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TeamSimple:
Have been seeing children of the wealthy go to church with their tablets instead of the bible, does it mean the Bible is meant for selected people?

we re talking about Hijab, going to church with a tablet is something of a choice and not forced on the individual like the hijab is being forced on only the poor Muslim women.......

This Aisha Buhari in America must be the highest con artist known on earth ooo, how come someone who is just a normal Aisha Buhari has connection to personalities like Atiku, Jefferson and Halliburton. Something is fishy somewhere, somebody is lying and I can't fathom who is that.....

There is something that amuses me about this hijab issue. I ve been seeing pictures of prominent Muslim women in Nigeria like Buhari's daughter, I have never sighted one wearing a hijab, does it mean that this hijab is for selected Muslim women.

Freewill in man is like a two pronged fork. Either one a man chooses has a predetermied end which God knows.
God who is omnipresent already knows where a man would end up by the choices he makes everyday in life.
It's not as if God already knows you will sin, but he has given man the free will to choose between evil and good.

This is the new trend of locking up tomatoes shops to avoid stories that touch......

hmmm, so she escaped with the suspected husband, maybe they went to fetch the firewood together.......
Akuko Mike Ejeaha......

wooow. I love mathematics so much. Can virtually relate with most of the equations.

Atmmachine:
I'bu ike okuko

ya diri gi na mma Nwa aba ibe m....

falseman:
Efulefu. I'm 100% sure you were born in Lagos

My papa tell me say I be igbo, that's their way,really Efulefu

I swear this is the funniest thread i ever came across on NL.

Ejim uche na agbako udi ihe na aga n'obi ndi ofe mmanu.
Asusu igbo amaka.

Is this the same El Rufai that blamed GEJ last year for committing genocide against this Shitte leader.............



Nasir Ahmad El-Rufai
‏@elrufai

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I am interested....

.....I saw when the Ipob members walked through.
I must confess.....I have never witnessed such massive movement .
I think the FG should sit up and look into ways to tackle this issue before it gets out of hand.

No rich gang keeps a broke nigga.....




#word

I call her Babim, Omuma Asa Ahu, Elewe Eje oru, Apuna Anwu, Elewe Ukwu, Asa nwa, Ukwu nwanyi oma.
She is the most beautiful lady i have ever seen.............

I personally hate it when some people write "ibo" instead of IGBO, there is nothing like ibo.......its IGBO.

Where a child is crying and pointing.......either d father or d mother is there!!

A word is enough 4 the wise.

All MODs should do a reality-check.

If as a MOD more than 4 members complained bitterly about you, something must be wrong.

These pictures are real and they represent the current situation here in Aba. The first picture is of No1 Ngwa road by Asa Road, while the second picture is of cemetery market. Aba is in a very sorry deplorable state.

AMEN!!!!

For those who think guys re being insecure when their gf doesn't pick their calls should pray never to witness a scene where a girl is grinding on top of a d*ck n saying "i love you" to another guy, if u witness such, u will get paranoid when ѱя gf doesn't pick up her Fone for no plausible reason.

The Less You Know, The More You Make

"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People."

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.

As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time

Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money

It follows that:
Knowledge = Work/Money.

Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Conclusion:
The less you know,the more you make

Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with
grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the
least accessible corner.

Law of probability:
The probability of being watched is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get
a busy signal.

Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work
because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat
tire.

Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one
you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works
every time)

Bath Theorem:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the
telephone will ring.

Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you
know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a
machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.

Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee,
someone will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is
cold.

Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets:
The chances of an open-faced jelly
sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to
the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Location:
No matter where you go, there you are.

Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you don't know
what you are talking about.

I have being thinking about this, why was it easy for JTF to flush out and stop the activities of kidnappers and militants in Aba but find it hard to stop the activities of Boko harem. There is something fishy in this.

i need the electronic gmat, will be happy if u can send it to me.Thanks in advance.