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PoliticsRe: Rifle Mishap Rattles Presidential Guards by watchthisposter(m): 7:17am On Jan 16, 2015
Mehn deh suppose giv sharia court koboko make them whip dah soldier like 300 lashes

E wan giv Oga Jona heart attack for dis kain critical period? grin grin
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Can’t Meet Up To My Demands, How Can I Dump Him? by watchthisposter(m): 7:06pm On Jan 15, 2015
VANYCUTIE:
MY DEAR IF HE IS NOT UR TYPE,BETA DUMP HIM NOW COS IT HAPENED TO ME AND ITS SUMTIN I WIL FOREVA LIVE TO REGRET.NEVA MARRY OUT OF PITY DAT HE TRAINED U.ANYODA MAN KULD HAV DONE DAT
Anyother man could have done that? You must really have a high opinion of yourself.

Anyother man could also have taken advantage of your ignorance and naïveté, and used and dumped you like a rag
Nairaland GeneralRe: ''We Use Our Own Money To Buy Our Uniforms'' - Nigerian Soldier On CNN by watchthisposter(m): 7:03pm On Jan 15, 2015
Unpatriotic attention whores

So you are basically saying that in a war, if your enemy has marginally better weapons than you, you run away abi?

The Biafran soldiers who gallantly fought for 3yrs+ spit on you

The Americans who defended the Alamo spit on you
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Can’t Meet Up To My Demands, How Can I Dump Him? by watchthisposter(m):
Well I blame the guy, he paid to upgrade you enough that you now see yourself as out of his league

Uncivilized she-goat

How about you repay the monies he paid to train you and he repays all the "sex" back to you?
Nairaland GeneralRe: President Jonathan Touches Down In Maiduguri In Suprise Visit by watchthisposter(m): 6:44pm On Jan 15, 2015
**In Ojukwu's voice**

Good morning Mr President

Na now day de break for your eye
CelebritiesRe: BTW Two Obama Daughters..which One Is More Sexy Than(pics) by watchthisposter(m): 6:59am On Jan 14, 2015
rexkexmilan:
& What exactly are you saying?
Hehehehehehehe grin grin
RomanceRe: What Really Is The True Defination Of A Virgin. by watchthisposter(m): 6:45am On Jan 14, 2015
sheddyboy:
we are team #nosextillaftermarriage#
No sex, only masturbation till after marriage abi?

Makes plenty sense undecided

Maybe it really is true what they say about virginity not being dignity but a pathetic lack of opportunity sad undecided
FamilyRe: Should A Wife Know How Much Is Her Husband's Salary? by watchthisposter(m): 8:52pm On Jan 13, 2015
Unless you want to breed distrust in your marriage - YESSS!!

The downside is she would nag you over and over about what you use the money for. Like me ma angry grin
RomanceRe: The Real 10 facts About Guys That Girls Don't Know!. So Girls Please Read This * by watchthisposter(m): 8:40pm On Jan 13, 2015
Henrybright:
1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. They
prefer neat and presentable
girls.
2. Guys hate flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you
afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply
means you’re not thinking the
way he is.
5. “Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?”
are the first usual questions
a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to
sleep, they always think
about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad
characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

There are more but have this for now... let me know if you need the next 10 facts
CelebritiesRe: BTW Two Obama Daughters..which One Is More Sexy Than(pics) by watchthisposter(m): 8:37pm On Jan 13, 2015
One's legs are open, the other one's legs are tightly closed undecided

Watchthisposter's mind is made up cool cool
RomanceRe: What Really Is The True Defination Of A Virgin. by watchthisposter(m): 8:34pm On Jan 13, 2015
sheddyboy:
Who is a virgin? hardly for you to see a guy who has never been to women's inner room before and yet do not masturbate, most of we virgins are chronic masturbators, so, if i have not known any woman or man before but masturbates am i still a virgin?
Then why are you guys still virgins? What are you still waiting for?
Christianity EtcRe: Ever Happened To You? (Weird Coincidences, Synchronicity, Law Of Attraction). by watchthisposter(m): 2:28am On Jan 10, 2015
ayocool:
This happens to me till date.. Sometimes when am somewhere or doing something. Could be just about anything or event, I'll just feel av been in that moment, situation, scene or environment before. The faces and things i see wont just be new to me.. There is always an unusual feeling of the body during this time. What i do usually is i try to close my eyes and think if maybe it was in a dream or how come things seems to be repeating, I would get short flash backs that i dont even understand but similar to the present. Whatever i can pick from there, i do it reality. If i see myself leaving a certain place in the flashback, I will immediately get out of where i am. Or from the flashbacks I will just know if someone am meeting is up to evil or good
Chisos! I thought I was the only one! This used to happen to me when I was in the university and at a point it got so intense I actually started worrying.

OmoUSH:
deja vu
Mehn i dun tink it's deja vu, it always feels different, I can easily tell deja vu

You'll just be doing something and all of a sudden get this weird feeling that you've lived through this particular exact moment before with a weird flasback memory of how exactly it went up to a few seconds in future and then it plays out exactly as you knew it had!

Other times I'll sleep and dream and wake up with this weird feeling that I had had a very important dream, but no matter how hard I try I can't remember what it was or why I thought it was important? Then after awhile I'll be doing something and suddenly WHAM! thr dream will start playing out and I will remember I dreamt about this same exact thing so so and so day! cry

Luckily it has stopped sha smiley
Christianity EtcRe: Ever Happened To You? (Weird Coincidences, Synchronicity, Law Of Attraction). by watchthisposter(m):
Hmmm

Lemme share this weird one...

My youngest brother had an NDE and when he recovered he then developed this weird precognition grin

He was fast asleep in the hospital when a nurse came to ask him whether he would prefer garri or semovita for dinner. I woke him up and asked him and he groggily told me that the nurse (get this grin) carried his semo and gave to another patient and mistakenly brought garri for him grin

I was like what? huh

Anyway I just assumed he wanted semo and I asked the nurse to get him that. After a short while the nurse brought his semo and soup in covered plates, i woke him up to eat and he was like oohhh! liv me liv me! no be semo she bring!

I thought he was just being difficult and tried to force him up because he really needed to eat in order to take his drugs but he flat out refused.

Angrily I opened the plates and to my greatest surprise na garri the nurse bring true true. I called her attention and she said sorry she must have left the semo in the kitchen. She took the garri and left and came back and said that she couldn't find the semo that i should beg him to eat the garri.

Quietly I told her to check the other people she gave garri that she had mistakenly given his semo to somebody. She left and after a while came back smiling with semo and said yes she had mixed it up and gave somebody else the semo instead of garri grin grin

Make I no lie sha, a chill ran down my spine! cry cry Mostly coincidence sha buh mehn eh It was really weird angry grin
CrimeRe: Man, 25, R@pes Great Grandmother In Ekiti by watchthisposter(m): 7:02pm On Jan 08, 2015
Na wa o!

R.ape rap.e everywhere!

Nigeria don worse pass India sef angry
PoliticsRe: Expose!; GEJ Nairaland Handle Discovered by watchthisposter(m): 6:59pm On Jan 08, 2015
OP both you and firefire don crase finish.

Can't wait for this stupid election to end abeg undecided
FamilyRe: Man 80 Years Arrested For Raping 12year-old Girl by watchthisposter(m): 6:54pm On Jan 08, 2015
At 80 d guy penus still de work? huh huh

Wetin e see 2 go waste dat kain gift go de totori small pikin wet don reach to be im grandpikin. angry angry

Anyway ah trust out gallant mopol dem, by the time them nak am prapra de tin go stop work
Christianity EtcRe: How To Stop Masturbation. by watchthisposter(m): 10:46am On Jan 05, 2015
Bros go for deliverance o! Stapping dat tin z nat a joke o!
HealthRe: Meet The Man With Two Pen*is(pictures) by watchthisposter(m): 10:37am On Jan 05, 2015
Meh

All he needs is a girl with two vagin.as undecided

All these gals wet de shout eww gross, if una hear say the guy is worth billions $$$ una go begin talk how love is blind sad angry
EducationRe: Solve This Maths Question And Win A Prize. by watchthisposter(m): 8:02am On Dec 24, 2014
Guy dem give you homework for school, nahim you carry am come NL de fyn who go help you do am abi?

Wia you been de wen de tisha been de tish am for class? U de de play WHOT abi?

OYO angry angry
CareerRe: Okorocha Grants Imo Workers 2 Weeks Holiday by watchthisposter(m): 11:31am On Dec 21, 2014
Issokay

Won't change the minds of Imo people about APC though
EducationRe: ASUU Chairman’s Wife Kidnapped In Osogbo by watchthisposter(m): 11:13am On Dec 21, 2014
Government are you taking notes? This is how every ASUU strike should be resolved.

Them no go de strike every other year again cool cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who Is The Mother Of This Lady? Check Out Her Post On Instagram [18+] by watchthisposter(m): 11:09am On Dec 21, 2014
grin grin grin

Chai! LWKMD

Why are all girls not like this? cry (Except my sister and future wife of course angry )
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Will You Do If This Person Came To Hug Or Says She Loves You? (pic) by watchthisposter(m): 11:04am On Dec 21, 2014
IKJ66:
NA SEUN MAMA BE THIS
Somebody's getting a lifetime ban! grin grin

Ahav quoted it so you cannot edit it tongue

SEUN! SEEUUUUNN!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Will You Do If This Person Came To Hug Or Says She Loves You? (pic) by watchthisposter(m): 11:03am On Dec 21, 2014
She nat bad na, she obviously just making a goofy face.

I'll take a warm loooong hug, but will tell her to carry her love go give a.boki man cool
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Apc Power Must Return To The North Slogan Is Unhealthy-ifeduba by watchthisposter(m): 10:46am On Dec 21, 2014
WhiteTechnology:
Are you not gallant enough in serving your Father land
I think the "clarion call" is to serve Nigeria "under the sun or in the rain", not under a rain of bullets because Buhari could not control his mouth.

The peeps who died after 2011 don do
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Possible For A Born Again Xtian To Bcom A Successful Lawyer? by watchthisposter(m): 10:26am On Dec 21, 2014
lomprico:
Who is a born again christian? because in this country there are none. Business men/women will cheat u by inflating prices, civil servants willu add an extra zero to the cheque, pastors will psyche u to gi e them all ur hard earned cash, bankers will deduct ur money for no reason, politicians ( I wont even go there), so op if it is not possible for a lawyer to be a born again likewise no other profession can be.
Go deeper life retreat. Them many there
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Apc Power Must Return To The North Slogan Is Unhealthy-ifeduba by watchthisposter(m): 10:24am On Dec 21, 2014
Here we go again...

If I was a corp member in the north I will run away from anything INEC and pack myself to my papa house come February until way after the elections
Christianity EtcRe: The Evil Spirit That Corrupted Lucifer (satan's) Mind; Where Did It Come From? by watchthisposter(m): 10:06am On Dec 21, 2014
By and by when the morning comes
When the saints of God are gathered home
We shall tell the story how we overcame
We shall understand it better by and by
PoliticsRe: How Gmb Constituted His Gov. When He Was Head Of State Btwn Dec 31 1983-1985 by watchthisposter(m): 9:55am On Dec 21, 2014
Ashson I don tell you before, no de go work on sundays angry

You know sat APC no de pay una overtime.

Close dat laptop abeg, come make we go cele go dance shoki abeg, I wan wyne waist small

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