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Repteam: #Perv Alert!!!

I want to get into a shower with you, how does that make me a perv?

I'll be gentle I promise

Fantasywrita: I don't get y u guys call me a perv. I wasn't peeping. We stay upstairs and our bathroom is adjacent to our bedrooms so once someone enter u will definitely know + their voices could be heard. And we have a running water so 'managing water' is not an excuse.

Well next time, just wait till they are done, then walk up to their door and knock.

Say "Excuse me, hi, I'm one of your neighbors, name's fantasywrita. Please don't take this the wrong way, I was just wondering, why are you gals always taking showers together?"

"I don't know, but I hope you've heard what our constitution says about that kinda stuff? If anyone of you needs help in the shower, I'm right next door, just holler and I'll be glad to help."

"Please I am a patriotic citizen, and I am bound by law to report crimes, so if I hear you gals sharing showertime again, I have no choice but to call the police."

"I sure hope it doesn't come to that, when such an easier alternative is available - me! Next time just call me, don't go sharing showers again or you leave me no choice..."

You neva kno wat mit hapen

Q1 Employee: Hourly pay (Can stretch one simple task into hours to earn more pay)
Employer: Monthly Salary (Can overuse/overstress the employee anyhow he likes and still pay the same thing)

Q2 Monthly salary, with a set quota of productivity to meet before pay. Some companies call them KPI's - key performance indices

Q3 Hourly pay, you have a measure of control over how much you earn and cannot be overworked and underpaid.

Pinkytracy: do you mind joining us take shower?

Forget the little perv of an op, I'm in.

I'll bring the soap

Warrisrongwirrit?

And how the hell did you "discover" them bathing together you little peeping-tom?

GSKing: yeh! me too, first result too, an A. Acc101

Thumbz up 2 u gaiz

Keep up the good work

ninovandross: omo na wa oh bro am not sideing wif her but shey na every girl must sleep with lecturer b4 she go b 5pointer

No, but my spider-sense tells me ATMC did...

And the way she's been screamin' 'nd cursin' - guilty conscience ni

pweedyuz: Wen he cums back from wereva he went to nd starts singing *i feel gud...talalalalalala ...

1000+ likes

Dearie if ur BF ever does that, u berra start running 4 ur lyf...

Dat 1 no be cheatin'

D guy don go smoke weed O

If he's careless, easy

If he's sneaky, may take some work

If he's me, not a chance

Gooci: Y yu sef go de date for yur first year... D babe try shha, she carry best grade nd worst grade gv yu

Mehn, truth be told, twaz mostly due to peer pressure.

Mixed up with the wrong crowd in my first year, and they all had 1 or more girlfriends, so in order to measure up, I polished my game and became a world-class player(Real madrid almost sign me sef )

After my second year and a grand total of 5 F's, no be pesin tell me...

Anyway, d particular girl I was referring to try fyn sha...

benbuks: your worst enemy could be your best wife you know .( lolz. i mean friend )

So in conclusion, we should get married because we are both arguing on an online forum whether or not she paid off her lecturer(s) in "kind" to get a 5.0 GP in her semis, abi?

Your logic is flawless, but I think I'll pass...

benbuks: chairman free this my sister na ..

abi u lyk cam ni....??

Mak she first confess all d araha wey she do get 5.0 GP 4 her semis

Lyk am ni? Wetin we go call dat 1? Love at first post?

Abi, u no c all d insot she de scarra per second per second?

Ok O.

ATMC: the ogodo should yochie ur mouth there. mtscheeew.

You're still mouthing off?

**gets his cane**

Oya, come here NOW!...

ATMC: Ewu!

Bia, nwanyi a, o ichie di ka m ka e n'akpari?

A ga m amachikwa gi nti

Nwata bulie nna ya elu, ogodo ayochie ya anya...

ATMC: What is wrong with yhu? Onuku!

Swear by Amadioha that you didn't do it

Decibel: FIFA will know.

Nigeria will suspend NFF

FIFA will suspend Nigeria

Nigeria will suspend financial support for FIFA's local branch

Nigeria will then reinstate NFF

FIFA will then reinstate Nigera

NFF will then reinstate corruption

Business will continue as usual

ATMC: Hey fishbrains I said I made 5.0 G.P in my semi finals meaning I had all 'A's in all the departmental courses I wrote then, Is it a big deal? I know someone who had one B throughout her stay in the uni, so?

Emphasis on her

All dis lecturers you people are sharing in hotel rooms...

Diaris God O!

lagbaja: 40 squares

Quarter size 8
1by1 size 18
2by2 size 9
3 by 3 size 4
4 by 4 size 1

Change ur mind again? Lolz

Anyway, I see it now, I missed the 3X3

Choi! All that gold!

If na naija sef, na d whole tin 4 disapia...

APC go se na GEJ

PDP go se na APC

GEJ go se "we r setin up a comittee to look into d mata"

Asari Dokubo go se na Boko haram

Buhari go se na Asari Dokubo

Arewa go se na ohaneze

Ohaneze go se na Oodua

Tinubu go se na FG

FG go se na "cabal"

Abubakar Shekau go cum finally claim se na Boko Haram kidnap am, se e de 4 inside sambisa

PEJ go se Diaris Jesus O!

US go cum send drones and Isha Sesay

lagbaja: 36 squares

Quarter size 8
1by1 size 18
2by2 size 9
3 by 3 size 4
4 by 4 size 1

Change ur mind from 40?

How u take see 2X2 size as 13 before?

Quelme: O boy! My own na gobe. My very first result back then MTH 101 was, if i hear am capital "F". But i never had a "F" again till i graduated... All the pharm, anatomy and physiology et al, i demolitioned them without mercy...

With english like @bolded, how much did you "settle" in order to pass general english studies?

Jus kiddin' O!

35

Am I right?

Oh, forgot the biggest square

36

C'mon darling, gist us. Nothing to fear, this is afterall a faceless forum.

#truthordare

ATMC: Yhu geh badt mynd no be small#choi!

How did you manage to sleep with that many lecturers?

#umustb1rilistronggal

ATMC: lmao! its true na...I had all A's in my semi finals. #yhuthinkIamyhu? huh?

5.0 GPwetin?

Aya do d needful #picsoradonbilivdisshit

ATMC: Lmao! @op y digging the past?
Well, the first result I saw in UNN was A(phy101), we were just 2 that had 'A', it was a good feeling Then after a while, I saw Bio 151 and it was lol (u guessed right) 'F', lmao! I was shocked...though it was the only F in my first year, it wasn't the only F lol...it was in uni that I had an F for the first time in my life lol but I conquered them all...all those outside courses...hehehe esp chem232 ff by CS201...Shaa, the whole carry over thing stopped in my second yr. Then my semi finals result was the best of all my results...5.0 G.P;-D...Carry over baaaaaad

Wait o, lemme get this straight, you guys are married and he wants to have a fling and he told you to your face and you did not slap the y-chromosome outta him?

You must be an exceptionally nice person.

What is he looking for in those other girls that you don't have? If he feels you are not good enough for him, he can do one...

Had my first A in second semester first year, 'twaz "computer appreciation" so I was like warreva, piece of cake

Had my first F in the same semester and I was like "Choi! Jennifer* don finish me O!!"

I started thinking of breakup tactics

*not her real name

SMH for all of ya. Damning indictment of the pitiable education system in nigeria.

Time travel will only be possible if superluminal (faster-than-light) particles exist.

Time travel/time dilation does occur and has been observed in muons which reach a speed of 0.99c, but it is nothing like the crap fantasy you are fed in movies.

If we can discover superluminal particles and a way to harness their speed, the best we can even hope for is being able to transmit encoded information through time.

Human beings? Nah.

Imagine if somebody accelerated you to speeds greater than the speed of light

And I saw somebody talking about time travel through wormholes. Do you even have any idea what warmholes are?

seunlayi: I don't think they are Muslim and if they happened to be, then this country is infected

Well according to them they where given the mandate to maim and kill innocent people by "Allah".

What?

Seun oya use some of those monies you have been making off us to throw a kick-azz birthday party, we wan groove abeg

As you increase in years may God subtract an equivalent amount times 10 from the lives of those dolts who hacked our favourite online muster point.

HBD!!! And best wishes.