Vulcanheph(m): 5:42pm On Mar 31, 2019
This building design is capable of giving orgasms to architects merely by looking at it.... .
Food › Re: You Look Like Lacasera, Must You Taste Like One ? by Vulcanheph(m): 4:25pm On Mar 31, 2019
Welcome to naija.
Celebrities › Re: "Adeleke, Where Is Chioma's Cooking Show?" - Kemi Olunloyo Diss Davido by Vulcanheph(m): 7:31pm On Mar 30, 2019
Abeg someone should tell Davido to screw this woman once and for all so that this her infatuation go reduce..... I think this is seriously in love with David and is just jealous that he doesn't have eyes for her.
Literature › Re: Maria: The Sequel by Vulcanheph(m): 12:35pm On Mar 30, 2019
Dear larrysun
Why not finish the story once and for all and then make us pay for it at once instead of selling each updates like this....
Because your story is sweet doesn't mean you should use it to extort us.
*In patience Jonathan's voice*
"There is God oooo"
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Literature › Re: The Dog Attendant (T. D. A) [COUNTLESS Part 2]. A story By Darousmart Emmanuel. by Vulcanheph(m): 12:26pm On Mar 30, 2019
I always knew this story was too good not to have a sequel.... No one messes with shango's first son and goes free.
Thanks TBM
Celebrities › Re: Top 10 Nollywood Ritualists by Vulcanheph(m): 11:44am On Mar 30, 2019
Awesome write up.... Funny and so accurate ...
Sports › Re: In Remembrance Of Sam Okwaraji: 5 Facts About Nigeria’s Football Martyr by Vulcanheph(m): 6:53am On Mar 30, 2019
izzou:
grin
Nigeria was playing India and the rule of that particular game was if Nigeria could score just 1, Nigeria wins(whoever created such useless rule)

India was leading Nigeria with 99 goals. When they(the Indians) want to score, the ball turns to a lion and our goal keeper runs for his life. Then they score with ease grin

But Okwaraji(of Blessed memory) summoned courage. Took the ball, was about to take a shot. Ball turned into a big stone. He didn't mind. Kicked the stone with his last breath. Ball(Stone) entered the net, Nigeria wins, Okwaraji dies.

This is the version I heard as a kid cool cool


Continue to rest on Samuel Sochukwuma Okwaraji








And Ohhh, India got banned from playing football after the match(I forgot this part) grin
My brother.... I also heard exactly that same story, which makes me wonder who came up with such an extravagant story and why people all over Nigeria believed it that it spread all over the country
Literature › Re: The Devil Wears Okrika by Vulcanheph(m): 6:08am On Mar 23, 2019
Mr soul have you ever come across a book named "paradise county"
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Politics › Re: [UPDATED]: How Davido’s Uncle, Adeleke Defeated APC’s Oyetola at Osun Tribunal by Vulcanheph(m): 4:27pm On Mar 22, 2019
Congrats to senator adeleke ....finally truth and justice prevails....

To that apc mod that has closed down every thread concerning this news...God is watching.
Literature › Re: SURVIVORS (a Novel) by Vulcanheph(m): 10:31am On Mar 22, 2019
Please don't tell me you wanna stop the story ... Please continue....

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