₦airaland Forum

bender79:
Mr obedience, I see that no body has ever pardoned you for doing wrong. Anyway, any day you do wrong may you never be forgiven and may your source of income be taken away. okpo!

See this one.. you can only be pardoned if you were ignorant of the offense you committed.
But if you’ve been hearing about a particular order and it’s consequences but the devil in you decide to flaunt it because you feel ‘Nothing go happen’.... then you have to be used as a scapegoat for others who might want to flaunt same orders.

Crystalmero:
If black man no see strong thing, he be dey take caution. Obedience is better than sacrifice, he even dey for bible. I support his action as this will send warning to other defaulters

Seconded.....
We Nigerians are very very stubborn, weeks before the lockdown wike has been telling us not to flaunt the lockdown orders but you know as Nigerian we believe in ‘Human rights bla bla’.. that is why the US has not been able to control the spread of the Corona Virus..
Yesterday when my next door neighbor drove out to where only him knew, not less than few minutes i could see him doing the fast and furious back home his children quickly open the gate for him.. since then he has been indoor, this morning i saw him and asked why he drove in like that , naso Bros begin dey tell me story of how he wanted to go out and see how people are observing the lockdown but he saw defaulters whose cars has been seized.
He said he managed to escape..

Kestolove:
When I had my first sex, d guy d1ck almost shift my womb..it was close to death for me..dat was wen I promise not to HV sex till my wedding nite

Kesto my love, where have you been... and who’s that guy that wants to kill you for me..

There’s is lady friend of mine i fondly call’Empress’ i never knew she was already in love with the name..
She told me her guy was angry because i call her Empress so I started calling her by her real name.
Weeks later she said if I can’t call her Empress that I should stop talking to her..
So I gave myself a little break, one rainy night i sent a beautiful message to her starting with ‘My dear ‘EMPRESS’......
I felt the joy in her when she called me back...

Egoveen:
If i wear that facemask make i hang,i better serve prison term than to be brainwashed into wearing that rubbish.

But you’re wearing a face mask naw....
Stop lying on yourself..

Some of this yeye ladies will just be acting like fools..
A guy you’ve never spoken to before sent you 150k just to start a conversation with you..
Now my question is how did he get your account details....
Sophie please next time make sure the connection cable between your brain and hand is well connected to each other.

Bros, no let devil use you ooo, because if you do wetin dey that your dirty mind and yawa kom gas,
The devil wey use you go deny you ooo...
Na that time you go know sey OYO is your case..
By the way, we no wan hear stories that touches the heart from you ooo..

Taeewo:
Chai, remembered wen it was my turn to cook during service year..

Immediately i put beans for fire,i add palm oil,maggi, ground pepper and salt..2 hours beans no soft,after like 3 hours i comot am for fire..

Samuel and Lucky shit wella dat day ehhh after eating..

They later teach me say the beans go soft before adding palm oil and dry pepper.

I guess you didn’t know how to use a pressure pot back then.lol...

Saifulah:
This is for those claiming he had died before yesterday. It is forbidden in Islam to keep the dead unburried.

In the state house statement, it said funeral arrangements will be announced. That will definitely be today but most likely low key burial.

If he dies, are we then immortal? hope for a good ending yourself rather than musing on that of others.

You’re talking in the nonsense, it reminds me of the late Gani Fawehinmi’s mother who was the iya adini of the muslim in the whole of Ondo State.
When she died, she wasn’t buried until a month or two after, as a matter of fact she was buried with a golden wood and transparent Glass top casket anchored by the late MIC..her burial was a state burial..
I want to believe some of the muslim laws are made for the poor..

bryce1:
Clean ride, but to spend 14.5M on a naija used car is a

I tire ooo... i would rather buy a Tokunbo 2010 Lexus GX 460 for 10M and upgrade it with 1.5M to a 2019 Model....
Nigerians can put price on cars sha....

Liveair:
The truth is 5G tech is a Trillion Dollar industry for future connected world, where the USA is losing a major market share to China.
So, they are employing western media to vilify China by starting with her largest player, HUAWEI.
Ask yourself, what has virus (micro organism) with wireless tech?
Which virus was associated with 4G and 3G, since wireless transmission now creates viruses?

Am sure its now clear to the world that Sadam Hussein had no weapons of mass destruction - the reason the USA gave for invading Iraq.

Blood of Jesus..!!!! Bro you took this words out of me... i was telling a neighbour of mine same thing but he was so adamant, and you know there’s a limit to how you can argue with someone who is not ready to listen to the truth.

Nija we hail thee!!!!!!..
Even Lie Mohammed will rather resign than to say what this driver is saying....
Out running an explosion of that Magnitude...
Even Usain bolt cannot outrun it...

Tudox05:
Fashion but it makes some man to arose as quick as anything.
I like it, I can pay for any girl that put it on

I thought i was the only one who loves waist beads...

EmekaBlue:
shut up abeg

na una dey give dem that over pride with this kind yeye talk

Ode... if dem born you well, go and try it..

That happened in Ghana not here in Nigeria...
You will slap a soldier in 9ja and run away even the bystanders sef go don die...

‘Masturbate for a living’���� how much is he being paid for masturbating..
If it’s lucrative, then i need your brother to coach me.�

That lady is black plenin short go make sense ooo...
But then that security lady caught my eyes.... natural curves....

ignis:
A whole state purchasing just two ambulances and a vehicle, and it is on the news. In fact front page of Nairaland

It would amaze you to hear the millions of naira spent on this minor project.

COVID 19 is a looting door opened for naija politicians.

Are they supposed to buy hundred of it.. or do you think they don’t have any other functioning ambulances in the state this ones are just to add up with what is on ground...

If only I could lay my hands on that bitch he’s sitting on.
I’m gonna stretch her legs....
I’m a biker, when i see a badass power bike, i know her strength....
That bitch is a beast on the road....
Weidone Sir.....

‘ I have no enemies to fight’.....GEJ
This statement is heavy for those who understands..

Ehn no big deal naw...... he should also be mistakenly jailed for life....

Leezah:
Choose. Your girlfriend has reason to feel the way she does and you know it.

Maybe.

2 out of 2 times I have ever been jealous of an ex boyfriend's friend (not with every ex boyfriend was this an issue) it was found out later that the female friend was indeed crushing on my boyfriend. Women unlike men tend to “read” people well, especially other women. When in love a woman's intuition especially tends to intensify. Then again so does her jealousy so this can be a tricky situation that requires some reflection and honesty with yourself and openness with your girlfriend.

Some of what made me feel jealous in these times was intuition, but some things I just simply understand by being a female myself and having many female friends. I knew certain subtle things females do when they like a guy and saw it. Even personally I crushed on guy friends before and some never suspected it. So it's definitely possible your girlfriend sees something you don't.

Anyways, aside from intuition and certain gestures i saw, I noticed that these 2 boyfriends would run to the female friend with all the problems we had as though she was his “refuge”. This is growing intimacy with your friend instead of your girlfriend and a BIG NO-NO. It would have been better that they went to an older and wiser man for counsel than to her.

Although you may go to your female friend for advice with other problems you should never ever come to her with relationship problems. Friends of the opposite shouldn't know all the intimate details of your relationship. As soon as you have a girlfriend this is the most immediate way in which your friendship to your friend should change. By you coming to her you are now showing her what sort of romantic partner you are and how “romantically compatible” you now are with her.

Women are weird. As soon as you deeply open up about these conditions of your heart, etc, we cant help but to at least wonder if we are romantically compatible especially since we come out the womb being relationship/love oriented. Unless you want your female friend trying to now question secretively if you and her are compatible its best you leave her in the dark about this “intimate” side of you or only expose this side of you when you are single. Also don't break up with your girlfriend and the next day run to your female about the issues. Especially in young love people break up then 2 months later are back together.

Overall allowing a female friend to see these aspects of you should be when you are single (via the title of being single and via emotionally being untied to anyone). Then and only then you should share your romantic/relationship characteristics with your opposite sexed friend and even then just know you are opening the strong possibility that this friend will now start qualifying and disqualifying you as a romantic partner.

If you want female advice then ask older women but maybe not your mom or those who would have too much bias and too easily take your side. Maybe Nairaland could be good however take every answer with a grain of salt including my own. Honestly relationships and determining what is acceptable and not acceptable is personal and takes personal reflection. You can't just take advice for everything.

I especially think in todays world with so many boys raised without fathers its not good to get all your relationship do's and don't from females. You shouldn't think like a female when dating a female. You should think like a man. For the most part men have to be more patient and giving in certain areas of relationships and women should be more patient in othe areas. Learning intimate relationships is not like learning to be politically correct or learning what's publicly proper. Although I do recommend reading relationship books from people who share your same vision of intimate relationships dating someone is the foundation in an intimate world you are creating and everyone is different in what they can accept or what they prefer. People's preferences in love ranges from the most traditional to the grotesque…

Meditate on what you want. Overall if this is a woman who fits every aspect of your vision of an intimate relationship than her opinion does matter. At the end of a day you and HER will be the main creators of a world between your walls and conforming to her in all aspects that's reasonably possible and vice versa is key in making a lasting relationship (keyword:reasonable).

Overall there are many questions you have to ask before you seek to end your friendship. In my own situation both of these boyfriends much later “confessed” that they deeply knew the female friend liked them since I first mentioned my jealousy but they thought it wasn't a big deal unless they fed into it. Personally I felt these were feeding into it (again men don't tend to know the world of female emotion as well). Can you honestly and I mean SINCERELY look at all the encounters with your female friend say that beyond a shadow of a doubt this friend has absolutely, and I mean absolutely has no crush on you? Honestly not even her having a boyfriend matters. Having a boyfriend doesn't stop one from having basic human desires towards another. In divorce courts we see this clearly, so of course in simply dating we can't deny this simple fact of life.

Anywho, despite my own experiences, at the end of the day I would not say it's the best solution to always cut off the female friend just because your girlfriend is jealous especially without considering these things I mentioned.

Many times we date just to date and practice a long term commitment.

Look at everything mentioned here, reflect, keep intimate problems away from opposite sexed friend, and determine your motivation in dating the woman you're with. Is she practice or is she the one?
Is she seeing something you don't or is it jealous?
Is it every female friend and interaction that makes her jealous or is it just this one friend?
Is not conforming to her in this way worth risking a lifetime of not having her by your side?
Many questions to ask before you take any action.

Wetin naaa....... you for kuku write textbook naa...
Ontop another person matter....

adelaja70:
Sanusi is the pro chancellor of LASU... Nobody dey asslick

Bros always confirm informations before putting it out there...
Sanusi is not the Pro Chancellor of Lasu, he is only being invited to chair the Convocation lectures..
I am Lasuite......

Fortuna2:
He has all it takes and even more to head an institution. Meanwhile, why should only 76 of 8,959 graduants be awarded a first class? That's less than 1%..very poor.

Did you graduate with a first class?

Sheuns:
Back then in IJ FGC Lagos, we used to scale fence at the back of JS1 hostel.
There was this night there was massive scaling. What we scaled mostly to do was buy bread, egg and noodles from one Mai Shai at Iyana Era.

This very night was my first time scaling, a friend asked me to help him get noodles and eggs on my way back. On getting there, I met quite a number of my colleagues waiting and eating already, we ignored each other sha, to avoid suspicion from people that we’re students. I sha waited till it was my turn, it was already very late when my turn reached, every other student had left, leaving just me and another friend that we went together, we bought our stuff and those of my friend in school.

Around 11:30 we left the Mai Shai to go back, my mind wan cut, what if dem catch us? I sha do strong mind dey bounce dey go on a lonely dark street. As we approached the point of entry (fence) I noticed broken bottles scattered on the ground and some slippers, I looked back and around; wetin happen for here, these things weren’t here before na. What that meant was Obtainers don chase guys o, Obatainers! Ah! If dem catch me lasan na gbege o.
Obtainers was a term we used to refer to local louts then (area boys), they can spot a student easily. We hastened our steps and got to the point, sharply in two steps I reached the top of the fence and jumped back in, i landed awkwardly and sprained my ankle, omo it’s better to break leg than get caught and expelled.

On entering we saw flashlights pointing towards our direction, we dodged in a nearby bush. When the coast was clear we went to our hostels; as we reach my friends were surprised to see me, I was like; “wetin happen”, they replied: “dem no catch you, they talk say dem don catch u na”, I said who, they replied “Obtainers “. I told them I saw signs of scuffles but I didn’t see any Obtainers. They made me realize that they chased some students and even caught some, some fought back but were overpowered.

That was my first but not my last. Boarding school was fun mhen. I enjoyed it wella.

See life oo... so you went to FGC Ijanikin..... that’s my alma mata

phrancys001:
Bros d moto has become PH specs no over high matter

Don’t mind him ooo, this one no Dubai anything.. na Singapore toyota.. you can browse it, and its also a converted car from right to left..
Singapore uses right hand...
Dubai uses the regular camrys...
He’s just trying to hype the car..