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Health / Re: What Kind Of Brutal STD/STI Can Cause This, (graphic Picture) by Watermelon(m): 1:08pm On Apr 26
Op, these symptoms of yours coupled with the short incubation period look like Herpes. Herpes does not have any definitive cure at the moment. The use of condom would still not prevent one from contracting the Herpes virus. Avoid any intimate contact with your new wife. Even the unborn baby can be seriously harmed by this virus.

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Family / Re: Adoption Or Single Mum Dilemma by Watermelon(m): 10:17am On Aug 14, 2022
For IVF costs:

If she is going to carry the baby by herself using her egg and donor sperm, an average cost per cycle is 1.5m

If she will carry the baby herself using donor egg and donor sperm, average cost is 1.75m per cycle

If she is going to use a surrogate mother with her (op) own egg, and donor sperm, average cost is 3.4m, for one baby. She will pay a bit more for multiples(twins, triplets, quadruplets) per cycle

IVF with sex selection, 5m and above.

In all, let her prepare herself spiritually, emotionally, financially and in fact all ramifications because none of the options: adoption, insemination, ivf comes easy.
Family / Re: Adoption Or Single Mum Dilemma by Watermelon(m): 10:02am On Aug 14, 2022
People talk about legal adoption in Nigeria as if it is an easy process. It is actually easier and faster, even with several attempts, to have a baby through IVF or insemination than with legal adoption. The average time for completion of legal adoption in Nigeria is 5 - 7 years and one may get nothing at the end. Over 98% of children in Nigerian orphanage homes, with the exception of those with severe disability, were deliberately kept there by their parents or guardians for different reasons pending when they return to pick them up. Most adoptee parents now go through the backdoor of getting from baby factories.

At over 40 years of age, she can try all the above simultaneously. She should have in mind that after 40 years of age the chances of achieving pregnancy with natural insemination (sex/fornication), articial insemination, IVF with her own egg are very very low. Using donor eggs from younger donors can improve her IVF chances.
Family / Re: Adoption Or Single Mum Dilemma by Watermelon(m): 8:25pm On Aug 13, 2022
lilkech:


Do you know how much it could cost? I don’t have anybody close to me who can give some in-depth details about this ivf especially the average price of doing it in Nigeria.

At least I should have this information before taking it to her in form of an alternative advice.

Let her try articial insemination first. It costs between 150 and 300k. She doesn't have to fornicate with any man. She can source sperm from a bank or a known donor and have it introduced into her womb using a special syringe during ovulation and hope that fertilization takes place as long as her womb is okay and her ovaries produce quality eggs. Visit a fertility clinic for more information on this matter.
Family / Re: Adoption Or Single Mum Dilemma by Watermelon(m): 8:19pm On Aug 13, 2022
She can try artificial insemination using sperm from sperm bank. This is a cheaper option as long as there is nothing wrong with her womb and her ovaries still produce viable eggs. It costs around 300k. The sperm is introduced into her womb during ovulation using a special syringe.

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Family / Re: Surrogate Mothers Needed for IVF by Watermelon(m): 10:20pm On Jul 30, 2022
[quote author=MufasaLion post=115231405]

She's selling, not putting up for adoption. [/quot


Alright. I do not buy babies but I will compensate her for the stress of pregnancy and delivery.

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Family / Re: Surrogate Mothers Needed for IVF by Watermelon(m): 9:11pm On Jul 30, 2022
Khaleesi4lyf:
I'm 7months gone.... A baby boy, I'm healthy, willing to go through any test. Will you have mine? But certainly not free please.


I am interested in adopting your unborn baby.

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Agriculture / Re: Local Rice And Paddy Rice From The Main Source by Watermelon(m): 4:10pm On Oct 14, 2020
Hi Shariff. How much dor delivery to Delta state, Warri or Sapele precisely.

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Business To Business / Re: Local Rice Available In Large Quantity. by Watermelon(m): 6:11am On Oct 11, 2020
How much to waybill to Abuja?
Politics / Re: Beware Of Paid Sars Supporters Users In Here Causing Disunity !! by Watermelon(m): 5:55am On Oct 11, 2020
They are SARS officers trying to protect their job.

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Agriculture / Re: Oron Crayfish Dealers In Abuja Nigeria by Watermelon(m): 5:21pm On Oct 10, 2020
Can you add your contact here.
Family / Re: My Grandmum Was An Idol Worshiper, Now This Is Happening To Me, Please Help! by Watermelon(m): 10:49pm On Apr 27, 2019
Op, I don't think your kind of spiritual battle is the type you win praying at the periphery. You need to gather powerful men of God and prayer warriors to go to your village for special deliverance prayers and uprooting the skeleton and destiny destroyer buried in your or grandmother's compound. If that buried evil portion is not prayerfully destroyed, you may continue going from pillar to post without progress.

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Politics / Re: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by Watermelon(m): 7:13pm On Feb 24, 2019
I am waiting for results . SOmething is cooking in INEc office here in Delta state. There's massive rigging by APC using the joint security forces, too many soldiers and policemen here.

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Politics / Re: The First Mayor Of Enugu Was Fulani... by Watermelon(m): 9:11pm On Apr 27, 2016
I never knew that Igboland have mayors. I thought they have monarchs. By the way, does Daniel (Dan) Asika look like a northern name?
Travel / Re: I'm Officially Now A Canadian Citizen by Watermelon(m): 10:28pm On Dec 11, 2015
People lieing since the days of Abraham. Person dey Oshodi oke come dey claim Canada. No be this bobo wey talk say him get Canada PR and citizenship the same day. Na waoh.
Family / Re: How Many Kid Will You Like To Have, Sugest Their Names Here by Watermelon(m): 3:25pm On Feb 07, 2015
I want 12, 6males and 6females.
Names:
iniobong
Iniabasi
Itoro
Aniefiok
Uduak
Eduok
utibeabasi
kufreabasi
goodluck
patience
Ejiroghene
Oghenefego

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Health / Re: Earthworms In My Toilet. Please Help!!! by Watermelon(m): 1:38am On Feb 07, 2015
Op, go and check yourselves, some one or you all may be habouring intestinal worms aka ascaris lumbricoids.
Politics / Re: Prof Eric Arubayi Stop This Fraud Now. by Watermelon(m): 11:38am On Nov 19, 2014
"somebody's tenure ended since 30th of November, 2014" I need a new calender please.
Politics / Re: Economically: How Is Biafra Going To Survive ? by Watermelon(m): 3:48pm On Jul 19, 2014
LoveDecay:


Cos its really an interesting topic and this thread is meant to educate people or should I say Nigerians on the easts plans for Biafra and it will prove that the east truly is ready to survive alone, not as parasites or on handouts from the international community.






















Please stop replying the OP.
And if they have plans they will share it with you on nairaland?

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Politics / Re: Economically: How Is Biafra Going To Survive ? by Watermelon(m): 3:45pm On Jul 19, 2014
Op must be a teenager, one who has never travelled outside the south west. The common belief they have about Igbo land is that it is one achaic region which is yet to witness any form of civilization and most times erroneously refer to it as "village".

OP, take some time off the southwest enclave and travel to the south eastern part of Nigeria and see things for your self before opening this kind of thread.

BTW OP, why are you drinking paracetamol for Biafra's headache?

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Politics / Re: Write Ur Name In Japanese Language. by Watermelon(m): 7:30pm On Jul 10, 2014
Mutachikushirinkutamoto = water melon.




Abeg let me run away before I loose my tongue here
Politics / Re: Thread For Chinese Nigerians And Mandarin Learners? 大家好! by Watermelon(m): 2:46pm On Jul 10, 2014
Wrong thread, let me park well!

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Army's Campaign In The North Eastern Theatre (Photos) by Watermelon(m): 9:24am On Jul 10, 2014
Hi Sinus, more grease to your elbow for the courage to meritoriously serve your fatherland, Nigeria.

You asserted in your post above that military weaponry used by NA has greatly improved in the past decade, but there is a recent counter claim that weapons used by the frontliners in the northeast are grossly substandard and even "jam" sometimes, and that this has led to severe losses on the part of NA in recent times. Please what is your own take on the counter assertion?

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Crime / Re: His Experience At Sambisa Forest (photos) by Watermelon(m): 11:24pm On Jul 09, 2014
Gallantsoldier, may God Almighty guide and protect your life, Amen

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Politics / Re: NMA Kicks As CBN Authorises Med Lab Scientists To Regulate Importation Of IVDS. by Watermelon(m): 8:21pm On Jul 03, 2014
[
quote author=me_for_you]NMA is talking of world standard. I used Google to check world standards on 2 issues.
There are consultancies in nursing and pharmacy.
They demand for surgeon general, who must be medical doctor. US surgeon general of the army is a nurse.[/quote]

Na waaaoh, I never knew that Dr. Boris Lushniak (MD, MPH), the acting US Surgeon General is a nurse.
Politics / Re: 10 Ways Instant Noodles Can Kill You by Watermelon(m): 6:36am On Jan 06, 2014
Crap, all Asians would have been dead by now!

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Health / Re: First To Get Cure Medicine: Aids Or Cancer? by Watermelon(m): 11:22pm On Jan 04, 2014
Cancers have cure, please go and do your research!
Health / Re: Doctors Should Stop Checking Blood Pressure While Patients Lies by Watermelon(m): 11:11pm On Dec 30, 2013
Oga Usbeel, Hypertension is not diagnosed from a one-off elevated blood pressure, and no doctor will commence treatment based on the afore mentioned, more so, blood pressure varies with changes in posture, and physical activities.

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Politics / Re: Police, MASSOB Clash In Onitsha Leaves One Person Dead, Several Injured by Watermelon(m): 5:40am On Dec 29, 2013
But there are more than ten dead people in that picture and the background is obviously not upper Iweka
Travel / Re: Share Your Experience: The Longest Journey You've Ever Made. by Watermelon(m): 12:38pm On Dec 23, 2013
Mine was from Sydney to Darwin both in Australia. It was a five days journey by train with several brief stopovers. I had my legs swollen , and was exhausted at the end of the journey. It was fun anyway but I doubt if I will ever make this kind of journey again. I drained my pocket for a flight back to Sydney.

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