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Literature › Re: Dele Olojede Wins McNulty Prize Worth 16 Million Naira by wellmax(m): 5:56pm On Oct 27, 2011
Dear NLanders, can't we for once do without tribalism, i tire for una oooo sad embarassed
Crime › Man Impregnates His 13-year-old Niece, Kept Under His Care by wellmax(op): 4:46pm On Oct 26, 2011
The police in Lagos State, southwest Nigeria, have arrested and arraigned a 47-year old man, Akah Nkereuwem Udoh, for allegedly impregnating his sister’s 13-year-old daughter who was living with him.

Nkereuwem Udoh

After impregnating the little girl, he offered to marry the victim at the Igando police station as a condition to settle the matter, even though the victim is the daughter of his blood sister.

The incident occurred at 31, Rauf Adebiyi Street, Igando, on the outskirts of lagos.

The Akwa Ibom state-born Udoh is now facing charges of sexually abusing the girl at the Ejigbo magistrate’s court, Lagos.

He was said to have gone to his village and promised his sister, Mrs. Blessing Bassey, that he would take one of her daughters to Lagos and send her to school, a request her sister gladly accepted.

Udoh then brought the victim to Lagos under false pretence of sending her to school and they started living together with his wife and two children at Igando, Lagos.

P.M.NEWS gathered that not quite long after he brought her to Lagos, he seduced her and started having sex with her without his wife’s knowledge.

He warned the girl not to tell anybody about it.

He reportedly returns home to have sex with the girl when his wife leaves for work.

This continued until he impregnated the girl and kept her somewhere to conceal the pregnancy.

Trouble began for Udoh when members of the victim’s family were contacted and they demanded to see the victim.

He initiatially refused to disclose where he kept the girl until state welfare officials intervened and contacted the police.

The police arrested Udoh and took him to the station where he confessed to what happened and promised to marry the pregnant girl.

The promise, however, did not deter the police from charging him to court.

Source: http://pmnewsnigeria.com/2011/10/26/man-impregnates-his-13-year-old-niece-kept-under-his-care/


Wonders shall never end
Travel › Re: by wellmax(m): 1:18pm On Oct 26, 2011
I think Arik still operate a website, why not just go there, NL isn't Google
Politics › Re: Senator Musiliu Obanikoro Shot by wellmax(m): 4:14pm On Oct 25, 2011
]THIS STORY IS COMPLETELY FALSE
RUMOUR MONGERS AT IT AGAIN AND YOU ALL ARE FALLING FOR IT.
WHAT A PITY!!!
TV/Movies › Re: Predict Baba Suwe's Next Movie Title by wellmax(m): 4:39pm On Oct 20, 2011
matrixx:
Legend of the Shitter!
^^^^^  grin grin grin grin ROTFLMAO
TV/Movies › Re: Predict Baba Suwe's Next Movie Title by wellmax(m): 8:55am On Oct 20, 2011
NDLEA has given a true-life story script to Baba Suwe titled ‘The Last Shit’. Premiere will be at Silverbird Galleria. I hope NDLEA will bankroll the production of the film as executive producer to compensation for the huge embarrassment if nothing is found on the last shit
Celebrities › Re: No Cocaine Found In Baba Suwe’s Third Excretion by wellmax(m): 11:53am On Oct 19, 2011
kabba7:
[flash=200,200][/flash]. The whole drama I belive is a coverup  just as we do in our national life, initialy when the story came up it was that he has excreated 2 wraps now its negative because some baba must have begun to make some neccesary phone calls. In Nigeria anything can hapen anytime, for now am he will be placed under close watch in airports aroun the world.
^^^
I wonder where you hear your news from , who told you he excreted two wraps.? Rumour monger
Jokes Etc › "yetunde Weds Babatunde" by wellmax(op): 8:53am On Oct 17, 2011
Just imagine this, Yetunde Weds Babatunde. What do you think about this, I need suggestions please.
That is if you know the meaning of both names.
Nairaland General › Re: What Would You Miss If You Were To Leave Nigeria? by wellmax(m): 6:56pm On Oct 04, 2011
I will miss the shout of 'UP NEPA '
Nairaland General › Re: What Would You Miss If You Were To Leave Nigeria? by wellmax(m): 7:03am On Oct 03, 2011
But seriously I'll miss Gala and Lacasera.
Nairaland General › Re: What Would You Miss If You Were To Leave Nigeria? by wellmax(m): 7:00am On Oct 03, 2011
I would miss boko haram's threats. Lol
Politics › Re: Court Nullifies LASTMA Powers To Impose Fine On Offenders by wellmax(m): 4:43pm On Sep 22, 2011
RICHIE BOI:
You sure say LASTMA never deal with this judge before? i wont be surprised. grin
^^^^^^
grin grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Tribunal Cancels Tinubu’s In-laws’s Election As Ekiti Rep by wellmax(m): 4:16pm On Sep 22, 2011
aspabay:
Ojo who is an in-law to former Lagos State Governor, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, is representing Ekiti West, Ijero and Efon Federal Constituency in the House was dragged to the tribunal by the National Transformation Party, NTP, candidate, Mr. Bamidele Peter.

Peter and his party are challenging the victory of Ojo on the ground that INEC unlawfully excluded his name and the party logo in the ballot papers during the April 26 general elections.
btw who knows Bamidele Peter or the party?
Is this a grand plan by some never-do-well or a publicity stunt for the so called NTP
Anyway, ACN will still carry the day.
Politics › Re: African Union Officially Recognises Libya's New Leadership by wellmax(m): 9:18am On Sep 21, 2011
dustydee:
I still do not support the invasion of Libya
^^^^^
And who invaded Libya?
Nairaland General › Re: Unity Schools Admission: 30% Merit, 70% Other Factors by wellmax(m): 9:19am On Sep 15, 2011
I also saw the news.
Littlle winder our education is the way it is.

Excerpts:
Under the current arrangement, 30 per cent of available slots will be given to pupils on merit; another 30per cent will be distributed based on state quota while 30 per cent will be distributed based on environment while the remaining 10 per cent will be distributed based on what the ministry called “exigency.”

www.google.com/search?q=cache:http://www.punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art201109153133182
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Was A Workaholic: Nearly Died Of Diabetes In 2005 - Atiku by wellmax(op): 12:58pm On Sep 14, 2011
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
grin grin grin cheesy
Na so you hate Obj reachhuhhuh
Politics › Obasanjo Was A Workaholic: Nearly Died Of Diabetes In 2005 - Atiku by wellmax(op): 11:06am On Sep 14, 2011
Former President Olusegun Obasanjo nearly died  in 2005 of a  life-threatening diabetes complication that causes unconsciousness also known as diabetes coma, a United States government cable published by whistleblower, Wikileaks, quoted former Vice President Atiku Abubakar  as telling the then US Ambassador to Nigeria, John Campbell, in Abuja.

The cable, created in 2005 and sent to the US government, quoted Atiku extensively on his conversation with Campbell about the political horizon in the build up to 2007 general elections in which Atiku was a presidential aspirant.

The cable said the conversation took place in a separate room at a dinner organized by the ambassador on the night of June 18 in his residence in Abuja and that Atiku, who stayed only for three hours, was accompanied into the residence only by a businessman friend, Lawal Abas, two staff/security personnel.

Atiku said that the president’s health was not good and that, “He abuses his body.”

Atiku continued, “Through violent exercise, lack of sleep and incessant work and travel.”

“Don’t be surprised if he simply drops dead.”  Because Obasanjo will not delegate, insists on doing “everything,” he will work all night -- calling the Vice President at 2 am.

The president, Atiku continued, is diabetic. With this life style, Atiku said, the president has had periodic collapses – such as it happened two weeks ago. Rumours then swept the country that the president had died; in fact, Atiku said, he had suffered from a short-term “diabetic coma”.

Atiku, who described Obasanjo’s political behavior as “autocratic and erratic, said “The president has always been restless; he can’t stay in one place.”

He said, “The president does not know how to work with ministers and does not use well his enormous staff.  “He insists on doing everything himself.”

“The president travels incessantly, often without notice -- to his staff or to his hosts.”

Atiku told a story of Obasanjo giving another head of state two hours notice of his arrival -- delivered after he was already in the air.  Atiku said that the convention is that if the president is out of the country, the vice president must be in Abuja.  This means, complained Atiku, that it is hard for him to pursue his own travel agenda and thereby burnish his international reputation -- or to take vacations.

Atiku said that the president consistently behaves “unconstitutionally,” whether the focus is the party or the nation.

This behavior, Atiku continued, reflects the president’s background and experience as a military man rather than a politician.  The president, Atiku continued, lacks political skills and makes up for it by an authoritarian approach with a low threshold of frustration.

The cable also suggests that Obasanjo and Atiku fell out because of Obasanjo’s failure to fulfil his purported commitment to stepping aside in 2003, making way for the Atiku to run.

Atiku also told the US how Obasanjo planned to manipulate the constitution and political system so that he can remain in office beyond his term of eight years.

Atiku repeated that the president is not reconciled to leaving office in 2007 as provided for by the constitution.  However, he said that the Political Reform Conference (Confab), the National Assembly and the states are unlikely to make or allow any significant change in the constitution (other than minor adjustments to the Federal/state revenue sharing formula) before the elections.

He said, “The president would only be reconciled to leaving office by the end of this calendar year when he would see he had no other choice. Then, he would turn to deciding whom to support for 2007. Meanwhile, the president is seeking to manipulate the PDP party machinery, making “unconstitutional” changes in its leadership and generally acting in an autocratic manner
Source: http://www.dailytrust.dailytrust.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=27638:obasanjo-nearly-died-of-diabetes-in-2005&catid=2:lead-stories&Itemid=8

Nairaland General › Re: Pastor Sleeps With Mother & Daughter, Defiles 15 Yrs Old Fellow Pastors Daughter by wellmax(m): 5:33pm On Sep 08, 2011
Story, story,
You can be a great softsell magazine writter one day
Rubbish lies.
mtcheeeeew
Politics › Re: Ibadan Flood In Pictures by wellmax(m): 8:08am On Sep 08, 2011
lagcity:
are u kidding? mehn i don't understand the kind of ppl we have on nairaland embarassed embarassed embarassed
i dont know what niaralandrs have turned to. You sit behind your screen and compare a disaster scene with some folk having fun in a resort.
Guys, grow up.
Nairaland General › Re: Lagos Deputy Gov Set For World Record by wellmax(m): 8:00am On Sep 08, 2011
^^^^^^^^^^^
I was also wondering
Jokes Etc › Re: Dame Patience Again by wellmax(m): 5:28pm On Sep 01, 2011
sirjec:
Leave her alone. Oyibo even makes mistake, just that the enforce their mistakes on everybody an make it a standard.
consider
Give her her book (good)
Give him him book (supposed to the the right sentence)
Give him his book (a mistake converted to standard)

He who plays football = A player (good)
He who reads = A reader (Good)
He who sings = A singer (Good)
He who cooks = A cooker (Good but since Oyibo made an initial mistake to have called him a cook, now it is Wrong)
He who cooks = A cook (Good but supposed to be wrong as the food being cooked is supposed to be the cook)

Bringing Mrs Dame's grammar into perspective

If the doctors and nurses had not responded quickly when the patients were brought to be treated, then the patients may have not survives
So, the first thanks go to the Doctors and Nurses that responded promptly to the treatment
then the patients thanks (for responding to treatment) will also go to God and the doctors and nurses.

So she is right after all.

Lesson Learnt:

Always thank Doctors and nurses for responding to treatment.
You have a good sense of humour
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: 2011/12 Uefa Champions League Draw! Have Your Say! by wellmax(m): 5:51pm On Aug 25, 2011
Kx:
I see Dortmund and Marseile/olympiakos qualifying.
Impossilbe, Arsenal will lead that group.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: 2011/12 Uefa Champions League Draw! Have Your Say! by wellmax(m): 5:48pm On Aug 25, 2011
Group A: Bayern Munich, Villarreal, MAN CITY, Napoli
Group B: Inter Milan, CSKA Moscow, Lille, Trabzonspor
Group C: MAN UTD, Benfica, Basle, Otelul Galati
Group D: Real Madrid, Lyon, Ajax, Dinamo Zagreb
Group E: CHELSEA, Valencia, Bayer Leverkusen, Genk
Group F: ARSENAL, Marseille, Olympiakos, Borussia Dortmond
Group G: FC Porto, Shakhtar Donetsk, Zenit, Apoel FC
Group H: Barcelona, AC Milan, BATE Borisov, Viktoria Plzen
Music/Radio › Re: Nigerians Hit Back: Thank God We Are Not Ghanaians by wellmax(m): 8:33am On Aug 24, 2011
Read the Lyrics

Thank God We’re Not Ghanaians

Can you imagine Ghanains abusing Nigeria, the giant of Africa, the sunshine, the mountain, and the golf of oil of Africa? Ghana, let us teach you some English, for there’s going to be some diplomatic brouhaha o, if President Atta Mills doesn’t call the Foka Sibe Boys to order

Which country in the world calls their friends “Charlie” and names all their men after weekdays and weekends, Kwado (Monday) Kwabena (Tuesday) Kwaku (Wednesday) Yau (Thursday) Kofi (Friday), Kwame (Saturday), Kwesi (Sunday)? Una too much o


And you are so laid back, you don’t even know, look at every bank around you, it is UBA, ECO-Bank and Zenith bank. Your mobile phones are routed through Lagos, MTN, Vodafone, Tigo and whatever! Charlie, Thank God we are not Ghanaians o

See your president worships in Lagos, pays tithes to Synagogue, even your under-something football team relies on Pastor T.B Joshua to win the world cup because there is no God in Ghana. Charlie, thank God I’m not a Ghanaian o

When was the last time Ghana had a national team after Abedi Pele and Tony Yeboah started hawking spicy Rob and puff-puff. Charlie, thank God we are not Ghanaians o

Instead of getting down on Amala, Pounded yams and orisirishi, you eat burnt rice three times a day and call it a funky name “Wache” as if we won’t understand…Thank God we are not Ghanaians

Since Fela left Ghana you only knew how to sing old highlife and wedding songs, who marries with a Ghanaian music anymore anyways… Thank God we are not Ghanaians

Remember Nigerians created Nollywood, but Ghanaians are stuck trying to create something, should we call it “Nannawood?” with the same characters- kofi, nana, kwabena and Elizabeth…you can’t even get near any wood, Charlie, thank God I’m not a Ghanaian o

And why did Obama come here and didn’t spend a second night, was it because Accra was too boringhuh Thank God we are not Ghanaians.
Please if you can’t afford three-piece Nigerian agbada stop wearing the black and white stripe school uniform and call it a national attire, afterall you have discovered oil, please dress better, OK. Charlie, thank God we are not Ghanaians.

Our traditional rulers are cruising around in Bentley, Mercedes Benz, and BMW but yours are still hanging on wooden limos, Charlie, thank God we are not Ghanaians

We know you love to do 419 but tell me who will send you money when you send a dead chicken by FedEx in the name of Sakawa… Thank God we’re not Ghanaians o

Brothers, make una show some respect to the big brother next door, otherwise we will ask Lagosians to move over to Accra and overrun the place…

And as Fela taught, Fefe n’efe ntina obaa tu amirika a, ense na nofona yese, ebete ato ntia, ebete ato ntio, ebeti aton ti, abeti atontia, ebeti atonti, ebeti atonti e, ebeti atonti

Make una warn unaself o, na condition way make crayfish bend
Music/Radio › Re: Nigerians Hit Back: Thank God We Are Not Ghanaians by wellmax(m): 8:13am On Aug 24, 2011
[quote author=Ricky_Ross link=topic=743006.msg8993584#msg8993584 date=1314169326]THE FOKN BOIZ OF GHANA USED CRAPPY BEATS AND ENGLISH TO DISS NIGERIANS. THOSE GHANIAN KITCHEN BOYS DESERVE A MORE CRAPPY SONG AS A REPLY,[/quote]I agree with you
Crime › Re: A Lady Amongst Abductors Of Mikel Obi's Father - News!. by wellmax(m): 12:08pm On Aug 23, 2011
hmmm na wa o
Nairaland General › Re: Mikel Obi's Father Is Found And Freed In Kano by wellmax(m): 7:55pm On Aug 22, 2011
Another report has it that the kidnappers have been arrested, lets see how the whole drama plays itself out.
I'm happy for the Obi's family.
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Replies IBB - You are A Fool At 70 by wellmax(m): 10:18am On Aug 19, 2011
@ordinaryjo

I agree with you. Baba even forgto to moetion that He was the one who constructed the only refinery in northan Nigeria (Kaduna).
Truth be tld OBJ performed much better than IBB.

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