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nikkypearl: Hian becoz na una keep breaking dem hearts!

Sorry, but most times the girls are usually the ones most emotionally invested in a relationship.

However, most of your tips won't really cut it for most guys.

Cry? Join an "emotional support group"? Are you serious?

Me I just recommend some good old rebound sex!

Works for most guys. We're not that complicated.

Op change topic to "10 tips to survive a breakup(for girls)"

So...

Guy sleeps around = stud

Girl sleeps around = slut

Say NO to gender discrimination!

Lailerh: lol noo, he has Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis, an encephalopathy that damages the neuromuscular system

I got a headache just from reading that single sentence!

Seriously, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU DOCTORS!!

Did d gal of ur dreams leave u 4 1 badt guy lyk dat? :-D

Sori bro

Nice guys finish last

Don't hate the player...

BoboYekini: I echo your sentiments bro. Looking at those mindless and heartless sheeple, I can definitely understand why the deceased chose suicide. Better than living amongst such inhuman people.

Like I said before, she could also have moved bases to another place where people don't know she's Liberian.

I still see suicide as a cowardly choice, there are people in worse situations than her's who are still here fighting their best to change their situations.

When I start stalking you...

Chai, poor woman. Why couldn't she like just move to another neighboorhood where nobody knows she's Liberian?

Na wa 4 Naija O! Even though the woman is dead, they are all still afraid to touch her corpse!! Nobody can even dare bring her corpse down from the tree!!

EBOLA! I salute you!! The name above every other name(xcept Jesus of course ). At the mention of that name every man must run.

Even that hypocritical punch correspondent sef, what did he/she do to get that unsightly mess properly taken care of? Na to rush off go write article make punch sell newspaper make money naim he sabi

purplesummer: Anyways, suicide is a crime in Nigeria, her corpse should be arrested

Yeah, quick call the police!!

GEJ till rapture takes place.

Monkey-wife

Mynd44: I don't have a boss dude......

How's that?

Seun is the boss of you...

How's that?

Mynd44: You are just looking to troll....

Perhaps you don't know the difference between "I have a boss" and "I know someone"

some people's ignorance is just collosal

Some people's fear of their bosses is just paralysing

Mynd44: Wrong!!

I said I know someone not I have a boss who has......

Brighter grammar?

Well the first and closest boss you have is...

Mynd44: I know someone with about 80% of these attributes

Well, since you're a mod on NL, your boss is...

SEUN!!!

So Oluwaseun Osewa damages your self-esteem, isn’t good at his job, doesn’t motivate you, doesn’t listen, ignores you, plays favorites, makes you dread work, doesn’t ask for your feedback, doesn’t inspire you, doesn’t have a clear vision, makes you want to hide, lacks integrity, is a slacker, can’t keep his or her cool, makes you wish you had a better one?

Somebody's getting fired!

Ceasar1: [color=#000030] They will never admit that - even if it's behind close doors. EFCC is hawking around, so who wants to go to prison. [/color]

Do you honestly believe the EFCC is anything more than a tool in the hands of our dear presidents?

He who pays the piper...

Ceasar1: [color=#000030] Okay, Now that for real, my Boss is Bad, Should I quit my Job? [/color]

Go and watch Horrible Bosses, and you'll know exactly what to do...

Chai, if only OBJ and GEJ will admit how much they have siphoned from the national treasury, they would have made this list.

BTW, Obama should not be making noise when Putin is talking O! D bros no be him mate

BRA71L?

First order of business - make David luiz into a striker, and stick Fred in his position as a defender

Gooci: she read so hard for it

Read what? Kamasutra?

'Cus all dose lecturers wia pretty satisfied

ATMC: who are the 'we'? Yhu must be feeling I am discussing with yhu...#getbusy

The "we" are the good people on this thread.

Emeghi ihe ekpuchiri ekpuchi anaghi ekpughe ekpughe

#weknowaudidlastsummer

Repteam: Oooh sorry. That was my twin sister

Ehen, No wonder!

I'd been wondering why she let me do a.nal

Say hi for me

softsparkyy: After all this your grammar, I insist I dont have mammary gland.


No be by force to produce milk.

Hmmm maybe I should help you check, you know, just to make sure.

A second opinion won't hurt and I can assure you I'm good at sunction, from all those days as a kid, when I used to siphon fuel from peoples cars with a hose.

I know all the techniques of sucking and how to get even the last drop of milk fuel to come out.

Repteam: You are still here @ watcthisposter

Just came back.

Why did you abandon me in the shower with soap in my eyes?

softsparkyy: What is mammary gland?
I don't think I have one.

A mammary gland is an organ in female mammals that produces milk to feed young offspring. Mammals get their name from the word "mammary." In humans, the mammary glands are situated in the [size=15pt]b.reasts[/size]

I can show you where yours is exactly, if you wish. Discretely of course, and completely free

I'll take my thank you kiss now, if you don't mind

Aniroly: i wan suck you dry

Online s.exual predator alert!!

MOOOOOOOOODDDDSS!!

softsparkyy: You too?
cecediva be wary of this one.

You know, more people would like your own pic if you'd taken a picture that emphasised your mammary glands instead of your face, like she did

Anyway, I like your pic, but no need to be wary of me - I don't bite

Pinkytracy: you people are something else

*clears throat*

Ahem, you made the offer, remember?

Repteam: if you feel that ur tin has been ripped off than that means its me in *here *

Really?

Go ahead then and touch my tin, I DARE you...

Repteam: Okay come in with ur eyes closed.

/feeling mischievous /

Hulala

*jumps in*

You know I can't see you with closed eyes now, don't you...

How do I verify that you're here?

robinicule: hourly is for ibo men....monthly is for hausa, dey like to save and go bak to dere village

Sure brah, tribalize it.

Very mature.