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Autos / Re: SOLD! SOLD!! SOLD!!! Super Clean 2004 Toyota Camry Xle For Quick Sale by webmastern(m): 4:16pm On Apr 06, 2013
How much?
Autos / Re: A Nigerian Used Toyota Camry For Sale....(big Daddy)...550K by webmastern(m): 11:44am On Mar 28, 2013
550k or 800k? which is?
Autos / Re: Swap My Car Thread by webmastern(m): 3:01pm On Mar 25, 2013
calebesq:
hw neat is ur honda accord? i hv toyota tiny light and interested in swapin with babyboy n u pay me d difference. interested call 08038724002
ur funny. I should pay u d diff. Well, what i have in mind is a 03 accord or 03 camry; to swap with 98 accord + cash.

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Autos / Re: Swap My Car Thread by webmastern(m): 5:13pm On Mar 19, 2013
1998 honda accord here; swap with a 2003 camry. Holla
Business / Re: Nigeria's First Online Mega Store: Partners Needed by webmastern(m): 4:54pm On Jan 07, 2013
Nice. Its been 3 years now. Whats the update?
Autos / Re: Stop Wasting Money By Going To Cotonou To Buy Cars. by webmastern(m): 9:51pm On Oct 11, 2012
how much for a 2003 accord? What is your email address? Thanks
Autos / Re: Craziest Deal....all Cars, All Models At Auction Prices Here..!!!!! Unbelievable by webmastern(m): 12:21pm On Sep 08, 2012
auction prices indeed
Autos / Re: Husky 5000 Wats Generator 10 + Hp Model 030436 For Sale,price N130K by webmastern(m): 10:27pm On Sep 02, 2012
The fuel consumption is on the high side. 5 gallons in 10 hours on 50% load.

1 gallon = 3.8litres
5 gallons = 3.8 * 5 = 19litres
That means
19litres will last for 10 hours on 50% load.
Pls correct me if am wrong.
Politics / Re: There Will Be No More Power Outages – FG by webmastern(m): 4:32pm On Aug 12, 2012
lwise: No light since thursday oooo
just thursday? Mine is now 10 days and counting....
Autos / Re: Buy Honda Cars And Jeeps Direct From Auction. 150 To Choose From. by webmastern(m): 5:07pm On Aug 09, 2012
send link to webmasternn@yahoo.com. Thanks.
Religion / Re: What's Your Favourite Bible Scripture Verse? by webmastern(m): 9:14pm On Aug 05, 2012
Billyonaire: ....Money Answereth all things.....
thats my fav. Ecls 10:19
Romance / Re: I Think My Girlfriend Is Tired Of Me. I Love Her by webmastern(m): 10:11pm On Aug 03, 2012
Coefficient:

Wickeder grin


wickedest
Autos / Re: 5 Months Registered Sparkling Clean Honda EOD 05 For Sale by webmastern(m): 10:02pm On Aug 03, 2012
5 months used eod, 1:5m asking So how much is d toks?
Car Talk / Re: Your First Driving Lessons by webmastern(m): 11:42am On Aug 03, 2012
grin
Car Talk / Re: Your First Driving Lessons by webmastern(m): 11:41am On Aug 03, 2012
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Jokes Etc / Re: Bingo....u Don't Need To Laf by webmastern(m): 7:35am On Jul 31, 2012
Harbioollah: I dnt care if its copy n Paste bt u gat me laughing
dont mind d fo.ol. Y u no go tell comedians y dem dey lift peoples jokes?
Jokes Etc / Re: Warri Boy Story by webmastern(m): 7:21pm On Jul 30, 2012
hehehehehehe. Joke of d year!
Nairaland / General / Re: Answer This Question Sincerely Please! by webmastern(m): 6:50pm On Jul 30, 2012
haba! Why ask me to choose between d devil n d deep blue sea?
Jokes Etc / Add Your Own by webmastern(m): 6:48pm On Jul 30, 2012
Dog & Bone,
Girls & Money,
Guys & Sex,
Police & Bribe,
Pastors & Seed,
Native Dr & Fowl,
Monkey & Banana,
Terry G & weed,
Jim Hyke & fight,
Jonathan & committee,
Boko Haram & Bomb.......
Webmasters / Re: Free Logo For Your Websites by webmastern(m): 3:13pm On Jul 30, 2012
Ur good. I appreciate your concepts. Mine is Naira Network Ltd, into software and website development. Thanks
Religion / When Is The End Of Times? by webmastern(m): 7:40am On Jul 26, 2012
In secondary school it was the end times, in University it was still the end times. Now am graduated and working and we are still in the end times. The #endTimes, making money for Nigerian churches since 1992.
Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by webmastern(m): 5:34pm On Jul 22, 2012
Very nice thread.

My 99 accord transmission behaves thus:
Gear selection works fine but when I hit 60km and upwards and maybe approaching a bump or traffic light, at the point of bringing the car to a stop to enable me climb the bump or stop at the traffic light, i get this heavy jack only once. Changed all engine seats and tranasmission fluid severally to no avail. Mech says to change the transmission. Any suggestions Thanks.
Fashion / Re: Who Are The Best Designers In Nigeria? by webmastern(m): 4:07pm On Jul 11, 2012
fashion designer? web designer? Top designer in what?
Car Talk / Re: Cars On Google Trader Very Cheap . How Real?? by webmastern(m): 10:30pm On Jun 21, 2012
US-AutoBuy:
If it too good to be true......

A 2007 Pathfinder will clear for about 500k

How could they sell for 500k?

How much they buy? ship? and make profit?


Don't be taken for a ride while trying to buy a ride.

spot on. i feel you.
Car Talk / Re: Cars On Google Trader Very Cheap . How Real?? by webmastern(m): 9:47pm On Jun 18, 2012
hmmmm
Car Talk / Re: Cars On Google Trader Very Cheap . How Real?? by webmastern(m): 2:49pm On Jun 18, 2012
iwakunbaba: Pls those guys are 419,some1 tried them , they said he shuld send som money to bring the cars tpo ur location. BEWARE

One also told me same but i asked for his address and he gave it to me. He is in lagos but am in Abuja so I cant go there to check it out. But if there is anyone here that has acquired a car from google trader, please share your experience.

PS: One seller told me the cars are custom auction.

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Car Talk / Re: Cars On Google Trader Very Cheap . How Real?? by webmastern(m): 2:46pm On Jun 18, 2012
Has anyone ever bought a ride there before? Please share.
Car Talk / Cars On Google Trader Very Cheap . How Real?? by webmastern(m): 1:52pm On Jun 18, 2012
Just browsing through the car section on google trader today (http://www.google.com.ng/local/trader) and found some cars at a very cheap rate.
E.g nissan pathfinder 2007 going for 500K - http://www.google.com.ng/local/trader/listing/-/fbf49edc60b4bb81/_5e51c6de8ed9fc8c_?state=ChYKCmNhcnN0cnVja3MaBm5pc3NhbiAUEgoaBnNlYXJjaCAV
EOD 2006 going for 300K - http://www.google.com.ng/local/trader/listing/-/cc8394337e0c6ee/_1c1b73514835576d_?state=ChMKCmNhcnN0cnVja3MaBWhvbmRhEgoaBnNlYXJjaCAB.

I called the sellers and they told me its for real. How can this be possible?

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Jokes Etc / The Gospel According To 'saint' Farouk by webmastern(m): 6:26pm On Jun 13, 2012
The Gospel According To ‘Saint’ Farouk
1) And it came to pass after these things, on
the first day of the first month of the twelfth
year after the second millennium, that king
Jona son of Bele announced to the people
saying; there is no money left in the royal
treasury, and the future of the kingdom is in
great danger.
2) Therefore, a measure of oil shall no longer
sell for three scores of silver and seven, but
shall now be seven scores of silver and one.
But the people grumbled aloud, and said unto
another, what shall it profit our king to gain
all these oil money and lose his throne?
3) For it is appointed unto him to reign but
once, and after this prison, for many are the
atrocities which he has committed.
4) So they said unto the king, eat thou thy
food in peace in the palace, and surround
thou thyself with thine women, only touch
not our oil price and do thy people no harm.
5) But the king would not listen, and said
unto himself, I know my people, they shall
only grumble for a while and soon they shall
forget.
6) But the people would not forget, for the
burden was too much for them to bear, and
they said; now unto him that is able to
increase the price of oil exceeding
abundantly above all that his people can bear
or think, according to the greed which
worketh in him;
7) Unto him be curses in the streets by the
masses throughout all ages, protests without
end.
So they took to the streets and gave the land
no peace, and there was no going out or
coming in throughout the kingdom for two
weeks, and the king feared greatly and said
to himself, surely these people shall overturn
me if I answer them not.
9) So he called the head of the labourers unto
the palace, and gave him bags of gold, that
they might turn off the wrath of the people
against the king.
10) So the king assembled the people and
said unto them; a measure of oil shall no
longer be seven scores of silver and one, but
shall now be four scores of silver, one dozen
and one, to this your leaders have agreed.
Praise me now therefore for I am a
benevolent king.
11) And after all these, the Loudspeaker of
the House of People said, let us inquire into
the king’s claim that there be no money in the
royal treasury. So they appointed Farcrook,
son of Lawal.
12) And said unto him, gather ye now all the
oil sellers, that we may know who stole from
the kingdom. This did him with diligence, and
came back with his report saying
13) Thieves abound in the land, and so have
the oil sellers stole from the people, and gave
them not oil, this they did with the help of
Aliyaro the king’s mistress; and the amount
he mentioned was unheard of in the land.
14) When the people heard this, they were
dismayed, and sorrow gripped their hearts.
15) But the oil sellers went in unto the king in
his chamber, and said; rememberest thou O
king that the what we stole did we made
available to thy campaign, and by thus did
we make you king.
16) If thou deliver us unto the people that
they may punish us, we will hold not our
tongue to tell the people that thou art one of
us.
17) And they said unto him, how else shall we
destroy the message if not to destroy the
messenger? Let us therefore implicate
Farcrook the son of Lawal in this matter.
18) So they sent a certain rich man from the
West by the name Otedollar, and he took
Farcrook into his house and gave him some
money, that he may alter the report which he
had set before the people.
19) And it was that Otedollar went before an
assembly of the people and said unto them,
trust ye this man who said we stole from the
treasury? Surely he is one of us, for he came
unto me in the middle of the night, and he
left with his pockets full of money.
20) And the people where amazed, and their
hearts bled, for Farcrook was a man in whom
they had to their trust.
21) So Farcrook arose, and said; Otedollar is
my briber, I did not request. He maketh me to
sit down in his Maitama house; he leadeth me
beside the chilled champagne.
22) He exploited me greed; he leadeth me in
the paths of marked dollars for subsidy’s
sake.
23) Yea, though I walk through the valley of
the shadow of EFCC, I will fear no arrest: for
bribes are with me; my loots and my
kickbacks they comfort me.
24) Thou preparest the dollars before me, in
the presence of the SSS: thou anointest my
mouth with wine; my pocket runneth over.
25) Surely the shame and reproach shall
follow me all the days of my life, but I will
dwell in the house of PDP forever and ever.
26) And the people wept, but there was no
one to console them.

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Autos / Re: I Want To Give Out Loan Of 200,000 . by webmastern(m): 11:08am On Jun 13, 2012
thief
Family / Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by webmastern(m): 2:37pm On Jun 07, 2012
ogborogenerukokoumukorodafe
Politics / Re: Gej To Address The Nation By 9pm by webmastern(m): 10:54pm On Apr 29, 2012
papadenzel: Abeg which 9pm r we waiting 4? Is it 9pm Nigerien time? Abi na American time dem wan use? Still waiting sha 2 see what d guy has 2 offer

9am, thursday morning

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