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get ur free solar eclipse rocking on all networks, its our ryt , others have already started enjoying the eclipse, send me 400recharge card to my numba in my profile and i will send yu d solar eclipse tweak, or drop ur email...am already downloading free with the eclipse dont b left out..

there has to be only one drunk in d house, dat would b d man/father/husband...it has been so since time immemorial

hahahahahaaaa, that regretful feeling yu get after loosing ur virginity, .. welcome on board dude, now ur frnd(dats yu if am not mistaken) knows how overated sex is.. *in dady showkey's voice* shakara don end o, end o shakara don end o she don get belle shakara don end oo.

i wont marry o, dats inbreeding

D NEXT STEP IS TO READ UR BIBLE AND PRAY EVERYDAY, no work for naija. my sista, moni dat would av benefited us by creatin employement has been used to purchase bulletproof cars

op pls go and do it, mesef de contempl8 on doing mine, d past scares me, but d earlier yu knw ur status d better for al of us..@ those that av done theirs, did yu get d result almost immediatetly, cos i no wan die of hrt attck biko..

yes it does, cos somtyms wen am driving and a car or person 'gets under my skin' i always get dis urge to ram dem with ma car, something i do alot in gta,
ps i nor b smal pickin oh, how much more d effect on smally dem. buh d game sweet sha,
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yaaay, since last month, i wont say am FISRT TO COMMENT cos am biga dan dat

Morgan1092: U re on a LONG THING dude

seeerious loonng thing.

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yaaaaayyy! i know d lady oo, was at cele one time like dat and saw a monsterious crowd gathered round d abacha joint, wen i looked closer i saw a giant bowl of abacha so tempting i salivated imediately, decided to buy some take away and saw d sellers, dey were albinos(no offence o) plus d que i just swallowed spit and changed my mind, thank God for me o, i for de one intensive care unit for general hospital, choi

if i hear blessing from anibody mouth again, wat happened on d NYSC thread yesterday would repeat itsef, even me sef stil feel extra lucky to hav finished my service yr, i served in a place where killin snakes was forbidden, yu c snakes every where cos its a rural settlement, d girls ar laced with hiv, my room produces scorpions from d ceiling everytime it rains, no lyt, no network, no water yu wash ur whites and cook with purewater, d pll dont speak inglish, ppa pays 1k a month state and local govt do not pay corpers and to crown it al i had an accident when discharged after pop..
so tel me wat has nysc been for me??

hahahahaa, unemployed graduates de vex ooh, guys make una free d clown na, we already knw dem for wat de ar, greenworld ppl,

yaayyyy, dancin etigi... i lov shearsee..

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I knw dis is not a new game, god of war but I saw it d last tym I went to computer village, didnt buy cos I doubted d authenticity, god of war was made for playstations only, so I wanna confirm if it would work for mai laptop, if yes do yu av it in stock?

she is being abused, and yu cal it murder, I would sa y she did it out of self defence, y wil a man beat his wife, if I was d neighbour, I for kill d man mysef... Thank God he is dead, good ridance..
Una fit attck me, I don already talk my mind. Lobatan!

Fp ,

bjprodint: am happy we won too,mere seeing d crowd in calabar will kill d ethiopians but they also play good football super eagles shouldnt b over confident they should just play with seriousness and dedication,i want to see my victor moses play well,i av a crush on dat dude

Na wa for naija chics o, dat ugly short moses, dat never shaves.. Me wey b 6ft 2 wit fyn face and athletic stature, una no giv me crush jist because my future is promising.. God go do am for me soon.

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Chazzyboy: U mean they pee and sh*t and eat at the same time?

*taps ogor* noo the restaurant was designed to mimick a restroom,

lynpetra: This is exactly what is happening to me.My bf's ex who is married has refused to stop calling him,esp late at night,and esp while things are set in motion.At first,I laughed about it until one night my bobo is sleeping,his phone wad ringing persistantly,I didn't pick(I don't pick his calls),but a message came immediately and it reads,"...because of that your Abuja gurl,you refused to pick abi".I vexxxxxxed!What A married woman with a child??My man??Lynpetra!laye!


What did I do??
I went to my bf's facebook page,visit his friends lists,took time to fish her out,it wasn't hard to muss for her profile pics is her wedding pics,I visited her friends list(she no even privatise her page),saw her husband,then added him immediately!God punish devil!The next day he accepted!I called my bobo,and I told him all I did the previous night and what I wud do in the next 5 mins if he doesn't call that bitttttch not to ever call him again else I wud use his laptop to upload all the pics of thier time together before her marriage on her husband's page with the word,"oga tell ur wife say my bobo nooo want her expiredddd kpekus again,she shud stop disturbing"nonsensical nonsensicus!!

*in stewie's voice* damn woman, yu scaaaary.. Yu dont pick calls buh yu read messages.. Hian..

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May God vanderlise all their loot, y dem nova scrap am? Mai broda stil de road ryt naw from benue afta pop yesterday, endangerin youths life in d name of youth service, nonsense