₦airaland Forum

This not a job for graduate trainee they are for professors

He can marry me den I b d 1st lady

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Always wear a smiling look and when asked a question never you rush to answer it. Be calm think probably and answer the question

tosyne2much:

7. Pepper Soup Joint

The cost of pepper soup in mama Ngozi's spot is quite cheaper than that of Mr. Biggs, Mr. Fans and Sweet Sensation where a plate of pepper soup costs 2k, therefore, na dia we dey carry dem go. Haba !!! Na money for one jean trouser be dat


8. Hotels that have no Swimming Pool

Some ladies no dey use eyes see swimming pool at all. Some hotels charge at low as 2k to swim. When we know that we can't afford this, we resort to hotels that have no swimming pool


9. Under Iroko Tree

This reminds me of a date I went with a female nairalander. Make I no lie, na only N100 dey my hand dat day. To avoid embarrassment wey go make her go open thread say upon all my forming for nairaland, I no get shishi for pocket, na so I pitch my tent with the babe for one tree, begin form say better breeze no dey blow for inside Mr. Fans, so I prefer say make we pitch our tent under mango tree

Baba Ijebu shop where broke dudes take girls to hoping the gal will bring luck for them to hammer tru baba ijebu

RichDad1:
Simple.

Loot the company and sack urself.

gistyinka:
One young Nigerian share a sad reality of some Nigerians who travel abroad to study and come back home to a salary that can barely keep you going for a week.

He goes further to talked about a friend who graduated with distinction in Masters from a UK University only for him to be offered a N50,000 a month job when he came back to Nigeria.


What are you going to do -- Will you accept the job offer or not?

Employment Circumstance of Young Nigeria: Imagine you Graduate with a Distinction from UK University & You Offered with N50k Job in Nigeria

CC : lalasticlala

With this shocking story we nigerian who school in Public universities what is then our fate for a decent job?

christinie:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/07/police-round-up-12-teenage-suspects-over-lesbianism/

14years tinz. Loving it Obama descendant

Whizzcute:
CNN’s chief international correspondent and anchor of
Amanpour nightly foreign affairs programme on CNN
International, Christiane Amanpour, will by 7pm
Nigerian time be interviewing President Muhammadu
Buhari, who is in the US to meet with US President,
Barack Obama.
Ask Sai Baba between Me and korode bello who will she marry

Amanpour in one of her tweets this evening said:

“Nigerian President @MBuhari is in the U.S. seeking
help to take on Boko Haram – I ask him how – 8pm
CET on @cnni.”


As the time ticks for the interview session, here are
five salient questions Nigerians who visited
Amanpour’s twitter timeline @campour wants her to
ask Buhari.


– Please help us ask Nigerian president why hasn’t he
publicly declare his assets as he promised during
campaign?



– Is he in the U.S seeking help to take on BH or in the
U.S cos Obama invited him?



– Any revelations yet as to financiers and sponsors of
the Boko Haram insurgency?



– Don’t forget to ask if he already has a shortlist for
his cabinet?



– Ask him about the economy and his plans on
massive education of North East youths to defeat Boko
Haram?

cc: lalasticala




http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/07/5-questions-nigerians-want-amanpour-to-ask-buhari/

Ask him. Me and korode bello who will she marry

Whizzcute:
CNN’s chief international correspondent and anchor of
Amanpour nightly foreign affairs programme on CNN
International, Christiane Amanpour, will by 7pm
Nigerian time be interviewing President Muhammadu
Buhari, who is in the US to meet with US President,
Barack Obama.


Amanpour in one of her tweets this evening said:

“Nigerian President @MBuhari is in the U.S. seeking
help to take on Boko Haram – I ask him how – 8pm
CET on @cnni.”


As the time ticks for the interview session, here are
five salient questions Nigerians who visited
Amanpour’s twitter timeline @campour wants her to
ask Buhari.


– Please help us ask Nigerian president why hasn’t he
publicly declare his assets as he promised during
campaign?



– Is he in the U.S seeking help to take on BH or in the
U.S cos Obama invited him?



– Any revelations yet as to financiers and sponsors of
the Boko Haram insurgency?



– Don’t forget to ask if he already has a shortlist for
his cabinet?



– Ask him about the economy and his plans on
massive education of North East youths to defeat Boko
Haram?

cc: lalasticala




http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/07/5-questions-nigerians-want-amanpour-to-ask-buhari/

Ask him. Me and korode bello who will she marry

Twaci:
Hello everyone! What's up? So which one of you don enter danfo/BRT/Elrufia before? (Oya come here and form for me now ).

Either way, for people like us that use these means of transportation frequently, here's a list of characters you find ever present in them:

1. Assistant Drivers:
These ones are usually in front seats. You'll always hear them yelling at the driver saying, "Take left! Overtake that guy!" Or, "Driver no match brake na! Na him suppose stop for you...", or even, "Why you let am pass you? Driver you too slow oooh!". The annoying thing is that if you let them drive the car, they'll do worse sef!

2. Assistant conductors:
You find this set poking nosing in the "conductor's" issues. You hear them saying stuffs like, "Conductor u never give that woman change for front", or "Enter na, the bus dey go Ojuelegba....", or even "Conductor that man change don pass oh!".

3. The Argumentators :
To get them started, just say in a loud voice, "See as this road be, its all GEJ's fault....". I swear, that bus won't hear anything again till u get down. This set always come with 2 groups; the defenders and the opposers and they never agree on anything, be it politics, fuel issues or football. Wetin fit this set na headphones.

4. The Formers:
This set always act like its their first time in a public transport. They do funny stuffs like; clean the chair with a hanky before sitting, make a face with a someone sits close to them, wear shades (plzzzz, in a bus?!) or will even have the guts to ask you, "pls how do you open the windows?".........like seriously?

5. The Sleepers Crew:
Once this set finds a sit, they doze off. They are ready to sleep through the journey (even when paying their bus fare) till the bus gets to its final bustop. This set usually miss their bustop and over pay the conductors...so if u have missed yours before, lemme see your hands up .

6. The observers:
I fall into this group . This set just plug in earphones and watch quietly as the characters above do their thing. They don't talk....almost invisible, sha just don't step on their toes if u know what is good for you.

That's all I have. Kindly add yours or identify your group .

Missed one the toasters those are mostly boys who wants to sit close to a babe, wants to collect her number but when its time to pay trans bills, ignore d babe as if he does not know her

kodded:
And ameachi wife is roaming the street of abuja freely
http://nigeriantimes.ng/news/exclusive-judith-rotimi-amaechi-in-a-multi-billion-naira-corruption-scandal/



to those morons quoting me

Pls make ona leave that precious woman Mrs Amechi she was a nice mother and a better first lady then jona wife Deris god ooooooo

OCTAVO:
Lolzzzzzz...
Who did this, this morning?

Haha I did

lalasticlala:
Someone shared this story on Twitter.





https://mobile.twitter.com/Ayourb/status/623215025960931332

These are funny mistakes one do any its generates to. Ig problem

lalasticlala:
Someone shared this story on Twitter.





https://mobile.twitter.com/Ayourb/status/623215025960931332

These are funny mistakes one do any its generates to. Ig problem

onlyme12:
http://www.nigerianewsheadlines.com/?p=2761

That clip of wat our oga @ the top jimi did was so touching if every sincere Nigeria who is among the elite class should remember millions of Nigerians are homeless no food to eat, children hawks in streets and killed my moving vehicles when there mates are in schools and youth join dangerous gangs because there tomorrow has been snashed by evil men.

lalasticlala:
https://mobile.twitter.com/SeeMeSeeNigeria/status/620590526559969280

Biafra is really a failed mission by the Igbos and if the thing the south south will join there selfish mission for our oil there ply has failed because we South South, yoruba,hausa, igbo, igala, e.t.c are one ane stronger we will be so harters of our great country Nigeria think twice.

olokfor:
[img]http://2.bp..com/-c3wQXJXdXpI/Va1KJmVpWsI/AAAAAAAAA6A/YvJwDDrpvao/s320/ni.jpg[/img]
President Buhari, President Obama & VP Joe Biden with Nigerian Delegation during visit to White House today........Nice to see Governor Oshiomhole in suit again....

http://www.metronaija.com/2015/07/cute-photo-of-obama-and-buhari.html

Nice happy for our APC leaders they are the real leaders

koksybrown:
Today's Wedding Event was fun as my Twin Sister (A Constant Daily Visitor of Nairaland) Walked the Corridor of Holy Matrimony with a Fellow Nairalander. And guess what! The Mc was a Nairalander also...

Pls don't yab my Sis, she can cry well well. You are free to yab her hubby. .

HML. Wish you Love understanding strength and God's hand in ur marriage.

tunnamania11:

After reading many comments on this section and seeing the way most guys talk about marrying a virgin no matter what it takes even after most them had spoilt hundreds of girls, I deem it fit to intimate you all about the types of virgins of this 21st century.

Note: Premarital sex is a sin and I'm not here to condemn indulging in a sexual relationship.
Here goes the types of virgins of 21st century:

1. Primary Virgin
This consists of girls that do not allow any form of intimacy. Their lips has never been kissed, their breasts has never been smooched and their body has never been caressed. We all know what they are called

2. Secondary Virgin
This consists of girls that allow kissing, smooching and caressing. They do all these with their full clothes ON because they are so fearful that they could yield to sex when aroused but mostly shyness of allowing a guy see their body could be the reason.

3. Tertiary Virgin
This consists of girls that allow kissing, smooching, caressing , cuddling unclad, finger and also giving and receiving BJ.
They are also called professional virgins, their only fear is that they are not yet ready to be a mother.


So guys, there u have the three types of virgins. So when she tells you she is a virgin, ask her where she belong before you start giving preferential treatments of a primary virgin to a tertiary virgin.

PGD/MASTERS VIRGIN
When you kiss, touch smooch, but when you want to enter, she holds you hand. After all promises of marriage and you will never leave her u enters and notice an entrance wide like lekki toll gate instead of biro's ink cake

Taylor86:
GEJ was a good man

y would buhari pay him back this way

how many of his boko haram brothers hv been detained and deprived his medications

GEJ i personally miss and moan u alive

may God keep u to see the end of this onechance government

Pls Corrupt personals even if its my uncle should be tried and if found guilty face the penalty because its peoples monies he squandered

justirich:
3 – SENATOR ALI MODU SHERIFF
Like Kalu, Sheriff is also a former governor of Borno
State.
Now one of the most prominent politicians in
Nigeria, Sheriff is also ahead of the pack with a total
of four jets, as follows:
GULFSTREAM G650, Dornier (he has/had three
of this).

Such monies would have been plugged into education systems, power and wealth generation of the teeming youth. They say we the youth are the children of tomorrow when our said leaders wants to to kill our dreams and vision

So Funny and hilarious ;DSo Funny and hilarious

ceo247frolic:
As you can see, it's a suit with money glued all over it. (Btw, are those N10 or N100 notes on the trousers?)


http://www..net/2015/07/photo-man-decorates-his-suit-with-naira.html

Soo Funny and hilarious

CR77:
Who cares

. Mikel no be footballer he is a money chaser because I can't see a player staying in a club for more than eight years and cannot be in Chelsea first eleven

nkemie:
Its not strange, most pastors need more prayers than their members

. Pls issues of Men of God should be handled carefully because of the fear of God.