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The first man who saw corona virus coming himself.....




He started using his facemask since... A prove that he has been waiting for covid19 no the other way round

This one off me patapata

Me looking at my self



I feel sorry for the lady I will marry....




Cuz I believe I will cheat.... I wouldn't want to but I can't stop it....


It has been destined and u know destiny cannkt tbe stopped it can only be delayed



I am sorry Hot

When will lala caution his boys

zoeA:
The founder of Life of Faith and Prosperity
Ministry, Asaba, Delta State, Pastor Veronica has said that God gave her anointed vagina as a solution to men who have infertility problems. The clergywoman made the claims while delivering a sermon during a church service.
According to her, any man who sleeps with her will be healed of his fertility problem. She added that her mission on earth is to cure fertility problems in men which happens anytime her body fluid touches a man's pen!s. To make the information available to those who were not in her church, she also took to Facebook to share the message.

I hope she doesn't charge for the work of the Lord she has been sent to do.....



Sleeping with the sons of men....

PoliticallyInco:
Naturally, the more the taboo the more the adrenaline rush.

The excitement of creeping late at night. Of watching and waiting and bidding time. The excitement of nearly getting caught. All that adds to the thrill. We are actors in this movie called life. We play our roles and if roles become too boring and excitement comes with some action, we damn the consequences. Especially when the said maid it tempting enough. While it is not accepted by the society as an excuse, it is worsened when the man is in a boring relationship. There are also instances where it is the woman who is attracted to the male domestic servants.

Of course this is capable of hurting people. Especially when the parties aren't careful or the maid goes rogue.

In one of the last Friday of the month pub/bar/lounge gist, a guy had two maids and was sleeping with the two of them. His wife had a maid at home, and then his wife's relatives sent a young girl of about 20 who was a "distant niece" of sort to stay with them. It was the niece he first had an affair with just about a month after she arrived the house.
The wife will usually leave and go for vigil on the last Friday of every month. Usually, the househelp will cater for the 2 kids and put them to sleep. They asleep in the help's room when the wife is out for the night. He woke up in the middle of the night and wanted to be sure who was with the kids and how they were all sleeping, especially as this was the first time the wife's niece was experiencing his wife not being around at night. Also, he had noticed light in the room where they sleep and was wondering who was still awake around 1am in the morning. When he got to the room, the wife's niece was sprawled on one of the beds alone. The kids aged 3 and 4 were with the maid on her own bed sleeping. The small TV in the room was on providing slight illumination. From what he said he saw that night, he knew he was in trouble. The wife's niece, there she was laying on her tummy. Her arse was up in the air with her thighs spread apart. Her sleeping wrapper barely covering anything. The pubic hair scantily covering her labia, and the pink slit of the labia showing. He did not know how long he starred and contemplated or whether it was only for a few seconds. All he noticed was that he had a rock solid erection. One of the strongest he has ever had. He instinctively started stroking himself and she moved a little spreading her thighs wider and bending one of her legs at the knee putting her in a position like she was climbing a high stairs. He went to his room, changed into a towel, came back and noticed the wrapper was all gone and not on her body anymore. Like she woke up while he was briefly gone and took it completely off her body. Long story short he quietly climbed the bed and when he tried to gently push his way and enter her, he realized that though she was tight as he was huge, she was already very wet and welcoming. She also did resist at all. He took a huge gamble and came inside her twice that night amidst her stiffled cries and moan as she used her own hands to cover her mouth from screaming and crying out too loud that night. And that was how it began with her.

He thought he was being careful until one thing led to another and he realized that the maid saw all that happened the very first night. That was when he pieced his recent observations together. He had noticed that the maid started dressing skimpily at home and she was much younger. Perhaps 17 at most. He did not relate it to the fact that her dressing sort of changed a day or two after the night with the wife's niece. Long story short he slept with her too but in a more crazy sort of way. While she was trying to entice him, when he made his move. In the course of trying to take his shorts off she saw his manhood full and erect, she got a little scared and very afraid. She started trying to resist. He had to practically use force/subdue her to have his way. She struggled and resisted trying to break free, but the moment he was able to get inbetween her thighs, position himself and push her jerseylike very skimpy night trunk shorts aside he penetrated and lodge fully deep inside her raw. She started actively moaning, crying and kissing back.

About a while latter both girls got seriously ill. He thought he was a dead man. Which brought about the gist in the first place.He was very worried. We tried our best then to tell him to keep calm. Eventually, going to the hospital, it was revealed that they both came down with Malaria at the same time. One had typhoid as well.

Come and finish this thing.....




U should be ban if u don't finish it

Tekashi wanna be

Do u work with ur phone or pc

That sounds like fun mehn


I will try it

I hope u are not playing hard to get

The truth is.....


They Igbos and Yorubas are more stupid....


If they can come together and stop all this tribal bullshit... Nigeria will be atleast better than this....


We need to let the North go...



They igbos know why the want to leave and I wouldn't blame them

Professorcplus:
Of course, you can't proof it except for some anecdotal experience others have to share. It's high time you started widening your narrow view about life....

A quick question for you. How do you think the male sperm is collected for fertility or similar test?

You guys do not need to crucify him for his believe....


I believe u have urz and nobody is asking u why u keep it.




He has the rights

HomerTimpson:
pls can we chat privately ?Mail me pls THANKS

Seriously

GrammarNazi1:
...odds...are...
They...

Thank you.....

Would have said more but na u go still correct the English

virago:
Better not to speak and be assumed to be foolish than speaking and removing all doubt

Exactly sis

We are trying to save u from going the way of kingsango and and armypolicecult..... No make us loose hope

Lol


The have corruption as a parent.... They all do...


U no go know

The redmi 8a battery is as strong as Buharis cabal

I don't if to say this girl eh

Or boy eh

I laugh when a lady says *A real man is one who... *


U are a woman, what would u know about a woman talk more of a real man

HitSong:
GOD IS ALMIGHTY AND HE IS BEYOND OUR IMAGINATION.
'
NO ONE KNOWS GOD
NO RELIGION CAN PROOF GOD'S AUTHENTICITY


THE IDEA OF GOD IN YOUR IMAGINATION DOES NOT EXIST!!!!!!!

Exactly....

If God is almighty and beyond our imagination.... We can't comprehend anything about him...


So we can't ask why he did something he should have done the other or easier way...


We can't say he doesn't exist because we say he let something bad happened...



The ought is Las Las.


He may or may not exist but



If this believe keeps people going and strong.... Then why not let it continue.....

HitSong:
Most people are not saying that there is no God!
IT'S JUST THAT THE GOD IN YOUR BIBLE IS DEFINITELY NOT THE TRUE GOD AND THE ALMIGHTY.

ALMIGHTY GOD CAN NOT BE ALL-GOOD ( REAL GOD SHOULD BE GOOD AND EVIL)

ALMIGHTY GOD CAN NOT ALWAYS BE IN CONSTANT BATTLE WITH THE DEVIL (SOMETHING HE CREATED) SINCE THE ALMIGHTY GOD HAS THE POWER TO DO ANYTHING.

ALMIGHTY IS NOT A VAMPIRE OR A CANNIBAL THAT HE WOULD REQUIRE THE BLOOD OF AN INNOCENT MAN FOR ATONEMENT.


THE CHRISTAIN GOD IS A FALSE GOD.

Bro


Don't u think that if God was almighty..... We (Man) wouldn't have the slightest understanding of anything he does

I thought my philosophy and logic lecturer told us when we were studying Ethics that....


Among all beings, human beings alone have the ability and capacity to perceive and differentiate between good and evil,justice and injustice and the are the only being that have the ability to choose good over evil.... Animals move on instinct but Man....

Live organized and moral lives and having the ability to discern good and evil, they are the animal that can responsible for their actions, praiseworthy for good conduct and blameworthy for misconduct....


They monkey doesn't know what he is doing