₦airaland Forum

idupaul:
thanks to all u girls, am quiting this forum for good. ,

Praise the Lord. About time we got rid of such bafoonery as you bring here.

O.K when you start talking shit of babies you must be a rather desperate person. People only take pictures with only their kids nothing else right?
Some that want to talk crap probably can't even procreate much more to talk what the child might look like

That even though its all a bag of politricks the Nigerian government have refined thiers to a level that transcends even politrickery.

The dumb bastard only wanted to have sex with an 8 yr old. I bet you he would have objected to marriage if they had not consumated it.

dangermous:
Catherine Tate ko. Germaine Greer ni

Funnier than some MAdtv episodes

Silently enjoying this. . . better than The Catherine Tate Show

SENATOR JD:
@wendymanda the girl would just bite him if he attempts that,

I think she will more than bite him. If she has brothers and he did that then God have mercy on his soul

Ezinwannem:
@wendymanda, his own dumbass no be small, lol. He's being ethnocentric and refuses 2 accept other people's way of life, lol

He is the primate example that idiots or imbeciles can type

SENATOR JD:
when u see her coming your way hmm, just stand wait am , when she gets close tear am slap, u'd not only get her attention but also a phone number as well

I think this was funny, after doing this she will enjoy your sense of humor!?!

So this is another thread started too allow tribal bashing but no one has fallen for it.

Mr 9 nonsense

You sir are a dumbass

While the father wins the award for honorary idiot the nasty 28 year old agboro that could not find himself some girl closer to his age.

Anyhow I am done with

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Funnily the movies suck but the music videos and music is not that bad. I like Susana, Knpw me when am poor, agreement by Nkem Owoh and he made another song where he doesn't sing but acts it out. It was funny as heck.

Maybe the poster is a peeping tom.

adconline:
Sometimes, some naija women pick and choose what  is  convenient for them.  their husbands pay for the wedding  and everything then the wife thinks she should have absolute control over her finances. Also some  Naija couples seem  to complain very much  about their finances. Most of our women who were brought up in a culture where  its normal for  a woman to always  demand from a man might  find it hard to fit in a culture where women earn higher than their husbands.

I don't think many Nigerian women think they have absolute control it i actually the complete opposite of what they think. And I think the money problem is not specific to Nigeria if you look up the highest reason for divorces it's money.

lucabrasi:
they are not clamouring for refunds,what they are saying is that if the contractors will finish the jobs they got paid for ,then its all well and good,refunds will only be if they refuse to finish the job,obj will come and defend himself the question is if they will not be scared or over whelmed to ask obj the proper questions and let him off easy like they did liyel imoke,irrespective of yar adua's fault he is a listening president and he ll not sweep the reports under

I get the feeling this is a non of the above answer question, neither the job nor the refund will be granted. Too bad the country is ruled by imbeciles and bafoons with two piece suits on if that.

Cadet:
Sorry, but what's raves?

Raves are massive parties where people usually take LSD and ecstasy.

Probably the same person with different names.

vivaladiva:
i personally don't see the reason why eye brows are raised, my principle is what is good for the goose is good for the gander
so long as u are ready to live with the consequences, if a man cheats on his wife then if she so desires she can cheat too. that is probably why i don't live in nigeria, the double standards are too much to bare

I say that all the time and when I do am called Proud.

Ya'll are bad.

jennykadry:
i dey my brother,how body?+


u don find me come this thread saucekid abi

They're speaking Pidgin English which is thus decipherable as I can translate to another person what they have written here.

kingdong:
bliss is driving back to the mainland rest assured there will be no traffic all the way and after cooling off on nairaland.

if too say na weekend i for go blaze up then go siddon for poolside for eko hotel or back of oview in a cloud of high listening to u2 on me ipod. if na lunacy well lets have more of it. specially as ba dey flow

I still don't get it. The strands that make up the sentence have no connection, non I say.

jennykadry:
MR ACHEBE D PEACE MAKER, what is my name doing there

Maybe they know each other.

kingdong:
me stupidity. ha lol. not to yur fault. yu dey style style pally the chicks. yu sef no undastand? Mr. made in japan

He doesn't even try, lost in his own bliss of lunacy.

kingdong:
abeg leff them for me.

if there be any of yu who looks all pudgy or yu know one who is and yu feel all so sorry about it then get off yu sorry fat ass ( or is it belly now? ) and do
something about it. wetin wey yamayama na only wan thing e be and that is yamayama. and if yu don loss for another man xtry so tay yu no sabi anglais
made in naija abi yu just dey format, wo na yu saka!

I thought this was Patois, but then again it has not understandable structure. I think it is madness, this person is speaking to himself in forwards and backwards sentences. Maybe it is one of those lost languages. This is probably whay it was lost in the first place.

Cadet:
Yea, but how much is too much? Drinking too much water can lead to water intoxication and to the dilution of sodium in the body, this can imbalance the homeostasis of the body, leading to hyponatremia.

So what is the right amount of water for the body? People usually say 8 ounces, but different body different needs, so ask your doctor about it

I think on a regular basisit is hard to drink intoxicating amounts of water. That usually happens at raves.

LASIEFAIRE:
no help from me sorry i don't translate stupidity

We can't either

LASIEFAIRE:
cadet, jennykadry and wendymanda stop the injustice. Mob action is unlawful.

If you can decipher that then please do us the favor as an interpreter of decoding speech or whatever that would be considered.