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I will comot ur teeth just now....



Ọmo the man the ready oo

I will comot ur teeth just now....



Ọmo the man the ready oo

It's so disrespectful to come between a cock and cunt

Gave my guy my phone....




Piam... Mumu Don go outside...



I suspected and followed him only to see him about to download Mia Khalifa.... And Anaconda..


I was shocked...

I told him I don't download shit like that... If I want to watch... I watch it online and clear my browser history

Mad respect to her

Brother.....


Just go and look for a wife...

If u wan marry her sha... N ur cup of tea....



But ME.... I aint marrying anybody with that kinda mindset

At least she did something....



She is a better wo-MAN than alot of people.....





Shout out to Reno Omokri who is still campaigning fi them....

Who wouldn't doubt if this Buhari is the same Buhari during the military era

You guys no dey serious with this livescore again

NewDelhi:
Just this evening I caught some girls taking pictures infront of my gate. The gate looks good actually and beautiful flowers line the sides.. I wanted to chase them away but I just dey look them laugh from my balcony coz I was sure those pics were going straight to their WhatsApp status or Facebook with tags that indicate they were just coming from a 5 star hotel or lounge . Then i reminisced at the funniest fake lives I've ever seen on social media.

I had a boy who was like a kid brother to me around 2013. Nigga still dey find admission up and down but you'll always see him post inside yabatech with the caption "school was fun today but stressful lectures " etc. Weeks later he posted another one but I recognized it to be unilag. I knew he was faking all those while tho... I was like guy na double admission you get? We just laughed if off

Another one was a girl who I knew to be a hotel staff. It's a top hotel in Lagos. She flooded her status often in different rooms with white robes and exotic phones dey snap for mirror like the way these girls dey do now. Deceiving people say she dey enjoy life for big hotel is not my business but where she got the phone from I no even know coz na chinko this girl dey use. I know her very well.

Another boy in my street, na agbero but you will see him flooding his WhatsApp status with pictures of him in the passenger seat of planes week in week out.. the wizardry he did for that one is what i still dont understand. Real life na just street boy but fake life na busy business man wey dey travel up and down.

Another one was guy... He took pictures inside an Audi and posted "2019 has been a wonderful year , I thank God for this blessing. Now I have my own car to be proud of". I actually called him to congratulate him and he said thanks.. A week later I saw him struggling to enter Berger bus at agege. Well let's assume the moto get fault sha.

Another guy was actually in whispering palms badagry. It actually looks like those beaches in Europe. Guyman deceived his people that he was in France.

Girls aren't left out tho. Every now and then it's always pictures of them at the passenger's seat of a car with seat belt on. Una no dey ever dey the driver's seat? At least just fake say na you get the car.

Add yours.

Boss man is like there is alot of fake guys and girl around u....


Let me b real....


I need something doing...

A work...

Help a gee

XXXXTENTACION:
Itz very obvious nigeria will end like USSR



change is the only constant thing in life. A revolution will take place someday i just hope its not a bloody one.



even god sef no fit help Nigeria


¿ %

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It wouldn't be a great revolution if it isn't bloody

It's self defense...


I am not playing bet9ja while telling myself "She is a woman"...
..

Yes she is a woman...


But Does her firearm knows that

Sometimes I believe that we don't really know where we are heading in this life....



We are blind and life pushes us around till we hit the jackpot

Don't tell us to exercise patience...

U were lucky not patience


Congratulations though bro

Coded begging

Golan007:
Why do you guys demand what you can't give?

Are you not all corrupt?

What is this one saying?

SarkinYarki:
Buhari is instead charging us stamp duty , increasing price of petrol and Electricity and even trying to make rent more expensive

What are u saying?....




Are u not a Buhari loyalist

The ones that u don't understand their greenlight sef.....


The will be flirting wit u and after some time call u bro

Lol


I am in support

Vickho6:
I just Dey pity d man paraventure if the child is not his....

All well and good..... It a good news

Lol


It will end in tears

....

Chop her and run na

pocohantas:
3— The younger lion in the pride (King Snow). Less domineering than Dexter.

Why is it tough for lions cubs especially the male ones.... Is not like the will be eaten?...





Well to b a man no b day job

Damn I would love to be part of a pride but fear no fit gree me....


He needs to tell us how it became possible oooo...


I am definitely getting a baby lion....


I watched one of his videos and I was motivated to walk into a pride and introduce myself

The took out ancestors to their land


And also took out crocodiles ancestors to their land



What else?

That shouldn't be all