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Is it a limited edition?If yes,what's your last price?I have a very serious buyer!

I like the car but the color is my problem.If you come down very well on the price I can buy and change the color.

Limited edition of 2010 Toyota Highlander is urgently needed.
It has to be direct 2010.Thanks!

Twin sisters believed to be Amsterdam’s oldest prostitutes have retired after more than 50 years each in the sex trade. Louise and Martine Fokkens, 70, have finally decided they are too old for the business after claiming to have slept with 355,000 men between them in a combined 100-year career.

Louise, a mother of four, has said her arthritis now makes some sexual positions ‘too painful’.

And mother-of-three Martine admits she is finding it hard to attract new punters – except one elderly man who still comes for his weekly sado-maschism session.

She said: ‘I couldn’t give him up. He’s been coming to me for so long it’s like going to church on a Sunday.’
The pair were the subject of a documentary film last year called Meet the Fokkens, and have now written a book about their combined 100-years of sexual exploits called The Ladies of Amsterdam.

Both women – who usually dress in identical red clothes – became prostitutes before the age of 20 to survive financially after escaping violent relationships.

They now look back on the ‘golden years’ of the profession before the Netherlands legalised prostitution and the sex trade was invaded by ‘eastern European mafia’.

Louise said: ‘It is very different now. We used to sit in the windows with clothes on. Today they are totally unclad.

‘There are few Dutch women and no sense of community these days.’

Martine added: ‘The legalisation of brothels in 2000 has not improved prostitutes’ lives.

‘There is no point working just for tax. That is why the girls are working from the internet and from home – you are less likely to be spotted by the taxman.

‘It is better for the pimps and the foreigners, but not for the Dutch girls.’

Martine and Louise said they now hoped to be able to live off their earnings from the book and film rights.

Culled from DailyMail.co.uk

Pukkah: Unfortunately, Mr Nta is right. The laws are there but the will is lacking.

With the presidential pardon just granted to Mr Alamieyeseigha, corruption has been endorsed, enthroned and coronated in Nigeria.

Who is going to dethrone this monster called corruption? Definitely not Mr Goodluck Jonathan.

And from the tribalistic, ethnocentric and highly illogical comments that have trailed the odious pardon, the state of mind of many young people in Nigeria is 'corruption ready'!

So, I ask again, who is going to dethrone corruption in Nigeria?

Seconded!

gregtochi: Mr Nta, you were appointed ICPC boss to fight corruption. What have you done to that effect? You have all the laws on ground, the financial mobilisation in form of allocation to your agency, what are you doing to justify the tax payers money you are collecting as salary and other benefits? Or do yuo want me to come and do your job for you?
Please work and stop looking for who to blame for failing in your duties.

Brother,it's not that easy for him o especially when the likes of attorney-general and presidency are nt showing complete readiness and support to stop financial crimes.

The ICPC boss says that while Nigeria has laws to fight corruption, the will for execution of such laws is lacking.
The Chairman of the Independent Corrupt Practices and Other Related Offences Commission, ICPC, Ekpo Nta, said on Tuesday that Nigeria is not short of relevant laws to combat corruption.
Mr. Nta said the major challenge is the will to execute the laws.
The ICPC chairman, who delivered a lecture at the flag-off ceremony for the 50th anniversary of the Department of Political Science, University of Ibadan, identified the scourge as the fastest growing evil in the country.
“There had been corrupt practices decree, War Against Indiscipline, MAMSA, NOA, Foreign Exchange Decree, Money Laundry Decree, EFCC and ICPC Acts, Fiscal responsibility 2010, etc. We have more than enough laws that will stamp corruption out of our system but the problem is implementation. Implementing our laws is the problem,” he said.
The ICPC boss defined corruption as abuse of trust and political power for private gains, insisting that except all Nigerians join hands together in the fight against corruption; it will continue to thrive in the country.
Delivering the lecture, entitled “Combating corruption in Nigeria: Prospect, Challenges and Strategies”, he decried the art of plagiarism among lecturers, as well as falsification of records, sexual harassment, cultism, extortion, and false representation during accreditation in Nigerian universities.
Mr. Nta also disclosed that the commission depends majorly on information from petitions forwarded to it by members of the public for prosecution of suspects, adding that they have engaged in massive enlightenment campaign to sensitize the public on the evil of corruption to the society.
Earlier, Head of Department of Political Science, Osisioma Nwolise, had declared that corruption is wasting Nigeria’s resources and sentencing a large number of the citizenry to the harsh side of life.
He said corruption has reached the level that requires surgical operation.
“It has adopted a dimension at which it should be declared as crime against humanity and treated as such.
“Some loot our money and still spit on our faces and attend ceremonies in pride and pomposity. People who should bury their faces in shame talk so loudly and with so much impunity that they deafen the ears of our collective conscience”, Mr. Nwolise said.
http://premiumtimesng.com/news/119996-nigeria-lacks-will-to-fight-corruption-says-icpc-boss.html

honeyguy: did u check your bulk msg?

Can you paste your BBpin so I can receive the pics via it?
.....2A05C97A.....

Four BH gunmen dead, hideout demolished,ammunition recovered.
The gunmen (3 men, 1 woman) were killed on Wednesday in Sokoto after a raid at their hideout by a joint military and police team.
Briefing newsmen on the incident, Brig.-Gen. Mohammed Tasi'u, Commander, 1 Brigade, Nigerian Army, Sokoto, said several arrests were also made.
He said the security operatives raided the hideout of the suspects located along Line 'A', Alu Estate in Bado area of Sokoto.
According to him, several arms and ammunitions, cash, 10 handsets, a laptop computer and two vehicles were recovered.
Tasi'u, who declined to entertain questions from journalists, said the house had been demolished.
The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) learnt that the gunmen had engaged the security operatives in a gun battle from about 12 midnight to 9am.
Alhaji Shua'ibu Gambo, the Commissioner of Police in the state, had earlier confirmed the incidence, saying that the raid followed a tip-off.

Being a teacher my wife's dress sense is usually formal execept on Fridays when she goes for traditional wears.

Nigerian female rapper Adesola Adesimbo Idowu popularly called Weird MC is thanking God to be alive today after she recently escaped death from an angry military officer who threatened to kill her.

According to her, she spotted the military officer driving with his family on Lagos Ibadan Expressway and cautioned him to watch out because of his safety and that of his family.

And to her surprise, the military officer stopped, brought out a knife and threatened to kill her.

Weird MC said she had no option but to escape for her life.

“People can be very irate. I had to run for my life.” – Weird MC said

“The officer, he said, brought out a knife and threatened to kill her. She had to leave him and drive off.” – said an aide to Weird MC

more stories; www.--..com

South Africa's consul-general in China has been recalled after he was allegedly found wandering the streets unclad.
Lassy Chiwayo, a veteran politician who spent time in prison with Nelson Mandela, has had his contract in Shanghai terminated and is back in Pretoria.
The South African foreign office says he was recalled due to 'health reasons', but several newspapers have reported that Mr Chiwayo was found wandering unclad near his home three months ago.
According to Sunday World, his unclad walks were a regular occurrence.

Quote
A source said: 'He would disappear for days without trace and he would be found walking around unclad.'Mr Chiwayo was also reported to have assaulted South Africa's  Bheki Langa at an official function in Beijing.

The 44-year-old has denied he was recalled saying it is 'general practice' for envoys to be reassigned.
He dismissed the unclad wandering stories and insisted his relationship with Dr Langa was 'healthy and cordial'.

'All that you are saying is news to me,' he told the Sunday World. 'I don't have any health challenges that need intervention from the department.'

It is the latest in a series of misfortunes to hit Mr Chiwayo, an engaged father-of-three.
Last month, a fire gutted his home in Nelspruit in a suspected arson attack which destroyed a Porsche, a quad bike and £22,000-worth of Persian rugs.

Where are the pictures?

And guess what?The next person to be pardoned is Bode George...
(Reason: for promoting pdp in Lagos ah ah ah)

The man described as a spokesman for Osama Bin Laden has pleaded not guilty in New York to charges he helped plot the 9/11 attacks on the US. Sulaiman Abu Ghaith, 47, was turned over to US officials in Jordan within the last week after being deported from Turkey.

Mr Abu Ghaith who is a Kuwait preacher is Bin Laden's son-in-law. The decision to try him in civilian court has received stern criticism by Republicans.

They argue Mr Abu Ghaith should be sent to the US detention centre at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, to face a military tribunal.
Source: http://www.bubblews.com/news/302402-bin-laden-039aide039-sulaiman-abu-ghaith-pleads-not-guilty

Noca: Great information !

Thank you!

Flyboy Zee: Mr. Wale, Good work.
But, in as much as you try to make it look as if brand new cars in Naija are very cheap and that every auto dealer is scamming us. I will state categorically that you only quoted entry level orices for these autos which could be very misleading and deceitful.

For instance,
In 2009, we received 2 Toyota Prado SUVs, one was a TX model, while the other was a VX. The entry level GX (for which you quoted the price above) was sold for about N7m, while the TX was in excess of N11m and the VX was bought for over N14m all from Elizade Motors. I still have the vouchers and receipts till date. The entry level GX came standard with fabric seats, a boring dashboard, etc and was just basic. While the TX came with leather interior, 6 loader CD with better sound output, a more exciting dashy and so on. The VX came with heated leather seats, DVD player, sat nav, reverse cam and so on. Mind you that alloyed rims was standard for all models.

As for the Toyota Corolla, the entry level model was priced at about N2.6m thereabouts, while the luxury model was obtained at exactly N4.4m. I still have the delivery notes and receipts from Elizade motors. The entry level Corolla is basic with MT, steel rims, fabric seats, etc and felt very light when driven. While, the luxury model came with alloyed rims, push start, keyless forb, heated leather, AT and other pecks, it also felt heavier when driving.

Why am I saying all these?
A lot of people would read your thread and think that they have been scammed not knowing that each type of car comes in different trims and models as well as facilities, thus, making their prices different, at times even doubling that of the entry level model/trim.

My Advice:
Next time you are quoting prices of automobiles, please do remember to state the models/trim along with the prices as these would be a better guide for both aspiring and intending buyers.

All the same, thanks once again.

Noted sir! Thank you!

freedom@last:
Are these prices current as of today? Some of them seem low I.e the corrolla and the sonata.

Apparently,the prices are current.Presently,there are reductions in the prices also.

World Football governing body FIFA has written to the Nigerian Football Association over recent reports that lesbians are now banned from playing football there.

According to a statement by Dilichukwu Onyedinma, chair of the Nigeria Women Football League (NWFL).
"Any player associated with it will be disqualified."

While contravening FIFA's anti-discrimination policies, the situation is made more complicated since homosexuality is illegal in Nigeria.
Source: http://www.bubblews.com/news/298940-nigeria-039lesbian-football-ban039-reports-examined-by-fifa

remecy: Seems to me like a joke. Nice try.

More like a joke truly but it could happen...I believe,when in love,ladies could go to any length ooo

Billyonaire: I will wake up from the dream after reading the text.

Billyonaire I hail you o!

lecturerdabo: OLODO²

I intend to call him "omo ale jatijati"

lecturerdabo: U don't have a cutlass? come and borrow mine! heads must roll today

But it's not going to be funny o

greatgod2012: Yeeeee, very funny, na faint d papa go faint yakata........


On a serious note, i will just call d lady and ask her to read d sms for me, after reading it, i will ask her to go and bring d guy who impregnate her, when d guy arrive, i will ask d guy to read d sms and tell him how d sms got to me, after which i will ask d guy to tell me what exactly is in his mind towards all this yagayaga.


To be sincere, this kind situation requires wisdom, may God help us all.

I asked few friends this question and got funny answers.

He bought BB (60k) for his girlfriend & his mother doesn't have N100 air-time on her Nokia 3310 phone & he is among those saying "Happy Mother's Day to the BEST MUM".
What do you call him?

Please be honest to give an answer!
A girl of 24 mistakenly sent an sms to her father saying:
Sweetheart,I don't want to abort this pregnancy because it may damage my womb and don't forget this will be the 17th pregnancy I will abort for you. Don't worry I'm preparing my parent's food,I will poison them so we can acquire their properties and live fine. Love you dear!

Question: what will you do if you
were her father?

sholay2011: And why should it make front page? When it's quite obvious (even though it's better than pictures of Tonto dike or latest calender shoot of Chika Ike).

But I would still support greatgod dthat temperament plays its role. I'm quite Sanguine...and I talk quite well especially when advising somebody...and I talk sense!

It's alright Sholay2011

I found out these models and their prices and felt this thread may be useful to fellow NLders.Enjoy!

Prices of some Toyota cars

Toyota Land Cruiser SUV – N8,000,000
Toyota Prado SUV – N7.1 million
Toyota Corolla – N2.36 million
Toyota Camry – N5.88 million
Toyota Avensis – N4.25 million
Toyota Yaris – N2,200,000
Toyota Avanza – N4.25 million
Toyota RAV4 SUV – N5.56 million
Toyota Hilus Pickup – N3.0 million
Toyota Dyna Truck – N5.56 million
Toyota Previa – N7.15 million
Toyota Hiace Bus – N3.3 million
Toyota Coaster Bus – N7.65 million


Prices of some Peugeot Cars

Peugeot 206 hatchback (5-doors) – 2,098,950 NGN
Peugeot 207 hatchback (5-doors) – N2,639,250
Peugeot 307 hatchback (5-doors) – 2,639,250 NGN
Peugeot 307 Sedan – N3.215 million
Peugeot 307 Station wagon – N2,790,820
Peugeot 406 Salon – 3,450,240 Naira
Peugeot 407 coupe – N9,649,150
Peugeot 407 Salon – N5.250 million
Peugeot 407 Station Wagon – N5,530,855
Peugeot Partner Combi – 2,891,605 Naira
Peugeot 607 – N6,688,439
Peugeot G9 Expert Tepee – N5.53 million
Peugeot G9 Expert Van – N4.3 million
Peugeot Boxer Van – 4,830,895 Naira
Peugeot Partner Van A/C – 2,586,895 Naira
Prices of some Kia cars from Dana motors

Kia Picanto cars – N1.179 million
Kia Rio 1.4L cars – N1.602 million
Kia Carens 2.0L – N1.89 million
Kia K2700 truck – N1.89 million
Kia Cerato 1.6L – N2.16 million
Kia Optima 2.0 – N2.52 million
Kia Sportage – N2.7 million
Kia Sorento SUV 3.3L – N5.04 million
Kia Mohave SUV 3.8L – N5.94 million


Lease prices of some Toyota cars from Globe Motors

Toyota Land Cruiser – N213,673.78 monthly
Toyota Prado – N184,044.61 per month
Toyota Corolla – N72,254.55
Toyota Camry – N152,688.87
Toyota Avensis – N115,879.94
Toyota Yaris – N64,074.79
Toyota Avanza – N58,621.62
Toyota RAV4 – N136,329.34
Prices of some Hyundai cars from Stallion Motors

Hyundai i10 cars – N990,000
Hyundai Accent cars – N1,395,000
Hyundai Getz cars – N1,495,000
Hyundai Elantra cars – 1,881,000 Naira
Hyundai H-100 truck – N1,881,000
Hyundai Sonata – N2,295,000
Hyundai H-1 wagon – N2,499,000
Hyundai Tucson SUV – N2,695,000
Hyundai Santa Fe SUV – 3,699,000 Naira
Hyundai Azera – N4,995,000
Hyundai County Bus – N4,995,000
Hyundai Veracruz SUV – N6,995,000

Used Cars for Sale in Nigeria by Owner
Lease prices of some Hyundai cars from Stallion Motors

Hyundai i10 cars – N20,700 monthly
Hyundai Accent cars – N30,600
Hyundai Getz – N32,724
Hyundai Elantra – N41,166
Hyundai H-100 truck – N41,166
Hyundai Sonata – N50,220
Hyundai H-1 wagon – 54,693 Naira
Hyundai Tucson SUV – N58,950
Hyundai Santa Fe SUV – N80,955
Hyundai Azera – N109,323
Hyundai County Bus – 109,323 Naira
Hyundai Veracruz SUV – N153,090

Honestly I am enjoying the comments from all the ladies in this thread.I wish this post makes it to the FRONT PAGE to get more fantanstic replies.

slimyem: Why the need for the research when its already so obvious?
Generally speaking,women talk more..Its po po po po from morning till dawn.There's always something to yap about.
The few times men talk excessively are probably over green bottles.
Men who talk too much are not attractive.

@ Slimyem,abeg no turn this thin to joke jare.....