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2weeks, u av been careless, d usb cord myt b broken within, yu need to replace or twist d cord part closest tu d usb port and tie or cellotape it, for a 3day management period, d controller don spoil, wen yu buy new one, keep it safe with d wire loose wen not in use, don tie d wire round d controller, reduces longeivity

is dis not, emm emm, how do dey put it ooh.. emm end time things,? hmmn

one question o op.
na ur house im post d letter wey e con b say na onli yu get d copy, abeg lemme wait for confirmation b4 i comment

op ,yu really try, nice piece
make i finish my ewa gornyi and read it again

does wande coal not av his own record label? uba don start again..

sighs, one month already, dats fast.
been depressed for tuweeks strayt, smtimes demon ideas pop up to end d depression, buh i shruggle dem off and mov on..
it has not been easy, i dont even rememba how manny jobs i av applied for, na only those useless greenworld ppl de disturb my phone, stil hopin heaven would shine d lite,.. to say i b girl na, den al dis girls disturbin me would b bois and al i need do is trick one of dem into marriage, dat for ease d depression,

*kneels down sobbing* oluwa bless my hustle..

Eobiabo: You are beautiful indeed, I hope u marry a handsome wife, so u guys would compliment each other

gbam.

i de cum

bia yemi2plus, yu wan park ya motor for al d space ni?, abeg shift ur hommer make i park my kekemarwa,
reserved.

who misses tugo?, dat platform is for children of ages 10 tu 13,

hian, twitter don get aba made,
indi*** kwenu!

i will b infront of my tv, i no get work so i cant fly to calabar, but dis i can do, i wil dance ethigi wit my balls for each goal they score, thats patriotic enuf for an unemployed depresed nigerian graduate

i rememba bac den in d nysc camp, i was at an indomie spot one nyt wen a guy stroled in wit a babe, dey ordered indomie, d gurl ordered more dan d guy, while eating d girl ordered some more as take away for ha roomates, damn dis boy na fool ni, was wat i thought, not knowin while speakin igbo wit d seller he had arranged evry tin, he walked out to pee was wat we thought, not knowin he had paid for d food de were eatin alone and left d take away for d girl to pay, 10mins later wen it was obvious d guy wasnt comin bac d babe was naw beggin d seller to take bac d take away, for wia! d seller nor gree oh, we laf dat girl dat day enh,
she paid wit ha money by force.. i loved dat day.

holy sh.it.. no shoes for lyf, wtf

to b frank i just opened d thread scrolled down to reply and typed dis *tel him to shetop* enuf promisses about powa, i av a generator,
imagine phcn brought my bill for last month, d bill was demandin 7k, for one month, their fada, i did a mental calc dats exactly 70litres of fuel, dat would last for more dan a month i just flinged d steewpid bill away, my gen is reliable and available,

eiya, yu stil neva upgrade ur own firmware bdat, nxt tym yu meetin a girl in an eatery yu get there first and rarpor wit d waiter, tel him wateva d chics demand is unavailable xcept for rice and stew wit fish of course, for drinks only bobo,
cunnin man go biry cunnin man bdat.

where iz zit.naw

Yea, d latest is dem(glo) changing ur network plan, to welcome bac, this happened to me 3times in two weeks, d first time ut happened i calld d customer care a.k.a self service( nairalands synonymous word for mas.tur.bation) and d stewpin lady turned al blames on me dat i may have mistakenly entered d code on my fone unknowingly, goin bac to my prefered plan costs 100, i did, d next tudays same tin happened, dis tyme d customer care rep said twas a tech problem, anoda hundred box, d nextweek it happened again.. i jist removed d sim and kept in under my dvd, till further notice, dat network provider needs serious intervention from God knws wat.

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Subom1: Arsehole , before you enter the Jerusalem, at least let your intention be clear that you are not going to marry her

u bera b careful, its girls like yu dat bring out the mike tyson in me,

its usually more females wen it coms to banks, awon oloshi...

they v chosen for me aready,d topic should rather b 'would you marry d man or woman chosen by ur parents?'
wel mine is a no, d babe chosen wasnt dat cute, but d size of ha nicki(breast) and minaj(bombom) gives me a hard on for a week, stil hopin to enta the gates of jerusalem sha, but no marriage,

whaat is dis? i wrote breas.t not breast, which kain majik b dis

choi, rihanna yu aff spoil finish, c as ur ryt cheek blush as d guy squeez d ryt breast,

na wa ooh, dis is serious!

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