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UP MAN U, ![]() |
Merry Christmas to all Nlanders |
Southerners shouldn't think they are immune to these attacks, christians in d south should be very alert tomorrow |
so many great things this great and awesome God has done for me, the life good health, protection, and so many others, to HIM be all the praises thanksgiving and adoration both now and forever more |
may the souls of the dead rest in peace, amen |
[quote author=nagoma][/quote]Ode, Niger delta militants don't shoot down, they kidnap for ransom and are not known to kill their victims |
Rosebela: Any doctor in the house to helpthat dr must be a quack, blood clot does not lead to fibriod, the clot is either expelled or absorbed |
edreesabiodun: ...And what if I tell you your "SAVIOUR" wasn't born on the 25th of December, with proof ofcourse?oga, were u ever told by any christian that Jesus was born on the 25th of december |
i have donated blood once and can still donate more to save lives, i can donat organs when i'm dead but not when i'm alive |
i'm not going anywhere if not invited no matter hw close we ar |
murtalaa: When a northerner is robbed by street thugs in the south or when a northerner had scuffles with a southerner its called robbery and fight respectively. The same scenario happens in the north and you hear all kind of names from religious violence, terrorism and what have you. Northerners are robbed, killed and maimed in the south but we don't invade internet barking and condemning the whole igbo, yoruba or even christians as responsible. No, we say criminals did it. May Allah save us from illiterates and backward thinking bigots.pls tell urself the simple truth, how many times have u heard that a northerner was robbed or killed in the south,how many times have u heard or seen religious houses set ablaze. ever heard the news of a northerner kidnapped in the south?, ii have lost count of the number of southerners killed in the north and the no of churches burnt, shops belonging to southerners razed, despite the above they enjoy absolute peace down south, |
the invigilators' neck will definitely suffer, the more he looks the less he sees and who says exam malpractice can't take place in this kind of arrangement for those whose are determined to participate in it |
I won't blame anyone going outside d country to study, nigerian universities can't admit more than they can train, imagine over 80,000 applicants for a university that can admit barely 7000 students at a time, where do you send d rest to?, better half education than none. |
Lady gaga has joined the fastest growing religion, the religion of peace, as for me, *walks off to shave my overgrown beards and lenghten my trousers before i cause commotion* |
aryzgreat: BEFORE I COMMENT, PEOPLE LIKE BOKO HARAM APOLOGIST MACLATUNJI HAVE NO MORALE RIGHT WHATSOEVER TO COMMENT ON ANY XTIAN THREAD AS D ANIMAL CANNOT STOMACH XTIANS COMMENTING ON MUSLIM THREADS. MACLATUNJI U ARE A FOOL TO MAKE A COMMENT HERE.well said, Atuche made a donation for a church building project and not tithe, arresting the priest by EFCC is uncalled for,because the money in question must have been paid into the parish account in which the parish priest is only a co-signatory as u wrote up there, other co-signatories include the parish chairman who is never a priest, and other executive members of the parish pastoral council. |
me?, i learnt to boil egg at 30yrs of age, cooked white rice for the first time at 29yrs of age, learnt to prepare eba at 31years of age, don't want to learn more cos i can't afford to compete with wifey in the kictchen |
Who scored dat goal, mukina where are you?, |
Please somebody advice me on what to do about this, i wrongly typed my name in the appointment form and printed it out without correctingit my interview is due next week, i have tried correct taht severally but didn't succeed and one of the rules is that the name on the appointment must be exactly as it is written in the passport, please hw do i update my profile name, somebody pls help |
please,where are nigerians in Sydney,relocated to ausie about a month ago and would really love to hook up wth many nigerian lads ![]() |
Naija car owners comment please, we got a lot to learn from u, i intend getting a tokunbo ride next month, i will really appreciate a break down of servicing costs of rides in Naira, abroad contributors, u've done well |
Who ever tagged this woman the ugliest must be daft and blind, |
Nigerians never cease to amaze me, so the blood clot dropped without leaving any blood stain, hmm , nigerians have devised other means of making money, u know how much was realised from the baby holding Quoran saga, they the mother and the birth attendand planned well, money rwlised to be share equally between the 2 parties, i wonder how long they can cover this up, only time will tell, or when the money is exhausted, i'm still watching oh |
I don't think wat u did was wrong the last time i did brain ct and MRI scans, the drs insisted that i wear gowns and its even outside naija Duxe: This good looking guy jus walked in 2 have a ct-scan! I asked him to UnCloth n change into a gown n positioned him on the couch, jus then my chief walked in n checked his card,, n shouted, 'y is he wearing a gown when he's only doing a brain ct!' apparently,my wanting 2 'show off' made me do something else! Needless 2 say i was so ashamed! |
Tissue is d bestest, its all d time tissue for me, can't imagine cooking baga stew or soup with those fingers dipped in shit |
Baba God is my main source of inspiration, i'm also inspired by words of great men and women |
Jerrygotswagg: All this one na jege, when she reach dat akpo and amala wen dem dey eat go affect, watch and see,bad belle, like it or not she will wina medal, BTW what have done to make dis country proud, only blabbing from ur hideout, mtcheeew |
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] nothing will come out oft at the end of the day |
Na wa for theses nairalanders, this is creativity now, those who call it madness can create their own let us compare and contrast, he will soon be winning awards for his creativity and travelling the world over while some NLers will be twiting from their makoko shanties, omo carry go on joo, u are doing naija proud |
Hyacinth lambert nobert |
Odinaka00: Though I don't knw yu buh RIPthe earlier u go back to school the best for u i'm sure u don't know the meaning of RIP, u sound like u were the one that sent the bandits, u've failed woefuly odinnaka.Steve will recover soon and we will continue to enjoy his colunm in sun news, speedy recovery to u steve |
Odinaka00: Though I don't knw yu buh RIPthe earlier u go bavk to school the best for u i'm sue u don't know the meaning of RIP, u sound u were the one that sent the bandits, u've failed woefuly, steve will recover soon and we continue to enjoy his colunm in sun news, speedy recovery to u steve |
Oh yes that is what makes us the giant of africa any where u stand no matter your height u can still see the giant, u know ur true friends in time of distress, 9igeria may be down but not crushed, its a question of time, and those minnows will come back bowls in hand like the prodigal sons to ask for reacceptance, ghana my gutter mtchewwwww yawkusi: Yesterday it was Ghanians harassing Nigerian traders, then South African's wanting to get rid of Nigerians,then Ghanaians demanding 2,000 Naira from Nigerians for yellow fever, then again, South Africans denying Nigerians entry visa, then British denying Nigerians visa then Americans issuing travel warning to it's citizens traveling to Nigerians. Oh my God! Why always Nigerians? Could everyone else be wrong except Nigerians? Sorry "Gaint of Africa" |
please,where are nigerians in Sydney,relocated to ausie about a month ago and would really love to hook up wth many nigerian lads
, nigerians have devised other means of making money, u know how much was realised from the baby holding Quoran saga, they the mother and the birth attendand planned well, money rwlised to be share equally between the 2 parties, i wonder how long they can cover this up, only time will tell, or when the money is exhausted, i'm still watching oh