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You actually visited a porn site my friend; and the name/title of their site or video does not mean they have a relationship with Nollywood. Some actors might decide to play a prominent political character lile Obama, Rihanna, Trump, Buhari, etc; it's their choice. |
lastchild:There are sweeteners that are several times sweeter thann sugar. Neotame is over 10,000times sweeter than sugar... Lets say if you put one spoon of Neotame inside a tank of water, I'll need to put 10,000 spoons of sugar in my tank to achieve the same sweetness level that you have |
Very funny. Is your mum educated? Does she know the meaning of the word 'never'? Well, if you're sure she knows the meaning of the word 'never', call her, or send her a text. Tell her to package all your belongings, and keep it outside your house. She should tear all the pictures you snapped with her, delete all your pics in her phone, and package all your belongings, everything! Tell her she should not worry if rain beats them, etc... That you'll come and pick all your stuffs. That it doesn't make sense to see her... What's the use of seeing someone who is broken for life, and has resolved NEVER to forgive you because you collected money from someone to make like a bit bearable for you? Tell her you too will not forgive her for not forgiving you, and she should block you on all social media because you don't want her to mistakenly forgive you... After all, you don't deserve forgiveness for such a flimsy offence. Anyways, momsy, if you like, take care of yourself if you like; me sha, I won't take care of myself... And by the way, I won't invite you for my wedding. What's the use? When you will probably come and swear for my wife and my unborn children? And just to notify you, I want to start worshipping idols (name the idol in your village); I want to kuku know that when I offend my god, he will NEVER forgive me and I must pay for my offence. What's that use of praying through Jesus and he won't forgive my mistakes? Bye Mrs. Mummy... Your Ex-Son. |
TheWolfen:Thanks bro. The woman is evil!!! She even have the guts to play the victim card...
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Ogilinsaka:The woman had another man's child and said it's is child...
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englishmart:You know you're a clown right? |
wordcat:What of Teacher Chike? |
CharisEleos:Where is the dodo?? |
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ObaKlaz:Thanks for this! Like, I thought the word lousy meant "someone that talks too much"! Jeez... All I needed to do was just "highlight" and "click search"! Stupid me!!! |
LadyRosa:Show off! But you try sha... Most quiet guys I know prefer outspoken ladies, to complement their personalities. I can't keep a quiet lady at home... Everywhere go just bore me die! But I still need my space to cool off once once sha, make I no go become crazy (like the rest of the world!). |
Elder0001:Yes, kira watever |
Elder0001:You notice anything about kirach.aana? She and all the people she's following, and the ones they are following all registered on the same date, 22nd March this year... And they are all hot chica, with juicy profile pictures!!! My suspicion? She's a boy, and they are like a cartel! They want to scam guys. Just be careful |
Honestly man, I wish you could see this comment. Most married ladies insulted their husbands before they saw the good in him and swallowed their words. You were unfortunate to read what she wrote and heard what she said about you... Most men married their wives without hearing the nasty things she said about them. If you love just her body, her beauty, her physique, etc... Then don't marry her. What if she adds weight? Gets burns? Accident that disfigures her? Will you divorce her? Marry her for her substance, not beauty. Engage her in deep conversations, ask her deep brain-stressing questions. If she thinks well, answers maturedly, u may marry her. Tell her a story of how a guy in the USA brought his village naija wife to d states, sent her to school, and she started earning better than him... Now the man is angry that d wife does not give him like 60-70% of her salary.... The man wants to divorce the woman, and she's claiming half of all the man's wealth. Listen to how she responds. If she says the man shld divorce her and give her the wealth, man pls run for your life. Na her type go follow freedom sacrifice her family if things get rough for you. Finally, sit her down, tell her you saw all she said about you in the WhatsApp group... And it still hurts you. You want to know why she has gone back on her words and now wants to marry you. If she's truly sorry, forgive her. Tell her how you want her to be the person with the remote to your mumu button, how you want to be her best friend, how you want to beg her to marry you because you love her with passion. Lastly, follow your mind, marry your friend!!! |
Bastards!!! Did Sahara Reporters lie? Paid groups, wicked leaders, foolish citizens |
Sad... But how can we forestall recurrence? RIP to the dead, quick recovery to the injured |
Bad belle will say its an easy thing to do. GGMU |
Hala Madrid |
Hala Madrid |
And so? Does Messi know my own scars? We all have scars from our daily jobs... So no big deal in that scratch over there. #WeMoveAhead |
meetmeonline:**Tea, cake, pancake, anyone you wish... |
if you wish to go far in life, you have to learn from both the best, and the worst... But most importantly, the bests- Modric, Messi, Ronaldo, Xavi, Aguero, Giggs, Ibrahimovic, etc. |
The English top flight has proposed resuming its campaign away from densely populated areas. League Managers Association chief executive Richard Bevan has said the Premier League season will be cancelled if clubs do not agree to play at neutral grounds. The Premier League has been on hiatus since March due to the coronavirus pandemic but is hoping to resume play in June under the "Project Restart" initiative. At a meeting of the league's clubs last week, the idea of playing the rest of the 2019-20 campaign at neutral venues was discussed. Brighton chief executive Paul Barber quickly came out against the plan, saying that it would damage the integrity of the competition. Bevan, however, believes that Premier League clubs will have no choice but to embrace the idea, which is designed to move games away from densely populated areas and reduce the amount of stadiums needed. The proposal needs 14 out of the 20 Premier League clubs to vote in favour and when asked if its defeat would mean the end of the season, Bevan told BBC Radio 4's Today programme: "Yes, I think that probably is correct." He added: "The government, if they haven't already, will be making it clear that home matches with densely populated stadia, really puts into question whether social distancing rules can be adhered to." Bevan, who heads the union that represents Premier League, EFL and national team managers, added that as football gets closer to a return, it must not take away resources from organisations that need them more in the fight against Covid-19. "Football must not occupy any NHS resources, it must not impinge on the capacity of the health and emergency services," Bevan said. "[A safe return] covers testing, tracking, PPE available, clear guidelines on social distancing, and obviously a safe environment to train and play. "There will be guidance on cardiology, mental and emotional well-being. And I think the message really is that health is a guiding principle to any decision-making." The Premier League is looking to follow in the footsteps of the Bundesliga, which is poised to be the first major European league to return from its coronavirus suspension. On Wednesday, German chancellor Angela Merkel announced that Bundesliga football can return to action "in the second half of May". https://www.goal.com/en-ng/news/premier-league-season-will-be-cancelled-if-clubs-wont-play/1wq6i7w9dibsv1xnymjzb1wevp
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I know this is far too late, but I hope you see it. Discipline is the key word here. First, place him on a permanent leash for at least a week, maybe 2 weeks. Get a strong piece of wood, one which you can hold firmly, and about one and half feet long, maybe two feet long. A regular 2by2 wood or 1by 2 would suffice. Keep like 3 of such woods at different locations, for easy access. I don't know how soft you are emotionally, but you have to try and be "wicked" or ruthless to do the next steps... 1. Starve him for a full day, maybe 2 full days (if you feed him once a day)... Allow him access to water only. Within this periods, scream orders at him- SIT! INSIDE!! OUTSIDE!!! STOP! SHUT UP (especially), GIFT!! ARE YOU MAD?! When you do, and he tries to be stupid, just carry your plank, don't mind that he ended up not being stupid ooo, just for trying to snarl at you, show you his teeth, or bark (at worst), nack am the plank for the joint of his leg, especially the back leg (I will mark the spots you should hit and send to you). Hit him with moderate force. If he doesn't react, hit him again and again, till he reacts angrily... Then you scream another order-STOP!!! Then hit him again... Make the dog see you as a very wicked and dangerous animal... No wahala. 2. Drop his food right in his front, and tell him not to touch it. He goes near it, reach for your cane (plank), he refuses to let go of the food, give am one, on the joint. He will scream, and then you tell him NO!!! DON'T!!! When you see he's looking at the food and looking away, you touch your cane and he backs down, you know you have conquered him, you can then walk away, to allow him to eat. You can free him from the leash after like 1 or 2 weeks of constant cane (even for no reason, just gi am one). He won't lose the love he has for you, he won't stop playing with you, it won't change his aggressive behavior to strangers; it will only make him re-order who the boss is- and that boss is YOU!!! When ever he's misbehaving, he'll be looking at your face, waiting for an order to STOP! GO INSIDE!! GIFT!!! ARE YOU MAD??! N.B: I'm a dog trainer (in addition to my main profession that still deals with animals). I've used this method severally and gotten a positive behavior. Sometimes, 3 days is enough, and the dog is back to his best behavior. Hitting d dog on a joint with mild-moderate force will give a better result, compared to hitting him on the body; and less risky compared to hitting on the head. It's a very painful spot to hit by the way.
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Wise people knew all along... A country where the president is missing in Action during the worst (and only for that matter) pandemic of our lifetime? Where A country where hospitals look like a market? Some shrines look better? A country whose set-up has allowed for intimidation of the poor by the 'rich'? What can possibly be free here? Not even girls ![]() |
extol1:...and what did you do to help him to feed his family? |
Designerdollars:That's so expensive |
KrystalConnect:5k for 45GB, MTN ![]()
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Skyfornia:No 5G towers were pulled down in China/Hong Kong
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chino11:Calm down, don't panic. Desperate times demand desperate measures. Go to a good looking house, knock. Wear your face mask and glove. Tell dem you are hungry, you have 3k here to oay for the food, they should just give you food... That you will pay. Tell them you don't want to come in, that you will wait in your car. You just need food... Who knows, you might make new friends |
Pls stay with Utd. Passion over money... You will still be making money at Utd btw |

. When they decide to party, the subsequent days makes them really dull and want to 'rest'. Even during outings after few laughs and a drink with plenty water, next na to pick their car keys or flag down a taxi , time to go
