₦airaland Forum

dejavski:
Still doesn't mean anything... they have all the money in this world to acquire a regular passport

which is not the same as an official or diplomatic passport. with a regular passport they've to go through the entire visa process, and with most of them having probable cases to answer, no embassy would be in a hurry to grant them visas.

natas22:
Nice one from ibos, truly representing the ibos, Nigerians and Africans in a whole.

Very nice.
www.

nope. they dont represent me. not when they're menacingly brandishing apparently bloodied axes and what appeared to be severed heads.

im only interested in the 6.5 liter engine.

sinkhole:
It is your whole family that is dense and retarded, child of a cow!
Bring it on, Im ready for you, son of a bitchii!

you poor, pathetic, neutered goon. whatever gave you the impression im going to go into a pissing contest with a little boy? there is no conversation between men and maggots. By the time you pupate and abandon the cocoon of your banal insignificance, your insect mind would find i exist in a dimension, socially and materially, higher than your best aspirations.

shoo now, little maggot. Go fester on some sh1it as your ilk has a proclivity for.

KINGTELLER:
There is only one syntax error (Line1).. those Icon are as a result HTML coding of nairaland text...
As per calling up arraylist... I did another version of it
https://www.nairaland.com/2481838/el-rufai-court-sue-union#36328888
I ran the program and the output was perfectt

yeah i know the emojis were nairaland's fault. seun ought to do something about it.

sinkhole:
I could have ansa u stuiipid jobless low life almajiri, but I went to where I work and have tax deducted on me on monthly basis!

And this almajiri knows english better than you do. Was your education tax-deductible too? Or you just innately dense by virtue of genetic predisposition?

KINGTELLER:
See what my program scored Buhari government for the last two months in office.

public class WorkSheet;

public static void main (){

String header1= "Agenda";
String header2= "Grade-Score";
String underLine = ("----------------------------------------";

String descr1 = "Security & Safety of Citizen"; String grade1= "F";
String descr2 = "Job Creation"; String grade2= "AWR";
String descr3 = "Feeding Sch Pupils"; String grade3= "AWR";
String descr4 = "Boosting Naira Value"; String grade4= "F";
String descr5 = "Fighting Corruption"; String grade5= "E";
String descr6 = "Power generation"; String grade6= "";

System.out.println ("";
System.out.printf ("%-30s %30s %n" , header1, header2);
System.out.println (underLine);

System.out.printf ("%-30s %30s %n" , descr1, grade1);
System.out.printf ("%-30s %30s %n" , descr2, grade2);
System.out.printf ("%-30s %30s %n" , descr3, grade3);
System.out.printf ("%-30s %30s %n" , descr4, grade4);
System.out.printf ("%-30s %30s %n" , descr5, grade5);
System.out.printf ("%-30s %30s %n" , descr6, grade6);

System.out.println (underLine);
System.out.println ("";


}
}


Output:


Agenda ____________________________Grade-Score
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Security & Safety of Citizen............................. F
Job Creation ..............................................AWR
Feeding Sch Pupils ....................................... AWR
Boosting Naira Value .......................................F
Fighting Corruption .........................................E
Power generation .......................................... D
--------------------------------------------------------------------

you've syntax errors in lines 1, 5, 11, 12, 22 and a hanging braces in line 24

the orphaned brace should be closing your class declaration

also, if you use [string args] it would be easier to populate your array when calling up your program, rather than the messy way you've here

sinkhole:
So, is he now saying that Nigeria's tax payer's money should now be used to guard Islamic schorlars?

have you ever paid any tax in your miserable life?

AMBIVERT:
Okay, I will do some reading up.

great. i like that.

AMBIVERT:
I want to believe fire is composed of certain chemical reactions also.

Smoke is simply a by-product of fire.

sigh. look. smoke bombs are flame-less. if you insist on ignorance, then i cant help you.

AMBIVERT:
There is always an element of fire.

nope. completely fire-free. chemical reactions. sorry.

otunsman:
Haven't the war started in the north with the wanton killings by bokoharam?

that's nothing to do with the Biafrans and their partners in crime, the ijaws.

BH is a borno/chadian phenomenon based on misguided and thoroughly evil brand of religious gangsterism.

it seems the the Axis of Evil (SS & SE) is full of remarkably daft people. no wonder the region is a cesspit, infested with lowly vermin full of false bravado. we've been hearing threats of war since 2011 but yet the cowards keep getting obese and obnoxious.

when is this war coming? we're tired of waiting.

meanwhile for all the war chants from the mythical Biafra, the lily-livered surrender monkeys lost their nerve when a few BH prisoners were sent to the east.

AMBIVERT:
there is no smoke without fire.

what about smoke bombs? And smoke machines?

TheImp:
A bunch of illiterate abokis called BH left your Bubu begging them to accept amnesty.......talkless of sophisticated and well armed militants who possess unlimited resources and an easy network of well heads and flow lines to attack.....if they decide to strike, Bubu would be begging them to re accept amnesty in seconds

you'll make a poor military strategist.

its not about wealth. While the militants are driven by economic greed, BH is driven by a dangerous and suicidal ideology.

how do you fight someone ready to blow themselves up into a million pieces?

Calling Astrology Cosmic Science is going too far. Astrology is neither scientific nor rational.

Deluded dabbler in divination

ivcraig:
Didn't anyone see this? OP is a fraud.

Im not entirely sure the OP meant to portray himself as the author. But the person who posted it originally in the link the OP pasted is the real fraud.

Brazenly plagiarized by poster from the link you gave from here

http://www.sitepoint.com/8-things-wish-id-known-started-developer/

to impress the gullible.

this is shameful and unethical.

Iroh88:
Your mom is dead and rotten and you are the only child, then it's not a surprise you are so foolish. What killed her? HIV??

Dumb SOB. People just can't get a reasonable convo around here anymore because of id.iots like you.

Ouch.

That just wasnt right.

Please apologize.

This room has seen many a deflowering.

Johnnyessence:
there are still much people that destroy Gej government what of ffk and fayose in d South west,what of a sari dokubo in d South South what wike in d south South e.t.c.

Quite true, but the topic was "cabinet members".

SeverusSnape:
Can you all see what I was talking about on the other thread?...My hero is surely an epitome of peace.

Hope Gbawe is seeing this?

Sieg Heil!!!

I'd have believed he was your hero if you were the one trekking to otuoke.

deine Ehre heißt Treue!

SeverusSnape:
I never said fulanis are braindead, I only said most northerners are products of Quota system, I know of very intelligent fulanis( Buhari is not one), One of my best lecturer was a Fulani man; Mr. Burodo, I have no aanimosity against northerners, Though some of their actions annoys me, Like their religious intolerance and others.
I read a lot too, I love history, That was why I picked this interest in you, If I were not an avid reader, I wouldn't have known that you're a Neo-Nazi. I'm impressed by your vast knowledge.

I see you're also a movie enthusiast, Me too, You wouldn't be wrong if you call me a movie freak, though these days, I don't have the time.

Hmm. Well i may not agree with your assessment of buhari, but id die to defend your right to hold your opinion.


Movies, i do. But i these days im so bored by the hollywood tripe machine i play a game where i ponder on the various interpretations of motifs (at least in those movies artful enough to have a few) and alternative themes. Not your big loud Avengers of course!

I just rewatched Dark City.

SeverusSnape:
Hmmmm.....You have the character of Hitler himself, I see the eloquence and charisma in the way you write.

Ample proof that not all northern fulanis are "braindead" no matter your personal prejudice against buhari

SeverusSnape:
Yes, We need a good leader, but we don't need a Hitler, we need a Winston Churchill rather or maybe a Franklin Roosevelt.

Except post war churchill failed at politics. All he did was make some fortifying though pithy remarks to make the English blood boil and resist the krauts.

Roosevelt is a better choice: his New Deal helped the US cushion the effects of the great depression. But Truman won the war!

SeverusSnape:
Please tell me you're joking with all these your "nazi", "Juden" ish, Did you grow up in Nigeria or Germany?

Joking? Nein. Ich glaube nicht, Witze zu machen.

The nazi ish just an online persona, a Mr Hyde to my Dr Jekyll. Hasnt Anakin Skywalker proved we all have a Dark Side? The "core of darkness" Virginia Wolfe talked at lenght about?

Ive never been anywhere near germany. Everything i know (programming, literature, german, history, pop culture) is self taught.

And therein lies the problem with our nation: its not just that our education system is bad; people are not curious or thirsty for knowledge enough.

We wait for schools to light up our genius. Schools do not produce a Goethe, a Kant, a descartes, a Jobs, a Gates, a Zuckerberg.

Its almost like the famed chicken-or-egg conundrum. Did schools come first to create geniuses, or did smart cavemen create schools?

It bothers me that in nigeria people expect other people to make them smart.

Our youth, like their progenitors, are content to swallow a social pill prescribed by their parents and peers and thus march through life in the blissful banality of conformity. Ours is a society of demographic automatons.

With the internet, and books, the sky is the proverbial limit.

SeverusSnape:
You sure know history, The invasion of stalingrad was sure the biggest military gamble in history, The furher underestimated the soviets, Stalin the man of Steel would rather lose Moscow than lose that city named after him.
Well, My heart gladdens anytime I read and watch documentaries about the war, Especially pertaining the great deeds of the allies, most especially in Normandy and the Pacific, I see the war veterans as demi-gods, Men who put their lives on the line to save humanity from That mass murdering MANIAC.
Tell me, Why do you love Nazism?, Why do you hold Hitler in high esteem?.

Im more in awe of nazism than im in love with it. The idea of hitler, rather than the man, is appealing: a man who unified a broken nation, destroyed a teetering republic, conformize national identity, humbled france and britain, and provided employment and pride to a devatated nation.

All through his willpower alone.

Like Leni Riefenstahl's Triumph of The Will.

The situation in nigeria bears a terrying parallel with the pre hitler germany:

Independent states and mutually suspicious
Unemployment
Debt
National shame and angst.

Our political power barons are the Junkers and Swabians, the proppers and beneficiaries of our own weimar republic.

Thus, we need an iron man to uplift the nation, unite it, ignite it, and rally it towards a common cause. To start a war against our common enemy: the false republic, and its minions of poverty, degradation, deprivation, corruption.

thus, we need a hitler.

Sieg heil!

Ps: and to give those nigerians jews a bloody nose. To vernitungslagers with the whole igbo stock.

If you're also a nigerian jew, then im afraid the Gestapo or SD will get you too.

SeverusSnape:
Wow!...I'm impressed!, You must be a voracious reader, But know this, Hitler bleeped up big time with that operation babarossa, How could he even think of invading Russia... For crying out loud, That country then was fourty times bigger than France.
At the Battle of stalingrad, Even when it was obvious the 6th army were losing, He urged them to stay, Did he ever think they would defeat the soviets in their own land?... Coupled with the dreaded Russian winter; I think Stalin was a perfect match for him.

Ah, but remember that he was doing very well, so well that the blitzing panzers and motorized columns were outpacing supply lines!

Granted the Red Army had more divisions, the dreaded T34 behemoth, and a populace fighting for life and death.

But the nazi war machine relied on lightning fast advances and element of surprise much more than might. Hitler goofed only when he halted the rapid advance on moscow, and asked Guderian to move on Kiev. He was within sight of moscow!

That was his biggest blunder.

If he'd pressed on, world war 2 would have had a different outcome.

Then the obsession with stalingrad. Didnt make sense.

Hmph. Nobody was losing sleep over this. Vehicular machines are built largely the same: CAD, composites, steel, CNC, fabs, moulds etc.

Im less concerned about how planes are MADE, and more with how the darn things FLY.

for tje record, i know all about thrust, air flow, bernoulli, aerodynamics, control surfaces, etc.

But human flight will always remain magical.

And magnets too. How do they work?

SeverusSnape:
Tom Riddle aka Voldermort is not my master.
And you're right, he would have made an excellent Nazi, he would even have made a better furher. Hitler goofed big time.

Hitler only goofed as far as operation babarossa. He was undone by a combined might as the world had never seen. The wermacht actually tried, since the war was lost since december 1941 but they held on over two fronts until1945.

Voldemort, on the hand, goofed more. He didnt read up well on wand lore and horcruxes. Neither did he bother researching the deathly hallows.

In tje end, he was vanquished by a mere semi-blind and very mediocre boy.

Mein gott even nagini was beheaded by longbottom. Longbottom!

SeverusSnape:
Anyways, I like your German.

**in Hans Landa's voice**...."Heil Hitler"

Danke. Hans landa? Hmm. Er war nicht einer von uns.

He was not a true nazi, his loyalty was no honor. A true national socialist would die a million times than betray the fuhrer.

Incidentally, your master Tom Riddle would hve been a good nazi. He was sufficiently evil, discriminatory, and obsessed with blood purity.

The FRSC is the most redundant agency in nigeria. I daresay its just a socialist service to reduce unemployment.

They duplicate the functions of metro and highway cops, they dont check roadworthiness, hazards etc.

Ive seen some horrendous death machines driving right by these brown shirted turds with nary a care. Dangerously overloaded welded-together pick up trucks, with no side mirrors and turn indicators, overloaded lorries with over inflated tyres, okadas functioning as vans with sheets of glass piled high, a small cabriolet piled high with furniture, the horrors never end.

All FRSC does is pack up mangled corpses after a crash.