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Kenya the land of wonders untold

trademoore1:
33 companies or 33 govt agencies?
What has fed ministry of finance to do with private companies and their internal processes?

Don't mind them. They have serious problem with GNS 101

Because they are demonic babies and they have instruction from the demons to keep them dirty, unkempt and unattractive. also sepatate them from other children from God's source.

D O A = Dead on Arrival.

Dance of shame.

MMM my foot!

adek6555:
Any proof? try to be wise cos there is no GOD except Almigty ALAH.

Clear the confusion about your Islam and stop attacking the messanger

Obvious truth..

There is nothing like Allah in the first place. It is just an imaginary God.

FROM DR. ADEREMI AKIN...........................As it stands today, the Islamic religion is the fastest
growing religion per capita in the United States, especially amongst the minority races!!

Last month I attended my annual training session that's required for maintaining my state prison security clearance. During the training session, there was presentations by three speakers representing the Roman Catholic, Protestant and Muslim who each explained their beliefs.

I was particularly interested in what the Islamic had to say. So, the Muslim gave a great presentation of the basics of Islam, complete with a video. After the presentations, time was provided for questions and answers.
When it was my turn, I directed my question to the Muslim and asked:

'Please, correct me if I'm wrong, but I understand that most Imams and clerics of Islam have declared a holy jihad [Holy war] against the
infidels of the world and, that by killing an infidel, (which is a command to all Muslims) they are assured of a place in heaven. If that's the case, can you give me the definition of an infidel?'

There was no disagreement with my statements and, without hesitation,
he replied, 'Non-believers!'

I then responded. So, let me make sure I have this straight ie. All followers of Allah have been commanded to kill everyone who is not of your faith so they can have a place in heaven. Is that correct?'

The expression on his face changed from one of authority and command to that of a little boy who had just been caught with his hand in the cookie jar. 'He sheepishly replied, 'Yes.'

I then stated, 'Well, sir, I have a real problem trying to imagine the Pope can command all Catholics to kill those of your faith or in addition, Dr Stanley ordering all Protestants to do the same in order to guarantee them a place in heaven!'

The Muslim was speechless!

I continued, 'I also have a problem with being your friend when you and your
brother clerics are telling your followers to kill me!

Let me ask you a question:

Would you rather have your Allah, who tells you to kill me in order for you to go to
heaven, or my Jesus who tells me to love you because I am going to heaven and He wants you to be there with me too?'
You could have heard a pin drop as the Imam hung his head in shame.

Needless to say, the organizers or promoters of the 'Diversification' training seminar were not happy with my way of dealing with the Islamic Imam, and exposing the naked truth about the evil in Muslims' beliefs.

Therefore, the way things are going now in the next 10 years there will be enough Muslim voters in the U.S. to elect the President!
Enough Muslim voters in the UK to vote in the Prime Minister. In fact, by 2019 when Boko Haram had finished their depopulation of Christians in Nigeria, there may be no Christian candidates to stand for elective post in the next 5 years.
Think about your children's world. I think everyone in the WORLD!!! should be required to read this, but with the careless attitude of most believers, there is no way this will be widely publicized, unless each of us sends it to relations and friends! This is your chance to make a difference...

Praktikals:
When the forced all networks to reduce off net sms charges from N15 to N4, did you ask this same question?

Please don't get me annoyed....

Was it your APC crooks that did that?

APC has made a covenant with the devil to frustrate life out Nigerians should he help them to the helm of affairs in this country.


More unimaginable terrible policies will soon be unvailed. Watch out!

NATIONAL CORRUPTION COMMISSION =NCC

Kenya is ahead of Nigeria in everything, pictures don't lie.

You can not question APC and go scot free.

pyyxxaro:
Hahahaha e pain am

Ram I nor de work for people oh

Na people de work for me

Like dis I de house de play game , when evening reach dem go give me update

No vex u hear clean ur eye, I won't say such again

With ur tortoise head

NURTW things or Okada business.

Mr CEO... Your head dey there.

SUE THE BASTARD.

You can't get justice on social media platforms or the pages of newspapers.

Join the Nigeria Police if you suspect them being an accomplice.

Gather your exhibits and witnesses to support your claims. Including video evidence if any.

Kingsasian:
Definitely not in this country.

Yes, but we can not rule out the possibility of Naija version of it. All they need is just little info about your detail.

Non-Nigerians are also on this platform (God bless Nairaland)

@team Kenya rebrand..... Come and defend your alternative kwantiri..... Oooo

Kenya republic of weird news.

If you think you can't fall for 419 schemes kindly read this trick

This is from a friend about door to door delivery scam, pls take a bit of time to read it:

This scam is actually very cleverly worked out that you will not suspect of anything wrong:

The following is an account of the incident.

《Wednesday a week ago, I had a phone call from someone saying that he was from a company called: "Express Couriers," He asked if I was going to be home because there was a package for me that required a signature .

The caller said that the delivery would arrive at my home in roughly an hour. Sure enough, about an hour later, a uniformed delivery man turned up
with a parcel and a bottle of wine. I was very surprised since there was no special occasion, and I certainly didn't expect anything like it. Intrigued, I inquired as to who the sender was.
The courier replied, "I don't know, I'm only delivering the package."
Apparently, he said the sender would want to give you a surprise and a card would be sent separately... , it happened that my birthday was on the way also, so we thought could be from a distant friend. There was also a consignment note with the gift.

He then went on to explain that because the gift contained alcohol, there was a $7.50 "delivery/ verification charge," providing proof that he had actually delivered the package to an adult (of legal drinking age), and not just left it on the doorstep where it could be stolen or taken by anyone, especially a minor.

This sounded logical and I offered to pay him cash. He then said that the
delivery company required payment to be by credit or debit card only, so
that everything is properly accounted for.
He added they also don't carry cash to avoid loss or likely targets for
robbery.

My husband, who by this time was standing beside me, pulled out his credit card, give to him to swipe the card on a small mobile card machine with a small screen and keypad and asked to key in the verification code.
Frankly at this point we never suspect anything ad normal and a receipt was printed out and given to us, he then wished us good day and went off as normal,

To our horrible surprise, between Thursday and the following Monday, $5000 had been charged/withdrawn from our credit account at various ATM machines.

Apparently the "mobile credit card machine," which the delivery man carried had all the info necessary to create a "dummy" card with all our card details, of course with the verification code.

Upon finding out about the illegal transactions on our card, we immediately notified the bank to stop payment, but already too late.

We went to make a Police report, and was confirmed quite a number of households had been similarly hit.

WARNING: Be wary of accepting any "surprise gift or package," which you neither expected nor personally ordered, especially if it involves any kind of payment as a condition of receiving the gift or package. Also never accept anything if you do not personally know or there is no proper
identification of who the sender is.

Above all, the only time you should give out any personal credit card information is when you yourself initiated the purchase or transaction!

PLEASE Pass his on, it may just prevent someone else from being swindled.

It is no more a news that Jimoh Ibrahim is out of Ondo state 2016 gubernitorial race according to today's appeal court rulling.

We are yet to recover from Prophet T B Joshua's prophecy in favour of Hillary Clinton of USA which went absolutely over the bar. Hope this is not another blow for the man of God? Or how will he explain this? His candidate will not even participate in the election.

He will act well to tell the whole world what is beclouding his recent prophecies or are they mere predictions and not prophecies.

Kindly air your own opinion.

Kenya is a beautiful place no doubt.

But with all your sponsored analysis and photoshoped images of Kenya.....

I comment my reserve.

Nigerians with cheap reasoning. (since 3rd Sept)

The masses are solidly behind Buhari


Buhari and his people are still living in the past.

No wonder Nigeria economy and social security is in comatose.

Sweet revenge...... Loading.........

APC is yet to understand what democracy is.

They lack ideology as to how things should be properly done.

They lack respect for the voters .

They don't like to be questioned.

They are arrogant and quick to blame others for their incompetencies.

They lack respect for dignity of human person.

They lack respect for the rule of law.

Cheap lies is their way of life and when they were caught in the act; intimidation is their defense mechanism and vendatta their coping strategy.

Good people of Ondo state is about join ONE CHANCE CHANGE.

Hum...

The letter has political undertone.
Though it look credible yet I have my doubt.

Atiku will be 72yrs by 2019..... are we coursed with old people in Aso rock?

Nairaland is short of news nowadays.

News recession on Nairaland.

Who is to be blamed; my mechanic or my ignorance?

I score 3\5. No:1,2&5.

Now I know, ignorance kills than accident. :


Thanks op

Prophet Owuye.


Owuye asoro so bi oro. Abamo aba ma so, aso tan od'apon.

This man should'nt have add pride to lies.

He has finally put himself in a coffin and nailed it by himself.

He has deliberately roasted his tail and chop.

Will shame allow him to come for service tomorrow?

Will he still hold the mic prophesy tomorrow?

I expected him to allow the situation to fix itself overtime instead of towing the path of no integrity.

Xflint:

some r running out and u want to run in

Honestly, this is the opportunity have been waiting for.

You may not understand.