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i guess premarital sex was a bad idea after all.
better to practice abstinence (sp?)

but i really won't mind if my man-to-be wasn't a virgin. . but virgin is good. makes the relationship stronger and last longer (i learned)

Clone Elephant's Long Ears But Reduce Attacks Times Eighty

NONSENSE

That employee must be something else. I know it's a difficult thing to fire someone but who says it that way?

pretty funny.

kind of like  Donald Trump's "the apprentice."

Hi John, how are you doing today? Hope everything is a-okay? And the family? Oh and by the way, you're fired. You have 5 minutes to clean out your desk

this is hilarious.

nferyn:
I do work for an international company, an American fortune 500 company

i actually heard of that before but really don't know what it is except it has a cool name and colleges/university put it in their brochures they send to students. . ."come to our school and when you graduate, you have a 75% chance of getting employed in some fortune 500 company".

and i'm like, okay?

you are one smart versatile guy Nferyn. even if i haven't told you that before. . . .

you speak how many? 3 languages? I know there are a couple of people who learn more but really!!
you could make millions for being that smart. esp if you worked with some international company where you know their language.

it's a joke "gates" "door" ?

probably some Nigerian technology i think  
i don't usually use spellcheker because it seems to come automatic like when you type in "nairalanderz" and it comes up as "nairaland users". automatic spell checker. .
"naija" comes in as "nigeria" too.

*dies*

i'm LMAO reading this thread and i don't know why  

you guys are funny.

whiteshark!!!!

you really should start attaching those funny little pics again?

sex isn't even a type of sport . . and you really had to put it in bold to emphasize it. tis tis tis. your funny

i can't stand dunkin donuts. i hate the smell/sight of coffee with a passion. but i'll eat the donuts any time. i just don't want to enter that place.

ldollier, never heard of it? it's pretty popular where i live. they have the best bbq ever.

i go to subways whenever i want to get my hair braided (not often). i know it takes mad hours so i just get that foot long thing (actually my mom gets it most of the time and i do when i'm not feeling lazy).

smokey bones is a restaurant. i know. funny name. it's good though.

i like this idea. hmmm. It'll be cool if it worked (i'm sure it will) you guys can discuss stuff like colleges for your kids and married life and Nigeria e.t.c.

_{hope i made sense}

nothing. I'm really pessimitic and don't think i'm ever good enough at anything. I wonder whoever is going to hire me to any job. i feel bad.

i'm better at running, soccer, volley, pickleball than any other sport though. and i'm not agressive at all which is like a big minus for most sports. I try to be mean but it never works. i actually like it sometimes when the other team wins. that's how bad it is!!!!!!!!!argh!!!