Politics › Re: Rifle Mishap Rattles Presidential Guards by watchthisposter(m): 7:17am On Jan 16, 2015 |
Mehn deh suppose giv sharia court koboko make them whip dah soldier like 300 lashes E wan giv Oga Jona heart attack for dis kain critical period?  |
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Can’t Meet Up To My Demands, How Can I Dump Him? by watchthisposter(m): 7:06pm On Jan 15, 2015 |
VANYCUTIE: MY DEAR IF HE IS NOT UR TYPE,BETA DUMP HIM NOW COS IT HAPENED TO ME AND ITS SUMTIN I WIL FOREVA LIVE TO REGRET.NEVA MARRY OUT OF PITY DAT HE TRAINED U.ANYODA MAN KULD HAV DONE DAT Anyother man could have done that? You must really have a high opinion of yourself. Anyother man could also have taken advantage of your ignorance and naïveté, and used and dumped you like a rag |
Nairaland General › Re: ''We Use Our Own Money To Buy Our Uniforms'' - Nigerian Soldier On CNN by watchthisposter(m): 7:03pm On Jan 15, 2015 |
Unpatriotic attention whores
So you are basically saying that in a war, if your enemy has marginally better weapons than you, you run away abi?
The Biafran soldiers who gallantly fought for 3yrs+ spit on you
The Americans who defended the Alamo spit on you |
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Can’t Meet Up To My Demands, How Can I Dump Him? by watchthisposter(m): 6:49pm On Jan 15, 2015*. Modified: 7:09pm On Jan 15, 2015 |
Well I blame the guy, he paid to upgrade you enough that you now see yourself as out of his league
Uncivilized she-goat
How about you repay the monies he paid to train you and he repays all the "sex" back to you? |
Nairaland General › Re: President Jonathan Touches Down In Maiduguri In Suprise Visit by watchthisposter(m): 6:44pm On Jan 15, 2015 |
**In Ojukwu's voice**
Good morning Mr President
Na now day de break for your eye |
Celebrities › Re: BTW Two Obama Daughters..which One Is More Sexy Than(pics) by watchthisposter(m): 6:59am On Jan 14, 2015 |
rexkexmilan: & What exactly are you saying? Hehehehehehehe  |
Romance › Re: What Really Is The True Defination Of A Virgin. by watchthisposter(m): 6:45am On Jan 14, 2015 |
sheddyboy: we are team #nosextillaftermarriage# No sex, only masturbation till after marriage abi? Makes plenty sense  Maybe it really is true what they say about virginity not being dignity but a pathetic lack of opportunity  |
Family › Re: Should A Wife Know How Much Is Her Husband's Salary? by watchthisposter(m): 8:52pm On Jan 13, 2015 |
Unless you want to breed distrust in your marriage - YESSS!! The downside is she would nag you over and over about what you use the money for. Like me ma  |
Romance › Re: The Real 10 facts About Guys That Girls Don't Know!. So Girls Please Read This * by watchthisposter(m): 8:40pm On Jan 13, 2015 |
Henrybright: 1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls. 2. Guys hate flirts. 3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards. 4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is. 5. “Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering. 6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics. 8. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile. 9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention. 10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
There are more but have this for now... let me know if you need the next 10 facts |
Celebrities › Re: BTW Two Obama Daughters..which One Is More Sexy Than(pics) by watchthisposter(m): 8:37pm On Jan 13, 2015 |
One's legs are open, the other one's legs are tightly closed  Watchthisposter's mind is made up  |
Romance › Re: What Really Is The True Defination Of A Virgin. by watchthisposter(m): 8:34pm On Jan 13, 2015 |
sheddyboy: Who is a virgin? hardly for you to see a guy who has never been to women's inner room before and yet do not masturbate, most of we virgins are chronic masturbators, so, if i have not known any woman or man before but masturbates am i still a virgin? Then why are you guys still virgins? What are you still waiting for? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Ever Happened To You? (Weird Coincidences, Synchronicity, Law Of Attraction). by watchthisposter(m): 2:28am On Jan 10, 2015 |
ayocool: This happens to me till date.. Sometimes when am somewhere or doing something. Could be just about anything or event, I'll just feel av been in that moment, situation, scene or environment before. The faces and things i see wont just be new to me.. There is always an unusual feeling of the body during this time. What i do usually is i try to close my eyes and think if maybe it was in a dream or how come things seems to be repeating, I would get short flash backs that i dont even understand but similar to the present. Whatever i can pick from there, i do it reality. If i see myself leaving a certain place in the flashback, I will immediately get out of where i am. Or from the flashbacks I will just know if someone am meeting is up to evil or good Chisos! I thought I was the only one! This used to happen to me when I was in the university and at a point it got so intense I actually started worrying. OmoUSH: deja vu Mehn i dun tink it's deja vu, it always feels different, I can easily tell deja vu You'll just be doing something and all of a sudden get this weird feeling that you've lived through this particular exact moment before with a weird flasback memory of how exactly it went up to a few seconds in future and then it plays out exactly as you knew it had! Other times I'll sleep and dream and wake up with this weird feeling that I had had a very important dream, but no matter how hard I try I can't remember what it was or why I thought it was important? Then after awhile I'll be doing something and suddenly WHAM! thr dream will start playing out and I will remember I dreamt about this same exact thing so so and so day!  Luckily it has stopped sha  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Ever Happened To You? (Weird Coincidences, Synchronicity, Law Of Attraction). by watchthisposter(m): 1:26am On Jan 10, 2015*. Modified: 2:32am On Jan 10, 2015 |
Hmmm Lemme share this weird one... My youngest brother had an NDE and when he recovered he then developed this weird precognition  He was fast asleep in the hospital when a nurse came to ask him whether he would prefer garri or semovita for dinner. I woke him up and asked him and he groggily told me that the nurse (get this  ) carried his semo and gave to another patient and mistakenly brought garri for him  I was like what?  Anyway I just assumed he wanted semo and I asked the nurse to get him that. After a short while the nurse brought his semo and soup in covered plates, i woke him up to eat and he was like oohhh! liv me liv me! no be semo she bring! I thought he was just being difficult and tried to force him up because he really needed to eat in order to take his drugs but he flat out refused. Angrily I opened the plates and to my greatest surprise na garri the nurse bring true true. I called her attention and she said sorry she must have left the semo in the kitchen. She took the garri and left and came back and said that she couldn't find the semo that i should beg him to eat the garri. Quietly I told her to check the other people she gave garri that she had mistakenly given his semo to somebody. She left and after a while came back smiling with semo and said yes she had mixed it up and gave somebody else the semo instead of garri  Make I no lie sha, a chill ran down my spine!  Mostly coincidence sha buh mehn eh It was really weird  |
Crime › Re: Man, 25, R@pes Great Grandmother In Ekiti by watchthisposter(m): 7:02pm On Jan 08, 2015 |
Na wa o! R.ape rap.e everywhere! Nigeria don worse pass India sef  |
Politics › Re: Expose!; GEJ Nairaland Handle Discovered by watchthisposter(m): 6:59pm On Jan 08, 2015 |
OP both you and firefire don crase finish. Can't wait for this stupid election to end abeg  |
Family › Re: Man 80 Years Arrested For Raping 12year-old Girl by watchthisposter(m): 6:54pm On Jan 08, 2015 |
At 80 d guy penus still de work?  Wetin e see 2 go waste dat kain gift go de totori small pikin wet don reach to be im grandpikin.  Anyway ah trust out gallant mopol dem, by the time them nak am prapra de tin go stop work |
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Christianity Etc › Re: How To Stop Masturbation. by watchthisposter(m): 10:46am On Jan 05, 2015 |
Bros go for deliverance o! Stapping dat tin z nat a joke o! |
Health › Re: Meet The Man With Two Pen*is(pictures) by watchthisposter(m): 10:37am On Jan 05, 2015 |
Meh All he needs is a girl with two vagin.as  All these gals wet de shout eww gross, if una hear say the guy is worth billions $$$ una go begin talk how love is blind  |
Education › Re: Solve This Maths Question And Win A Prize. by watchthisposter(m): 8:02am On Dec 24, 2014 |
Guy dem give you homework for school, nahim you carry am come NL de fyn who go help you do am abi? Wia you been de wen de tisha been de tish am for class? U de de play WHOT abi? OYO  |
Career › Re: Okorocha Grants Imo Workers 2 Weeks Holiday by watchthisposter(m): 11:31am On Dec 21, 2014 |
Issokay
Won't change the minds of Imo people about APC though |
Education › Re: ASUU Chairman’s Wife Kidnapped In Osogbo by watchthisposter(m): 11:13am On Dec 21, 2014 |
Government are you taking notes? This is how every ASUU strike should be resolved. Them no go de strike every other year again  |
Nairaland General › Re: Who Is The Mother Of This Lady? Check Out Her Post On Instagram [18+] by watchthisposter(m): 11:09am On Dec 21, 2014 |
 Chai! LWKMD Why are all girls not like this?  (Except my sister and future wife of course  ) |
Nairaland General › Re: What Will You Do If This Person Came To Hug Or Says She Loves You? (pic) by watchthisposter(m): 11:04am On Dec 21, 2014 |
IKJ66:
NA SEUN MAMA BE THIS Somebody's getting a lifetime ban!  Ahav quoted it so you cannot edit it  SEUN! SEEUUUUNN!! |
Nairaland General › Re: What Will You Do If This Person Came To Hug Or Says She Loves You? (pic) by watchthisposter(m): 11:03am On Dec 21, 2014 |
She nat bad na, she obviously just making a goofy face. I'll take a warm loooong hug, but will tell her to carry her love go give a.boki man  |
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Politics › Re: Buhari's Apc Power Must Return To The North Slogan Is Unhealthy-ifeduba by watchthisposter(m): 10:46am On Dec 21, 2014 |
WhiteTechnology: Are you not gallant enough in serving your Father land I think the "clarion call" is to serve Nigeria "under the sun or in the rain", not under a rain of bullets because Buhari could not control his mouth. The peeps who died after 2011 don do |
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Possible For A Born Again Xtian To Bcom A Successful Lawyer? by watchthisposter(m): 10:26am On Dec 21, 2014 |
lomprico: Who is a born again christian? because in this country there are none. Business men/women will cheat u by inflating prices, civil servants willu add an extra zero to the cheque, pastors will psyche u to gi e them all ur hard earned cash, bankers will deduct ur money for no reason, politicians ( I wont even go there), so op if it is not possible for a lawyer to be a born again likewise no other profession can be. Go deeper life retreat. Them many there |
Politics › Re: Buhari's Apc Power Must Return To The North Slogan Is Unhealthy-ifeduba by watchthisposter(m): 10:24am On Dec 21, 2014 |
Here we go again...
If I was a corp member in the north I will run away from anything INEC and pack myself to my papa house come February until way after the elections |
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Christianity Etc › Re: The Evil Spirit That Corrupted Lucifer (satan's) Mind; Where Did It Come From? by watchthisposter(m): 10:06am On Dec 21, 2014 |
By and by when the morning comes When the saints of God are gathered home We shall tell the story how we overcame We shall understand it better by and by |
Politics › Re: How Gmb Constituted His Gov. When He Was Head Of State Btwn Dec 31 1983-1985 by watchthisposter(m): 9:55am On Dec 21, 2014 |
Ashson I don tell you before, no de go work on sundays  You know sat APC no de pay una overtime. Close dat laptop abeg, come make we go cele go dance shoki abeg, I wan wyne waist small |