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 Politics › Re: BIZZARE:22 Notable Qoutes Of APC Leaders by watchthisposter(m): 9:49am On Dec 21, 2014 |
Jswags, why you de work on a sunday, PDP don begin pay overtime?  Abeg close that laptop make we go church abeg. No be only you de work for that our branch  2 Likes |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Possible For A Born Again Xtian To Bcom A Successful Lawyer? by watchthisposter(m): 9:42am On Dec 21, 2014 |
Well I know of a pastor who is also a lawyer. He says he only accepts cases where he beleives the person is innocent. Anyway I think as a lawyer if your client comes to you with a bunch of lies and provides his evidence to corroborate that and you repeat his lies in court, you have only spoken the truth to the best of your knowledge. Your client is the one lying. 17 Likes |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Does Where One Sits In Church Have Any Effect At All? by watchthisposter(m): 9:35am On Dec 21, 2014 |
I must confess I often try to sit near pretty gals in church. That's what determines where i sit  |
| Forum Games › Re: How Many Match Sticks Are There In The Picture Below by watchthisposter(m): 3:52pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
9 matchsticks Do I win something? I'll take a hug. |
| Family › Re: The Best State To Raise Ones Kids by watchthisposter(m): 7:53am On Dec 13, 2014 |
Ajegunle 1 Like 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: What Is The Purpose Or Benefits Of Having A Girlfriend Or Boyfriend? by watchthisposter(m): 6:04pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
AfricanApple:Lol  I have to first pay your bride price first? The way it works is you say YES, then bride price... BTW how much is the bride price? I'll be willing to pay up front if you agree that I can pre-test the goods first, with a full refund if I am not satisfied  |
| Romance › Re: What Is The Purpose Or Benefits Of Having A Girlfriend Or Boyfriend? by watchthisposter(m): 4:42pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
AfricanApple:Marry me.  |
| Politics › Re: OPINION: 10 Reasons Nigerians Should Re-elect Jonathan In 2015 by watchthisposter(m): 8:38am On Dec 12, 2014*. Modified: 9:18am On Dec 12, 2014 |
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| Culture › Re: FG Recovers 45 Stolen Artefacts From The U.S. by watchthisposter(m): 7:52am On Dec 12, 2014 |
Issokay 1 Like |
| Nairaland General › Re: Stammering: Is There A Cure??? by watchthisposter(m): 7:51am On Dec 12, 2014 |
Well there's this thing they say that if you give a stammerer the slime from a snail to drink it will cure his stammering. It's not NAFDAC approved so attempt at youd own risk.  |
| Romance › Re: What Is The Purpose Or Benefits Of Having A Girlfriend Or Boyfriend? by watchthisposter(m): 7:09am On Dec 12, 2014 |
WAEC 2014 RELATIONSHIP STUDIES PAPER TYPE C QUESTION 1 What are the purpose or benefits of even having a girlfriend or boyfriend? Don't tell me that one benefit is sex cos i can pay and have the same sex with a prostitute and we go our separate ways. Isn't it better to remain alone without the problems of a girlfriend or boyfriend till u are ready for marriage? Why do people have girlfriend or boyfriend? ANSWER 1. Sex with lower risk of STDs 2. ATM (girls) 3. Pretty gal to show off (if she fyn sha) 4. Rich boyfriend to show off (if he geh moni) 5. Marriage praticals, tutorials and rehersals before the main event 6. Somebody who'd be there for you to help during difficult challenges 7. Somebody to play with, laugh with and have fun with, and sometimes prank 8. Measuring up. You no wan cari last wen all ur friends get girlfriends finish. 7 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Buhari Running Mate Is.... by watchthisposter(m): 7:05am On Dec 12, 2014 |
Amaechi? Hmmm If they lose Aso rock and Rivers state at the same time, i pity Amaechi O Madam PEJ go end the guy career 1 Like |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Halliburton Associate Field Professional-integrated Cased Hole by watchthisposter(op): 11:53pm On Dec 10, 2014 |
Halliburton.jobs Job Title: Associate Field Professional-Integrated Cased Hole Requisition: 00278002 Job Details Why Halliburton? How about global opportunities, interesting work within small cohesive teams, extensive training, and the opportunity to take your career wherever you want it to GO, with all the support and stability of a truly global organization. With more than 72,000 employees in approximately 80 countries, Halliburton is one of the largest and most respected energy services companies in the industry. Since 1919, our customers have relied on our industry-leading technologies, scientific expertise and, most importantly, our knowledgeable and experienced professionals to help them meet the world's demand for energy. Whether you are a new graduate seeking your first job, or an experienced professional looking to make a career change, we have fantastic opportunities across our organization. Are you ready to GO? Under direct supervision, assists in the preparation and execution of Slickline, Tubing Conveyed Perforating (TCP) or in general, Integrated Cased Hole (ICH) services. This is the entry level position for this discipline and will train directly under the supervision of a Performance Development Coordinator (PDC) or a competent Field Professional assigned by the PDC to gain knowledge in ICH operations. Responsible for safely learning Service Operator and Field Professional#s duties for equipment preparation and job execution at the well site. Adheres and complies with Company#s Health, Safety, and Environmental (HSE) standards, practices and guidelines. Completion of an undergraduate degree in Technology preferred or an equivalent combination of education and experience sufficient to successfully perform the essential functions of the job. Halliburton is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Location (W002) NL Port Harcourt NG Plot 158, Trans Amadi Layout Port Harcourt, RIV Miscellaneous Information Contract Type: Regular Working Time: Full-time Internal Job Title: LI33-ESG-Field Prof-ICH, Assoc Reference Code: NB00278002_EXT_000 Start Date: 12/10/2014 Compensation Information Compensation is competitive and commensurate with experience. https://erecruiting.halliburton.jobs/sap/bc/webdynpro/sap/hrrcf_a_posting_apply_ext? |
| Politics › Re: Heartbreaking Last Words Of The Iranian Woman Hanged For Killing Her R*pist by watchthisposter(m): 8:23am On Oct 31, 2014 |
Chai! |
| Politics › Re: President Goodluck Jonathan Starts His Presidential Campaign With Bag Of Rice! by watchthisposter(m): 7:29am On Oct 31, 2014 |
mrofficial:New Food for all by 2015 policy. |
| Politics › Re: President Goodluck Jonathan Starts His Presidential Campaign With Bag Of Rice! by watchthisposter(m): 7:24am On Oct 31, 2014 |
Ihe ojo gba afo, o wuru omenala... Anyway, my people my people, is the rice free? Make ah goh kolet mah own shia fes. I honestly don't know what makes our politicians think they can buy our votes for rice  |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Help Me Interpret My Dream by watchthisposter(m): 7:14am On Oct 31, 2014 |
This is an interesting dream, with a really really deep message in it. Not everybody may be able to see the underlying embedded message the universe is sending you, but today is your lucky day! I have more than 8 years experience in interpreting dreams and since you seem really in need of the interpretation, I am more than willing to help. Take note of the important elements of the dream: a spinning ringed moon in the east, an airplane from kenya, getting hit by falling stars and meteors, headstands - all in a single dream! The subjective interactions between these elements in your dream can be interpreted thus; The Universe is sending you a profound message - rush to the nearest pharmacy and purchase Maladox any other ACT antimalarial combo! No 4get 2 chk d expiry date |
| Science/Technology › Re: Nasa Confirms Earth Will Experience 6 Days Of Total Darkness In December 2014 by watchthisposter(m): 6:56am On Oct 31, 2014 |
Bros that is like a really really old hoax. SMH |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Final Free Dragnet GSE Past Questions And Answers ( Old And New Package) by watchthisposter(m): 5:05am On Oct 16, 2014 |
Anyone who has the Dragnet GSE past question should please send to sleonstyle@yahoo.com... You will be saving a life. Thanks in advance. |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Shell Graduate Recruitment 2014 by watchthisposter(m): 4:55am On Oct 14, 2014*. Modified: 5:16am On Oct 14, 2014 |
dest4real: Am sorry if my frequent response to question (s) on this trend got you upset!C'mon, you've been an invaluable resource on this https://i1372.photobucket.com/albums/ag349/watchthisposter/Nairaland/pls_zps3bcd36e1.jpg We go buy you lacasera... 3 Likes |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Shell Graduate Recruitment 2014 by watchthisposter(m): 5:42am On Oct 13, 2014 |
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Shell Graduate Recruitment 2014 by watchthisposter(m): 8:37pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
mcpat:I'm no blabber 1 Like |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Shell Graduate Recruitment 2014 by watchthisposter(m): 4:04pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
tolutweety:Must we post? There is a reason they call us "The Silent Majority" 1 Like |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Shell Graduate Recruitment 2014 by watchthisposter(m): 2:05pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
dest4real:Would it be possible to edit your application to attach your transcript? |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Newly-found Document Holds Eyewitness Account Of Jesus Performing Miracle - See by watchthisposter(m): 10:41am On Oct 08, 2014 |
DonXavi:Oga Xavi, the story is a hoax, like I've already pointed out 1 Like |
| Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Categories Of People You Find In Church by watchthisposter(m): 10:00am On Oct 08, 2014*. Modified: 10:37am On Oct 08, 2014 |
The starers: Everytime you swivel your look in their direction, you will catch them staring at you, then they'll quickly look away. Can get quite creepy. The mighty prophets: Once prayer starts 5mins they start screaming YEEEE! YEEEEEEEEE! Roll on the ground and start prophesying. Dunno if it's real but most churches actively discourage it. The clubbers: They come to church for one purpose only - to dance! Once it's praise time you go see dem de display all the azonto and skelewu. Once praise ends they'll either sneak outside or promptly fall asleep The connection guys: They come to church and try to sit near the big men to lick some serious boot The stubborn folks: Usher says sit here, they ignore him and sit wherever they wish. Pastor says stand up for prayer, they sit down. Pastor says turn to your neighbor and say neighbor, Jesus loves you, them go jus fold hands, bone face ignore everybody Sleep virus: Sleep is contagious. These people act as the viruses that initiate sleep in the various sections of the church. Once they start, b4 you know the person wey de next to dem go catch am and so on until the whole church go off Seducing spirits: These are always gals They will deliberately wear a very short mini skirt come sidon next to you. Na so their fine yellow laps go de show (sometimes even their panties if they are sitting oppsite you ) Pesin no go fit concentrate on the word.When it is time for praises, others will be dancing and shaking other parts of their body, their own na to shake ukwu. Sometimes sef they will run to the front of the church and be shaking the thing there! Na dis 1 de vex me pass Arranged Marriage committee: Often mothers, sometimes fathers. These ones target the pretty well behaved gals or the handsome respectable guys and try to marry them to their sons/daughters. I took my cousin to my church once, after church I couldn't find her. Later I found her with one big ice cream scoop in her hand. I was like where you buy the ice cream? Buy for me na. She was like one woman met her right after church and took her to her car and started telling her that she was very beautiful and that she wanted her son to marry her. She said as the woman was talking she was just nodding obediently, then at the end the woman bought her the ice cream Suffice it to say she never followed me to church again |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Newly-found Document Holds Eyewitness Account Of Jesus Performing Miracle - See by watchthisposter(m): 9:45am On Oct 08, 2014 |
[size=15pt]No, Nobody's Discovered a New Eyewitness Account of Jesus' Miracles[/size]Source: www.relevantmagazine.com/slices/no-nobodys-discovered-new-eyewitness-account-jesus-miracles Sorry to bust your bubble op. Please research your source first next time. 1 Like |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Newly-found Document Holds Eyewitness Account Of Jesus Performing Miracle - See by watchthisposter(m): 9:33am On Oct 08, 2014 |
Anyway, wey our atheists in the house, make una cum let's get this party hot... **buys sugarcane and relaxes in a good spot** |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Newly-found Document Holds Eyewitness Account Of Jesus Performing Miracle - See by watchthisposter(m): 9:30am On Oct 08, 2014 |
^^^^^^ Oga edu, what does your post have to do with the topic? You no sabi create your own thread? Mods abeg do d needful |
| Education › Re: Ten Types Of Student In Schools by watchthisposter(m): 7:30am On Oct 08, 2014 |
The bookworm: Has a library in his room, and still spends the entire day in the library Runzgirl: Leaves by 8PM every night Kiss-a$$: Always following lecturers around, carrying their books and doing errands for them in hope of a few extra marks Copy-copy: Don't sit anywhere near him Only shows up on exam day: You never see him/her. You are not even sure if he is part of your class abi na machinery Fashion challenge: Latest hair, clothes and shoes/accesories designed to make everyone jealous The inexplicable: Typically a guy, a very unserious student that somehow always manages to perform brilliantly. He never reads, rarely comes to class or sits at the back whenever he does come and yet often performs among the top 10/5 The how-did-he/she-pass-jamb?: Can't do the simplest arithmetic, has trouble reading and writing simple english, yet somehow is in final year studying engineering in a federal university |
