foolish minister of rebranding

pstbolanta:

do you think i am lieing?when we were asked to raised the highest currency in our pocket,the pastor said he wanted to use that to as a point of contact to where ever our blessings are tied down,so none of us had the any idea to whether we are going to be told to drop the money or not,so try to watch what you are saying.

Re: Are Pastors Thieves Without Guns?
« #128 on: January 14, 2010, 05:56 PM »

Why go to church with a pocket full of money? when u can just go with a token
Or better still u wear your four pocket jeans to church and separate your money into all the pockets
your offering on the right pocket, your transport fare on the left pocket.
and the money in the back pockets shud be tagged the "untouchables".
Even if pastor like, make him ask fire and brimstones to fall nuffin go fall from my pockets.
I swear this will really help you, and make sure u dont get passionately attached to the sermon of the preacher.
these has really helped me, Na my oldman introduce am to me
Am not saying u shouldn't give money but give what your heart tells u.and remove all elements of guilt from you.
Truly some pastors are rogues . , . . . . . . . . . .Government churches are the best

may i ask what you went to church to do?

ElRazur:

Speaking of slavery, If Arabs in the time of Muhammed have black as slaves, It makes sense that the modern day Arab still have these traits - Sudan anyone?

yes sudan. what do you expect from an arab? they treat black people as animals. they are supposed to be religious

tunnytox:

if  Haitians are not cursed then something must be significantly wrong with them, by comparing them with Dominican republic you'll not but wonder why everone is avoiding them and embracing Dominican republic instead. Whether this is due to their supposed pact with the devil or not the fact remain that something is significantly wrong with Haiti.

concerning their voodoosm i don't care whether this is their traditional religion or not but as far as i'm concerned voodoosm is evil and dirty practice i'll rather be a atheist than practise voodoosm. that is my personal opinion

THANK YOU OGA.

I DIDNT KNOW WE HAD THIS MANY NATIVE DOCTORS AND THEIR SONS AND DAUGHTERS IN NL.

WHAT IF DR ROBERTSON WAS RIGHT? 

AS FOR THOSE THINKING NIGERIA IS ESCAPING BEING JUDGED JUST WAIT A LITTLE WHILE. WE ALREADY HAVE AN OFF SHORE PRESID

WE CAN ALL GO RELIGIOUS PLACES AS MUCH AS WE LIKE THEN LIVE LIKE THE DEVIL THINKING WE ARE GETTING AWAY WITH IT. YOU WILL NEVER BE RICH ENOUGH TO BUY UP YOUR SINS.

WE ALL NEED TO REPENT AND STOP DOING FOOLISH THINGS SO WE HAVE THE MERCIES OF GOD

9jaganja:

I say ban religion and community organizing should be our new religion. God my ass!!!!!!! Tell that egotistical being he isn't worth shit. He is a megalomaniac slowpoke!!!! aggressive, egotistical, violent, false pride, won't change, wants power, control freak and all the features of an irredeemably imperfect being.

Back to the topic, I'll say we need everyone to feel indebted to the community no matter how small or how big. Everyone to think without him, the community will collapse thereby contributing their own to make the community stronger. Now God won't want that. He'll want Women to cover their hair (cause they make him wanna rape again), he'll want anyone who doesn't like it his own way dead. So we don't need god. The devil we know is better than the devil we don't know and can't see infact. If we can build build a community based society, we won't care what the government do cause we'll have farmers, doctors, engineers, architects and many more without government inference but hey it's a money ran world so my view might as well be tagged naive.

ode, olodo, oloshi alakori.

taureg no be volkswagen?

wicked yellow fever doctors. na yeye dey worry dem

hummmmm some people

marry him quickly before u loose him for good

the more you loook the less you see. only in nigeria

nigeria e go better

eya

carnal:

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Still many Mbaise daughters are being married to people outside of the local government area. Some argue that special interest in marrying Mbaise girls is because of their dedication to marriage and hard work, and their ability to stay in a marriage through thick and thin. Whatever be the case, indications are that those who ventured to marry from among Mbaise people more often than not have blissful testimonies of the marriage.
Big lie

@earthmama, i have been married to an mbaise lady for five years now,yes i want to agree that they are hardworking,have ability to stay in marriage (which i think is alot common with ibo girls compare to our yoruba sisters,no offense to anyone) but i disagree on the point that PEOPLE WHO VENTURED TO MARRY THEM OFTEN HAVE BLISSFUL TESTIMONIES and my reason is also that they are unnecessary stubborn and they could very wicked/mean at the least provocation.

rightly so. he should be tried as quick as possible and sent to his early grave. this idiot has too much blood on his hands.

nairaland

hopeless helpless nigeria

OP didnt say she is pregnant

Omolola1:

Then your children, what happens to them, dont you think it would be hard for them to adapt to the situation. Besides any young man that says he wants to date you would only date for dating sake and for the pleaseure, not for LOVE or for even MARRIAGE. So think well, Fredrika.

My advise is: Dont worry about SUGAR BOYS for now, concentrate on your children. there is still every possibility that your husband would come back to you.

easier said than done. body no be fire wood o

wonders of nairaland shall never end

who sold nigeria to obasanjo?
why is giving us lame duck presidents his birth right?
he gave us shagari and yara ill. must we have atiku too.
i tire for this man and his thieving colleagues

ewu anu 404

you bet they will. it is mostly wahala not worth the agroo

not true always.
yes can be friends

food

pdp is a collection of robbers and vile people.  i dont know why people bother voting for them. cant we all abstain from voting who ever they bring out as flag bearer. i am looking for the day the masses will rise and revolt.

they are the people defrauding party

Laurnetta:

y?becos she built a friggin skool for girls?where the girls are abused and molested by the way? total crunk.

does it matter? she didnt build it becos she want people abused. there are worse ambassadors than ms winfrey

true

NET KE? EXCLUDING NIGERIANS

mom and dad will help out

Or tell a massive fib about how you had a few terrible experiences with men and were maybe molested or raped. She will be grateful that you had a nice person who saw you through it all and who loves you nevertheless and unconditionally (Again, this option is not advisable and should be used only as the very last resort. . . once she has come round to the idea, you can tell her at a future date that the abuse/rape bit was not true but you did it because you knew she would not accept your sexuality otherwise).

How does your partner feel about this situation? And what country is she from?

all things allowed.

congtrats sister nwando. may all your other dreams come true in Jesus name. ignore all these cursers and people complaining here. they cant see what you see.

God bless america and all that wish her well