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What if I propose and want him to take my name?

I like,

I have been hooked on MadTv for years now. I tried watching Saturday Night Live but the jokes were dry. I've also watched Trigger Happy TV and it is hella funny. Which ones have you drooling with laughter and leaves your heart content?

Paste your funniest clips if available so we can crack up as well


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WAfIh-qDao

Haha that was amazingly funny. Tis true there must be something more warranting of President Sickar'do's time than this.

I have heard that regular masturbation for men helps prevent prostate cancer. I dont know about women.

Well its basically a common law marriage therefore they deserve[b] SOME[/b] rights that married couple have after breaking up. These laws have been enacted else where before with no problems. I bet you if the woman was the one paying up there'd be no complaints.

PS. Child birth is enough stress, all the stretch mark and gravity.

All sins are the same.

bawomolo:
well there are solar powered billboards now.

In Niaja!!?!!

OgaMadam:
I kind of think so.

Cause white people are just that professional.

Sorry.

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redsun:
This is as bad as the mental degradation can get.The poster is right to ask, because we don't seem to have answers to leadership problems,not even knowing what the problems are.

Of course whiteman is ruling africa indirectly,imperialism,economic,social and spiritual manipulations.Do you think whiteman wants africa to start appreciating her abundant resources like india and china,for them to lose out again?africa is the last frontier,another scramble for niggers,unless we rise up on our feet.

It's quite glaring.Whiteman is applying the law of man,survival of the fittest and it is the law of nature too,it is just that they don't know when to stop,like robots,but then,when do you start?

LadyT:
If its an active stove I'm going ontop!

Yeah especially since some people enjoy torture during sex. For some having it over a hot stove might the best tie ever.

Going off of the write up of this threads author I was cracking up. The only place in the world where 'half-cast' is used is in Nigeria. Whatever tom foolery you the poster is up to is quiet funny. Maybe you should become a comedian and the picture is funny as well.

4 Him:
Q: Do you wear clothes in Africa?
A: No
Q: then why are you wearing one now?
A: i suddenly realised you people wont understand so i bought this at the airport.

Q: Do you have telephones in Africa?
A: No
Q: then how do you recieve our new yr calls?
A: We climb the pole and place our ears close to the cables.

Q: do lions roam your streets?
A: Yes
Q: don't they bite you?
A: no, we've domesticated them. They only bite foreigners like you.

Q: you look african.
A: Funny, because i'm much better looking than you.

The above are real conversations that took place.

Those were amazing, I almost cried giggling.

Fool: Do you eat donkies in Africa (the country)?
My father: Of course, it's a delicacy better than chicken, we curry it and eat it.

Idiot: Is it true you don't eat on a table and chair.
Mother: No we place pawpaw leaf on the floor to eat when we have special visitors.

Siena:
Wendy, you're rare!

But good for you, no crime in abstinence!

Actually studies show (not sure how honest the studies are) but that there are more virgins and people abstaining from sex that believed. Not only females but males as well.

Its not being a prophet of doom but rather deducting a conclusion from what has been proven countless time. There have been many other committee on the same thing with nothing to show so what makes this one different. MAybe the fact that the president goes to germany for allergy treatment will make it different.

uspry1:
@wendymanda
Nothing wrong with focus on schooling TIGHT while abstinence in sex! Cool!

You have plenty of time to look forward marriage after your college graduation and landing your dream job.

Thanks

LadyT:
I don't want to get caught by anyone before I get a chance to finish!

I think its best done where no one will interupt!

Although even in the bedroom things can go wrong.

My aunt told us her "friend" was having sex with her husband when their 3year old came into the room they didnt know untill he started to cry and say Daddy stop fighting mummy. He try ran over and tried to push his Daddy off Mummy

Funny story. Imagine doing it in the living room and the neighbors watching in. Some people like that, the exhilerating feeling of getting caught.

jennykadry:
yea right

You don't believe me?

ibkaye:
definately, they don't know how truly wonderful africa is o, it's about time they realised and stopped being ignorant

I think some enjoy being ignorant. They leave feeling they have some thing over another person.

If being disgusted by the females role in sex makes me a kid I guess I am.

I just remembered that Nigeria never has steady electricity so it will take alot to run generators for bill boards.

ibkaye:
cheiiiii lol imagine and if you see the beautiful houses they have in naija compared to ones in other countries, it's the way the media portrays africa, as if we're animals, nonsense

The media portrays Africa horribly however when people finally sees it they don't accept the truth they will rather pretend so as not to disprove the media. Ignorance is bliss.

Am not ready for sex. Especially not with people at my school not being racist but am not very interested in white boys. In the case of germs on the floor I don't eat off my floor. The germaphobe thing with me is that getting it inside me disgusts me. Much like sex I have not had the great urge of have something inserted inside me.

ibkaye:
lol abi ooo one person even saw a video of people looking stylish in nigeria and she was like 'they wear jeans there!?' i was so annoyed, 'i replied no, they wear leaves' mummmus

Haha. When I went to Ghana for study abroad last summer some 'idiots must die' were shocked at the fact there were "normal looking houses." They however preceeded to taking pictures of huts which they claimed were houses. It was beyond me they would think this seeing as beside the hut there was a "regular house"

uspry1:
What DISH WASH LIQUID and Anti-bacterial kitchen cleaner is for? To keep kitchen clean afterward lovemaking!

Common sense!

By the way the bathroom is also germ and bacterial TOO!

I wash my hands after using the bathroom and I don't ever put anything else except tooth brush and toothpaste from the bathroom in my mouth. Hopefully no one uses my toothbrush for sexual pleasure. Well right now those things are in my dorm room anyways.

ibkaye:
Mumu: do you have cars in Africa?
Me: no, we ride on camels

holythug:
Fools: when you eat the bones what do u give the dogs
Me: bread, egg, butter & tea. . .making them eat it with fork & knife

holythug:
Fools: do u spend cash

Me:oh no we dare not, we still use cowries, manila . . .gold

Fools: u mean u use gold

Me: yes?! . . .any prbs

Fools: ow do u get it

Me: we av air special day when it rains gold

Amazing answers. My parents used similar answers when ignorant questions are thrown out. I should start using such tactics, some of those idiots actually believe it.

How can you be inlove with someone you call brother whether step or half he is still your brother.

jennykadry:
no i wouldnt,as long as d place is clean and no traces of sperm,then no problem,mind u , even if d lovers have had sex on dining table or kitchen sink,do u think they will tell u

Its one of those certain things that should not be done in a place of eating.