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PoliticsRe: Phcn On Partial Strike? Is Your Area In Darkness? by Watermelon(m): 12:34pm On Jul 22, 2012
See oh i've not seen the light for the past one m,onth in my area, not even a flash and we are gradually adjusting to life without power supply, naija i hail thee,
Car TalkRe: Picture Of The Latest Mode Of Transportation In Nigeria by Watermelon(m): 12:26pm On Jul 22, 2012
Those of us who live in the cities might find it hard to believe this picture to be true, but i have seen similar situations severally in the village where i reside, the farmers pass through hell transporting their families and farm produce from one part of the village to the other with their rickety bicycles, few of them who could afford motorbikes can lift as many as 10people per bike at a time
BusinessRe: Nigeria & Pakistan To Sign Trade Protection Treaty by Watermelon(m): 9:33pm On Jul 16, 2012
*yawns*, the other time it was 13containers of weapons from iran, followed by attempt of reopening Nigeria's embassy in iraq and now it is tread treaty with paki, next will be yemeni and soon afghan and naija won't need visa to visit each other, na waaa oh, time to sleep abeg
PoliticsRe: Bomb Explosion At Obehira Area Of Okene, Kogi by Watermelon(m): 5:56pm On Jul 15, 2012
@mai gaskiya, i laugh in mandarine chinese, u said the people of the south are battle ready, hmmm, i still dey laugh ooh, i guess the only weapon u have in stock for this fighting is ur kitchen knife, moreover the southerners ar ever prepared with their mouths but least prepared for any form of physical combat, take time to look around u in the south, u have been surrounded by the northerners who are ever ready for any form of physical combat, and they are wiser in this regard cos they take their time to plan b/4 they strike while the southerners wait for reprisals at which time they must have suffered a huge loss and the only weapons at their disposal at this time would have been sticks, and kitchen knives
FamilyRe: What Bad Habits Do You Love?? by Watermelon(m): 7:08pm On Jul 14, 2012
sadlike stayin alone all day, i keep malice alot, its so boring at time but i duuno how to change, sleeping with my reading glasses on
HealthRe: People Who Walk A Lot Have Lower Diabetes Risk – Study by Watermelon(m): 6:39pm On Jul 02, 2012
Na so my great great grand father come wlker sotee by age 40 him leg don bow from athritis, which one we dey sef?, if u no walk na diabetes, if u walk na athritis, na wah oh ;DNa so my great great grand father come wlker sotee by age 40 him leg don bow from athritis, which one we dey sef?, if u no walk na diabetes, if u walk na athritis, na wah oh
FamilyRe: Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women by Watermelon(m): 6:28pm On Jul 02, 2012
MostIncredible.DFirst:
I dont blame d OP for posting this on NL. But i blame d fast becoming senseless NL moderators for transferin this nonsense to d front-page. I'm observin that NL's front-page is fast becoming trivial, mundane n crappy. Wen NL has a major online competitor or rival, it gonna sit-up. For now this nonsense may be tolerated.
abeg go hug transformer joo, ur type never sees any thing in good things tongue
MostIncredible.DFirst:
I dont blame d OP for posting this on NL. But i blame d fast becoming senseless NL moderators for transferin this nonsense to d front-page. I'm observin that NL's front-page is fast becoming trivial, mundane n crappy. Wen NL has a major online competitor or rival, it gonna sit-up. For now this nonsense may be tolerated.
abeg go hug transformer joo, ur type never sees any thing in good things
FoodRe: Name Any Nigerian Dish And The Tribe It's Associated With by Watermelon(m): 2:04pm On Jul 01, 2012
Ofe nsala, isi ewu ngwongwo, okpa, nni oka, odu ewu peper soup, ofe onugbu, akpu, ofe oha, ofe okro, ji akwukwo nni, all na yoruba food, so delicious
Science/TechnologyRe: Why Do I Get Electrocuted Easily? by Watermelon(m): 5:44pm On Jun 26, 2012
Olboy, go an see ur doctor, a neurologist to be precise, it could be an early symptom of a disese
EducationRe: Emmanuel Ohuabunwa 1st Blackman With 3.98 GPA At John Hopkins University by Watermelon(m): 1:30pm On Jun 26, 2012
Anoda prof Ben Carson in d making, emma, we ar very proud of you, may God continue to be ur strenght
AutosRe: Toyota Corolla 2008, (clean Registered) @ N1.2 by Watermelon(m): 10:47am On Jun 08, 2012
Why do wanna sell this baby, anyway wats d last price, holla me at echedan2001@yahoo.com
PoliticsRe: FG Created 1.4 Million Jobs In 12 Months – Aganga by Watermelon(m): 10:38am On Jun 08, 2012
grin ;DShuoo, e pass 1.4m nau, come to think of it, kidnappers, armed robbers, armless robbers, boko haram, almajiris, ... ;DShuoo, e pass 1.4m nau, come to think of it, kidnappers, armed robbers, armless robbers, boko haram, almajiris, ...
RomanceRe: How Would You Cope With A Snoring Partner? by Watermelon(m): 9:09pm On Jun 06, 2012
;DThen u shud be willing to stay single if u are a lady cos most men do dat while asleep, disgusting as it may be u just have to learn to live with
kemiola89: seriously, i cant stand a snoring partner.
grin
kemiola89: seriously, i cant stand a snoring partner.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Sponsored Boko Haram To Cover Up Corruption”, El-rufai Tells BBC by Watermelon(m): 2:24pm On Jun 03, 2012
Lamentations of a jobless man who was denied ministerial appointment, jona sent BH to yemeni, somali and d rest of them to train,:| invade churches and roast human beings angry ehhnhuh,jona told BH to kill people of other tribes in d north to hide corruption ehhn??, Jona told us about about somalialization of nigeria and the orth to defend their votes with violence, ehhn??, Jona has pledged to make north ungovernablehuh, jona has told us dat inequitable distribution of oil wealth is responsible for BH activitieshuh, el u fly, stop smoking those weeds, go home and put ur house in other and stop pointing accusing fingers
AutosRe: Naija Used (bought Brand New) Bank Type Corolla 05 For Quick Sale by Watermelon(m): 11:40am On Jun 02, 2012
@op can it go for 700k, serious buyer

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