₦airaland Forum

pfijacobs:
Yes o... For d ladies in the house.. Most times, it is very difficult to know if your bae is d good 'take home to mama' type or the ferocious beast ur mama warned u about... Below are some points that will guide u...

1. He takes religion seriously; Any man that shows particular interest in God or allah or buddha (whatever rocks his boat) is more likely to be serious with u.. No ask me how I know.. Lol

2. He is very courteous; He is a man of decent manners..

3. He is not greedy; greed is a subconscious innate charecter of insatiability..mbok if a man is not satisfied with everything in his life, there's most likely a possibility that he won't be satisfied with u either..

4. He has a good job; Both the bible and quran frown on lazy men.. If he has a good job.. Trust me.. He's most likely a keeper..

5. He notices everything about you; from the colour of nails to d new hairstyle u made..

6. He is not extravagant;

7. He has decent friends; his friends are nice, decent guys that don't really club...

8. He loves to workout;

9. He supports the super eagles;

10. He dosent have a neck turning disablity;

11. He's a barcelona FC fan... (Haters go chop fufu and stone....

1. You never meet those guys for Church wey de form "born again" just to get close to them choir gurls? Dem go use " my sister in christ" finish like 40 condoms for your body...

2. Abegi. Most "manners" from guys are just pretense, you're better of with a guy who just is himself around you. U neva hear the saying that "pretenders do the worst"?

3. What you described here is not greed but a summary lack of ambition.

4. If he has a good job you will be facing some stiff competition from smart runs girls

5. Every guy does that whether good or bad. We all know women are giant suckers for complements

6. Lemme quietly point out that the opposite of "extravagant" is "stingy"

7. Nice, decent and booooooooring

8. Bad guys love to workout too

9. Like the super eagles he must also be a huge disappointment and failure. Like recognizes like

10. Good point.

11. Your farra. Statistics from years and years of detailed scientific research clearly show that arsenal fans are class

In summary, stop spoiling market for us oo

When I was a kid, they told us to pour kai kai on our chins

This scientific method is nat NAFDAC approved O

charix:
Human beings love fighting. There're too many of us on earth already and nature has to take its course.
Don't worry, after fighting we'd unite even stronger in a pact aiming not to repeat our mistakes.

Except this time we have some serious weapons and as such there may be nobody left to "unite" after we finish fighting...

meforyou1:
I am very keen in participating in this Nairaland Presidential Debate. Jarus, can you please hasten the process?
Thank you.

You mean GEJ and GMB coming on NL to debate each other?

Winner (Feb2015 election)

Sharp guy no be thief...

My brother I fear that it may already be too late. Buhari is a proven tribalist and religious fanatic APC is trying to rebrand.

Unfortunately that has also served to fan the tinders of the ethnic and religious divide in Nigeria

SeverusSnape:
Hey bro... I was being sarcastic. Of course I know he's a fanatic

Oh sorry, missed the tone My bad

That last part was actually directed at the op. Lemme modify it...

Mehn to be honest it's high time we put a fresh young intellectual that understands the age in Aso Rock.

Screw both PDP and APC

SeverusSnape:
Yeah!!!!
in fact, Buhari's daughter is married to a Christian.
Buhari attends church especially Thanksgiving.
Buhari's running mate is a pastor, his running mate come 2019 will be a cardinal.

Buhari is not a fanatic.

Yep, that's exactly why he said...

"I will continue to show openly and inside me the total commitment to the Sharia movement that is sweeping all over Nigeria,"

"God willing, we will not stop the agitation for the total implementation of the Sharia in the country,"

@op Your laughable attempts to dress a wolf in sheep clothing (black suit ), with a long winding article, is a class fail

How about you balance that out with what the world leaders said about Buhari?

Is it because Buhari despite having ruled Nigeria before has zero achievements on which to sell his credibility, that you fellas have to resort to disparaging GEJ?

Your father has already failed 3 times, go on following in his footsteps, like a real chip of the ol' block.

Like your father's heart; superficial beauty on the outside thanks to makeup masking the real ugly you on the inside...

You guys want to change Nigeria by bringing back an old sadistic ethno-religious bigot who was part and parcel of the old guard who caused the problems Nigeria is facing today

fyneguy:
Very funny.

Someone conducted an election involving over 6 Million youths and nobody heard about it. KONTINU U HIA?

Mah broda ask o!

**cough**
POT
**cough**
KETTLE
**cough**
BLACK

Disappear ke?

Chisos

Lol

Is that all?

What about...

"if what happened in 2011 should again happen in 2015, by the grace of God, the dog and the baboon would all be soaked in blood"

Lemme guess, PDP made that up too

KAYCEEJUNIOR:
Knockhead....I also saw an underaged girl.....your girlfriend age mate #mofo

But the guy wasn't underage for you right? He was just at the age you like 'em, 'innit?

#assfo

I WANT TO FULLY EXPRESS MY GRATITUDE TO GOD FOR SUCH A GREAT TEACHER

Truth24:
Top 15 Patience Jonathan's English "Blunters" to make ur day...
In quote..... Have you seen how u've end up ridiculing yourself?

Mah broda d most straightfoward example of

POT.KETTLE.BLACK

KAYCEEJUNIOR:
Lol.....they must be from Akwa ibom state.....that dick thick sha

Bros, you're a guy looking at that picture and na d dick you see?

14 years... Hmmm...

Tunsboy17:
men i just finish colaboring our maid

Lol Does that mean what I'm thinking it means?

anitamio:
Some things sound too simple to be true. But nobody is forcing you to do this.

If something sounds too good to be true, that's probably because it is...

mcshegs:
@wreater, @horlaneakhel' @sanusi check ur respective mails.
@mickeysilva ur email addy has issues.

please send to me also

sleonstyle@yahoo.com

thanks

hajjisemiu:
Mails below have received dragnet past questions and asnswers in their inbox. I am sorry for the late response.

lukmonishola23@gmail.com, sleonstyle@yahoo.com, opetech2010@gmail.com, dipo.ismail3@gmail.com, akenny@techie.com, chitech27@gmail.com, christopher.ngene@gmail.com, Oluwabukunmiagbama@gmail.com, agbajames@gmail.com, otentikhibe@gmail.com, toom1ng@yahoo.com, switomaa@yahoo.com, olasco4real91@yahoo.com, amiumoize@gmail.com, hamzy2000@gmail.com, zander4eva@yahoo.com, talk2tosin4c@yahoo.com, ogungbenroadetola@gmail.com, ogheneruona24@gmail.com, Erinfolami_adekunle@yahoo.com

Mail received

Thanks and God bless you

sholay2011:
In an interview, it is WRONG! An interview is supposed to be conversational, not mechanical...where while you're 'prepared', you still aren't sure of whatever questions would be thrown at you. So, holding a piece of paper while you're being asked 'tell us about yourself' is not right. That means you can't even sell yourself without 'a paper in hand'? Not cool.

Now if it's a presentation, it's a different case.

I'm sorry for hunting you down here

But please I need DRAGNET past questions for my KPMG test this weekend

If you can rustle them up, do a brother a solid and forward them to sleonstyle@yahoo.com

God bless you

Sorry for the temporary derail folks

hajjisemiu:
Owners of Mails below should check their inbox, i have sent them past questions and answers. Best of luck!

dbrowncat@yahoo.com, chitech27@gmail.com, Chisomalexander@yahoo.com, ifecityv@ovi.com, techmaxng@gmail.com, dada.ayomi@gmail.com, UNCROWNTHEGENIUS@YAHOO.com, okomogo1@gmail.com, adeagbeleniyi@gmail.com

Please kindly forward to me too

sleonstyle@yahoo.com

Thank you

booz:
Hello, it's a scam! This is Total's career website http://www.careers.total.com

Bros z naht a scam

The site you quoted is the recruitment site for Total E & P or Total upstream

This recruitment is for Total downstream

Urine:
What you posted here was a big issue some years ago, James is Web Developer with Total, you can check is LinkedIn profile. You might also want to ask the mod davide470 for a bit of advise, I'm sure he will have something to say.

You're very correct! The phone numbers match exactly!!

Forgive me peeps, I may have been watching a little to much crime scene TV recently

PLEASE APPLY PEOPLE!! NO BE SCAM!!!

Thanks man.