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From the symptoms of this ailment I am forced to prescribe Pen-is-ilin, to be vigourously administered through the forward facing orifice in the lower part of her anatomy.

I trust this remedy will deliver the required results. Just repeat treatment once or twice daily until symptoms seize to appear.

Thank me later...

For the umpteenth time, the reasoning capacity of some of those who have so far commented on this thread comes to question.

The American agent has come to 'reap' where he did not sow. This may be true. However, the key thing missing here is this. Has Amuneke's recommended agent made any concrete arrangements to have this boy transferred to a good club in Europe? If so, why no mention of it?

The most vital selling point an agent has is his list of contacts. If you dont have those contacts already established then any player you represent will be taking a big gamble in letting you guide him.

The american said he had come to nigeria to take iheanacho to Man City!!

For example if you were an aspiring player and you had the choice of being represented by an agent with links to some clubs in Cyprus or even no links establised at all and a different agent with links to Porto and Man City, which would you go for?

I still understand Amunekes anger though, he will not be happy at the proscoet of not gaining anything from any proposed transfer.

TIA (this is africa)

[quote author=vokal_guy]Am I the only one here who is worried we are playing Italy two days after playing Ethiopia? I mean did we forget about jet-lag and fatigue?[/quote]Italy also had a game over the weekend against Germany.

UNLEASHED: Can I get a ticket at the stadium bro?

Yes you can. I was there to pick up my reserved tickets at around lunch time.

While I was there, it seemed like the Italian fans outnumbered the Naijas by a ratio of 5 to 1. No alarm about that though, they have been allocated 3 quarters of the seats because i think the Italian FA oraganised the game? not sure

Also note that the ticket office shuts at 5pm, dont know if they'll extend their opening hours for late purchases.

Congrats Nigerians!!

NB: truth be told we were thoroughly outplayed for the entire duration of the game!!

I am ashamed of that performance...should I bother going to the game against Italy on Monday night?

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biafranqueen: In the Village-Shopping in the open market, the fresh scent of air dried laundry, my brilliant tailor, help with house chores, walking on the road after eating greeting neighbors, always a house full of people, big open compound where the children can play from sun up to sun down without worrying about them. Every weekend event to attend, life is never dull in the village, they really know how to make you feel like a celebrity and so important.

You actually did eat your neighbours when they came to visit?? LoL

abeg sorry o, but wetin be this abacha wen everybody dey miss like this? na food??

People always say they recognise me as a model/celeb!.... I'm not!! really!!!

Usbeel: Situated at the geographical North-Eastern part of Nigeria, Bauchi State remains the best tourism haven with a warm and hospitable weather as well as over 15 different destinations that rightly earned it the slogan as ‘The Pearl of Africa’s Tourism’.
It is a land of endless potential, largely unspoiled. Its natural endowments raw, yet strikingly beautiful with spectacular sights and awe-inspiring beauty that offer a wealth of destinations for tourism and leisurely activities.
From the medieval, to the natural or invented, visitors will seek the end to the suspense in discovering this Pearl of Tourism known as Bauchi State.
This land remains a secret that is rich in abundant historical heritage buried in the likes of the ancient Babban Gwani local structure in Kafi n Madaki, the fi rst mining Beacon in Nigeria located at Tilden Fulani, the Panshanu stone hips in Toro, the Geji rock paintings in Shira as well as the Shadawanka rock paintings and the tomb of Nigeria’s fi rst and only Prime Minister in Bauchi... The babban gwani, soro at the Bauchi emir's palace, which up till to day, there is no architect or engineer in the world that knows why the tall building, sides and top stands without any pile/column, and many have tried to build its kind but it keeps on collapsing_
I don't have to keep typing! Just checkout http://www.nationalmirroronline.net/new/yuguda-changing-the-face-of-tourism-to-improve-revenue-generation-in-bauchi/
And you will know Bauchi remains the most tourist place!!!

My friend i have been to Yankari several times, although the last time was about 10 yrs ago. No doubt the place holds a lot of potential but asking anyone to go anywhere in NORTHEASTERN NIGERIA for TOURSIM in TODAYS NIGERIA?!!

Okayooo

Safe journey!

Did this man just mention tourism and bauchi (north eastern nigeria) in the same sentence??!!

No be lie, i dey come

Even Borno state sef should start thier Lake Chad tourism campaign.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh the likes of Cornell, Harvard, Princeton, Yale, U.Penn, Oxford, Cambridge, Insead etc are soo scard they will soon be knocked off their perch!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Naijas are funny sha, thats how yesterday the other man 'Prof. something' said Naija is capable of generating 160,000MW of electricity by the end of next year - to put in perspective this is equivalent of building about 102 nuclear reactors in the country within 14 months

You (us) peeps are you really deep poo in that country!!

If this man is really a prof. and he really made this statement then has has let himself down big time. This claim cannot be achieved within the time frame suggested. I know this for certain and I am not a prof.

All the comments on this topic and NL at large provides unmistakable evidence of a united Nigeria!!

Really!! One Nigeria united in sheer stupidity, greed and ethnic bigotry. It was in the blood of your founding fathers, its now in your blood and will pass through to your offsprings.

There is certainly hope for the future, like someone said 'you wont recognise Nigeria in 5-10yrs time'

hahahahahahaha ....Got that right, i probably wouldnt, neither would you.

Rubbish people = Rubbish country

Bar man abeg give me another beer

Please read about this man on wikileaks and come back to comment.

chidindufrank: If this man open church tomorrow I swear customers go full his church

Customer for church?! Gaddem this no be joke oo

25omega: you can download a photo re-sizer from here:
http://download.cnet.com/FastStone-Photo-Resizer/3000-2192_4-10319476.html

this will help you reduce the size of those pics. i hope you do it cause i would love to see the pics of cape verde

Cool, i'll do it tonight. Its loveeeely!!!!

Q: Why are fathers overprotective of thier daughters?

A: Because they dont want some random dude fertilizing her egg


But fathers in Ajegunle wouldnt be too protective of their daughters when shes with dudes from Banana 'Iceland'

Sagamite: For me, the first WC I saw was 2006. The 2014 WC would be the first I would understand what is going on and will have a lasting memory.

Bless

Haha my first super eagles game was in the 1988 AFCON. I was 8 at the time lol

Sagamite: Ah! Yes sir.

Awon Daddy.

Me, I was born in 1996, so I no go know.



Yep.

First attempt, World Cup final.

Like we saw in the confed cup,it will take something more than special to beat Brazil when playing at home. The further they get in the tournament the harder it would be to knock them out.

Not many teams manage to beat Spain 3 nil in a competitive game.

Argentina while having a very good team will have almost zero neutral support in Brazil so that may be a factor too. Imagine Nigeria hosting a World Cup, i am sure not many Nigerians 'neutrals' will be cheering Cameroun when they take to the field. Forget all the talk about one africa lol

I was in Nigeria during Nigeria 99 World Youth Tournament and I was in the stadium in Bauchi to see the USA v Cameroun group match. All the Camerounians got were boos from 'us' me inclusive!

They lost 3-1 or something like that LoL

pickabeau1: Brazil - too reliant on neymar - QF berth, Semi final at best

Argentina - may grow into it - They are showing some grit

Spain - see finish...

Germans - can they do it this time

Guys please dont be using the fact that we were able to surprise people at the last AFCON as a barometer for measuring our strengths. Beating Ethiopia, CIV, Mali and Burkina Faso is very different from holding your own against established teams in the world cup. Even the usual 3rd rate teams i.e. Switzerland, Ecuador, Mexico, USA, Turkey, Japan, Greece etc (i guess you know what i mean by 3rd rate) are as strong as our current team. on our day we can beat them and on their day they'll beat us tidy!

As for the 2nd rate teams i.e. England, Portugal, Belgium, Sweden, etc (again i guess you know what i mean) will be confident in beating us rountinely!

Then the 1st rate teams (world class teams i.e Spain, Germany, Holland, Italy, Brazil, Argentina, France) apart from blind patriotism that tells you otherwise we have almost no chance!!...we can beat them on a very very good day but the good money is on them beating us without getting out of 1st gear.

with this analysis 2nd round is a good showing (we are still celebrating the 2nd round showing of 20yrs ago). A Quaterfinal appearance will be hugely successfull and the players will return to Nigeria as heroes forever, fact!

I wont say anything about a semi or final appearance because the fact is as at today, this is very very unlikely , nigh on impossible!

The bookies are offering odds of 250 to 1 on Nigeria winning the world cup. I guess that says it all....thats about the same odds you'll get on Aston Villa winning the Premiership. Nuff said.

When looking at the situation from a civilised perspective you would be forced to conclude that sadly this contraption called Nigeria CANNOT be saved. We are too far down the route to destruction...and deep down the wise ones amongst us know it...though we may not say so.

When Nigerians in diaspora say it here they get attacked. Too bad...

On the other hand when looking at the same situation from a typical Nigerian perspective (see Billygee and Billionaires comments) then apparently there is no problem at all. Nigeria is the best country in the world.

Good luck to you all.

....and rather unfortunately you can find them all on Nairaland.

emmanuel4758: u dey craze man d draw na tomorow and fifa go first cm out before regional...just upgrade ur fuckin sense

see this transvestite o?? your fadaaa!!!

when the rankings are done tomorrow compare it to what i have posted here and come and tell me the difference..eeeedioitic moronic imbecilic rodent like you

There is too much foolishness in Nigeria and amongst Nigerians

Sep-13 rankings (CAF)
1 CIV 902
2 ghana 815
3 algeria 762
4 Cape V 739
5 nigeria 707
6 mali 704
7 egypt 611
8 burkina 607
9 cameroun586
10 tunisia 580
11 Senegal 534
12 SA 528
13 libya 520
14 zambia 515
15 sierra l 497
16 maroc 492
17 guinea 487
18 togo 486
19 Uganda 457
20 gabon 421
21 Angola 400
22 Benin 398
23 COD 392
24 congo 388
25 Ethiopia 386

Any of the unseeded teams can truncate our world cup dreams if we play rubbish in any of the 2 legs. Its all about clean sheets now, especially in the home leg. I am quietly confident regardless of who we get drawn with.

The cartoon stage has ended!

BANCE!!!!!

Okay seriously..Ross Barkley of Everton has a Nigerian dad.
Innocent Emeghara of Switzerland was born in Lagos and is very much a naija boy even more than I am
Gabby Agbonlahor of England...nuff said
Ikechi Anya of Scotland ...born in Scotland to a Nigerian dad and ROmanian mum

Them plenty ooo just say i no fit write all now

END TIME TINGS!! LoL couldnt help it, sorry!

[quote author=ImHotep-X]Well, a few countries on the list were represented by two or more cities - how come all the villages you listed up there ^^^^ didn't get a mention?

All those villages combined should never be mentioned in the same sentence as Lagos. People from there migrate to Lagos, not the other way round. You can overdose on haterade as much as you want, but you lot can never touch Lagos. Lagos is head and shoulders above all those villages - FACT!

And hell yeah, my fore-fathers set the tone for what Lagos is today. (REAL)Lagosians have always been far ahead of everyone in Nigeria way before there was a Nigeria. We're talking about merchants who controlled the coast and monopolised trades here - savvy and ingenious people who put Lagos on the world map![/quote]Remember the name 'Eko' means war camp. Just saying

Justosaus: congrats. Either u're newly married or u don't have a (demanding) job. Whichever it is, congrats again

Congrats. Either you're single with no child or for whatever reason just dont have a clue what it feels like being a NEW DAD. whichever it is, congrats again.

I havent read the fine details but were these points clarified?

Does anyone know what this project cost the Ogun State tax payer?

How would these taxis be run, Franchished or directly run by govt?

What are the Maintainance arrangements in place as a project of this size may benefit from a single point of contact framework agreement?

Are these taxis meant to be profit making or subsidised?

Etc Etc

When threads like this come up you then realise just how many nairalanders were born in the late 80s/90s. Small small children them lol bless you

Alex O is legendary in Nigerian music. Nuff said

Nigerians are backward sha...kai see comments!! Marine spirit ni, initiation ko plus blood water in baby nostrils hahahahahahaa

This thing is not even news in the developed world. lol

The funny thing is as soon as one 'naija big man's' wife does it all of you will rush to follow as in..thats the new level to show you have made it LoL