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Staphylococcus:
Some people on the thread would say, your mum should have talked to you about the butt.

Beating will crest some things in your head that, you will never forget. I do many things now involuntarily and it’s all because of how I was raised. There are lines I have been programmed as a kid to never cross.

We got a call from school, my boy went under the desk and was peeping at girls' underpants. We spoke to him, adviced him, but didn't flog him. He stopped. But 3months later, he repeated same. This time, I flogged him very well... It's 6months already or so, and no such reports again.

Those that don't want to flog their kids to correct them for serious offences should know that the child would blame them tomorrow when they turn out bad.

There are offences that can be settled by conversations, advices and talks. Some can be corrected by grounding, taking away certain rights (like no TV for 2 weeks), limiting food (like... No lunch for you for 3 days; just breakfast and dinner, etc), limiting play times, etc. But there are some offences that really need the kid to be flogged and flogged very good. Else, that child would be damaged for life!!!


A former neighbour had a son (for another man) before her marriage. She had a daughter for her husband (her 2nd child for her husband). One day, she saw the older boy (9 years or so) playing with the little girl's privates. Well... The mother did not tell her husband (the girl's father), and she did not advice the boy. She did not wait to even tell his uncle whom she usually reports him to... She flogged him till he peed his trousers. If you don't flog such demons out of the kids, they'll become a menace to the society. Damaged for life.


From the Bible:
Those who spare the rod hate their children, but those who love them are diligent to discipline them. (Proverbs 13:24)

Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him. (Proverbs 22:15)

Samantha124:
Funny enough, as a child I was also cautioned against watching movies consisting of a parental guidance of 16VSN... Up until this day, I check the movie's parental guidance first before I could watch it because I still like sticking to movies consisting of a parental guidance of 13VL or ALL... Maybe that's why I still watch cartoons..

The only movies that I remember watching that surpassed 13VL is Doctor Strange in the multiverse of madness because apart from Venom, I love marvel movies, but I later regretted it because it consisted of horror and I don't watch horror...

And another one is Power series because I love African American gangster movies. Apart other things, I found it interesting.. I had to read what was it about before watching it... But with most movies, immediately I see 16 or 18 as part of the parental guidance, I move..

And before I could also leave home for the University for the first time, my entire family members sat me down and told about the importance of the 7 B's( Books Before Boys Because Boys Bring Babies)... You may not believe this but I stayed single throughout my University days until I did my finals, I only got into a relationship during the later stage of my final year and it was with the same guy my parents separated me from when they took me away to a university that was far from home, we're now engaged.

I could've decided to fight them because I wanted to go to the university that was close to home, but I didn't because I knew they were only trying to do what was best for me... They only allowed me to do a transfer to the one close to home on the same final year.

And my mother is not the religious type, but she told me to look for a church I can go to when I get to the university, which I did and it kept me disciplined because even though I had friends who partied, had multiple boyfriends, and drank alcohol, I didn't do any of those things because I remembered that I made a promise to my family.

And my parents didn't have to shout at me, flog me, or threatened me in order for me to listen... All they did is adviced me.

There are a lot of other things they taught me without raising their hands.

It would interest you to know that if they had just "talked" to me back then, I would have forgotten about all they said. I would have smoked hemp!

I went to a boarding school, and my room mates, friends, bunk mate we're all smokers!!! Nothing would have stopped me from having a taste of it. Well... I never did! I never even collected the blunt! I enjoy the smell of hemp when someone else is smoking it, but I have never tasted it! I still remember mom's beatings even till today (I have 3 kids)!

I can afford to buy as much as my brain can carry and more, but I've never ever bought even the smallest one, I know where it's sold, but don't know who sells.

Don't get me wrong... I'm a very adventurous type, and a wild being. I am very sure if I wasn't beaten when they saw me with the cigarette, nothing would have stopped me! Now, I wish they did same to me about some other vices like having too many female friends. Jeezzz...I had upto 10 girl friends at some point, and we were all good! I wished they flogged me to "don't do that", maybe I would be a good boy with fewer body counts😭😭😭. I was adviced to use protection instead. Now, I wish I knew only my wife

Samantha124:
But it could also mean that she's from an abusive family and she's accustomed to the idea of using violence as it would've been the only thing she learned from home.

If as a child you grow up in a family that uses drugs, chances are you're also going to start using drugs from a very young age because it's a normal thing at home.

Some of these rebellious kids also need help because you'd beat the child up only for you to end up in prison sharing a cell with a cold blooded killer..

There are quite a number of misdemeanors that I was corrected for as a kid by flogging. Truth is... Decades down the line, whenever I want to do them, I remember they are wrong things to do. I once received the flogging when my mom saw me hanging a smoked cigarette butt on my lips. Till this day, I don't and can't smoke (even though I get the urge to try it out sometimes).

Yugoslavia247:
Wow.
You beat women

"Rod" of correction... Bad man is talking about the dick 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Boomkalakuta:
These ones still wan paint Enugu governor good 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Take a look at your first pic , where is the drainage?

There's actually a drainage. Look towards the bike, you'll see the wood they put yhere to use in crossing the drainage. The picture quality is poor imo

Oga... You people reveal too much. Delete this thread, let the world assume you know and have nothing. It's good if you can shock them!!!

CXLVII:
Delta people will never learn!

PDP has fooled them for over 29 years and they keep voting for the disaster!

A state that never had a governor in last 8 years

Omo-Agege was also PDP. They had to choose between the rock and a hard place... I think Sheriff is a better option

Congratulations PDP, I guess Sheriff is the better candidate. But on a serious note... Does it mean that Obidients and LP was just about Peter Obi? Or is the wave coming to an end?


That aside, Igbos should be calming down. They talk too much. They reveal too much! We should learn to talk 'sooooo' much less! STFU, and keep your opponent guessing. JEEZ!!! I hope we have learnt a lot from this Election sha...

South-south people should also now understand that we have been divided and conquered. I hope you guys enjoyed the stray bullets you received when Igbos were being bashed. If Afikpo people, Abakaliki and Nsukka people can be called Igbos, I don't understand why someone from Aniocha, Rumuru, etc, people with Ikechukwu, Emeka, etc as names, would say they are not Igbos! Your Igbo is even easier to understand than Nsukka Igbo!

We have been divided! It's up to us to unite ourselves. Else, we will remain conquered.

Best wishes my people...

This their picture look like pre-wedding shoot... They actually look good together

For starters, Mathematics or Statistics is the first skill; preferably, 1st Degree.

I don't know if you will see yhis reply, but I hope you do.

You said he comes to eat daily in your house? Reduce how often you cook. Let's say you normally cook what you will eat for 2-3 days... Try to cook noodles that will only last a meal. Don't cook stew, rice, soup, etc... Just a daily food portion at a time.

If he asks what's up that there's no food, tell him that things are a bit rough for you right now. Give him #150 to buy his owm noodles to cook.

Tomorrow, eat out before returning home. You could buy noodles to be cooked late in the night (when he has gone back to his place). By the time you do this for like a week, he will reduce the way he comes to your house (if he is a fake friend or if he just wants to leach on you).

Thirdly, you should also go to his house (before he comes to yours, behave the exact same way he behaves in your house. Listen to what he says, watch his body language, see what he does, etc... And act accordingly.

Finally, call him in advance and tell him you're expecting a visitor, that you will need some privacy this period... Invite your gf ar a trusted female friend to come stay with you all day. Bring different chics for like 3-5 days. He'll find another hobby and leave your house alone.

However, if after telling him you have some financial difficulty he keeps coming to see you, support you to buy food or brings food from his place (no matter how poor the food is), encourage you and tell you say e go better, etc (you know those things good friends say and do), please feed him and feed him well. He's a true friend

olaztek:
Garri is loved by everybody because it's cheap, satiable and takes few minutes to prepare and consume.

Try ijebu garri

Truvelisback:
It has been underrated. For example: A guy or lady may boldly and stylishly carry a loaf of bread or 2 packs indomie noodles or some eggs abt but if it is garri, he may not do so. Even if he wants to, he would triple the Celophene or even fourple it, so that no one would notice.

Lol... You don't even know. I went to Bakan gizo to buy garri. See ehhhnnn, the way I proudly carried d garri, you fit come beg me to fetch small for you. 2kg Ijebu garri that I bought for 2,500 Shame no fit catch me mbok

Tell them you are sorry, but you will not accept the job offer for that payment. Name your price, and tell them to contact you if they are willing to talk about it. Send you regards, and gonfor other interviews. Don't sell yourself cheap

If you are in Abuja, I could pay you same to teach me some basics. I mean, personal tutor. Lemme see if I can add some skills, you know

VillagePipu:
Politicians bring 50M old notes, manager takes it and gives them 49M old notes. Manager takes 1M.

Depending on how old the 50m is, the manager can take like 2-5m for himself. Now sef, they give them 2-5m of the new currency per batch. What happened to the money we are changing now will still happen to the new notes. The only good thing here is that politicians will not have enough to use for elections

Felabrity:
These corrupt politicians can cry from now till tomorrow, Buhari will not move a dime

The banks are our main problems. I went to do a job some days back, and I was paid cash... 230k!!! I thought my bank details will be requested for. The madam just came forom inside, and gave me 2 bundles and some extra notes. I didn't even count it. My question is... Where did she get that amount of new notes? For her to give me that amount, it means she has more for her other needs.

Mustiboy:
There’s no way the deadline wouldn’t be extended.

The old notes are still very much in circulation, and there’s no way banks will take them all in 4 days.

E go too shock you. For the records, Buhari is the one orchestrating this whole currency brouhaha

MajorOvakporaye:
Baba wey no well...

E de shout emilokan😛😛😛

Warefa! Patriotic Nigerians have decided to wrest power off the APC. A new Nigeria is Possible, if we vote wisely.

Not again! Whatever their game plans are, patriotic Nigerians will twart them all, by God! Bunch of no gooders😡😡😡

ojun50:
Get sniper mix with kerosin and use and use it around yr environment

Mix it with water, you get better results. All those chemicals are meant to be mixed with water. You'll see Sniper written 1000EC, it means emulsifiable concentrate. You mix it with one part of sniper to a thousand part of water. But Naija insects and mosquitoes don't have respect for many chemicals so we use sniper as a 200-300EC😥😥😥.

Put 3-5 caps of snipper into a 75cl eva water bottle, and fill up with water. Shake well, and then perforate the cap of the mixture.... Use this as an improvised sprayer. Spray your room in the morning when going to work; by the timpe you return, all those morafockers should have died. Do it 2-3 times in a week, and you might not experience mosque-men bite you again.

Killermamba:
I saw the real pic

Share it here pls

Enemyofpeace:
I just came back from the market now. See all I bought for Fifteen thousand naira.

I know you're lying, but I love your floor tiles.

Zonefree:
Wow. Unbelievable

So, we still have sensible ladies here

Your brother's wife is a great woman. She got my total respect. Other ladies would have been saving to buy wigs or weavon to put on an empty head that can't recite the 36 states and capitals.

God bless your brother's wife and the family.

Bros, we have some very sensible women on this forum. They just don't talk at all. Many of them just don't have an account

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SKIDDOLEE:
I also like fruit alot no matter the quantity I can consume half of what op bought . but how will you preserve them all ? Some might get spoilt if they're not preserved very well .

We'll juice em today, bottle and store in a freezer... They can last more than a week

SKIDDOLEE:
I also like fruit alot no matter the quantity I can consume half of what op bought . but how will you preserve them all ? Some might get spoilt if they're not preserved very well .

We'll juice em today, bottle and store in a freezer... They can last more than a week

I was craving some watermelon yesterday, so I went to buy a one. Malam said the big one I wanted was #1,500 last. Ahhhh... but I don't want to pay that much na. He said the next size which I pointed was 1,000 last. I was sad, very pained when I was paying.

So today, I decided to eat watermelon till I fall out of love with it. I went to fruit market, and bought

11 watermelons... #250 each!
14 Pawpaws of different sizes
20 Pineapples, different sizes and prices
2 bunches of Plantain #2,300

Finally, local man spent less than #11,500 to make my home feel and smell like I'm in some tropical rain forest. Next weekend, I'm going for more fruits again

We're blending and juicing them all tomorrow. I must develop dislike for all those fruits by force.

Mstravelindiva:
Enjoyed Aso Rock and a view of the mosque!

Guards brigade polo... You should have gone on a Saturday to enjoy some games