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Me doing backflips during long break.... especially when I see my crush coming....
My crime partners would signal me..
I was also the number one rule breaker that never got caught....
Probably because I have this innocent look even till now..

Conceptman:
Who remembers that code used in checking the IMEI

*#06#

I pity this guy, in his mind he might want to trend, which he got anyway..
But what if his University decides to teach him a hard lesson..
Even as a graduate your certificate can still be withdrawn from you..
We should all be careful of the things we do just because we want to trend...
He wants to trend but his university may not take it likely.....


Watch out for part two of his story.

I pity this guy, in his mind he might want to trend, which he got anyway..
But what if his University decides to teach him a hard lesson..
Even as a graduate your certificate can still be withdrawn from you..
We should all be careful of the things we do just because we want to trend...
He wants to trend but his university may not take it likely.....


Watch out for part two of his story...

falcon01:
going to the class of your crush and making friends with her class mates just to be going there every day

Joining a press club or Young farmers club for a girl

doing some Acrobatic move to impress your crush

Taking a Cane without flinching in front of the ladies in your class your homeboys be hailing you "commando"

those are awesome moments

Yeah..... the acrobatic one ehn....... that’s me....
I usually do backflips and no touching back then so I usually do about 10-15.. she go come dey look me like sey make she dey kiss me..

kestolove95:
Hoelosho

You nko...

kestolove95:
D poster wasn't painful

Kesto... you’re back again..... I thought you would have reset but i was wrong.....
How are you anyway...

I don’t understand ooooo.....it’s like he rented most of this machines abi how can you be buying only Gwagon...

BMaretraitors:
Congratulations Toyin!
This is not a racist post, i need advice pls.

It is no secret. Anyone that knows me know i'm totally against the idea of dating or mating with any man of African descent. I'm not attracted to them in anyway. I try to avoid any space that has a lot of black men because the sight of them repulses me especially the Nigerian ones. They are mentally lazy, weak and shortsighted. Whenever the look at me, i cringe because even though they would never have me the nurture the idea that they can. I see how their eyes burn in desire for me, ughh. How can they ever think that i would consider them a choice when they are just ugly copies of the real men in this world. They are no match. I know it. They know it. The whole world knows!


Today, i was shocked when my elder folks insisted i must marry my tribesman, which according to some means i should stop befriending non black men since that might spoil the whole plan of marrying within. I have not been my usual self since i heard this because i know my folks. They are tribal to a core and I would have been too but i lost my loyalty not just to my kinfolks but to my skin folks as well, after i learnt that we are all a lost cause because of the indiscipline and lack of loyalty of black men as a whole.


Dear Nairalanders, how do i convince my folks that i cannot end up with their choice for me. I can't tell them that i have self respect and a high taste in men because these seem selfish. What concrete reason can i give?

How dare you....
Why don’t you take your time to read what you’ve just vomited out from your stinking mouth, then ask yourself if you’ve made any sense that’s if you have a ‘functioning brain though’.... ..
BTW..What else do you offer apart from the falling or silicon boobs and your small or elastic pussy.....
You talk like an abandoned witch....

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korewande042@gmail.com

This ladies are damn stupid......
Now they are claiming ‘it’s a joke.’ What kinda joke is that..
If i was the one i will make sure they are been arrested.. just to know you don’t joke with somethings..

If Mayweather was a Nigerian EFCC go don arrest am sey na scammer..
Then Bad belle people will be like ‘Naso boxing dey sell.’..

If Mayweather was a Nigerian EFCC go don arrest am sey na scammer..
Then Bad belle people will be like ‘Naso boxing dey sell.’..

I work in a University and I understand the procedures.
The highest time an academic transcript should take is two weeks... that’s the practice here in LASU..
But if it exceeds that two weeks believe me the people who should work on it didn’t do it, probably because they want you to settle them because they know you will comeback.
Some of them were set up sometimes ago. They were caught they faced a disciplinary panel and were sacked.. since then the staffs are very careful because they don’t know who is who..

The thing is most of these beautiful ladies don’t know how to Bleep....
I once dated a very beautiful light skinned lady..my guys use to imagine how she will be driving me crazy in the oza room...they were wrong...
though i never told them... i will just smile..
Another one i dated too.. same .. i have always been lucky to date beautiful ladies...

So one day I decided to try one girl like that sha.. she no too fine oo just there...mhen!!! This girl sabi Bleep die... na me later run for my life before i now met another beautiful lady who’s now my wife..

OKUCHI11:
I like how they maintain their culture.... but if it is Africa.. they would have tagged it as ancestral bondage

Wanted to say same... but wailers will come for my head....

Kill him....

Any GIG or Cross Country motor park will give you full details.....

And you all actually believe this.........
Aunty kemi’s report for that matter....

Bewiseedet:
Big men with health issues.

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And some idiots will come and tell us that money can buy happiness....
Though I don’t blame them because they don’t know what happiness is all about..

Oga oluwadamilare.... abeg which one be powerful engine swift!!....,,
It makes it sound like you’re a scammer ..
engine na engine....

Abi na Gwagon engine your cars they get...

KingAzubuike:
Temper justice with mercy. Give this young man another chance at life.

That’s a good reasoning so far your beautiful sister will be his next victim..

1Sharon:
Your response is expected. You don't have an answer.

That’s because there’s no explanation to give to someone who has never seen the otherside of life...
So whatever you say doesn’t make any sense to them.
Have a blessed day..

1Sharon:
How did you know he was attacked with ofa ? Do you have proof?

What did the doctors say was wrong with him?

Hope you know the healthcare in Nigeria is poor. Ppl die needlessly.

If you have older people around you please try and ask them...
If they are not people like you, am sure they will enlighten you more on what is called.. ‘Ofa’... or better say ‘Ota’ (spiritual bullet)..

Buhari5:





I still wonder why the atheists still hold on to the fact that there's nothing like supernatural. Can we call these coincidence now ?

If you're an atheist. I suggest you should better wise up and hold on to your creator the more

They will simply tell you it’s just a mere coincidence...
I have a bro you always believe that there is nothing like ‘Aye’ (evilworld)...if you know what i mean....
Am sure he must have said it somewhere and they decided to show him ‘Aye’..
He was attacked with spiritual arrow the one yourba’s call ‘Ofa’..... he was still forming ‘educated modern world’ he was told not to treat himself in the hospital but the refused and that took a drastic turn.. he almost died if not for the timely intervention of our grandpa who treated him in the orthodox way....
After he was fully recovered no one told him there is ‘Aye’......he was like ‘’ Ah!!! Aye get mi...

This is the what i call a beautiful family...
Not littering everywhere with kids...

Minimum of one, maximum of two.....

Nino makanaki.......... beautiful family... see as wifey fine... no tattoos on her
His daughter is a replica of him
Son... another nino in the making.....

Before now, a good Man must have approached her for her hand in marriage but she declined probably he’ Boring or he doesn’t have enough money or might have seen him as a Maga..
So she settled for the ‘Bad guy’.....
Now she’s crying out....na she sabi
Or what do i even know sef.....

This people are also doing ‘Omo onile’ or should i say ‘Omo Oni Bridge ‘..........
What do i even know..

This is what i call ‘AFOJUDI’

pocohantas:
It has been years na and you say you are doing well. I don't know of any job that is open to First class and not to 2.1. So, it isn't so bad.

I remember when I was looking for my "first job", there was this nearly first-class guy that had his statement of result alongside a printed copy of its breakdown (lets call it a transcript). It reeked of pride and the HR just tore it off.



I understand how painful it can be, but years later when people have moved on from first degrees- one shouldn't be hanging on to such.

What that guy tore off is called a ‘Student copy’ Students or Graduates don’t and will never have direct Access to their transcripts.

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Is that a waist bead am seeing on her.....
Mhen that thing they always turn me on......