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lol mama G... It's just like she sang...

DIVIDE THE NATIONAL MOI-MOI...
SHARE THE NATIONAL CAKE O!
YOU CHOP YOUR OWN I CHOP MY OWN
DIVIDE THE NATIONAL MOI-MOI

Am a software developer

Thank you Mr barber for barbing my hair... Barb here barb here... and leave here for me(pubic region)

Fyn girl folo me na me go marry u, fyn girl folo me O! (Anytime we see a pretty girl on the streets, even the ones wey don reach to born us)

Do me do me small small, my broda e de pain me O! (Even though we didn't even know what it meant ) *I got the beating of my life one day when my parents overhead me singing this song I cry no be small *


Ayam coming lemme tink of more...

shadowclone:
Experiences have to differ due to individualistic differences but I'd say you should hang on to the one that gives you the most faith. I had mine today, and it was pretty much as MissLeilani said in her post. 10 numerical questions in 15 minutes, and 18 verbal questions in 12 minutes. You get to do two practice questions before each section. I strongly believe if you prepared for, and did the first SHL test yourself, and you can successfully keep tension at bay, you should not have any problem. Watch the time though, it's really sneaky, and study the materials flying around here (again as MissLeilani said, I did not observe any repeated questions in numerical section, I however think I remember seeing at least one of my verbal passages somewhere, though I doubt it was among the solved ones). Above all, go with God. You go dey alright.

Were you guys permitted to use a calculator?

cyberry21:
I didn't get a success or regret mail any one in my shoes?

Lol u get missing result

Ask4bigneyo:
For Free Workforce Past Questions & Answers in PDF Format.
Some people are collecting money before sending it but mine is free of charge.
NOTE: A "thank you feedback to this thread" will be highly appreciated from the beneficiaries.
Kindly drop your mail address...

Please foward a copy to me also

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God bless you

EDhims:
are u implying short guys have no masculinity

Well they're not very imposing now, are they?

There's just something about height and masculinity

Wife hands down

I made a vow to love and protect her till death

If push gets to shove my brothers can all jump into a frozen lake

We hear

STAGE 3: RIGGING [6pm till results are collated]

Step 1: Settle the INEC officials

Step 2: Settle the opposition party agents

Step 3: Settle the security operatives

Step 4: Stealthily retreat to a hidden position

Step 5: Compute the number of registered voters who didn't vote

Step 6: Take an equivalent number of ballot papers and thumbprint for them appropriately

Step 7: With a magical sleight of hand, add these ballot papers to the ballot box

Step 8: Bring out the ballot box in open view and count the ballot in a show of "transparency"

[size=20pt]PEE DEE PEEEEE! POWER!!![/size]

VIE is meant for EU nationals, so if you don't have a valid EU passport I suggest you don't bother.

For those lucky few of us who have dual citizenship or an EU passport, grab it with both hands, legs and your teeth

Oahray:
Read books and broaden your knowledge. Few things are sexier than intelligence.

If daht was true, geeks would have been movie stars and pop icons...

AmberQueen:
Do not use d name of ur Lord God in vain...

What na? No b Jesus create her?

Most of the "suspects" sef are actually innocent. Police go jus go arrest innocent people on the streets carry dem go station begin beat them make dem "confess".

After them go start to de parade them

Abeg who fit read dah long tin finish make e help me summarize am

Ah no go school like Buhari

Nigerian political scene juh be lyk premier league, with transfer window

APC be lyk let us sign 5 PDP governors to help us win the president trophy

Why did she nat make the statement herself na

AmberQueen:
"every girl takes like full like picuters of their ass in d mirror"

I don't KKW. Speak for urself.

Jesus indeed.

Btw North is so adorbs!

Think about it, a selfie of that her colossal ass with Jesus

Get a job in shell

Buy Range Rover sport

Lie that your papa is a senator

You are good to go

uchkochi:
Listen; Jonathan is the best candidate, I also endorse him. What is Osibanjo doing as a running mate with Buhari a muslim. It is a slap on God's face. The APC'S PLAN IS TO ISLAMISE NIGERIA AND GOD WON'T ALLOW IT. JONATHAN IS DOING WELL BUT HE HAS BAD PEOPLE AROUND HIM DISCREDITING HIS ACHIEVEMENTS. I AM HAPPY THE CHRISTIAN LEADERS ENDORSED JONATHAN.

AS FOR PRIVATE JETS, IT IS GOD'S DESIRE THAT ALL CHRISTIAN LEADERS HAVE ONE FOR THE WORK OF THE MINISTRY. THERE IS NO WAY TO EFFECTIVELY SPREAD THE GOSPEL WITHOUT OWNING ONE ESPECIALLY IF A MINISTRY ENTAILS FREQUENT TRAVELLING.

THOSE PEOPLE CANVASSING THAT PASTORS SHOULD NOT OWN JETS. JETS ARE LIKE INTERNATIONAL CARS. THE POOR WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED EVEN IF YOU FEED THEM EVERYDAY. TELLING A PASTOR TO SELL HIS JET AND GIVE HIS MONEY TO THE POOR IS LIKE TELLING YOU TO SELL YOUR CAR AND GIVE THE MONEY TO THE POOR AND START TREKKING. P. JET IS A NECESSITY NOT A LUXURY.

nedz:
GOODMORNING FG

Ojukwu, is that you?

M.
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What makes you think the issues that made you guys break up in the first place will not return again?

Forget what you see in those sappy romance flicks, getting back together with your ex never ends well. It will hurt 10 times worse when you guys break up again

RaeMystix:
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If I see a man with all these qualities.....Never letting go

Well honey, today's your lucky day

Just send me a PM

Truly astounding

Madam PEJ you see your mate?

To me he is an ethno-religious bigot, prejudiced tribalist, violent jihadist, uneducated misfit, sharia fundamentalist, obsolete antique, imperious authoritarian, unapologetic loser, impulsive megalomaniac...

Ah don tire... Hon. Patrick Obiagbon come help me abeg

Mtcheeew, Dem even geh PVC