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CelebritiesRe: Oluchi Onweagba With Her Sons by Watermelon(m): 3:29am On Mar 10, 2013
Awwwwh cute kiddies, wish I can grab one of those
CelebritiesRe: Akpabio Gives 2face & Annie A Prado As Wedding Gift by Watermelon(m): 11:03am On Mar 09, 2013
lacasa: Prado jeep to a musician from a state governorhuh


#.. what's d poverty rate in dis part of the world again?

That's why Africans will end this world as paupers undecided
Abeg follow me ask them oh undecided
SportsRe: How Often Do You Watch Nigeria Premier League? by Watermelon(m): 10:55am On Mar 09, 2013
Nigerian premier league is damn too boring to watch, everything about it is poor
CelebritiesRe: Nkem Owoh And Funke Akindele 'Kissing' by Watermelon(m): 10:50am On Mar 09, 2013
Nice pix, Nkemmmm and Funke.
PoliticsRe: Plank Market On Fire In Ketu, Lagos (Pictures) by Watermelon(m): 11:21am On Mar 08, 2013
May God console and provide for all who lost their source of livelihood to this disaster. Amen,
Naija !!! what a shame!
PoliticsRe: Jonathan In The Good Old Days by Watermelon(m): 10:04am On Mar 06, 2013
LeBaN: Dis waree Jonathan don lie us sha.......... If i catch am
But he him take lie na!!, he talk say he no get school shoes, and for that picture him no wear school uniform
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan's Resurrection Thanksgiving Party (Pictures) by Watermelon(m): 10:26am On Feb 18, 2013
choi see how Uncle Jona distanced himself from his only son. time to control what goes into into the mouth of that young
CelebritiesRe: Majek Fashek Chained In His Home Over Deteriorating Mental Health by Watermelon(m): 8:46am On Feb 06, 2013
God have mercy on majek
Foreign AffairsRe: President Barack Obama's Daughters at the Inauguration by Watermelon(m): 11:00am On Jan 22, 2013
Meegadough: My future wife.lol
no go there oh, u wan snatch them from me, i don pay bride price at the time of conception cheesy
SportsRe: Ghana, Mali, Niger, DR Congo - AFCON 2013 Group B by Watermelon(m): 4:12pm On Jan 20, 2013
abeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg,NLanders, any website for live streaming of this match?
CrimeRe: Mistress Strangles Lover’s 4 Children In Anambra by Watermelon(m): 3:47pm On Jan 20, 2013
The father of those kids must be thoroughly investigated, I suspect he is an accomplice in this dastardly act and who knows the number of abortions he made the suspect commit and number of times he promised marriage to her, though that does not justify the murder. What an evil world. RIP to the innocent souls. Ananmbra, I hail thee. I
SportsRe: South Africa, Angola, Morroco, Cape Verde - AFCON 2013 Group A by Watermelon(m): 6:22pm On Jan 19, 2013
pls somebody post the link for the live match
SportsRe: AFCON 2013 Opening Ceremony Live by Watermelon(m): 6:10pm On Jan 19, 2013
some one help, how do i watch the match online, which site pls
SportsRe: AFCON 2013 Opening Ceremony Live by Watermelon(m): 12:58pm On Jan 19, 2013
choi wonders shall never end in 9ja, no be the same fiful wey talk say dem no wan get heart attack wey wan watch AFCON again huh tongue embarassed lipsrsealed undecided kiss grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Female Soldier Heads To Mali (pic) by Watermelon(m): 1:07am On Jan 19, 2013
Handsomeemmy: Just STFO , you are not even ashame of yourself, instead of you to pray for them and encourage you are here calling them fools, you think battles are won by sitting down in your fathe's palour with mtn 10mb and typing on nairaland? No be your mate dey there.
abeg help me tell that coward, you can;t kill a tree from its branches rather from its roots
FoodRe: Be Careful Of Made In China Foods by Watermelon(m): 2:44pm On Jan 18, 2013
Africans being turned to Guinea pigs by chinco,
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Illegal Oil Refineries In Bayelsa by Watermelon(m): 4:50am On Jan 18, 2013
none is wrong after all, the leaders are stealing and bunkering in a more civilized way, the followers are stealing and bunkering in a crude way, they are all principles and practice of survival of the fittest in Nigeria. I have gotten my own hammer, just looking for a pipeline to open with it. cheesy cheesy tongue
SportsRe: Zambia, Nigeria, Burkina Faso, Ethiopia - AFCON 2013 Group C by Watermelon(m): 1:54pm On Jan 17, 2013
good or bad, naija i dey ur back
HealthRe: Can You Allow A Male Doctor Touch Your Bosom? by Watermelon(m): 12:34pm On Jan 17, 2013
male doctor dey put hand well deep inside punny,bossom na small thin now cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy smiley
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of The Nigerian Police College, Ikeja by Watermelon(m): 8:26am On Jan 17, 2013
PROUD-IGBO:
I know i'm stating the obvious, but those pics bring home the fact that ever since the time of Zik, Awo and Sadauna, our subsequent leaders have been completely visionless and useless (esp' the military guys).
why do we blame our leaders for every misfortune in this country,I am sure so much money was budgeted for the maintenance of those structures but the money somehow found its way into the police officers pockets. What about our "i don't care" attitudes to public utilities,somebody messes up a public utility and does't think it is wise to tidy up for the next person and the cycle goes on, you piss on the wall, poo on the floor,wet every where and you expect your leaders to come and clean up for you even when your own health is at risk. What a country
PoliticsRe: What Can Be Done To Curb Corruption In Nigeria? by Watermelon(m): 7:17am On Jan 16, 2013
mmmustapha: Kill all d corrupt politicians, corrupt bankers, marketers, civil servant n securities
that means 98% of Nigerians will be killed. Both leaders and the people being led are corrupt
Foreign AffairsRe: Video Of French Air Strike In Mali by Watermelon(m): 6:19pm On Jan 15, 2013
ochukoccna: This is the reason for France's military 'help'
Not the terrorism they are advancing as their reason
The news networks streamed Rwandans commiting genocide &all the West did was shriek 'that's gruesome' and went back to eat their dinners
Because Rwanda lacked resources they could control
Hollywood later released movies like Hotel Rwanda&Sometime in April to wash the Western conscience upon Rwandans.
Interesting innit!
so Nigeria, Ghana and other African countries are also sending troops to Mali because of oil?
Christianity EtcRe: Was Jesus Crucified On A Cross, Pole, Or Stake? by Watermelon(m): 3:00am On Jan 15, 2013
and that cross is still there, hasn't been destroyed, i hope i'm not wrong
huh
FamilyRe: Wife Dies After Family Refused Blood Transfusion by Watermelon(m): 4:54pm On Jan 08, 2013
Some body help me, but why did God decide to redeem mankind with blood
CelebritiesRe: Bisi Komolafe Didnt Bleed But Was Receiving Blood- Doctor by Watermelon(m): 11:46am On Jan 07, 2013
Choi, those vampires are very wicked, 40units of blood in just 3months undecidedhuh. May be she had bone marrow failure(aplasia)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by Watermelon(m): 11:24am On Jan 07, 2013
Mercy sure deserves it but i will give it to CR 7
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is Your Greatest Phobia? by Watermelon(m): 2:14pm On Jan 06, 2013
afam4eva: This is the exact same reason why i hate traveling. That's why i feel sorry for people who travel too often because the more you travel the more likely you'll be involved in an accident and the more likely you'll see Jesus. I don't travel except it's absolutely necessarily.

Generally my phobia is the fear of dieing:

When walking by the road side, i almost watch all the cars passing to make sure none has lost control because i don't want the newspapers the next day to read "Car loses control kills ten" - God forbid

When i'm on a bike or in a car and the driver stops besides a trailer, i usually come out and run before the trailer will fall because this kind of news is very common - Tufiakwa

If i'm crossing the road, i always even if it's a one-way road, i always look left and right and if no car is coming, i beat Usain bolts record by running with a speed of light. Big boy no dey for that one oo. Because if you do shakara for road ou must be ready to do shakara in coffin. Death is no respecter of persons.

I don't even attempt to quarrel or fight with people because in my mind i'm thinking "What if this guy gives me one punch and i don't wake up, what will happen?".

I try as much as possible not to annoy any of my clients because in my mind they might decide to assassinate me. I was scared in my pants the day a client called me after i blocked his website and told me that he will deal with me in this lagos. O boy the kind fear wey catch me that day ee. If i just see any guy passing by, i would think he was sent to me that he would bring out a gun and shoot me - Tufiakwa.
i hope you do not sleep too because so many have also gone in their sleep, armed robbers can knock at your door or even at your neighbours door any day, stray bullets can lodge any where, bombs can go off anywhere, i hope you do not eat as well because so many have died after eating. Nnaa, the best you can do is to be at peace with your creator, death is no respecter of persons and it is an evitable end, you can never tell when or where it will visit you no matter how careful you are.
I know a commercial vehicle operator with 30years active service who retired recently without a scratch from road accident and i know some one who just slumped and died while making a phone call in the comfort of his home.
As per my own phobia, i fear snakes, I can't stand the sight of that animal.
Jokes EtcRe: Weirdest Food Combination. by Watermelon(m): 9:26pm On Jan 04, 2013
Soak garri with bread,
rice and ogbono soap,
beans porridge and moimoi
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Balotelli And Mancini In Training Ground Fight by Watermelon(m): 10:06pm On Jan 03, 2013
romanlaw: Previously he fought Morinho, now fighting manchini. I blv only Sir AlEx can tame him. Plz balo come to my united.
please don't invite him to united, we don't need his kind there

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