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I think this 9 cent is a gay woman hater. And cheap as pure water is so stupid. What pure water is so cheap. Had pure water been so cheap it would be abundant and free. Do you have running water in your home? Most likely not.  Stop looking for problems you think exist within womanhood and focus on coming out of the closet in Nigeria.

The last I heard gays are not favored in Nigeria, so while you worry of how cheap girls that were impregnated through immaculate conception are like pure water. Worry how people will blow your gay butt tube and tire.

Susan's belly is not potruding and she deh chop life

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Cadet:
AlmondJoy, you don come with trouble again. See, your stalkers will be back o

Was she banned?

I hate listening to 12 years olds but this song is amazing.

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I also like staind:
Cause if I try to walk away you'll be right here waiting


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I love POD because they're christian and they rock.

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Most other people responding to this thread realize the humor in Al-queda threatining Nigeria and most funny part being that Nigeria foiled the plot. Hahaha. What I don't get is why some people don't why I find it hard to believe the American government and the British government could not stop Al-queda but the Nigerian government could. Like someone said they must be chasing their shadows.

When I see a unicorn that flies is when I will believe any Nigerian authority foiled plans by Al-Queda. Like the link said there is no proof that its actually Al-Queda.

I still crack up when I come to this site.

Next time read your own source, this is what I got.

there is no evidence of al-Qaeda in Nigeria.

This is too funny, apparently _{your friends} the Nigerian "intelligence" is chasing their own tail. Before you try to understand me work hard in deciphering your own link.

Please we have to do something about losing the Nigerian oil race position to Angola. You see if we lose our position then we can't aid and abate our government from stealing from us.

Yar' dumbass is very daft but not so lost in his daftness to forget the importance of remaining in front of Angola.

What a stupid question, when did words speak louder than action. She can talk till she foams in the mouth but when hit is when the weakness shows.

Tonim:
The intelligence I was referring to was not the one synonymous with being "smart"; I was
referring to the State Security Services (SSS) - the people in the business of intelligence
gathering. I didn't think it was that difficult to understand.
- and even if someone is forewarned, you still have to be "intelligent" to foil a plot. The
United States, with all their economic power and military might, still couldn't stall
the events of 9/11, so did the british authorities with the london bombings.

Abeg, help me ask her them ooo

The intelligence you are talking about requires some form of smartness. I realize what you mean by the Nigerian intelligence authorities. I will help you understand my take on the supposed Nigerian intelligence authorities not being intelligent

[quote author=Tayo-D link=topic=133136.msg2250002#msg2250002 date=1210554124]@topic,
I could not stop laughing when I read the statement in bold. The same Police Force that can not monitor and prevent armed robbers is the one being called upon to monitor and prevent Al Quaeda from doing what they know to do best - steal, kill and destroy?

We can only pray that this report is false, otherwise, each man will just have to pray that they are not where Al Quaeda targets.[/quote]Appearantly someone else does.

My lipgloss is banging my lipgloss is cool.

big father:
Na so so American actors, what of our own naa?
Nkem Owo
Baba Suwe
Papalolo
Jacob
Baba Wande

The list is endless !

Who are the funniest Actors in America

[quote author=m.i link=topic=90330.msg2250016#msg2250016 date=1210554984]wrongwrongwrong! what baffles me are the people that keep the forest, and PROUDLY wear sleevless tops left and right, and have the GUTS to wave at people on the road, i saw one person, she waved, i nearly fell down,

its just somehow, and it encourages funk, and like one person said, wharrahell are you keeping it for? to make it into dreadlocks?cornrows? what exactly? it just should be removed!! imagine them chicks at miss world, stuning strapless dinner gown, she raises her hand to wave, three of the judges die on the spot, half of the audience makes for the door, people who remain alive rush her off the stage before any more damage is done, tee hee

but thats just imho sha,[/quote]That was hilarious

Amazing write up. I hope all the idiot news quick to bash Obama for his association with Rev. Wright will show this.

Hahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha

Indian comedian- Russell Peters.

MAybe because they want you to mind your own business while they mind theirs

Free radicals exist and is not a major cause of sickness. When we breath in oxygen gas it becomes free radicals in our body and evenually leads to our skin losing elasticity and other things in our body. Things considered old age but no potion can cure that. May be if you develope a way to stop inhaling oxygen then you can stop free radicals.

In September, the US embassy warned Nigeria is at risk of a terror attack.

You consider them intelligent after being warned that there are terrorists in the country?
I don't think that is intelligence seeing as there has always been terrorists, just not Al-queda.
Next time a professor tells me the answer to an exam question I will call myself intelligent.

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Wendymanda. . .thanks for reminding me of soursop. . .i love that fruit [/color]

I went to Ghana for a study abroad and bought it last year. It was amazing, some of the people I went with wanted to remairk and I told them if they could not appreciate the finer things in life that I paid for then they should shut up. No one talks nonsense of my soursop.

Also pear, not avacado and star apple.

Cashew and not just the nuts but the fruits. Haven't had cashew in years though. Also like soursop, pawpaw, mango.

I guess since you posted this you want an advice. my advice is this, if you can't speak English well, give it up since English is just the second language anyways. If there is no way to obtain better written English then try posting on a thread specific to your tribe. I tried to decipher what was bothering you and all I could get was your gilfriend who is a him is cheating with his ex-boyfriend. Its just nonsensical and annoying. Unless your love for your him girlfriend has you so distraught you can't muster up correct structure to your written English, then don't bother writting for help. No one can help you when they can't understand you.

Do ypu mean pay taxes in Nigeria or other countries? It is necessary to pay taxes but the Nigerian government uses tax money to get ready for hybernation rather than develop the country like well minded people else where do.

@ Cadet Muchas gracias, much appreciated.

@ Cadet, May I ask how you put the video onto Nairaland. I tried it put all I could end up posting was the link.

Didn't Nigeria's intelligence authorities once foil one of their plots ?

Putting Nigerian authorities and intelligence in the same sentence is somewhat of an anomaly. When did Nigerian authorities realize intelligence was necessary and why have they not yet put it into practice.

There are times when people should mind their on business. . . this is one of those times.

Never heard the song but would like if there was a genre of Nigerian music called Nairock. Sounds rad

I wanted to say how much of a waste of time it would be to bomb Nigeria. The government is already doing the type of bombing destroying the country. If any of this crap were to be true Al-Queda should start with bombing some government officials. Those baboons in two piece suits should go first.