That's not making me smile, I just don't take anything lying down and my man can testify to that.

Normality:

If that's what you r holding onto and makes u smile, fair enuf, I just want to see u smile.

How are you dominating when you are not holding any govt position save for the commissioner/messanger job we recently gave you. You are not in the house of representative, you are not part of decision making of Lagos. The big companies are owned by Yoruba, Hausa and foreigners, so you are not at par not to talk of dominating. You are irrelevant in Lagos cos all those corner shops you currently run can create jobs for our agbero boys when you leave.

Normality:

You fret when we call your land a "no man's land".

Master indeed, dominating you at ur home land.

I rather be that slave that dominates the master, than a chest-beating coward master fretting at the sound of his 'slave's' voice.
Hypocrite!

Italians plane was shot down in Lagos and in most pictures from biafra side of the war, there were white people in battle fields fighting side by side with biafra. we Yoruba don't lie like you do, you ibos have perfected lies and live on it like air.

Ahuitzotl: Name one world power that fought on our side...All this your lies and bluster typical of yorobars will not save you from the igbos....Go and price their market first...There will be no USSR nor USA even UK to save your coward assses.

Did your dad and grand not tell you ibos are slaves to Yoruba?

Normality:

Lolz, u want to feel good a lil bit by saying this, North(master), West(slave)
Now you know who is fighting who.
Please I don't do talks like these.

I have no problem with any tribe and am not tribalistic, the only qualms that I have with some 'hypocrites and cowards' as my grand dad told me was exactly them being u know, hypocrites and cowards.

Reading some intelligent posts here, make me realize my dad and grand dad where right afterall.

Lair ibos fought only Nigeria army. I know it felt like the sky collapsed on you people, hey! That's what you get when you are dumb like ibos. You actually had some world powers fought on your side.

Ahuitzotl: The igbos have fought an assymetrical warfare in the modern age against a combined force of USSR,USA,Britain,Egypt,Nigeria etc holding them down for 30months,even at a point was an horizon away from the outskirts of Lagos..Now how do you think a war hardened group will fare with those who are not only lazy but are chronic deserters and backstabbers....It will be the de javu of illorin all over again.

See people who flee eastward for rumors now want to stay for war.

You should be worried about fighting both west and north when we can turn the whole south east to grass for cows to graze.

Ahuitzotl: Igbo man prefers to die with his property or where the economic action is, why do you think most still stay in the north despit security risks? not that we even expect a coward bred yorobar to understand how much less a female,anyway....the question is can the yorobar do away with cowardice to avert an igbo pincer movement from the east and within Lagos even with marauding Hausa Fulanis to the North??... It is best you pay indemnity so you don't have two war fronts to contend with...

We are spelling it to you clearly now just like before that we are not with you on anything and no alliance. So what sabotage are You talking about? Are you ibos that stuppid to carelessly allow sabotage from your enemy or just plain dumb? I believe ibos are the infamous foolss who keep doing things same way and expect different result.

customized07: I don't expect this thread to end-up in the tribal bashing, the OP was specific about the south vs north, this has clearly shown that the south cannot unite against the north and if there's gonna be any saboteur, its gonna be the yorubas. Mind you that as violent as the north maybe, experience will play a big role for the igbos, let's see how far yorubas will go with their sabotage.

Well you are my slave and still fighting me.

Normality:

I hardly see where a slave fights his master, nonetheless a slave with cowardice that is legendary.

So why then are you calling for alliance? Or you suffer from dementia?

AkinEgba:

But u did not align with igbos in the past and will likely also support the north as u did in the past. You really cant be trusted.

Kapish!

ba7man: Some kids just say "War" as if its their regular "mum and daddy" fights at home.

Anyways, as yorubas, na our house we dey. Anyone that causes trouble within it will have Benin Republic to accomodate him as refugee.........of which, na our french speaking cousins dey there.

Bad move for a tenant fighting with his landlord. Tenant will always pack his load on his head and leave in the end.

it will be you came, saw and vanquished. If it smokes in Lagos, no ibo will pass through ogun and ondo state, land or water, mark it down.

Ahuitzotl: Yorubas will have to pay indemnity for the igbos to leave Lagos in peace..An urban warfare will level Lagos to the ground with threats of military encirclment from the North and East...

And all the small towns along the way will be laying ambush on fleeing ibos who want set Lagos on fire before leaving.

jerseyboy: There is no basis for war. Igbos and Yorubas have no contagious border. Yorubas will flock in and flush everyone out of Lagos. I suspect the mid-west who are in the middle will back the Yorubas. Igbos will simply flee Lagos. Lagos is indefensible for Igbos. Hausas have a better chance over running Yorubas.

You lie bad, we are Yoruba first. The shocker may be when we join the Hausa to push you noise makers into Cameroon, if they had done it right the first, we would not be hearing never ending whining on daily basis.

Sunofgod: They are not at war . . . . its just some small historic 'hatred' on both sides.

I believe when the true battle starts it will be along 'religious' and not 'tribal' lines . . . . .

Alot of 'Yoruba's' will be slaughtered by Yoruba's........before 'Christianity' takes on 'Islam' . . .. (whilst the 'Jews' watch and laugh)

You lie bad, we are Yoruba first. The shocker may be when we join the Hausa to push you noise makers into Cameroon, if they had done it right the first, we would not be hearing never ending whining on daily basis.

Sunofgod: They are not at war . . . . its just some small historic 'hatred' on both sides.

I believe when the true battle starts it will be along 'religious' and not 'tribal' lines . . . . .

Alot of 'Yoruba's' will be slaughtered by Yoruba's........before 'Christianity' takes on 'Islam' . . .. (whilst the 'Jews' watch and laugh)

Where is the south? Sorry, what we have in Nigeria is north, south, east and west, and every region will answer their father's name. You are warned now, don't turn around and say Yoruba betray you later cos we are not in alliance.

Concerning Ilorin the people will have to tell us what they want. You should be busy worrying about your region because Yoruba will not hold your hands.

AkinEgba:

Not exactly. Each group will get as much sophisticated weapons as they like. But I do no believe that the north will get up and take on the south in a war, unless of course the south is divided so that some southerners join the north against other southerners, in which case it is no longer North versus South, but ''North-South'' versus ''another South''.

As long as Yorubas do not go looking to get back Ilorin, they should be fine.

But there's no way south can band together. Yoruba at most dislike the north for not speaking louder against violence, but we hate ibos for hating us. I'd rather fight ibos than fighting the north.

AkinEgba:

These days numbers don't mean much in war; the level and sophistication of ammunition at your disposal do. Moreover, the only way the Islamic North will come down south to fight is if they get encouragement from one or more betraying groups from the south. If the south bands together or at least do not betray each other by one group joining with the North to fight other southerners, then its a different story out there than you are telling us now.

The ultimatum bank that never runs dry.

Hehehe!

You have to be very afraid as ibos if all the posts here are something to go by.

The only person taking on about 20 of you ibos here as a northerner has told you they are coming to level your land to get to the SS and you are here directing them to the SW as if they need a war manual from you. Keep driving away flies while being maul by a lion. Your people have used all your energy on chest beating and nothing left for war, well what do I expect from people who wanted their enemies to feed them during the previous war. I hope you guys know war doesn't come with manual. You ibos are still our worst enemy.

Ahuitzotl: In the event of War the middle belt will try to stay neutral although we cannot say for kogi and kwara who most likely will anticipate an annexation by the North with little or no resistance from the south west.All developing countries need the coast to thrive therefore the north will be faced with an invasion of the south west, using the Illorin axis as a staging area or FOB,with excellent intelligience reports from the muslims amongst the yorubars, the North should make quick work of securing Lagos....This will relieve tensions in the Benue in the long run as the north occupies the south west thus will have no impetus for invading Benue or South East..The main 'christian' yorobar force will be reduced to harrassing guerrilla strikes staged across the border from the Cotonou-Portonovo axis..In order to secure their gains and their eastern flank the North will seek a mutual detente with the igbos thus reducing the war to one front in the west coast.

Ibos are hell bent on bringing this deadly disease to Nigeria. The first ebola case was a man who was on the way to the east and his main contact in Lagos is an ibo, and now an ibo corpse on the way to SE through Lagos. Jim Lyke has probably entered Lagos quietly or about to.

What happened to their straight flights from Ethiopian Airways? These ibos are evil and must be watched.

The guy is a closet gay. Those girls he's been hanging around are his biatches as a pimpp.

engineerd: Why the phuck is he crossing his legs like a pharkin bish?? What a gaylord....

Now this idiott is going to bring ebola to Nigeria. This is the time we need straight flight to the east from wherever these con artists go for deep pockets to avoid stop overs in Lagos.

Nice try at Yoruba proverbs but misses! I don't have a village, maybe you can make one up for me. You still haven't told us where you are from, is it because it won't sound like where people would love to move to? Both of my parents are from places with bells and whistles with a last name that will make you wish you are me. You can tattoo that.

barackodam:




Lol.


Yoruba always say.

Ikoko to npe isasun no dudu.


Shio.

As though I resemble a n Igbo man.



Won a ma was awawi OSI!!!!

Better go get job and most probably visit ur village

Who else wrote the epistle without stating the bush you came from? of course! I'm so referring to you! I will not sit back and let you slippery slime take a swipe at Lagos at every chance you get. Lagos is mine to protect and yours to obsess.

barackodam:



Hope u ain't referring to me

Thanks! I don't know what happened to chicken and beef that people even eat some nasty looking bush meat in the first place.

oboman: Should we be eating Bush Meat in the first instance?

What has happened to our spirit of conservation? Not every meat must be eaten just to satisfy our appetite, we have enough cattle and sheep in the land we could eat and replenish...

It's hard to replenish Bush meat and just because there is no evidence to suggest they carry Ebola doesn't mean we shouldn't take the necessary precaution like avoiding Bush Meat all together...

If Monkeys are known to carry some forms of virus, then we shouldn't rule out 'some' Bush Meat being host to Ebola Virus.

On what?

teniola55: AM HIGH!

Foolish ibo poster! Why didn't you use Onitsha or Enugu as examples? Just because your ancestors lived in forest should not blind you from reality that Yoruba lived and still live More in big towns, that's is the reason you see the biggest cities in SW and none of SE states is larger than a local government in SW. I really hope your obsession will let you open your eyes and see that Lagos is some people's hometown just like Enugu, Owerri among others, and must be respected. My maternal family trace their root to atleast 7 generations in Lagos. Which new home town are you going to create for people like this?

Ibos are cashing in to claim Asaba because the owners are minorities.

When did Asaba become ibo land?

Asaba was a refugee camp, it wasn't ibo and will never be.

Thieves, always claiming other people's land.

You are so dumb, I have to wash my hand after typing this.

While I go wash the vapor of your dumbness off my hand, can you find and post where all the places Obama bowed have enslaved America or places your even dumber Jonathan knelt on both kneels are enslaving you? and we can go from there.

quid:
So the culture is helping Tinubu to enslave Yorubas to cattle rearers and terrorists

I will explain that picture for the sake of those who don't know our culture. As for you ibo, I know you are blind and all you see is Yoruba.

Buhari is a very tall man while Tinubu is a short man. Tinubu's culture demands he prostrates for his elders, but his head did not go below his chest in this picture, Now compare that to our normal greetings, this is very conservative and Tinubu will go lower than this to greet his uncles or senior brother and his hand must touch the floor when he's greeting his dad or mom. The leader of "the free world" Obama bent lower than this for several world leaders and some doctors recently bowed for an 11yrs old. World over people bow for people, but it's Yoruba culture. Have you not seen Jonathan on both kneels in several place?

quid:
Yes

Right! Thank you jare!

Howmanage:

You forgot disgruntled, sullen, complaining, sneering, conniving, resentful etc etc

And the tantrums of my slave.

Descartes: Ranting of a Gambari slave