₦airaland Forum

Alejhandro:
If u wan make ur post come front page for nairaland, just find one snake pishure put


Or beta still, go bush go find snake kill

Or olajumoke takes pic with a big snake killed by a 20yr old in Abia state

No.

Micho is an excellent manager and will eventually land a top job even even if not with Nigeria.

Without a single Europe based player in his Ugandan team, he still managed to humble our loud mouth super chickens in the so called nest of champions. Lol

The same nest where Akwa United got knocked the f.u.k out over the weekend. That ground needs cleansing lol

Omg!

op you like kasala gist sha lol

But na hunger cause this kain ting? aiya

We need an experienced hungry foreign coach. We can either pursue that or continue recycling the same local coaches and then pretend expected results are unexpected....

Na una sabi

Plenty of good universities outside of Nigeria are likely to accept you on Masters degree courses and if you do well in it, develop your soft skills and adapt yourself suitably (in manners, presentation, awareness etc you get the drift) you will be professionally better off than most of your cramming champion 2-1 colleagues.

I should know.

dammytosh:
Yes 1 match out of the 14 competitive matches he played

I think these are his results in competitive fixtures

Nigeria 2 Burkina Faso 0 CHAN Qualifier
Burkina Faso 0 Nigeria 0 CHAN Qualifier
Tanzania 0 Nigeria 0 AFCON 2017 Qualifier
Swaziland 0 Nigeria 0 World Cup Qualifier
Nigeria 2 Swaziland 0 World Cup Qualifier
Nigeria 4 Niger 1 CHAN 2016
Tunisia 1 Nigeria 1 CHAN 2016
Guinea 1 Nigeria 0 CHAN 2016

Have I missed something?

If I am right that means he recorded 1 loss in 8 competitive games and also notably 3 wins. Not exactly a glowing report is it, especially considering the opposition?

edi287:
Agree he has poor man management skills, but he is tactically astute; superior to keshi in that regard.

While there was a general consensus that Keshi was tactically deficient, even then claiming Oliseh is tactically better than him I expect will be very difficult for anyone to substantiate.

I certainly didn't see any evidence of his claimed tactical superiority in ANY of the matches he managed. What I saw was Nigerian players doing what we have come to get used to lately which is struggle against any and every opposition.

dammytosh:
He brought 14 matches and lost just 1 match.

It is not a crime to resign after 5 months of "NO PAY"

He lost 1 in 14? Are you sure about this?

He was a terrible man manager and tactically did not offer anything special.

What exactly did this guy bring to the table? Can anyone help answer this?

#falseprophet

As far as coaching is concerned Oliseh is/was a charlatan with training badges. The best thing he has done since being appointed is resigning and that shows for all his inadequacies he is far from stupid.

Goodbye, I say.

princejayboss:
If you know your onions on economics well .... The rate should be on 199/200 or 201.... Take your time and do the maths

I dont know 'my onions' you may wish enlighten me.

Is it possible to have 50 top managers in a bank? Hmm we dey learn new things every day! L

Has anyone taken a second to wonder about a few things:

Where did the figure of N200 to a dollar come from?
What is that round figure based upon?
Why does Ubah repeatedly quote N200 and not a different figure, perhaps N220 or N240 etc?
Is someone playing on our collective senses and intelligence?

Surely Something is not right.Hopefully we find out what that something is.

Naijas like magic and miracles so even if he said he can make the exchange rate £1 to 50kobo overnight and finished off his statement by saying business is secret, most people Nigerians would sadly believe it.

Oh really?! who would have guessed that eh?!

Gaddem this is some bad shit!

Kai Naijas sha.so this kain gist don enter 4 pages. Wonderful...meanwhile 70% of una never see food chop lol

Until the OP defines his idea of the meaning of wealth, it would be impossible to get a generally acceptable response to this question.

The Merriam-Webster dictionary defines wealth as
'abundance of valuable material possessions or resources'

In my opinion, being a 'salaried-individual' you cannot possibly ever become wealthy. Yes investing part of your salary will get you more security and closer to the goal of financial independence however, crossing the threshold required to reach a state of abundance in the context intended in the English Dictionary will almost certainly not be met.

My salary in Naira is just under N3m p/m and I am still poor. Lol

Wonderful. Thank God NEPA no take light. Lol

Superstar or one hit wonder?

Naija una too funny. Cute family? Abeg how ur family be abi una be monsters? This is a Very normal family o

Yes he may come across as more articulate than your typical Naija coach BUT I maintain, Mr Sunday Ogochukwu Oliseh is a false Prophet.

Take my words to the bank.

For guys: not exactly sure what you could do to make a woman feel a new buzz...sorry

For girls: wake your man up with head as a surprise. (That's assuming you don't do this usually)

Thank me later

ariesbull:
There is a thin line between decent living and humiliating living all are jobs but prostitutions ain't decent at all unless you are a Benin man

Drugs aibt decent at all unless you are a Columbian or Latino

Credit card racket aint decent at all unless you are Y man

You must be mad. Bigot!

There is dignity in labour. Jobs such a these are what immigrants typically start off with. Those with the right skill set will move on to bigger and better things in no time....and those that blocked to pass most of their courses and don't have the soft skills and adaptability required to cut it end up as career cleaners, security guards etc

Na so oo

Good one Ifeanyi Ubah FC! Lol

Hope the players have been informed on the modus operandi of the Nigerian Premier League. They dare not hope to win away from home, especially in games played in the Northern parts of the country. Anyway the refs will see to that regardless...

Ifeanyi Ubah FC! how creative and imaginative of the owner!! Hahahaha

Only in Africa can such rubbish be found smh

Thank God I don't have to apply for visa anywhere lol