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Autos / Re: SOLD! SOLD!! SOLD!!! Super Clean 2004 Toyota Camry Xle For Quick Sale by webmastern(m): 4:16pm On Apr 06, 2013 |
How much? |
Autos / Re: A Nigerian Used Toyota Camry For Sale....(big Daddy)...550K by webmastern(m): 11:44am On Mar 28, 2013 |
550k or 800k? which is? |
Autos / Re: Swap My Car Thread by webmastern(m): 3:01pm On Mar 25, 2013 |
calebesq:ur funny. I should pay u d diff. Well, what i have in mind is a 03 accord or 03 camry; to swap with 98 accord + cash. 1 Like |
Autos / Re: Swap My Car Thread by webmastern(m): 5:13pm On Mar 19, 2013 |
1998 honda accord here; swap with a 2003 camry. Holla |
Business / Re: Nigeria's First Online Mega Store: Partners Needed by webmastern(m): 4:54pm On Jan 07, 2013 |
Nice. Its been 3 years now. Whats the update? |
Autos / Re: Stop Wasting Money By Going To Cotonou To Buy Cars. by webmastern(m): 9:51pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
how much for a 2003 accord? What is your email address? Thanks |
Autos / Re: Craziest Deal....all Cars, All Models At Auction Prices Here..!!!!! Unbelievable by webmastern(m): 12:21pm On Sep 08, 2012 |
auction prices indeed |
Autos / Re: Husky 5000 Wats Generator 10 + Hp Model 030436 For Sale,price N130K by webmastern(m): 10:27pm On Sep 02, 2012 |
The fuel consumption is on the high side. 5 gallons in 10 hours on 50% load. 1 gallon = 3.8litres 5 gallons = 3.8 * 5 = 19litres That means 19litres will last for 10 hours on 50% load. Pls correct me if am wrong. |
Politics / Re: There Will Be No More Power Outages – FG by webmastern(m): 4:32pm On Aug 12, 2012 |
lwise: No light since thursday oooojust thursday? Mine is now 10 days and counting.... |
Autos / Re: Buy Honda Cars And Jeeps Direct From Auction. 150 To Choose From. by webmastern(m): 5:07pm On Aug 09, 2012 |
send link to webmasternn@yahoo.com. Thanks. |
Religion / Re: What's Your Favourite Bible Scripture Verse? by webmastern(m): 9:14pm On Aug 05, 2012 |
Billyonaire: ....Money Answereth all things.....thats my fav. Ecls 10:19 |
Romance / Re: I Think My Girlfriend Is Tired Of Me. I Love Her by webmastern(m): 10:11pm On Aug 03, 2012 |
Coefficient: wickedest |
Autos / Re: 5 Months Registered Sparkling Clean Honda EOD 05 For Sale by webmastern(m): 10:02pm On Aug 03, 2012 |
5 months used eod, 1:5m asking So how much is d toks? |
Car Talk / Re: Your First Driving Lessons by webmastern(m): 11:42am On Aug 03, 2012 |
Car Talk / Re: Your First Driving Lessons by webmastern(m): 11:41am On Aug 03, 2012 |
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Jokes Etc / Re: Bingo....u Don't Need To Laf by webmastern(m): 7:35am On Jul 31, 2012 |
Harbioollah: I dnt care if its copy n Paste bt u gat me laughingdont mind d fo.ol. Y u no go tell comedians y dem dey lift peoples jokes? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Warri Boy Story by webmastern(m): 7:21pm On Jul 30, 2012 |
hehehehehehe. Joke of d year! |
Nairaland / General / Re: Answer This Question Sincerely Please! by webmastern(m): 6:50pm On Jul 30, 2012 |
haba! Why ask me to choose between d devil n d deep blue sea? |
Jokes Etc / Add Your Own by webmastern(m): 6:48pm On Jul 30, 2012 |
Dog & Bone, Girls & Money, Guys & Sex, Police & Bribe, Pastors & Seed, Native Dr & Fowl, Monkey & Banana, Terry G & weed, Jim Hyke & fight, Jonathan & committee, Boko Haram & Bomb....... |
Webmasters / Re: Free Logo For Your Websites by webmastern(m): 3:13pm On Jul 30, 2012 |
Ur good. I appreciate your concepts. Mine is Naira Network Ltd, into software and website development. Thanks |
Religion / When Is The End Of Times? by webmastern(m): 7:40am On Jul 26, 2012 |
In secondary school it was the end times, in University it was still the end times. Now am graduated and working and we are still in the end times. The #endTimes, making money for Nigerian churches since 1992. |
Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by webmastern(m): 5:34pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
Very nice thread. My 99 accord transmission behaves thus: Gear selection works fine but when I hit 60km and upwards and maybe approaching a bump or traffic light, at the point of bringing the car to a stop to enable me climb the bump or stop at the traffic light, i get this heavy jack only once. Changed all engine seats and tranasmission fluid severally to no avail. Mech says to change the transmission. Any suggestions Thanks. |
Fashion / Re: Who Are The Best Designers In Nigeria? by webmastern(m): 4:07pm On Jul 11, 2012 |
fashion designer? web designer? Top designer in what? |
Car Talk / Re: Cars On Google Trader Very Cheap . How Real?? by webmastern(m): 10:30pm On Jun 21, 2012 |
US-AutoBuy: spot on. i feel you. |
Car Talk / Re: Cars On Google Trader Very Cheap . How Real?? by webmastern(m): 9:47pm On Jun 18, 2012 |
hmmmm |
Car Talk / Re: Cars On Google Trader Very Cheap . How Real?? by webmastern(m): 2:49pm On Jun 18, 2012 |
iwakunbaba: Pls those guys are 419,some1 tried them , they said he shuld send som money to bring the cars tpo ur location. BEWARE One also told me same but i asked for his address and he gave it to me. He is in lagos but am in Abuja so I cant go there to check it out. But if there is anyone here that has acquired a car from google trader, please share your experience. PS: One seller told me the cars are custom auction. 1 Like |
Car Talk / Re: Cars On Google Trader Very Cheap . How Real?? by webmastern(m): 2:46pm On Jun 18, 2012 |
Has anyone ever bought a ride there before? Please share. |
Car Talk / Cars On Google Trader Very Cheap . How Real?? by webmastern(m): 1:52pm On Jun 18, 2012 |
Just browsing through the car section on google trader today (http://www.google.com.ng/local/trader) and found some cars at a very cheap rate. E.g nissan pathfinder 2007 going for 500K - http://www.google.com.ng/local/trader/listing/-/fbf49edc60b4bb81/_5e51c6de8ed9fc8c_?state=ChYKCmNhcnN0cnVja3MaBm5pc3NhbiAUEgoaBnNlYXJjaCAV EOD 2006 going for 300K - http://www.google.com.ng/local/trader/listing/-/cc8394337e0c6ee/_1c1b73514835576d_?state=ChMKCmNhcnN0cnVja3MaBWhvbmRhEgoaBnNlYXJjaCAB. I called the sellers and they told me its for real. How can this be possible? 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / The Gospel According To 'saint' Farouk by webmastern(m): 6:26pm On Jun 13, 2012 |
The Gospel According To ‘Saint’ Farouk 1) And it came to pass after these things, on the first day of the first month of the twelfth year after the second millennium, that king Jona son of Bele announced to the people saying; there is no money left in the royal treasury, and the future of the kingdom is in great danger. 2) Therefore, a measure of oil shall no longer sell for three scores of silver and seven, but shall now be seven scores of silver and one. But the people grumbled aloud, and said unto another, what shall it profit our king to gain all these oil money and lose his throne? 3) For it is appointed unto him to reign but once, and after this prison, for many are the atrocities which he has committed. 4) So they said unto the king, eat thou thy food in peace in the palace, and surround thou thyself with thine women, only touch not our oil price and do thy people no harm. 5) But the king would not listen, and said unto himself, I know my people, they shall only grumble for a while and soon they shall forget. 6) But the people would not forget, for the burden was too much for them to bear, and they said; now unto him that is able to increase the price of oil exceeding abundantly above all that his people can bear or think, according to the greed which worketh in him; 7) Unto him be curses in the streets by the masses throughout all ages, protests without end. So they took to the streets and gave the land no peace, and there was no going out or coming in throughout the kingdom for two weeks, and the king feared greatly and said to himself, surely these people shall overturn me if I answer them not. 9) So he called the head of the labourers unto the palace, and gave him bags of gold, that they might turn off the wrath of the people against the king. 10) So the king assembled the people and said unto them; a measure of oil shall no longer be seven scores of silver and one, but shall now be four scores of silver, one dozen and one, to this your leaders have agreed. Praise me now therefore for I am a benevolent king. 11) And after all these, the Loudspeaker of the House of People said, let us inquire into the king’s claim that there be no money in the royal treasury. So they appointed Farcrook, son of Lawal. 12) And said unto him, gather ye now all the oil sellers, that we may know who stole from the kingdom. This did him with diligence, and came back with his report saying 13) Thieves abound in the land, and so have the oil sellers stole from the people, and gave them not oil, this they did with the help of Aliyaro the king’s mistress; and the amount he mentioned was unheard of in the land. 14) When the people heard this, they were dismayed, and sorrow gripped their hearts. 15) But the oil sellers went in unto the king in his chamber, and said; rememberest thou O king that the what we stole did we made available to thy campaign, and by thus did we make you king. 16) If thou deliver us unto the people that they may punish us, we will hold not our tongue to tell the people that thou art one of us. 17) And they said unto him, how else shall we destroy the message if not to destroy the messenger? Let us therefore implicate Farcrook the son of Lawal in this matter. 18) So they sent a certain rich man from the West by the name Otedollar, and he took Farcrook into his house and gave him some money, that he may alter the report which he had set before the people. 19) And it was that Otedollar went before an assembly of the people and said unto them, trust ye this man who said we stole from the treasury? Surely he is one of us, for he came unto me in the middle of the night, and he left with his pockets full of money. 20) And the people where amazed, and their hearts bled, for Farcrook was a man in whom they had to their trust. 21) So Farcrook arose, and said; Otedollar is my briber, I did not request. He maketh me to sit down in his Maitama house; he leadeth me beside the chilled champagne. 22) He exploited me greed; he leadeth me in the paths of marked dollars for subsidy’s sake. 23) Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of EFCC, I will fear no arrest: for bribes are with me; my loots and my kickbacks they comfort me. 24) Thou preparest the dollars before me, in the presence of the SSS: thou anointest my mouth with wine; my pocket runneth over. 25) Surely the shame and reproach shall follow me all the days of my life, but I will dwell in the house of PDP forever and ever. 26) And the people wept, but there was no one to console them. 2 Likes |
Autos / Re: I Want To Give Out Loan Of 200,000 . by webmastern(m): 11:08am On Jun 13, 2012 |
thief |
Family / Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by webmastern(m): 2:37pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
ogborogenerukokoumukorodafe |
Politics / Re: Gej To Address The Nation By 9pm by webmastern(m): 10:54pm On Apr 29, 2012 |
papadenzel: Abeg which 9pm r we waiting 4? Is it 9pm Nigerien time? Abi na American time dem wan use? Still waiting sha 2 see what d guy has 2 offer 9am, thursday morning |
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