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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Wigan Athletic Vs Manchester United (0 - 4) On 1st January 2013 by Watermelon(m): 9:14pm On Jan 01, 2013
UP MAN U, grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: A Thread For Christmas Messages by Watermelon(m): 4:12am On Dec 25, 2012
Merry Christmas to all Nlanders
PoliticsRe: No Force Can Stop Xmas Celebration –CAN by Watermelon(m): 4:07pm On Dec 24, 2012
Southerners shouldn't think they are immune to these attacks, christians in d south should be very alert tomorrow
FamilyRe: One Special Thing God Did For You This Year! by Watermelon(m): 2:52pm On Dec 24, 2012
so many great things this great and awesome God has done for me, the life good health, protection, and so many others, to HIM be all the praises thanksgiving and adoration both now and forever more
PoliticsRe: Azazi, Yakowa Die In Helicopter Crash? by Watermelon(m): 1:09am On Dec 16, 2012
may the souls of the dead rest in peace, amen
PoliticsRe: Azazi, Yakowa Die In Helicopter Crash? by Watermelon(m): 1:07am On Dec 16, 2012
[quote author=nagoma][/quote]Ode, Niger delta militants don't shoot down, they kidnap for ransom and are not known to kill their victims
HealthRe: Fibriod by Watermelon(m): 2:21pm On Dec 05, 2012
Rosebela: Any doctor in the house to help
that dr must be a quack, blood clot does not lead to fibriod, the clot is either expelled or absorbed
IslamRe: The Challenge Of Christmas For Many Muslim Families by Watermelon(m): 8:59pm On Dec 04, 2012
edreesabiodun: ...And what if I tell you your "SAVIOUR" wasn't born on the 25th of December, with proof ofcourse?
oga, were u ever told by any christian that Jesus was born on the 25th of december
HealthRe: Would You Donate Blood? by Watermelon(m): 6:07pm On Nov 29, 2012
i have donated blood once and can still donate more to save lives, i can donat organs when i'm dead but not when i'm alive
FamilyRe: Will You Attend A Friend's Wedding If You Were Not Invited? by Watermelon(m): 4:54pm On Nov 28, 2012
i'm not going anywhere if not invited no matter hw close we ar
PoliticsRe: Religious Violence Erupts In Bichi, Kano by Watermelon(m): 6:20am On Nov 23, 2012
murtalaa: When a northerner is robbed by street thugs in the south or when a northerner had scuffles with a southerner its called robbery and fight respectively. The same scenario happens in the north and you hear all kind of names from religious violence, terrorism and what have you. Northerners are robbed, killed and maimed in the south but we don't invade internet barking and condemning the whole igbo, yoruba or even christians as responsible. No, we say criminals did it. May Allah save us from illiterates and backward thinking bigots.
pls tell urself the simple truth, how many times have u heard that a northerner was robbed or killed in the south,how many times have u heard or seen religious houses set ablaze. ever heard the news of a northerner kidnapped in the south?, ii have lost count of the number of southerners killed in the north and the no of churches burnt, shops belonging to southerners razed, despite the above they enjoy absolute peace down south,
Jokes EtcRe: PHOTO: New Seating Arrangement For Exams by Watermelon(m): 7:38am On Nov 06, 2012
the invigilators' neck will definitely suffer, the more he looks the less he sees and who says exam malpractice can't take place in this kind of arrangement for those whose are determined to participate in it
TravelRe: Nigerian Ambassador To Ukraine Warns Nigerians Not To Study In Ukraine by Watermelon(m): 10:17am On Oct 16, 2012
I won't blame anyone going outside d country to study, nigerian universities can't admit more than they can train, imagine over 80,000 applicants for a university that can admit barely 7000 students at a time, where do you send d rest to?, better half education than none.
IslamRe: Lady Gaga Is Offending Muslims by Watermelon(m): 10:17pm On Oct 06, 2012
Lady gaga has joined the fastest growing religion, the religion of peace, as for me, *walks off to shave my overgrown beards and lenghten my trousers before i cause commotion*
PoliticsRe: EFCC To Arrest Priests Over Atuche’s N45 Million Tithe by Watermelon(m): 5:51am On Oct 06, 2012
aryzgreat: BEFORE I COMMENT, PEOPLE LIKE BOKO HARAM APOLOGIST MACLATUNJI HAVE NO MORALE RIGHT WHATSOEVER TO COMMENT ON ANY XTIAN THREAD AS D ANIMAL CANNOT STOMACH XTIANS COMMENTING ON MUSLIM THREADS. MACLATUNJI U ARE A FOOL TO MAKE A COMMENT HERE.

EFCC can only arrest the priest if the said amount was transfered to the priest's private account nd nt the church's account. Catholic priests dont have access to parish account though they are co-signatories and their transfer to other parishes comes un-announced by the bishop so arresting the priest for being in charge of a parish dat receives a generous donation is an effort in futility by EFCC
well said, Atuche made a donation for a church building project and not tithe, arresting the priest by EFCC is uncalled for,because the money in question must have been paid into the parish account in which the parish priest is only a co-signatory as u wrote up there, other co-signatories include the parish chairman who is never a priest, and other executive members of the parish pastoral council.
FoodRe: The First Thing You Learned How To Cook And At What Age? by Watermelon(m): 12:49am On Oct 06, 2012
me?, i learnt to boil egg at 30yrs of age, cooked white rice for the first time at 29yrs of age, learnt to prepare eba at 31years of age, don't want to learn more cos i can't afford to compete with wifey in the kictchen cheesy cry cry cry
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Colombia (3 - 0): U-17 Women's World Cup On Saturday Sept-29-2012 by Watermelon(m): 4:38pm On Sep 29, 2012
Who scored dat goal, mukina where are you?,
TravelRe: Usa Visit Visa by Watermelon(m): 3:48pm On Sep 27, 2012
Please somebody advice me on what to do about this, i wrongly typed my name in the appointment form and printed it out without correctingit my interview is due next week, i have tried correct taht severally but didn't succeed and one of the rules is that the name on the appointment must be exactly as it is written in the passport, please hw do i update my profile name, somebody pls help
TravelRe: Where Are Nigerians In Australia . by Watermelon(m): 4:04am On Sep 27, 2012
smileyplease,where are nigerians in Sydney,relocated to ausie about a month ago and would really love to hook up wth many nigerian lads smiley
Car TalkRe: How Much Do You Spend On Your Car Monthly On The Average? by Watermelon(m): 4:15pm On Sep 18, 2012
Naija car owners comment please, we got a lot to learn from u, i intend getting a tokunbo ride next month, i will really appreciate a break down of servicing costs of rides in Naira, abroad contributors, u've done well
LiteratureRe: Lessons From The World's Ugliest Woman- Lizzie Velasquez by Watermelon(m): 2:08pm On Sep 16, 2012
Who ever tagged this woman the ugliest must be daft and blind,
IslamRe: Baby Born With Rosary In Ogun State by Watermelon(m): 3:53pm On Sep 02, 2012
Nigerians never cease to amaze me, so the blood clot dropped without leaving any blood stain, hmmundecided, nigerians have devised other means of making money, u know how much was realised from the baby holding Quoran saga, they the mother and the birth attendand planned well, money rwlised to be share equally between the 2 parties, i wonder how long they can cover this up, only time will tell, or when the money is exhausted, i'm still watching oh
RomanceRe: Blunders You Have Made Infront Of Opposite Sex by Watermelon(m): 5:27pm On Aug 30, 2012
I don't think wat u did was wrong the last time i did brain ct and MRI scans, the drs insisted that i wear gowns and its even outside naija
Duxe: This good looking guy jus walked in 2 have a ct-scan! I asked him to UnCloth n change into a gown n positioned him on the couch, jus then my chief walked in n checked his card,, n shouted, 'y is he wearing a gown when he's only doing a brain ct!' apparently,my wanting 2 'show off' made me do something else! Needless 2 say i was so ashamed! cry
HealthRe: Using Tissue Or Water After Toilet, Which Is More Hygienic? by Watermelon(m): 4:00pm On Aug 13, 2012
Tissue is d bestest, its all d time tissue for me, can't imagine cooking baga stew or soup with those fingers dipped in shit
Christianity EtcRe: What Inspires You To Stay Focused? by Watermelon(m): 2:57pm On Aug 12, 2012
Baba God is my main source of inspiration, i'm also inspired by words of great men and women
SportsRe: Blessing Okagbare Wins Heat 4 Of Olympics 100M Race by Watermelon(m): 10:55pm On Aug 03, 2012
Jerrygotswagg: All this one na jege, when she reach dat akpo and amala wen dem dey eat go affect, watch and see,
bad belle, like it or not she will wina medal, BTW what have done to make dis country proud, only blabbing from ur hideout, mtcheeew
PoliticsRe: Your Expectations From The Trial Of The Subsidy Fraud Suspects by Watermelon(m): 3:06pm On Jul 28, 2012
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nothing will come out oft at the end of the day
FashionRe: Ghana-Must-Go Shirt & Cap On Model by Watermelon(m): 8:08pm On Jul 27, 2012
Na wa for theses nairalanders, this is creativity now, those who call it madness can create their own let us compare and contrast, he will soon be winning awards for his creativity and travelling the world over while some NLers will be twiting from their makoko shanties, omo carry go on joo, u are doing naija proud
FamilyRe: Do People Still GiveTheir Babies These Funny Names? by Watermelon(m): 7:57pm On Jul 26, 2012
Hyacinth
lambert
nobert
PoliticsRe: Sun Newspaper Editor, Steve Nwosu Shot By Bandits.. by Watermelon(m): 12:37pm On Jul 26, 2012
Odinaka00: Though I don't knw yu buh RIP
the earlier u go back to school the best for u i'm sure u don't know the meaning of RIP, u sound like u were the one that sent the bandits, u've failed woefuly odinnaka.Steve will recover soon and we will continue to enjoy his colunm in sun news, speedy recovery to u steve
PoliticsRe: Sun Newspaper Editor, Steve Nwosu Shot By Bandits.. by Watermelon(m): 12:35pm On Jul 26, 2012
Odinaka00: Though I don't knw yu buh RIP
the earlier u go bavk to school the best for u i'm sue u don't know the meaning of RIP, u sound u were the one that sent the bandits, u've failed woefuly, steve will recover soon and we continue to enjoy his colunm in sun news, speedy recovery to u steve
TravelRe: Yellow-Fever Card: Ghana Denies Nigerians Entry by Watermelon(m): 2:50pm On Jul 24, 2012
Oh yes that is what makes us the giant of africa any where u stand no matter your height u can still see the giant, u know ur true friends in time of distress, 9igeria may be down but not crushed, its a question of time, and those minnows will come back bowls in hand like the prodigal sons to ask for reacceptance, ghana my gutter mtchewwwww
yawkusi: Yesterday it was Ghanians harassing Nigerian traders, then South African's wanting to get rid of Nigerians,then Ghanaians demanding 2,000 Naira from Nigerians for yellow fever, then again, South Africans denying Nigerians entry visa, then British denying Nigerians visa then Americans issuing travel warning to it's citizens traveling to Nigerians. Oh my God! Why always Nigerians? Could everyone else be wrong except Nigerians? Sorry "Gaint of Africa"
, Everyone else could not be wrong!

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